Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is Going Retrograde and it's Not as Fun as Dungeons & Dragons!"

The next Aries will start in 56 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 46 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 72 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 98 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.4 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, Aries, buckle up for a cosmic ride that’s more thrilling than battling a xenomorph queen. With the Full Moon currently in its rebellious teenage phase at 13.4 days old, things are getting lit up like a spaceship's control panel in your life. Forget about hibernation, this isn't time for cryosleep! This lunar phase is like Mother Ship's wake-up call, urging you to get your spacesuit on and face those challenges head-on. Don't worry, though. Unlike me, you won't be dealing with acid-spewing aliens. Just everyday stuff. This is the perfect time to confront any annoying crew members... I mean, issues you've been avoiding. Remember, communication is key. And no, I don't mean communicating like Lambert under stress. Keep your cool, even if it feels like the self-destruct sequence has already started. The Full Moon's energy is also highlighting your relationships. Maybe there's something brewing with a fellow crewmember? Or perhaps a robot has caught your eye? (Let's just hope they're not Ash in disguise). Either way, stay open to new connections, whether they're human, android, or other. So, Aries, be bold, be brave, and let the moon's glow guide you through the darkest corners of your spaceship, aka life. And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but on Earth, we all can, so try to keep it down, okay? #AriesOnBoard #AlienAstrology #FullMoonFrenzy #NoXenomorphsPlease

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.01.2024 07:02:01 (ari-24-01-2024)