By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 22 March 2023
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Attention Aries: Buckle Up Your Spaceships, The Planets Are About To Get Wibbly-Wobbly!"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury is currently in Aries

Jupiter is currently in Aries

The New moon is currently 0.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Alright, my fellow rams! It's time to rock and roll because the stars are aligning in your favor! With the moon, Mercury, and Jupiter all in Aries, you're going to be feeling like a superhero with a caffeine overdose. This New moon is only 0.6 days old, so you better get ready for some fresh starts and new beginnings! But listen up, my fiery friends, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't let your impulsive nature get the best of you. Take a deep breath before jumping into anything headfirst. And remember, not everyone can keep up with your lightning-fast pace, so try to slow down and be patient with others. This is a perfect time for setting new goals and making big plans. So grab a notebook and start jotting down your dreams and aspirations. Don't be afraid to aim high, but make sure your goals are realistic and achievable. And lastly, don't forget to have some fun along the way! Life's too short to take everything too seriously. Embrace your inner nerd, let loose, and enjoy the ride! #AriesPower #NewMoonNewMe #NerdAlert #RockAndRoll #AstrologyHumor

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