"Galactic Alert: Aquarius, Your Nebulous Neptune is Tangled in Cosmic Cat5 Cables Again. Time to Reboot Your Gravity!"
The next Aquarius will start in 111 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 126 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 138 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 134 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 111 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
"Good morning, Aquarians! Or should I say, 'greetings fellow aliens', since, let's face it, you're the zodiac's resident extraterrestrials. With that Waning Gibbous moon at a ripe old age of 18 days, you might be feeling a bit like an over-boiled egg - somewhat hard to crack and a little gassy on the inside. Don't worry, it's just the universe's way of tenderizing you for what's to come.
Time to dust off your spaceship because it’s about to get galactic. The stars are aligning, or rather, scattering like a bag of Skittles dropped in a black hole. But believe it or not, that's a good thing for you! It might look like celestial chaos, but it's just your typical Aquarian disco rave. Expect some unexpected opportunities to come in like shooting stars. Grab them before they burn up in the atmosphere of missed chances!
And speaking of burning... remember last week's ‘the-world-is-ending’ fiasco? Well, it turns out the world didn't end. Or did it? And we're all just holograms? Nah, even for an Aquarian, that's a tad too far out. Just remember, while you're busy exploring parallel universes, don’t forget to keep your feet on Earth (or at least in this dimension).
In terms of love, Venus is doing the cha-cha with Mars in your sector. Could be a steamy tango or a disastrous two-step. But hey, either way, it's a dance! So, you might want to start practicing your moves. And by moves, I mean your communication skills. After all, the language of love is universal, right?
Stay groovy, Aquarians. You're our favorite space oddities.
#AquariusVibes #AstroNerd #OutOfThisWorldOpportunities #CelestialDiscoRave #VenusChaCha"
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SignToday Is Posting: 02.10.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-02-10-2023)