By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 September 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Gravity of Saturn, Lighter Your Wallet Makes: Financial Fluctuations in the Orbit of Aquarius, They Are!"

The next Aquarius will start in 119 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 134 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 146 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 142 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 119 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings, fellow interstellar travelers! If you're an Aquarius, then oh boy, do I have some cosmic news for you! As you might know, our current moon is a rather awkward 9-day-old first quarter. Now, as a scientist, I'd like to remind you that the moon doesn't actually have birthdays...but if it did, it'd probably be dealing with the alien equivalent of pre-teen angst. So, don't be surprised if your emotions are swinging more wildly than a Goa'uld’s tail this week. Now, taking a look at our galactic charts (brilliantly drawn by yours truly), Aquarius is about to pass through the Stargate of Change. Time to embrace your inner O'Neill, folks! Break out that sarcasm and dry wit because you're going to need it. This week is all about navigating the unknown, or as we like to call it in the SG-1 universe, "Tuesday." Remember, just like Teal'c on a mission, you've got the strength of a Jaffa warrior this week. Use it wisely. Be bold, be brave, and don't forget to take a moment to enjoy those delicious donuts in the break room. Balance is key, even when you're traversing through wormholes and deciphering alien languages. Oh, and one last thing. Don't let Mercury's retrograde get you down. Yes, it's spinning backwards, but sometimes you have to do the moonwalk before you can do the forward hustle. Keep those chins up, Aquarians! Your Stargate journey awaits, and remember: We are all made of star stuff. #AquariusVibes #StargateSG1 #FirstQuarterMoon #StayNerdy #GoaUldGags #TealcTough #StarStuff

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-24-09-2023)

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