Aries Report

"Aries Cosmic Forecast: 'Mars is in Retrograde, Expect Sudden Urge to Headbutt Problems Away!'"

The next Aries will start in 171 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 26 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 161 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 187 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 213 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there, Aries! You're as fiery and impulsive as the day Blake decided to take on the entire Federation with a few misfits and a stolen spaceship. With the Waning Gibbous moon at a sprightly 16.9 days old, you might be feeling a bit like Avon after he's been up all night trying to fix Orac... again. Your energy may be dwindling, but hey, on the bright side, it's a perfect time for a little introspection. The universe is practically begging you to ponder life's big questions. Like, why do teleport bracelets never malfunction when you're in the middle of something important? And why does Vila always manage to find the liquor cabinet, no matter where we hide it? This week, you're being called upon to embrace your inner Liberator crew member. You're no stranger to adversity, Aries, and like Avon, you've got an uncanny knack for turning even the worst situations to your advantage. So, if things go south, just remember - at least you're not stuck on an alien planet with Servalan. Your mantra for the week ahead: "I'm not expendable, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going." Stand your ground, Aries. You've got this! #AriesAstrology #WaningGibbousMoon #Blakes7Humor #NerdAstrologerJokes #AvonInspiredHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-01-10-2023)