Aries Report

"Aries, prepare for intergalactic shenanigans as Mars pulls a cosmic prank on you this week - embrace the chaos, channel your inner Wraith, and boldly go where no ram has gone before!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 11 days, at Tuesday, 18 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 338 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 364 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Get ready for an astral ride that's more thrilling than a trip through the rift with Captain Jack Harkness himself. With Jupiter cozying up in your sign and the full moon reaching peak maturity like an alien cheese, you're in for a cosmic adventure that could rival any Torchwood mission. As Jupiter revs up its engines in your sign, you'll feel an undeniable urge to take on the universe. Adventures await, my little space-time warriors! #JupiterInAries #LetTheGamesBegin You might find yourself making bold moves and taking risks that would even make Gwen Cooper raise an eyebrow. Just remember, when making these daring decisions, try not to get too reckless. Remember Owen Harper's rule number one: "Don't get killed." #SafetyFirst #TimeToKickButt The full moon is also in the mix, making emotions run higher than Ianto Jones' caffeine levels. You may find yourself feeling a bit like a weevil caught in a trap – confused, emotional, and just a tad bitey. Embrace these feelings, but don't let them overtake you. #FullMoonFever #WerewolfVibes In true Torchwood fashion, keep an eye out for unexpected allies and unlikely partnerships. The universe is vast, and you never know who or what might lend a hand when you least expect it. #AlienBFFs #UnexpectedAlliances So, gear up, Aries! It's time to channel your inner Gwen Cooper, grab your vortex manipulator, and conquer the world… or at least your corner of it. Be bold, be brave, and embrace the cosmic chaos. And remember, as Captain Jack always says, "The 21st century is when everything changes, and you've got to be ready." #ReadyForAnything #AriesTakeover That's all for now, my intergalactic astro-warriors. Stay tuned for more alien-infused, timey-wimey wisdom from your nerdy space hippie astrologer. Peace out and namaste! 🌌✌️ #NerdyAstrologer #CosmicWisdom

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