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3 August, 2023
Solar activity returned to high levels with six M-class flares occurring during the period. Region 3380 (S10W66, Dkc/beta-gamma) continued to be the main flare producer, spawning five of the six M1 flares. Region 3386 (N12W33, Eso/beta) did display a bright enhancement around the same time as one of the M1 flares (02/0812 UTC), but closer analysis resulted in attributing the most intense brightening to Region 3380, thus reassigning the M1 flare from 3386 to 3380 as the likely source region. Region 3380 continued to show signs of decay, losing the weak delta signature, but gained a beta-gamma configuration. Accurate analysis continues to be a challenge as it approaches the western limb becoming more and more foreshortened.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of an enhanced solar wind environment, likely the tapering effects from the 28 Jul CME. Solar wind speed remained mostly between 370 km/s and 415 km/s. Total field spent most of the period near 11 nT before dropping below 5 nT by the end of the day. The Bz component underwent a sustained southward deviation at -5 to -10 nT from 02/0500-1630 UTC before turning more northerly at -2 nT to -3 nT. Phi angle was in negative orientation until ~02/1330 UTC when it rotated into a mostly positive orientation.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 02 degrees, 03' 13", at a velocity of 15.19 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 16.5 days old. It is 363508.5 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 10 Leo 41' 25", and is 151807312km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 02 Pis 03' 13", and is 358293km away and receding.
Moon Is In Pisces
Okay, star gazers, buckle up because it's time for a cosmic ride! The Moon just checked in to the Pisces suite and she's feeling all sorts of dreamy. She's over 358,190 kilometers away (give or take a few stardust particles) but still, she's throwing a lunar soiree and we're all invited. Now, don't get me wrong, I love a good party as much as the next astro-nerd, but when the Moon is in Pisces, things can get a little...let's say, out of this world. And by that, I mean you might find yourself feeling more intuitive than Spock at a Vulcan mind-melding convention. The Pisces energy is all about diving deep into the cosmic ocean. It's like a celestial snorkeling trip, except instead of fish, you're swimming with your deepest emotions, dreams, and your weird Uncle Bob's psychic predictions. So, if you find yourself feeling a bit more sensitive than usual, blame it on the moonlight (and Pisces, of course). But hey, let's look at the bright side, it's a prime time to tap into your creative juices. Maybe write that sci-fi screenplay about alien life forms who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Or design a solar-powered toaster. You know, something that truly screams "I am a child of the cosmos." Remember, the universe doesn't make mistakes (except maybe black holes...still figuring those out). So, embrace this lunar-Pisces combo and ride the cosmic wave. Who knows, you might just discover a new constellation or two. Or at least, figure out why you've been craving sushi and listening to Enya non-stop. Until next time, keep looking up, my stargazing comrades. And remember, space might be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement (or was that the Red Hot Chili Peppers? Never mind, same difference). Happy star trekking!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 07 Vir 06' 20", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 148207576km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury In Virgo: A Nerd's Delight
As Mercury cheekily sidles into Virgo, it's like the Universe decided to host its very own Comic-Con, with you as the star guest. Imagine, if you will, a celestial cosplay event where everybody's dressed as their favorite super-efficient character. Except, of course, for Mercury, who's donned the Virgo ensemble, complete with an oversized magnifying glass and a pocket protector brimming with multi-colored pens. In this period, your mind becomes as sharp as Spock's ears, and your speech as precise as Data's calculations. No more beating around the bush or sugar-coating. It's all about boldly cutting through the clutter, much like the Starship Enterprise slicing through the cosmos. Virgo, the cosmic Sherlock Holmes, has a knack for gathering heaps of information, sifting through it with the precision of a Vulcan, and discarding all that's irrelevant. So, while Mercury is frolicking in this detail-oriented sign, your ability to analyze data could give even the ship's computer a run for its money. You communicate with the clarity of Captain Picard ordering "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." Productivity shoots up faster than the Enterprise at warp speed. Sure, it might not be as fun as a holodeck adventure, but the chances to make real progress are astronomical. You'll dodge dead-end ideas and circular conversations like Neo dodges bullets in 'The Matrix,' focusing instead on useful info and nitty-gritty details. However, beware of turning into a hyper-critical Tribble naysayer. Yes, discernment is good, but during Mercury in Virgo, there's a risk of becoming so fault-finding that you might start seeing glitches in the Matrix where there are none. Tact and diplomacy are your shields here. After all, nobody likes a sarcastic android, right Data? Remember to refine your speech, because, as they say in Starfleet, infinite diversity comes with infinite combinations. So, let's respect that, shall we?
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 26 Leo 08' 10", moving backwards at 0.43 degrees per day, and is 45531308km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo - A Cosmic Drama Unfolds
Hold onto your telescopes, folks! Our celestial diva, Venus, has sauntered into the spotlight of Leo, and she's ready for her close-up. With Venus swanning about in the most theatrical sign of the zodiac, the cosmos is about to outshine even the most excessive episode of Star Trek.
When Venus flounces into Leo, we don't just want to be admired, oh no. We want to be worshipped, put on a pedestal, and have love songs written in our honor! It's like a Shakespearean sonnet on overdrive. The timid need not apply - this transit calls for grand gestures and big hearts. If you're not careful, you might find yourself serenading your sweetheart beneath their window... at 3am!
However, remember that all this drama can lead to a cosmic soap opera. Leo may just be the king of the jungle, but let's not forget, he can also be the king of melodrama. Don’t be surprised if lovers suddenly morph into divas, demanding more attention than a black hole. Remember to keep your egos in check, folks! A healthy relationship is like a good science experiment: it requires both parties to participate equally and openly.
And let's talk about finances. With Venus in Leo, your bank account might feel like it's been sucked into a wormhole. Leo loves all things shiny and expensive, so budgeting could go out the window faster than the speed of light. But remember, generosity is the heart of Leo. Nothing will make you happier than showering those you love with extravagant gifts. Just make sure not to go bankrupt in the process. Your bank manager might not be as understanding as your loved ones.
All in all, Venus in Leo is like popping a supernova into your relationships. It's loud, it's bright, and it's impossible to ignore. So buckle up, star gazers, because life is about to get a whole lot more exciting!
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 14 Vir 38' 41", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 357020871km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Hey there, space cadets! Buckle up because I've got some cosmic news for you. Our fiery friend Mars decided to take a little vacay in Virgo and it's going to be quite the ride. Now, you might be thinking, "What on Earth does that mean for me?" Well, my dear stargazers, Mars is the cosmic equivalent of a caffeinated squirrel – always on the go, full of energy, and occasionally a bit nuts. Virgo, on the other hand, is like a super-efficient librarian who loves nothing more than organization, health, and self-improvement. A strange combo, right? But bear with me. Imagine this - Mars is now like a caffeinated squirrel in a library, running around with a bunch of post-it notes, determined to make everything as efficient as possible. You'll find yourself wanting to tighten up your routines, streamline your work habits, and maybe even color-code your socks drawer. But wait, there's more! Virgo also rules over health and self-improvement, so don't be surprised if you suddenly get the urge to join a Zumba class or swap your regular pizza for a kale salad. And hey, thanks to Virgo's love for routine, these changes might actually stick around longer than your last diet. But remember, folks, every cosmic transit has a flip side. With Mars in Virgo, we might become more critical and aggressive because our standards are higher than a Vulcan doing the Vulcan salute. So, if you find yourself getting irritable over someone's inefficiency or lack of control, just remember - not everyone has the precision of a Starfleet officer. Don’t turn this perfectionism inward either. No one likes a self-deprecating Spock. Cut yourself some slack, practice patience, and remember: we're all human...or Cylon...or whatever species you identify as. Rather than focusing on others' flaws, use this energy to tackle projects that require attention to detail. Whether it's budgeting your Galactic Credits, planning your next interstellar trip, or learning to speak Wookiee, Mars in Virgo is your cosmic green light to get things done! So there you have it, folks. Mars in Virgo is a unique blend of cosmic energy that can help us become better, healthier, and more efficient versions of ourselves. Just remember not to get too caught up in the details and you'll be just fine. Happy stargazing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 54' 53", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 735186655km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus - The Bull Meets the Big Guy
Greetings, star gazers! Now, Jupiter – the party animal of our solar system has decided to crash at Taurus, the Bull's place for a while. You know what they say about house guests and fish after three days. Let's hope Jupiter doesn't overstay its welcome! But let's get serious here – or as serious as I can get, which, admittedly, isn't much. When Jupiter, the planet that's got more wisdom than Yoda, meets Taurus, the zodiac’s most tenacious sign, it's like they've just discovered the cosmic equivalent of a comfy couch. Suddenly, they're all about chilling out and thinking deep thoughts. So, you know, maybe let your inner philosopher take the wheel for a bit. This Jupiter-Taurus bromance can also give you a little boost towards reaching that dream you've been snoozing on. Just remember to make a to-do list that doesn't include "procrastinate." Taurus is all about the patience game and Jupiter's all, "Let's grow, bro!" So trust the process and take one step at a time. Next thing you know, you'll be standing on the peak of success...hopefully without any altitude sickness. Now, we gotta talk about the elephant in the cosmos: money. Jupiter is the Mr. Monopoly of planets and Taurus? Well, lets just say he's got a bit of a reputation for liking the finer things in life. So when these two get together, they're like the Wolf of Wall Street meets the Secret Life of Walter Mitty. But remember kids, just because your horoscope says you're likely to strike it rich, doesn't mean you should start buying lottery tickets in bulk. And speaking of overindulging, Taurus has a bit of a sweet tooth for, well, everything. And Jupiter's influence might just turn that sweet tooth into a full-blown sugar rush. So, maybe think twice before you decide to order that extra large pizza all for yourself. So there you have it, folks, the cosmic forecast for Jupiter hanging out in Taurus. Remember, in the wise words of Douglas Adams: Don't Panic, and always know where your towel is.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 34' 08", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1323938069km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, celestial navigators! Our taskmaster Saturn has decided to play a game of Hide & Seek in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Yes, you heard it right! The stern school principal is currently on a sabbatical in the land of unicorns and rainbows. Talk about a plot twist! Now, don't let this eerie pairing scare you. It's not like Darth Vader decided to vacation in Disneyland! But it does mean that it's time to buckle up and make some space for self-reflection. Remember that half-baked novel idea or that ambitious start-up plan? Well, Saturn is knocking on your door with a checklist and a red pen. Time to get serious about those daydreams! However, I must warn you, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a joyride on a rainbow unicorn. Sometimes, our favorite taskmaster might question your wildest dreams, and trust me, it can feel like an unexpected pop quiz in quantum physics! But remember, even though Saturn may seem like an intrusive parent, its tough love is just what we need to declutter our cosmic rooms. Now let's talk about sleep. With all this cosmic energy stirring up in the Piscean ocean of dreams, insomnia might be more common than spotting a UFO. But hey, who needs sleep when you can meditate or take a leisurely stroll through the woods? Or better yet, take a nap with a dream journal on standby. Who knows, the next big idea might just be a dream away! So, my dear stargazers, it's time to embrace the unexpected mix of Saturn's discipline and Pisces' dreamy nature. Let's turn this celestial surprise into an opportunity for growth and self-discovery. After all, where else could you find such a perfect blend of science, spirituality, and sleep deprivation? Only in astrology, my friends. Only in astrology.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 47' 55", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2965762840km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Ride
Alright, stardust enthusiasts, fasten your nebula seat belts because Uranus is snuggled up in Taurus like a cat in a sunbeam. Now, we all know Taurus as the cosmic equivalent of that friend who has their favourite spot on the couch and gets antsy if you even think about sitting there. They're all about stability, consistency, and that good old comfort zone. But Uranus? Oh, Uranus is the wild child of the zodiac, the instigator of dramatic change, the one that crashes into your quiet Sunday morning with a loud "Surprise!"
It's like inviting a tornado to a tea party, or introducing a Dalek to origami. You get the idea, it's a bit of a cosmic culture clash. But hey, sometimes we need that shake-up, right? Break the monotony, disturb the dust! And guess what? Taurus may just realize that the status quo was overrated anyway. After all, even a TARDIS needs a good shake to jumpstart sometimes.
Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation for being the Warren Buffet of the zodiac. Money, finances, investments, they have it all charted out. So, Uranus doing its cosmic jig in the house of Taurus? Expect some revolutionary ideas about money, my friends. We might see new forms of currency pop up that make Bitcoin look like Monopoly money, or banks turning into something straight out of a sci-fi novel. Who knows, Wall Street could do the Macarena for all we know!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, making us rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Debt, taxes, rent, that credit card bill from that online shopping spree during lockdown...all these could feel like Saturn's rings tightening around us. But here's the thing - Uranus is not here to add to your woes. It's here to liberate, to shake us free from those shackles. Don't be a stubborn ox; embrace the change. This cosmic bull ride might just lead you to greener pastures, and trust me, the effects will be as long-lasting as a Time Lord's lifespan.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 23' 52", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4368641646km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: The Matrix Edition
Alright, folks. Buckle up, because we're about to go full Neo on this Neptune in Pisces thing. We're talking 4.36 billion kilometers of cosmic wackiness, and with Neptune currently moonwalking (or should I say, planet-walking?) its way through retrograde, things are about to get as blurry as a VHS tape in an old rental store.
Imagine if you will, standing in the Matrix, the green code raining down around you. You're probably thinking, "Man, I need a serious software update." Well, guess what? That's exactly what Neptune in Pisces is offering. It's like the universe has slipped us the red pill and we're seeing reality for the first time... and it's not all about cat memes and binge-watching series on Netflix.
This cosmic alignment is all about dissolving borders, boundaries and those tiresome 'who drank the last coffee' office debates. It's about realizing we're all swimming in the same cosmic soup, so maybe it's time we stopped trying to microwave each other's spoons (you know, Matrix style).
So, what's the function of this cosmic code? It's pushing us toward unity, urging us to take our individual quirks and talents (yes, even your ability to recite the periodic table backwards) and figure out how to use them for the greater good. Think less "corporate drone" and more "spiritual innovator."
Feeling the spiritual pull? Maybe it's time to join that online meditation group or start a virtual yoga challenge. Neptune in Pisces is dishing out invitations to tap into your inner guru and share that newfound wisdom with the world. And remember, just like any good Matrix protagonist, you're not alone in this journey. There's a whole universe out there ready to back you up.
So go on, take the red pill, step into the cosmic unknown and remember, in the words of Morpheus, "I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it."
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 50' 26", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5060672038km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Force Awakens
Alright, star gazers, buckle up your Millennium Falcons because we're about to make the jump to hyperspace with our old buddy Pluto, who's taken up residence in the no-nonsense neighborhood of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Astro-dork, isn't Pluto like 5 billion kilometers away?" Well, my friends, distance in space is like the line at a vegan food truck—totally irrelevant when you're really hungry for tofu tacos.
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are like Han Solo and Chewbacca – they're both fixated on achieving their goals, even if it means doing the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. This power-couple can make us efficient and result-oriented. However, channel your inner Obi-Wan and beware of turning into a Darth Vader, ruthlessly force-choking anyone who disagrees with you.
But here's the twist - Pluto, that sly cosmic furball, wants us to take a lightsaber to our negative habits, clearing the path for new, healthier ones. But remember, young Padawans, balance is key in the Force. As you swing that lightsaber of change, be careful not to go full-on Death Star and obliterate things that could still serve you well.
In short, in this cosmic episode of 'Stars Wars: Return of the Retrograde', let's channel the wisdom of Yoda: "Destroy or destroy not, there is no try." Remember, the Force is strong with you, so make wise choices and may the stars be ever in your favor!
Current Planetary Aspects