Aries Report

"Intergalactic Aries Assemble: Prepare for a Smegging Cosmic Roller Coaster of Love, Laughs, and Laser Show Lunacy!"

The next Aries will start in 334 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 25 days, at Tuesday, 16 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 324 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 350 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, fellow Aries! The mighty Jupiter has entered our fiery domain, and it's about to get as lit as the Pegasus Galaxy. Hold onto your ZPMs because things are going to start moving faster than a Wraith dart on Red Bull. With the new moon being a mere 1.2 days old (yes, I measured it with my handy-dandy astrolabe), it's time to embrace the ancient wisdom: "New moon, who dis?" You see, it's all about fresh starts, new beginnings, and pretending like you didn't just binge-watch Stargate Atlantis for the umpteenth time. This week, channel your inner John Sheppard by taking risks and embracing adventure. It's time to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life, and boldly go where no Aries has gone before (apologies to a certain other sci-fi franchise). Just remember to bring your trusty P90 and some witty one-liners for when things inevitably go sideways. Now, let's talk communication. Mercury isn't in retrograde (thank the Ancients), so it's the perfect time to make that call, send that text, or write that love letter using nothing but binary code. Remember, clear communication is key, especially if you're trying to avoid accidentally starting an intergalactic war. As you embark on this cosmic journey, don't forget to laugh at yourself and indulge in a little self-care. Take a break from saving the universe and treat yourself to a spa day, complete with cucumber eye masks and a luxurious zero-gravity massage. You deserve it, Aries! So, buckle up, throw caution to the wormhole, and let Jupiter's energy guide you to new heights of awesomeness. The stars have aligned, and you're ready to rock it like a true hero of the galaxy. Good luck, and may the force—er, I mean, the Ancestors—be with you. #AriesInThePegasusGalaxy #JohnSheppardVibes #JupiterInAries #NewMoonNewAdventures #WittyAndWormholeReady

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.04.2023 07:02:01 (ari-21-04-2023)