By The Chip Witch on Saturday, 14 October 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Quantum Quirks and Nebulous Nonsenses: Aquarius, it's time to Align your Astrological Algorithms!"

The next Aquarius will start in 99 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 8 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 114 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 126 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 122 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 99 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Aquarius - or should I say, Water Bearer of the Future! Guess what? Your ruling planet, Uranus, is going through a bit of a mid-life crisis and it's shaking things up. This isn't your ordinary "buy a sports car and adopt a chihuahua" crisis, either. No, this is more like "I'm Sarah Connor, and I've just spotted a Terminator" level of intensity. You're about to become the hero in your own sci-fi epic. The current 29.2-day-old New Moon is basically the equivalent of Kyle Reese arriving from the future to guide you on an unexpected journey. You don't need to start doing push-ups in your prison cell just yet. But hey, maybe dust off that old treadmill. It's time to get moving! The upcoming Full Moon on October 28th, 2023, at 20:24:27 is like Judgment Day. It's a biggie, folks. It's a day of revelation and transformation - a cosmic reset button. But unlike Sarah Connor, you don't have to worry about nuclear warheads. Your apocalypse may come in the form of a major life change - a new job, a shift in relationships, or even a sudden desire to take up interpretive dance. Remember, just like in the Terminator, there's no fate but what we make for ourselves. So, grab your metaphorical shotgun (or yoga mat) and embrace the changes. Show the universe that you're the master of your destiny. Just remember to take it easy on the robots around you. We don't need any Skynet situation happening here. #AquariusChronicles #AstrologyTerminatorStyle #NoFateButWhatWeMake #Don'tBeASarahConnerWannabe #EmbraceYourOwnEpicSaga #AquariusJudgementDay

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-14-10-2023)

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