Aries Report

"Galactic Ram Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt with Destiny! (Also, Jupiter Called, Your Parking Ticket is Overdue)"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 9 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 6 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 32 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, my celestial Aries warriors! Now, don't freak out, but we've got Mercury lounging in your sign. I know, I know, you might feel like you're in the middle of a jungle being hunted by an invisible alien with dreadlocks... but fear not! This celestial dance is more like a geeky intergalactic prom night, not a Predator sequel. With Mercury, the planet that rules communication, in Aries, it's like you've got the universe's most advanced tech on your side. You remember how Predator used that crazy heat vision to scope out the scene? Well, you're about to get your own version of extraterrestrial Google glasses! Your words are clear, your thoughts are sharp, and your instincts are so on point, you could probably hear a pin drop in another galaxy. Now onto our moony situation - with Waning Gibbous moon, 19.4 days old, it's like you're in the final act of the movie. There's a sense of "I've survived this far, what's next?" The energy is one of reflection, reevaluation, and regeneration. It's the perfect time for you to cloak up, assess your achievements, and plan for the next big hunt. Just remember, dear Aries, unlike our friend Predator, you can't just rip out people's spines when they annoy you (as much as you might want to). So channel your fiery energy into your words and actions wisely. Good luck, my cosmic warriors. May the stars guide you, and the jungle be ever in your favor! #AriesSeason #MercuryInAries #WaningGibbousMoon #AlienTechCommunication #PredatorAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.03.2024 07:02:01 (ari-30-03-2024)