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28 July, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an isolated M1.9/Sf flare at 27/0951 UTC from Region 3376 (N22W96, Dao/beta) and a long duration M1.7/Sf flare that peaked at 27/2334 from new Region 3388 (S23E62, Cso/beta). The majority of C-class activity occurred from Region 3376. Slight decay was observed in Region 3376 as it rotated around the NW limb. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3386 (N12E47, Dsi/beta) and 3380 (S12E12, Cso/beta). The rest of the spotted regions were relatively stable. New Regions 3388 and 3389 (S09E72, Hsx/alpha) were numbered as they rotated onto the SE limb.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters decreased to near nominal levels. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 530 km/s to near 430 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-7 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-3 nT. Phi was positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 03 degrees, 21' 05", at a velocity of 13.62 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.7 days old. It is 378963.88 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 04 Leo 57' 16", and is 151915548km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 03 Sag 21' 05", and is 377027km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, interstellar voyagers! Today, our celestial buddy, the Moon, has hitched a ride on the galactic back of Sagittarius, the cosmic archer. But don't worry, it didn't forget to pack a lunch - a cosmic bag of cheese, obviously. And yes, I said 'cheese' because, as we all know, the Moon is made of cheese, right? (Wink, wink). Now, how far away is this lunar-Sagittarian rendezvous, you ask? Oh, just a measly 377370.515973052 kilometers. I mean, that's only about 90,000 trips to your nearest Starbucks and back. Better start putting those frequent flyer miles to good use! But what does this mean for you, my star-gazing friends? Well, with the Moon in Sagittarius, it's like E.T. phoning home – expect an influx of new insights, discoveries, and perhaps, a sudden urge to build a communication device out of a Speak & Spell, an umbrella, and some tin foil. Sagittarius, the explorer of the zodiac, encourages us to stretch our boundaries. Combined with the intuitive, emotional influence of the moon, this is a day for emotional growth, personal discovery, and maybe, if you're lucky, finding your own alien best friend who loves Reese's Pieces as much as you do. So, buckle up, space cadets! Today is not just about Earthly pursuits. It's about reaching out, exploring wider horizons, and embracing the unknown. Just remember, when life gets confusing or overwhelming, look up to our cheesy lunar friend, take a deep breath, and whisper to yourself "E.T. phone home". And don't forget: The truth is out there...or at least 377370.515973052 kilometers away!
Mercury
Mercury is in Leo
Mercury will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Leo 05' 55", moving at 1.43 degrees per day, and is 161059661km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Leo
Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer, here to talk about the cosmic candy store of possibilities that's opening up as Mercury sashays into Leo. Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Not another planet playing dress-up in a different star sign!" But hold on to your telescopes, folks, because this is gonna be a fun one. First off, let's get technical. Mercury, the speedster of our solar system and the planetary patron of communication, is a whopping 161,167,976.823749423km away. Yes, you heard that right. It’s not exactly a Sunday drive around the corner, is it? But fear not, as distance means squat in the realm of astrological influence. Now, close your eyes and imagine Mercury, all suited up in Leo's fiery attire. Got the picture? Great. Imagine it’s like your quiet, bookish friend suddenly turning up to a party in a sequin jumpsuit, karaoke mic in hand, ready to belt out "Bohemian Rhapsody." That's Mercury in Leo for you. Leo, the zodiac's resident drama king, is all about boldness, creativity, and a dash of flamboyance. So, when Mercury takes a stroll through this sign, expect your words to have a little more sizzle, a little more pop. Be warned though, with Mercury's speedy nature and Leo’s "go big or go home" attitude, you might find yourself saying things before your brain has a chance to apply the brakes. Get ready for your social life to crank up a notch too. Leo loves a good party, and with Mercury at the helm, there will be no shortage of witty banter flying across the room. It's like a cosmic comedy club where everyone's invited. But it's not all fun and games. This celestial combo also encourages us to channel our inner Lion (the mane is optional) and step up to the plate. Been avoiding that public speaking gig? Now’s the time to grab the mic. Feel like expressing yourself? Dust off those paintbrushes or polish that camera lens; your creative muse is calling. So, there you have it, fellow stargazers. Mercury in Leo is set to turn our lives into a cosmic carnival of creativity, courage, and comedic chatter. Buckle up, because this rollercoaster ride through the stars is just beginning!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 28 Leo 04' 11", moving backwards at 0.21 degrees per day, and is 48839731km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, space cadets, buckle up! We're setting sails for the cosmos and our first stop is Venus, currently chilling in the flamboyant world of Leo. Now, when Venus, our cosmic love guru, decides to party in Leo's fiery den, things tend to get a little...extra. Picture this: we're not talking about writing a cute love note or sharing an intimate dinner, oh no. We're talking about hiring a skywriter to declare your passion, or showing up with a mariachi band at your loved one's doorstep. Subtlety? Not on Venus in Leo's watch! During this celestial soiree, you aren't just aiming to be liked, you want to be adored, worshipped even. So, you might find yourself swinging from chandeliers or singing serenades under balconies. But be careful, my star-loving friends, playing it too safe might leave you sidelined. The universe rewards the brave, after all. But here's the thing, Leo's home isn't just a funhouse - it's also a drama club. If your ego doesn't get the standing ovation it expects, you might end up throwing a cosmic tantrum or starting an argument just to be the center of attention again. Remember, star gazers, there's no 'I' in 'We'. Too much focus on self might leave you alone, with just the stars for company. Now let's talk money. With Venus in Leo, you're not just spending, you're splurging. Leo loves a bit of glitz, glamour and glitter, so don't be surprised if you're tempted to treat yourself or others to some over-the-top gifts. But remember, being generous makes Leo happier than treating themselves. So, maybe it's time to buy that absurdly expensive, yet thoughtful gift for your loved one? In conclusion, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic carnival. It's loud, it's vibrant, it's extravagant, but it's darn fun. It's a time to re-energize your relationships and remind yourself that life without a dash of excitement is like a galaxy without stars. So, go ahead, embrace the chaos, and let the cosmic confetti fall where it may.
Mars
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 10 Vir 54' 53", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 352963905km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Well, beep-beep-boop, my celestial acolytes! It's that time again when Mars, the universe's boldest Star Wars action figure, decides to crash on planet Virgo's couch for a while. Now, Mars is known for its "get-up-and-go" attitude, and Virgo is all about getting things done right the first time. So basically, when these two hang out, it's like a cosmic productivity app just got downloaded into your life. So, what's that mean for you? In the words of every infomercial ever, "But wait, there's more!" Virgo also happens to manage the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement. Imagine this as if Mars has just subscribed to your personal fitness YouTube channel. It's time to ditch those space donuts and start doing space squats! But be wary, fellow star gazers. This cosmic combo can also turn you into a nitpicking nanobot set on maximum overdrive. You might find yourself becoming more R2-D2—booping and bleeping in frustration every time someone or something doesn't meet your galactic standards of perfection. Remember, even a Jedi needs patience. Cut some slack to others and yourself, or else you might find yourself in a Death Star-sized conflict (and we all know how that ended). Alright, enough with the cautionary tales. Let's focus on the positives. This is a stellar time to tackle anything that requires a keen eye for details. Budgeting? Check. Job hunting? Double check. Learning to play the Ewok flute? Well, why not? There's no better time for handling personal business or starting a project than when Mars is in Virgo. So, get out there and make the galaxy proud, or at least, less chaotic!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 16' 10", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 748773310km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright folks, buckle up and put on your intergalactic seatbelts because we're about to warp speed into the celestial world of Jupiter in Taurus. I'm not one to typically go full Star Trek on you, but it appears my inner Captain Kirk has been awakened by this cosmic event. Picture Jupiter, the Mr. Spock of planets, all logical and wise, having a cosmic rendezvous with Taurus, the astrological Scotty, stubbornly grounded and practical. We're talking about a celestial meeting between the planet of wisdom and the zodiac's most steadfast sign. It's like sitting down for a cup of cosmic Earl Grey tea with a meditative monk who just happens to be a master in astrophysics. The answers you've been seeking aren't hidden in some far-off distant galaxy—they are inside you, right here, right now. This transit is basically our universal nudge to stop playing hide and seek with our own spirituality and start embracing our inner Yoda. And if that wasn't enough, this celestial combo also offers a prime opportunity for us to boldly go where no man or woman has gone before—towards our dreams. Armed with a celestial to-do list and the combined energy of Jupiter's growth mindset and Taurus' tenacity, we're equipped to make tangible progress towards our long-term goals. You'll need to trust the process, though, as our journey might involve a few detours around some black holes and nebula clusters. But wait, there's more! Jupiter in Taurus is like winning the cosmic lottery. It's like finding out your replicator can produce gold bars instead of just food and beverages. This planetary pair could yield big results in terms of wealth and fortune, so it might be a good time to check your financial standings and invest in some interstellar stocks. But remember, Taurus is also known for indulging in the finer things in life. So, when the planet of expansion meets the sign of overindulgence, there's a chance we might confuse our needs with our wants. Keep an eye on those impulses, or else you might find yourself beaming up more than you can handle. So, in conclusion, brace yourselves for this cosmic confluence. Engage your inner wisdom, chart a course towards your dreams, and revel in the potential prosperity, but do remember to keep your impulses on a short leash. And above all, live long and prosper!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 56' 22", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1330960164km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
In the Grand Cosmic Kitchen, Saturn's Cooking Up Some Piscean Soup!
Hold onto your telescopes, fellow stargazers! Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, has decided to take an extended sabbatical in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Now I don't know about you, but when I think about the stern, no-nonsense energy of Saturn, Pisces isn't exactly the first place I imagine it settling down for a bit. I mean, that's like Spock deciding to join a poetry slam contest - just doesn't quite compute, right?
But here's the thing - Saturn in Pisces is a bit like that uptight science teacher we all had in school who actually had a secret passion for watercolor painting. It's all about taking those structured, Saturnian principles and applying them to our Piscean dreams and ideals. So you know that wild idea you've been daydreaming about while pretending to work on your spreadsheets? Now's the time to get serious about it! Write up a business plan, research that novel you've always wanted to write, or heck, start building that full-scale model of the Stargate in your backyard (just me?).
Now, let's not sugarcoat the cosmic cookie here - Saturn in Pisces can feel a bit like having your favorite imaginary friend give you a stern talking-to. But remember, sometimes we need a little tough love to make our dreams a reality. So, instead of hanging a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your dream castle, invite Saturn in for a cup of ethereal tea.
And hey, with all this focus on our subconscious, don't be surprised if your sleep cycle gets a bit wonky. Can't sleep? Try counting shooting stars instead of sheep. Feeling restless? Take a meditative moonlit walk (just watch out for those pesky garden gnomes). And remember, if you're losing sleep over your dreams, it might just mean they're worth pursuing.
So, brace yourselves, cosmic cadets - it's time to dive deep into the Piscean seas under the watchful eye of Professor Saturn. Don't forget your snorkels and remember - in space, no one can hear you snore!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 39' 28", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2980441610km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Celestial China Shop
Well, star gazers, fasten your cosmic seat belts because this season we're dealing with Uranus being in Taurus. Now, let's be clear, when I say Uranus, I'm referring to the planet that's chilling about 2,980,515,338.643734455km away, not your... well, you know. This celestial prankster is currently strutting its stuff across the sky in a prograde motion, no retrograde shenanigans here, folks!
Let me break it down for you. Taurus, our reliable space cow, prefers a routine life, sipping on their favorite cosmic latte, and avoiding sudden change like it's an alien plague. But, oh dear, here comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a cat on a caffeine high, all about shaking things up! It's like inviting a bull into a china shop, not the best idea, but hey, it's the universe's party, not ours.
And since Taurus has a PhD in Finance from the University of Cosmic Affairs, Uranus' visit could mean some revolutionary changes in the money department. Can you smell Bitcoins becoming the new Benjamins? Or banks transforming into digital vaults? And the housing and stock markets might just go on a roller coaster ride without asking you first. Surprise!
On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like that hippie friend who encourages you to break free from materialistic chains. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgage - they're all like black holes sucking away your cosmic energy (and cash). It's time to redefine our relationship with moolah and material possessions. Yes, I know it's harder than getting a straight answer from a magic 8-ball, but resistance is futile, my friends.
But don't worry, this isn't a cosmic catastrophe. Uranus, despite its erratic ways, is here to liberate us. It’s like a cosmic Marie Kondo, sparking joy and helping us tidy up our financial and materialistic mess. The changes we make during this period can actually anchor us to a point of greater stability, proving that even in chaos, there's a method to the universe's madness.
So, let's embrace the change, and remember, if life seems too predictable,
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 29' 23", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4380090922km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ahoy, star gazers! Welcome to the cosmic comedy club where we're serving up some fresh Neptune-in-Pisces realness, with a side of scientific accuracy. Now, don't panic, but Neptune is currently in retrograde. Yes, that big blue ball of gas is moonwalking its way through Pisces, about 4,380,143,462.267642975km away from us. That's right folks, it's so far away, even your ex can't reach it! Now, what does this mean for you? Well, it's like this: imagine you're in a foggy room, right? You can't see anything. But wait, Neptune in Pisces walks in, and BAM! The fog lifts, and suddenly you're seeing things clearer than ever before. It's like you've been given spirit-spectacles. All those petty squabbles? They start to look as trivial as arguing over who ate the last slice of pizza when there's a whole vegan gluten-free galaxy to explore. This transit is like a cosmic wake-up call, reminding us to focus on our collective progress and healing instead of fighting over the remote control of life. You remember those dreams you had? The ones about how things could be better? It's showtime, baby! Neptune in Pisces is that friend who not only encourages you to audition for the talent show, but also helps you pick out the perfect outfit. This is the perfect time to dive head-first into that spiritual path you've been eyeing off, or to start building an altar at home dedicated to your favorite Star Wars character...or something more traditional, I guess. Whatever floats your cosmic boat. Neptune's energy is encouraging us all to share our dreams with the world. So, whether that's opening a bakery, starting a rock band or finally proving that Bigfoot exists - now is the time! Just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's for joy at finally understanding what Neptune in Pisces means. Happy star-gazing, folks!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 58' 52", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5057617999km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Comedy
Alright stargazers, brace yourselves. Pluto, our puny cosmic underdog - you know, the one that’s been demoted from planet to dwarf planet and back again more times than a yo-yo on caffeine... Yeah, that one! Well, it's doing a slow waltz around Capricorn, the zodiac's very own taskmaster, and things are about to get real serious... or not.
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like that nerdy duo in high school who were always planning to take over the world. They're both all about success and power, they've got laser-like focus that makes them super efficient. It's like they're in a perpetual state of 'crunch time' - no breaks, no banter, just business. But let's be honest, this transit could make a Vulcan look emotional. So remember, while they're busy plotting their path to world domination, it's okay to crack a smile or two, maybe even a joke. Seriously, they won't mind. I think...
Pluto, in all its minuscule might, is shouting (in a tiny voice), "Out with the old, in with the new!" It's all about shedding those negative patterns that don't work for us anymore. That means it's time for some cosmic spring cleaning. Consider it as decluttering your life, Marie Kondo style, but instead of sparking joy, we're sparking cosmic enlightenment. Sounds fun, right?
But here's the catch: with Pluto and Capricorn at the helm, there's bound to be some constructive destruction. They're like the cosmic version of Chip and Joanna Gaines - tearing down walls and building up dreams. So, be mindful, deliberate, and strategic. And remember, it's okay to make a mess, just make sure you clean up afterwards. After all, we don't want any interstellar dust bunnies, do we?
So, while Pluto is busy doing the cha-cha in Capricorn's backyard, remember - it's okay to let loose, laugh a little, and maybe even dance along. Who knows, you might find that the path to power and success is paved with laughter, love, and a little bit of lunacy. Or maybe that's just the Plutonian influence talking...
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
Mercury
Mercury Conjunct Venus
Your appreciation of beauty, art, music and poetry will be stimulated today. Pleasant conversation and harmony are the order of the day. Express your feelings to those close to you. Light mental pursuits bring enjoyment and happiness. Short trips go smoothly.You are charming and gracious, poetic in your self-expression, and usually very polite. This position brings refinement to the nature and an appreciation for the arts. You aim to balance and bring harmony to your world. You can be, at times, quite indecisive, as you tend to see everyone’s point of view, and can see value in almost any perspective or opinion. You have a strong sense of fairness.You are very agreeable and enjoy socializing. Some with this aspect are a little on the lazy side, preferring to socialize than work.You might intellectualize or rationalize your feelings, perhaps thinking a little too much about love and relationship to the point that you lose touch with how you truly feel. You might be attracted to, or attract, intellectual sorts as partners. If this conjunction is challenged, you might frequently attract partners who are tricky or conniving.Many of you are talented at writing and/or speaking. You thoroughly enjoy the written and spoken word, literature, wordplay, puns, and enlightening conversations. Many with Mercury conjunct Venus in their charts are downright eloquent.While most people like you, your ability to tune in to the person with whom you are currently speaking to is so strong that you might be accused of being two-faced or superficial. You might also choose your words carefully in order to avoid conflict, and others might not know how you truly feel as a result.Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report: Mercury conjunct VenusYou get along with most people and are usually willing to make compromises in relationships to maintain harmony. That doesn’t mean you become a doormat for others, but you have a strong sense of fairness and do not offend others without just cause. Others are seldom threatened or intimidated by you, largely because of your affable nature and social grace. You are willing to listen to anyone’s opinions and suggestions before making major decisions.Direct competition may be uncomfortable for you, and you may feel more at ease working with a small group of people. Perhaps you enjoy public speaking or performing in the dramatic arts. Another possible source of satisfaction for you would be writing, because of your natural talent for expressing yourself well. You have an imaginative mind and are clever at cooking up schemes to improve your economic situation. It is not difficult for you to turn your many creative ideas into ready cash.Others will usually support you in what you do because they can see that you exercise good judgment. They can believe in you and are glad to pitch in to help you succeed. Just be sure you don’t ask anyone else to take risks you yourself wouldn’t attempt. Actually, any chances that you take will be well considered and are probably not that risky after all.In love relationships, you have a talent for communicating your needs and desires to your partner. You are attracted to people who share your artistic talents or at least an appreciation of the arts. The worst possible mate for you would be one who is socially uncouth. In sex you have a healthy open attitude and can discuss the subject rather easily with your partner. Verbal expression during sex can be very stimulating for you! A lover who doesn’t communicate or who is quiet in bed may not be very satisfying for you in the long haul.Some Famous People with Mercury conjunct Venus: Richard Dreyfuss, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Anne Archer, Erma Bombeck, Laura Bush, Kathy Bates, Alexander Graham Bell, James Coburn, T.S. Eliot, Mark Harmon, Helen Hunt, Ricki Lake, Carlos Santana, Bono (U2), Jimi Hendrix.Mars
