Aries Report

"Aries, prepare to engage your cosmic thrusters! The celestial ram shall headbutt the universe into submission as the stars align for a far-out fiesta!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Aries

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my Aries friends! Let's plug into the Matrix and see what cosmic shenanigans await you today. 🌌💻 Mercury, that swift-footed messenger planet, is hanging out in your sign right now, making you feel like Neo dodging bullets with your mad communication skills. 🗣️🔥 Expect some serious speed-typing, rapid-fire texting, and possibly even an uncanny ability to finish people's sentences (just try not to creep them out). Mercury in Aries = #MorpheusBeProud But wait, there's more! Mighty Jupiter is also gracing your sign. You know, the big guy who's all about expansion and growth? Well, he's here to supercharge your confidence and make you feel like you can leap tall buildings in a single bound (or, you know, tackle that big project at work). Embrace your inner superhero! 💪🦸‍♂️ #JupiterInAries #TheOne Now let's talk about that Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.1 days old and just itching to help you manifest your wildest dreams. Channel the power of the moon to create something epic - whether it's a killer new app or the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Either way, the universe has got your back. 🌔✨ #WaxOnWaxOff #MoonMagic So, dear Aries, remember: You are The One. Embrace your destiny, harness your inner Keanu, and dodge those cosmic bullets like a pro. And always, ALWAYS remember: There is no spoon. 🥄❌ #MatrixVibes #AriesAwesomeness

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