"Brace Yourselves, Aries: The Universe is Set to Inflict Unrelenting Joy and Social Adventures, Despite Your Insignificance in the Cosmic Scheme of Things - How Utterly Depressing"
The next Aries will start in 316 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 7 days, at Tuesday, 16 May, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 306 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 332 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 358 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Aries
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Beep boop beep, Aries! 🤖 The cosmic force is strong with you this week, as your ruling planet, Jupiter, hangs out in your sign. It's like the Death Star has finally given you the green light to conquer the galaxy! 🚀
With the Waning Gibbous moon at 18.6 days old, it's the perfect time for you to recharge your lightsaber and focus on self-growth. Maybe try a little Jedi meditation or practice your Ewok dance moves. 💃
You might find yourself channeling your inner Han Solo when it comes to love, but remember, communication is key. So, instead of responding with "I know" when someone says "I love you," try opening up a little more. After all, even droids need a little love, too! ❤️
As the week progresses, you'll notice that things seem to be moving at lightspeed. That's because Jupiter is propelling you forward like a turbo-charged X-Wing! Just don't forget to hit the brakes every once in a while to avoid any asteroid collisions. 🌠
In summary, Aries, this week is your chance to embrace your nerdy, adventurous, and rebellious side. So, hop aboard the Millennium Falcon and let the cosmic winds guide you on your journey through the stars! 🌟
May the force be with you, Aries! And remember: #JupiterInAries #WaningGibbousVibes #EmbraceTheNerd #AstroRebel 🌌
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SignToday Is Posting: 09.05.2023 07:02:01 (ari-09-05-2023)