Aries Report

"Aries, Prepare to Ram-ble: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Might be Too!"

The next Aries will start in 168 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 23 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 158 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 184 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 210 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Greetings Aries, you fiery ram of the cosmic barnyard! The universe has a wacky roadmap for you today. Now, with the Waning Gibbous moon at 20 days old, it's like a teenager who just got their driver's license. It's full of energy, a little reckless and it's time to buckle up, baby! This moon phase is all about reflection, so expect to do a lot of introspection, like an alien abduction survivor at a therapy session. You might find yourself wrestling with some deep thoughts, contemplating the mysteries of the universe, or wondering why there's never a Stargate when you need one. Career-wise, it’s like you’ve been zapped by Thor’s Hammer. Yes, not the Marvel superhero, but the Asgardian device that can disintegrate stuff. Don’t worry though, it’s not about destruction but transformation. You’ve got the green light from the universe to boldly go where no Aries has gone before. In the love department, you’re as charming as a Goa'uld at a diplomacy conference. That’s right, your charisma is off the charts! Just remember, actions speak louder than words, unless you're fluent in Ancient. But hey, who isn't, right? Financially, it's time to be a bit more Teal'c – strong, silent and super frugal. Trust me, you don't want to end up like a broke System Lord. So grab your Staff Weapon, step through the Stargate, and let the cosmic winds guide you through this wild ride. Remember, the universe doesn’t make mistakes, it just has a twisted sense of humor sometimes. #AriesHoroscope #StargateStyle #WaningGibbousWisdom #Thor'sHammerTransformation #Goa'uldCharm #Teal'cFrugality #CosmicBarnyard

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.10.2023 07:02:47 (ari-04-10-2023)