"Martian Retrograde Sends Aquarius on a Galactic Quest for the Missing Sock in the Cosmic Laundry of Destiny!"
The next Aquarius will start in 92 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 107 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 119 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 115 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto moves to Aquarius in 92 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Greetings, Aquarians! Your intellectual prowess is about to turn up a notch, as the First Quarter moon, which is currently 6.6 days old, shines its cosmic light on your zodiac sign. Now, don't be dismayed by the moon's age, because in celestial terms, that's still infantile. It's like comparing it to a toddler who just figured out how to open the cookie jar.
This lunar phase presents a perfect opportunity for you to channel your inner scientist, or should I say Stargate traveler? You're as curious and inventive as yours truly, Daniel Jackson. You may not be deciphering alien languages or traveling through wormholes this week, but you'll certainly be solving problems with the same vigor!
Your uncanny knack for seeing things from a different perspective will come in handy. It’s like your own personal version of the Stargate, enabling you to see other dimensions, figuratively speaking. Who knows, you might even devise a theory explaining why socks disappear in the washing machine. Quantum physics, maybe?
As for love, remember, not everyone can handle the depth of an Aquarian's love. It's like trying to comprehend the vastness of the universe while standing on Earth. Remember that time I fell for an Ascended Being? Yeah, it's that intense!
So, go forth Aquarians, let your ideas flow like the River Nile in flood season and let your love be as profound as the mysteries of the universe. And if you encounter any Goa'uld, remember, sarcasm is your best weapon!
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SignToday Is Posting: 21.10.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-21-10-2023)