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The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 25 Can 24' 19", and is 152045984km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Leo

The Moon is at 00 Leo 50' 11", and is 404757km away and receding.

Moon Is In Leo

Alright, stargazers, hold onto your telescopes because the Moon is doing a sashay in the fiery sign of Leo. It's closer than your last Amazon Prime delivery at 404,676.051373941km away - and believe me, no delivery drone can cover that distance! Now, what does this mean for you? Well, Leo represents the king of the jungle, the lion. And no, I don't mean you're about to grow a mane overnight (though if you do, please remember to condition). The Moon in Leo is like that friend who pulls you onto the dancefloor when your favorite song comes on, even if you've got two left feet. It's here to remind you to embrace your inner spotlight, to strut your stuff, to roar (maybe not literally, unless you're in a safe, soundproofed location). In science terms, the gravitational pull might not turn you into a werewolf or make you levitate, but it's nudging you towards being bold, brave, and unapologetically yourself. So, go ahead, wear that funky tie-dye shirt that's been sitting at the back of your closet. Remember, folks, just like the moon travels 2,288 miles per hour around Earth, life moves pretty fast too. Don't forget to take a moment and just enjoy the cosmic ride. And hey, even if things get a little hairy (pun intended), you’ve got the heart of a lion now - you can handle it! So, in conclusion, dear earthlings, let the Moon in Leo be your celestial cheerleader. Embrace your inner diva, be the star of your own life, and remember to keep things groovy. The universe has got your back, or should I say, your constellation!

Mercury

Mercury is in Leo

Mercury is prograde at 13 Leo 10' 39", moving at 1.75 degrees per day, and is 181036602km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Leo

Greetings, cosmic comrades! Time to take note because Mercury, our favorite celestial chatterbox and the solar system's very own speed demon, has decided to pack its bags and pitch its tent in Leo's territory. Picture yourself at 181130788.051856637km away, give or take a few hundred meters. I mean, who's counting, right? Now, here's the deal. When Mercury and Leo get together, they're like that audacious duo at the party who've had one too many cosmic cocktails, and they're ready to spill the tea. If you've been holding back some earth-shattering revelation or just a nerdy science fact, now's the time to drop it like it's hot. But be warned, my friends, with Mercury's need for speed and Leo's flair for the dramatic, words might tumble out faster than a warp-speed spaceship. Imagine Mercury in Leo like a high-octane science fiction movie - there's thrill, excitement, and of course, plenty of wisecracks. Leo, being the social butterfly (or rather, the social lion) that it is, ensures that the universe is filled with hearty laughter and playful jibes. So buckle up, folks, we're in for a rollicking ride! Picture this: A confident lion, mane flowing majestically in the wind, strutting down the cosmic catwalk. Groovy, right? That's the energy we're channeling when Mercury's hanging out in Leo's turf. It's like we've all been zapped with a confidence ray gun, making it the perfect time to finally give that TED talk on quantum physics you've been procrastinating about. But wait, there's more! With Mercury in Leo, we're not just talking nerdy, we're getting artsy too. You know that old camera you've been meaning to dust off or those paintbrushes that have been crying out for some attention? It's time to put them to use. Channel your inner Picasso or Spielberg, and let your creativity soar. So remember, my star-studded friends, while Mercury's in Leo, it's time to speak up, laugh out loud, strut your stuff, and create like there's no tomorrow. Peace out!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 28 Leo 10' 17", moving at 0.18 degrees per day, and is 56735240km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Alright, my cosmic companions, let's get one thing straight: Venus in Leo is like, well, like wearing neon socks to a black-tie event. You're not just there to make an appearance, darling, you're there to make a statement! And believe you me, the universe is ready to hear it loud and clear. Venus in Leo is not just about love; it's about love with a capital "L", bolded, underlined and highlighted for good measure. It's like the universe took a look at your love life and thought, "Hmm, needs more drama." And I mean Broadway-level drama, not a reboot of a 90s sitcom. Prepare yourself for grand gestures of affection that would make Shakespeare blush. And remember, you're not looking for mere appreciation here, oh no, you're aiming for full-on adoration. But don't forget, while you're busy being the star of your own rom-com, try not to let your ego eclipse the needs of others. After all, even the Sun needs its planets. Speaking of grand gestures, money tends to flow like a river when Venus is in Leo. It's all about the glitz, the glamour, and making everyone around you feel like they've just won the cosmic lottery. Just remember, while treating yourself is fantastic, Leo's true joy comes from showering others with generosity. So, go ahead, buy that extravagant gift for your loved one. Trust me, the universe will thank you. In the words of a certain time-traveling Doctor, "We're all stories, in the end." So why not make yours a blockbuster? With Venus in Leo, your relationships are set for a plot twist that'll make them Oscar-worthy. Remember, life without a little fun and excitement is like a planet without its star - just a cold, dull rock floating in space. Don't be a cold, dull rock. Be a shooting star!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 04 Vir 44' 57", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 345509452km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

Samantha Carter's Astro-Log: Mars In Virgo

Brace yourselves, folks! Mars, our feisty cosmic cousin, has decided to take a sabbatical in Virgo, everyone's favorite cosmic control freak. Now, that does sound like a sitcom episode, doesn't it? But trust me, it’s more like a science fair! Mars is the 'Let's Do This!' planet, and Virgo is the 'Let's Do This Efficiently!' sign. So, basically, we're looking at a cosmic power couple here!

Imagine Mars with a clipboard and Virgo with a stopwatch. They are literally shouting "Cut the fat, streamline your work, and for the love of quantum physics, stop procrastinating!" I mean, who knew celestial bodies could be such taskmasters, right?

But here's the cool part. Virgo is also the lord of the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement (no, not like the House of Stark, more like a cosmic neighborhood). So, get ready to dust off those neglected gym memberships, or maybe start that keto diet you've been bookmarking recipes for. Because, let's face it, Mars in Virgo loves routine as much as a cat loves a laser pointer.

Now, I hate to be the harbinger of a cosmic downside, but this planetary combo could also make us go full Sheldon Cooper on everyone. Expect the 'You're in my spot' kind of territorial skirmishes. We may tend to nitpick and express ourselves with the subtlety of a supernova because our expectations are higher than the Hubble's orbit. So, remember, patience is as vital as Pluto (Sorry, still a planet in my book).

In lieu of turning into perfectionist primadonnas, let's channel these cosmic energies into something productive. Mars in Virgo is a great time to balance budgets (yes, even on Star Trek they had credits), plan for the future (time travel not included), learn a new skill (like speaking Klingon) or maybe even find a new job.

So, in the words of Captain Picard, "Make it so!" And remember, there's no better time to kick-start your personal enterprise than with Mars vacationing in Virgo. Beam me up, Scotty, we've got work to do!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 59' 43", moving at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 770988928km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: A Nerdy, Cosmic Comedy

Alright, folks! Roll up your sleeves and hold on to your lucky rabbit’s foot because Jupiter (that big, gassy, overachiever of a planet) is snuggling up cozy with Taurus (the stubborn, luxury-loving bull). This planetary pyjama party is about 771 million kilometers away from us - but hey, who's counting? And it's moving prograde, which is space-talk for "forward".

Now, when Jupiter, the cosmic professor, mingles with Taurus, the chillaxed bull, you might assume a clash. Like an intense debate about quantum physics at a relaxed wine tasting. But surprisingly, they get along like peanut butter and jelly! This combo is as epic as mixing Star Trek marathons with yoga retreats!

What does this mean for you? Well, Jupiter, the joyous giant, is all about growth and expansion, while Taurus has a PhD in patience. So, you can't rush things. You need to believe in the nerd side, trust the process, and know that Rome wasn't built in a day, nor was the Death Star.

When these two heavenly bodies hang out, we're talking "cha-ching"! Because Jupiter is like the lucky leprechaun of the galaxy and Taurus loves the smell of fresh dollar bills. So, this might just be your golden ticket to the Wonka factory!

But let's not forget, Taurus has a weakness for the finer things in life (think: five-star hotels and artisanal cheese). And with Jupiter's influence, you might find yourself suddenly needing that limited edition Star Wars Lego set. It's essential, right? The FORCE is telling you so! But remember to keep your impulses in check and don't go full Gollum over materialistic pursuits.

So, in this cosmic comedy, let's remember the wise words of Spock, "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end." Embrace the Jupiter-in-Taurus energy, take it slow, enjoy the journey, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find the droids you're looking for.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 28' 11", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1345632834km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Beam Me Up, Saturn!

Hold onto your telescopes, folks! The grand ol' taskmaster of the galaxy, Saturn, is currently doing a cosmic cha-cha in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Yes, you heard it right, Saturn is all packed and ready for his seaside vacation, and boy, is he 1.35 billion kilometers away from home!

Now, let me tell you something. When Saturn, the cosmic equivalent of your high school principal, crashes into the ethereal world of Pisces, it's like having a surprise audit from the IRS in the middle of your mindfulness meditation session. You're going to want to panic, but don't. This is not the time to freak out, but rather an opportunity to focus, summon your inner Yoda, and plunge head-first into your dreams.

Ever thought about opening a cat café or writing the next great sci-fi novel? Well, now is the time to grab your dream by its stardust-covered tail and ride it into reality. Saturn in Pisces might sound like a mismatched buddy cop movie, but this dynamic duo is here to ensure that our dreams don't just remain as pretty bubbles in the sky.

Of course, Saturn in Pisces isn't a cosmic walk in the park either. Saturn tends to question everything, and I mean everything. Even your secret daydream of becoming a professional air guitar player won't escape his scrutiny. If you've hung up a "No Entry" sign on the door of your imagination, prepare for Saturn to barge in with a broom and a dustpan. But remember, sometimes, the best advice comes from the most unexpected quarters.

And hey, if you're finding it hard to catch some zzz's or experiencing an inexplicable urge to count sheep, just blame it on Saturn's grand tour through Pisces. This is the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie: meditate, hug a tree, breathe like Darth Vader, or simply take a power nap. Just make sure to keep a dream journal handy. Who knows, Saturn's stay in Pisces might just give you the plot for that best-selling novel you've been dreaming of writing!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 21' 53", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 3003851147km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Ahoy, space cadets! Buckle up, because Uranus has parked itself in Taurus and we're all going to feel the cosmic turbulence! Now, Taurus is as stubborn as a mule stuck in zero gravity - it loves the usual, routine orbit. But Uranus, that celestial prankster, is all about shaking things up like a supernova explosion. Taurus might be gritting its celestial teeth and gripping onto its space-coffee, but let's face it, sometimes the old warp speed just doesn't cut it anymore. Sure, we might grumble and groan, but before we know it, we'll be cruising smoothly through the new Milky Way that Uranus is paving. Let's talk about money, or as I call it, 'Star Credits.' Taurus knows Star Credits like Spock knows logic, so with Uranus in the mix, we're in for some intergalactic financial shake-ups. We might see new forms of currency popping up, like Quantum Quarters or Nebula Nickels. Our banking systems might go through a wormhole and come out looking like something from a parallel universe. On a personal level, this Uranus transit is like a friendly alien saying "Hey, let's rethink this whole money thing." It's time to break free from the financial black holes that suck us in: debt, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages. We're also about to realize that material possessions can feel like a ton of moon rock weighing us down. During this period, Uranus is playing the role of a cosmic locksmith, here to help us unlock a healthier relationship with our Star Credits and possessions. We can't resist this change any more than we could resist a tractor beam. The changes Uranus brings might be as surprising as finding life on Mars, but they'll lead us to greater stability, like a well-calibrated anti-gravity field. So, space cadets, get ready to boldly go where no man, woman, or astrological sign has gone before! Uranus is at the helm, and we're setting course for a brave new world. Resistance, as they say, is futile.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 36' 23", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4401221054km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, celestial travellers! Looks like our blue behemoth, Neptune, has decided to roll on into Pisces for a little cosmic sleepover. Now, Neptune is about 4.4 billion kilometers away, but hey, who's counting? I mean, in the grand scheme of things, that's just a hop, skip, and a wormhole away, right? Neptune is currently doing the cha-cha slide and going retrograde, which might sound like it's about time to panic, but hold onto your telescopes, folks! This just means we're in for some deep introspection and reflection. It's like a cosmic mirror being held up to us, except the mirror is a gaseous giant and the reflection is... metaphorical. The cozy combo of Neptune in Pisces is like having a hot cup of chamomile tea in a thunderstorm. It's comforting, soothing, and has a knack for making the small stuff seem insignificant. Suddenly, that squabble with your coworker about who stole whose stapler seems a little less world-ending. This cosmic cocktail is also a call-to-arms (or should I say call-to-starships?) to examine what unique gifts we can bring to our communal space station. Each of us is a galaxy of potential, filled with ideas, dreams, and probably some leftover pizza. It's a perfect opportunity to put your emotional intelligence to work. So, why not use this time to learn about that spiritual path you've been curious about? Or create a sacred space at home where you can connect with the cosmos? Maybe you could even build an altar to your favorite fictional alien species—gotta love those Vulcans! Remember, just because Neptune is taking a slow dance backwards, doesn't mean you have to. So, grab your telescope, put on your favorite Star Trek episode, and let the cosmic energy of Neptune in Pisces guide you towards enlightenment... or at least towards some really good pizza.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 13' 07", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056001266km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Astrological Galaxy

Alright, folks, let's talk about our favorite dwarf planet (sorry Eris), Pluto! So, Pluto is currently vacationing in the stately realm of Capricorn, and it's like mixing Spock's logic with Yoda's wisdom - an intriguing cocktail, isn't it? Now, Pluto is a long way off, think 5,056,002,548.402268410km away. That’s roughly the distance you’d have to walk if you decided to take a stroll around the Earth about 126,000 times. Tiring, huh? But in astrology, distance doesn’t matter, it’s all about the vibes!

Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod, both aiming for the stars (pun intended). They're kinda like the Sheldon Cooper of the zodiac - focused, determined, and a tiny bit intolerant of differing viewpoints. Now, before you go all "bazinga" on everyone who doesn't agree with you, remember to chill. Debate is fine, but don't start a galactic war over a disagreement of whether pineapple belongs on pizza (it does).

Now, here's where it gets interesting. Pluto wants us to ditch the negativity, like throwing out expired milk from the fridge. Yes, it's gonna stink and yes, it might be a little messy, but it's all for the best. We need to channel our inner Marie Kondo and get rid of what no longer serves a purpose. Remember, though, destruction should be as thoughtful as creation. We're not looking for a Death Star scenario here.

So, in short, let's make the most out of this transit. Channel your inner Jedi, embrace the logic, and may the force of Pluto in Capricorn be with you!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

The Sun

Sun Trine Neptune

Today will be rewarding if you find the time to express yourself by helping others. Find something artistic through which you can channel your creativity and your soul. Art and music as well as spiritual pursuits are favored today. Try to become one with the Universe today. Creative visualization can be an important means through which your goals are realized. Idealism runs high today.There is an unmistakably dreamy, inspired, and sensitive side to those born with easy aspects between the Sun and Neptune. A marked appreciation for music and the arts is present. The connection of Neptune with the Sun, which represents the ego and the will, certainly softens some of the hard edges that might be found elsewhere in the chart, adding a sensitive and spiritual dimension to the personality. These people are naturally compassionate, especially those born under the trine. It is so completely natural for them to accept that there is more to the world than what is before their eyes, that they tend to presume everyone must be spiritually-inclined. Of course, they come to realize that this is not the case at some early point in their lives. Their attraction to spirituality and metaphysical subjects is usually marked. These aspects favor writers, artists, and musicians. These people are sensitive to those who are suffering, although they are not as easily taken advantage of as those with Sun-Moon challenging aspects. They are humanitarian and often have a special connection with animals. If other aspects and positions in the chart support it, these people are not ones to dominate others or assert themselves to the point of brashness.Some Famous People with Sun in Easy Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Mick Jagger; Trines – Farrah Fawcett, Billy Corgan, Muhammad Ali

The Sun

Sun Opposite Pluto

Power struggles may be likely today. You may encounter others who try to force their will on you or others who resent feeling as if you are forcing your ego on them. Try to compromise and find a balance. Transformation can come about if you are open to change and if you can keep your ego from becoming all-encompassing. Today may be an intense day. Control your arrogance and your domineering attitudes. Be reasonable.People born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Pluto are prone to inner tension and negative, self-destructive behavior. When things are going well, they suffer from fears that something will come along to change that. Their thought patterns can be negative, and if not kept in check, they can seriously undermine their happiness. Constantly worrying that the rug will be pulled from under their feet can easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Sun-Pluto have tremendous power and strength–when they learn to accept and use that strength, instead of fear it, they are some of the most effective, insightful, helpful, and healing people around!One of the most prominent characteristics of these aspects is the tendency to be intensely dissatisfied with their personal accomplishments and expressions of self. These people put a lot of pressure on themselves regarding their own endeavors. A child, for example, with a challenging Sun-Pluto aspect may work hard at a piece of artwork, decide it’s not right, destroy it, and start all over again. This same child will be especially disturbed if they feel people are watching as they create their artwork. This is a simple example, but it’s quite descriptive of the tendency for these people to be dissatisfied with their creative self-expressions, and to want to hide their expressions from others until they feel the output is “right”. This is largely due to a perceived inability to express or reveal their true personalities to others. They experience a simultaneous urge to express themselves and to hide themselves. They struggle with a deep need to control themselves and life itself. Rarely are Sun-Pluto people completely satisfied with themselves. They are especially sensitive to criticism, and feel the need to “redo” themselves often. There is a marked fear of losing control, and this might stem from some traumatic event in childhood, or the childhood might have been crisis-ridden or emotionally-charged in general. As such, these people are often intensely fearful of, or threatened by, change. This can express itself through attempts to control their lives such that they can manage their fears of being taken off guard. Of course, this generally backfires!Another characteristic of these aspects is an intense need for privacy. They fear being exposed or invaded. Again, this is an expression of their dissatisfaction with the self they are projecting, and they are generally uncomfortable with their evolving ego. They seem to undergo many identity crises, and they feel the need to control what others know about them and think about them. Their fear of exposing themselves might cause them problems with others, who may begin to mistrust them, presuming that if they are so protective of their privacy, they must have something sinister to hide. The truth is, they struggle with a dissatisfaction with themselves and their fear of being exposed is really about a fear of being vulnerable, as well as a manifestation of their own identity crisis.These people are quick to read between the lines. They need to be careful, however, to avoid reading negative or dark things into situations or people. They need to know that if their tendency is to hunt for dark “truths” rather than unbiased truths, this is a self-destructive behavior that stems from fear. Many people with these aspects are overly attached to things, habits, people, and their past. At the root of this is an intense fear of change that would threaten to make them vulnerable. Still, Pluto’s goal is to transform through change. Inevitably, Sun-Pluto people will have to face their fear of change and accept that they need change in order to grow.We all have a dark, irrational side, but people with Sun-Pluto in hard aspect are forced to confront it and integrate it into their personalities. It can be a challenging process, especially because the Sun rules all that is “light” – the rational, conscious mind. The Sun is noble and righteous by nature. Aligned with Pluto, it can have a hard time accepting the darker, intense, and often irrational Pluto energies into one cohesive whole. This is the challenge that Sun-Pluto face. If these people find themselves using manipulative tactics to get their way, or attempting to control others through subversive tactics, it is a clear cue that they are mishandling Pluto energies. It is a powerful indication that their self-image is low. There is little satisfaction derived from getting our way through manipulation. It only serves to make us feel less effective in the long run and on a personal level. If I were to win a favor by using subversive tactics, what will it prove to me? It will reinforce my feeling that I am not effective just by being myself. And, effectiveness is something Sun-Pluto craves.Especially with the opposition, these people might attract manipulative, possessive, or jealous people into their lives. With the square, there is more of a tendency to attract dangerous or upsetting situations in the life. Either way, these people need to get in touch with the reason why they are attracting these people and situations. In all likelihood, they are not handling their own fears effectively, and they feel they are not in control of their lives, and a looping pattern is thereby created. They eventually come to realize that they are very strong people with enormous resilience. They need to identify with, face, and accept their “dark” side. Self-acceptance is the key to handling this aspect. Channeling Pluto energy into constructive channels is also important.Famous people with Sun in hard aspect to Pluto: Squares – Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Jamie Lee Curtis, Sally Field; Oppositions – Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, John Travolta, Elvis Presley, Steve Allen, John Hurt, James Earl Jones; Oppositions – Nicole Brown Simpson, R.D. Laing, Maya Angelou, Jeffrey Archer, Brooke Shields, Margaret Thatcher, Steffi Graf, Barbra Streisand, Farrah Fawcett.

Mercury

Mercury Square Jupiter

Your judgment may not be perfect today. You may tend to exaggerate and promise more than you can deliver. You may likely bite off more than you can chew. Mental arrogance is possible. Be tolerant of others' viewpoints. Be careful with contracts and other legal issues. You may appear closed-minded, smug or self-righteous to others.You love to express your ideas, sharing them with others quite readily. Jumping to conclusions can be a problem in your life. You often overlook details, preferring to discover the “big picture” quickly. Your thinking and studying habits are not always orderly or disciplined, and this can of course result in sloppiness. Especially with the opposition, you might vacillate between logical, precise thinking and an optimistic conclusion-drawing bent of mind, and in the process, it can be challenging for you to truly get to the heart of a subject or to focus for very long. You may confuse others with a critical flaw-finding conversation one moment, and an overly faithful and unrealistic opinion the next.While your intentions are generally good, you might overestimate what you are capable of, and promise more than you can deliver. Be careful not to develop a reputation for being unreliable, simply because you desire to make others happy with what you say or promise.You are inclined to exaggerate, often without meaning to, and you might have a hard time putting your ideas into practice. In an attempt to attach greater meaning to your thoughts and ideas, you might frequently overstate or overestimate. You can be extraordinarily funny and interesting.You possess an acute but disorderly mind; you can come to rapid conclusions without knowing all the facts. You must learn to be more disciplined, to concentrate more on details and to be more persistent with your projects. You are very generous and optimistic though your optimism can sometimes distance you from reality. — sample from the Adult report.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Arnold Bennett, Annie Bessant, Barry Bonds, Frank Capra, Julia Child, Jimmy Connors, Miles Davis, Dave Davies, Aretha Franklin, Madeline Kahn, Ted Kennedy Jr., Mata Hari, Bill Moyers, Ginger Rogers, Rod Stewart, John Travolta; Oppositions – Karen Allen, Chet Atkins, Dick Clark, Winston S. Churchill, Bill Cosby, Peter Jennings, John Lennon, Stevie Nicks, Pablo Picasso, Lisa Marie Presley, Vincent Price, Noah Wyle.

Mars

Mars Opposite Saturn

You may feel rather restrained and too disciplined by others at this time. You may feel purposely held back from doing the things you want to do. This can cause great frustration and great annoyance. Please try to make the best of it and do not try to get even with them or try to get back at them. The repercussions will only boomerang back to you. If others do not appreciate you at this time, just realize that it is best if you continue working hard, doing the best you can until this combination of energies passes. This can be a stressful aspect but do not fret and let it get to you and upset your health. Guard against falls, bumps and bruises. Wait this aspect out and your energies and freedom to do the things you desire will return. In the meantime, work hard and stay optimistic. Express your frustrations in a cool, calm manner. Don't keep everything inside.You are a perfectionist. You can pick at yourself and others unmercifully, trying to get circumstances in your life to match some unspecified standard. Your energy becomes freer to work in an unencumbered way when you recognize that you aren’t really looking to match an objective standard at all. What you want is to find some emotionally and psychologically defendable ground to stand on. The real trick in life for you is to keep moving. This is not easy since you should really only move ahead on a project after forethought or planning; your judgments tend to be colored by your fears or your momentary desires. You work very hard for what comes to you. This is unavoidable. But, you could end up working very hard for no gain. This is avoidable through balancing your drives with your responsibilities. You find that you have better health and much freer energy if you get vigorous physical exercise at least three times a week. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.Mars square Saturn or Mars opposition Saturn: *You work hard and patiently to achieve your objectives, persevering and continuing on in spite of difficulties and discouragement. Concentrating on a single, clearly defined goal, you are able to accomplish much, but you often feel that the way is long and arduous, and that you must struggle on alone, that it’s all on your shoulders.You are capable of great self-control and self-denial and can be a hard task master, expecting far too much of yourself. You also tend to hold yourself back, to doubt your own power and ability. You feel that you meet with great resistance whenever you try to assert yourself or take initiative. Anger and frustration can be big problems for you, especially when you try to work with other people or depend too much on others for support. You work best in solitude.#Your involvement with other people often focuses on the harshest side of human experience. You become aware of destructive energies around you and learn to overcome these difficulties. Your spiritual life can become the source of nearly inexhaustible energy. You face tests through separation.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Susan Sarandon, Claudia Schiffer, River Phoenix, Phil Hartman, Julius Caesar; Oppositions – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Brooke Shields, Darryl Hannah, George Clooney, Todd Bridges, Jean-Claude Van Damme.