Aries Report

"Galactic Ram Alert! Aries, Prepare for a Combustible Week of Star-Fueled Shenanigans and Quantum Quirkiness!"

The next Aries will start in 234 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 6 days, at Saturday, 05 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 224 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 250 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 276 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my fiery Aries friends! As the ever-evolving Q from Star Trek would say, "The Universe is a chaotic mess, much like your living room after a Netflix binge." With the Waxing Gibbous moon currently strutting its stuff at 11.9 days old (not that we're counting), it's time to put on your red shirt and boldly go where no Aries has gone before. In the coming week, your ruling planet Mars has decided to play hide and seek with Venus. This could mean two things – either you're about to enter an epic battle of love and war (with a Klingon, perhaps?), or you're due for a major upgrade in your love life. So, whether you are single, paired off, or it’s complicated like the plotline of Star Trek: Discovery, be prepared to experience some extraterrestrial romance. But hold on to your phasers, dear Aries, because Mercury is in retrograde. And you know what that means! Technology may go haywire, communications might get scrambled, and your spaceship could end up in the wrong quadrant. But fear not, for as Captain Picard would say, "Things are only impossible until they're not." Direct your energy toward patience, understanding, and maybe learning some basic Klingon. And here's a cosmic bonus - the Waxing Gibbous moon is like a clingy ex who can't let go, lingering around to remind you of past decisions. This is an excellent time to reflect and make amends. So, it's time to beam up your courage, face your past like a true Enterprise crew member and say, "I'm sorry for eating your last slice of pizza." #AriesInSpace #StarTrekHoroscope #WaxingGibbousMadness #MarsVenusTango #MercuryRetrogradeWoes

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.07.2023 07:02:01 (ari-30-07-2023)