Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself for Interstellar Shenanigans: Martian Retrograde Ahead - Remember, it's not the End of the Universe (yet)!"

The next Aries will start in 215 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 15 days, at Saturday, 02 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 205 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 231 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 257 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey Aries, listen up! Now, don’t go all hot-headed on me, but the new moon, which by my calculations, is a mere 1.7 days old (yeah, I counted), is about to shake things up a bit. So, here's the thing; while you might be tempted to charge headfirst into the abyss of the unknown - you know, typical Aries stuff - the cosmos is gently whispering, "Whoa there, buddy! Slow down!" Not that you're known for listening, but hey, it's worth a shot. The universe, in all its infinite wisdom and space dust, is suggesting a new approach. Instead of your classic 'ram the door down' strategy, try being a tad more strategic. Like, think of yourself as a cosmic chess player. You are the knight, not the rook. A subtle difference, but trust me, it’s massive when navigating cosmic energies. This new moon, despite its infancy, is a period of growth and opportunity. Now, I’m not saying you'll suddenly sprout wings or anything (although, knowing you, you'd probably enjoy that), but you may notice some doors opening. Or perhaps a window, if you’re not into doors. Remember, Aries, just because you CAN headbutt everything doesn't mean you SHOULD. So, take a deep breath, or a yoga class, or whatever helps you to cool your jets, and prepare for a new path of exploration and discovery. To sum it up - slow down, be strategic, grow, and for frak's sake, stop headbutting things! #AriesLife #NewMoonMadness #CosmicChessPlayer #StopHeadbuttingThings

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 07:02:01 (ari-18-08-2023)