Aries Report

"Aries Ramming Into Retrograde: Will the Red Planet's Mood Swings Turn You Into a Martian Hulk or a Cosmic Cupid?"

The next Aries will start in 20 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 11 days, at Monday, 11 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 10 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 36 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 62 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Oh, dear Aries, my fiery and impulsive friend, let's take a gander at what the cosmos have in store for you, shall we? The Waning Gibbous moon is 19 days old. That's older than some cheese you'd find at a space farmers market. It's a bit like a cantankerous old man yelling at interstellar kids to get off his asteroid lawn. And this grumpy moon has a few lessons for you, dear Aries. You see, waning gibbous moons are all about letting go. So, it’s time to drop that emotional baggage, like how I dropped my last attempt at baking gluten-free, fair-trade, organic muffins. Trust me, those bricks could have been used as weapons against Cylons. Your baggage might not be as physically dangerous, but emotionally? Yikes. On a more serious note, this lunar phase is your cue to reflect on past actions. Did your Aries impulsivity recently make you buy a spaceship without checking if it had good gas mileage? Or did you perhaps engage in a heated debate with a Capricorn over the scientific basis of astrology? (Spoiler alert: Capricorns can be real buzzkills in such discussions.) It's time to assess, reflect, and chuckle at your own silliness. Remember, celestial bodies don't dictate our lives, but they do give us a chance to pause, reflect, and occasionally, laugh at ourselves. So, dear Aries, during this 19-day-old Waning Gibbous moon, wrap yourself in a big ol' cosmic blanket of introspection. Let the universe guide you toward inner growth and a better understanding of your place in it. And hey, if you can learn to bake better muffins than me while you're at it, more power to you! #WaningGibbousWisdom #AriesAdventures #AstrologicalAntics #BaggageDrop #NerdyAstrologistBakes

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.02.2024 07:02:01 (ari-29-02-2024)