Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Up! Your Cosmic Joyride Through the Ramming Speed of Planetary Disco is About to Go Full Throttle!"

The next Aries will start in 152 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 7 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 142 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 168 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 194 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Aries! Good news first, the Waxing Crescent moon has just turned 5.4 days old. You know what that means? It's like a teeny-tiny moonling saying, "Hello! Aries, you're in for some fun!" But remember, it's still in its awkward, zit-faced adolescent stage. So, expect unexpected cosmic tantrums. Now, with Mars as your ruling planet, you usually have the energy of a caffeinated squirrel on a treadmill. But this week, with the Waxing Crescent moon, you might feel more like a chilled-out sloth. Don't worry, it's not you; it's the universe doing its thing. And speaking of the universe, remember, it's 93 billion light-years wide. That's a lot of space for things to go wrong when Mercury isn’t even in retrograde. So if you leave your coffee on the roof of your car again, don't blame the cosmos, it's probably just Monday. You might find yourself attracted to shiny objects this week. That's cool, just make sure they're not just tin foil reflecting the sun. You're worth more than that, Aries, aim for the real silver linings! In the words of Kerr Avon, "A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist." So, stay realistic, stay positive, and maybe, just maybe, your idealism will turn into reality. #Aries #HoroscopeFun #WaxingCrescentMoon #NerdyAstrologer #CosmicTantrums #SlothWeek #CaffeinatedSquirrel #ShinyObjectSyndrome #SilverLinings #KerrAvonWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-20-10-2023)