Aries Report

"Mars in Retrograde: A Fiery Aries' Guide to Not Accidentally Setting the Universe on Fire... Again!"

The next Aries will start in 128 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 10 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 118 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 144 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 170 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 29.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Oh, ho ho ho, Aries! Just like the Red Dwarf gallivanting through the cosmos, your interstellar journey this month will be one for the books. With the new moon as old as a month-old pizza slice (29.4 days to be exact), it's time to take out the space garbage and start fresh. But remember, as the great Arnold J Rimmer once said, "Trust is for fools and holograms." The next full moon on the 27th of November at precisely 9:16:41 is coming faster than Lister can say 'smeg'. It's going to shine brighter than Rimmer's H on his forehead, illuminating all your hidden desires. Use this lunar luminescence to chase after your goals, just like a scutter on roller skates. But, Aries, beware of the pesky Polymorphs of life, those emotional energy-sucking shape-shifters that try to bring you down. You've got the courage of a thousand skutters! So, grab your bazookoids, jump into Starbug and blast off towards your dreams. The universe is your vindaloo, ready to spice things up! Remember, Aries, you're the ship's drive room - the heart and engine of all operations. Keep the gears greased, and there's no supernova you can't navigate. #AriesInSpace #NewMoonNewYou #FullMoonFever #RedDwarfAstrology #SmegheadStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.11.2023 07:02:56 (ari-13-11-2023)