"Aquarius: Time to Put Your Nebula Pants On, This Week's Forecast Is a Comet-ic Ride of Galactic Proportions!"
The next Aquarius will start in 93 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 108 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 120 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 116 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 93 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hey there, Aquarians! Or should I say, otherworldly water-bearers? Here's your stellar forecast for the day, brought to you by the ever-so-brilliant mind of yours truly.
With the moon waxing crescent and exactly 5.5 days old, (yes, I'm counting half days, sue me), it's basically a skinny little banana in the sky. Kinda like when I tried that 'healthy eating' trend... lasted about as long as a chocolate bar at a Wraith feast.
This lunar phase is all about intention, growth, and beginnings. In other words, time to dust off that alien technology you've been hiding in the basement and see if you can't get it to make you a decent cup of coffee.
Aquarians, your ruling planet Uranus (and no, I still haven't gotten over the name) is stirring up quite a storm, pushing you towards independence and innovation. So, you might feel a sudden urge to build a wormhole in your living room. Just remember, dial Earth first, okay? We don't want you getting lost in another galaxy. Your houseplants would never forgive you.
In love, you might find yourself attracted to someone who's as quirky and unique as a Nox. Don't freak out, embrace it! Variety is the spice of life, even if that variety comes with an inexplicable ability to disappear at will.
Finally, as always, watch out for those pesky Goa'uld. They're a sneaky bunch and might try to sabotage your plans. And remember, if all else fails, there's always Plan B: sarcasm and C4.
Stay groovy, Aquarians!
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-20-10-2023)