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Solar activity was low with none of the six numbered regions producing M-class or higher X-ray activity. Region 3405 (N11E75, Hsx/alpha) was numbered this period and produced a C8.9/sf flare at 14/2110 UTC. Region 3402 (S16, L=321) decayed to plage. The other regions were stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal, background levels. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT and its Bz component was unremarkable. Solar wind speeds trended below 350 km/s through the day. The phi angle remained variable.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 09 degrees, 47' 24", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. It is 404796.79 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 22 Leo 11' 40", and is 151535531km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 09 Leo 47' 24", and is 406110km away and receding.
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 18 Vir 47' 27", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 122150890km away and approaching.
Alright, star gazers and cosmic enthusiasts, buckle up! Mercury has packed its bags and moved into Virgo, quicker than a Millennium Falcon at light speed. Now, I know the concept might seem as complicated as quantum physics, but fear not, I'm here to decode it in a language even a Wookiee would understand.
If you've been struggling to express your thoughts lately, don't worry, it's not a Jedi mind trick. With Mercury in Virgo, we're morphing into laser-focused communicators, slicing through small talk like a hot lightsaber through butter. We're all about precision now, no more obscure metaphors or Princess Leia-style diplomacy. Just straight talk, as refreshing as a Tatooine sunrise.
Virgo is like that brainy droid who can process information faster than you can say "R2-D2". So, while Mercury's vacationing in Virgo, our mental agility is dialled up to eleven, helping us to articulate our ideas with the clarity of a holographic message from Obi-Wan.
Let's talk productivity. No, it’s not as exciting as a Death Star demolition, but hey, it's still valuable. With Mercury in Virgo, we're less likely to get caught in an asteroid field of circular conversations or dead-end ideas. We're all about the details now, making this a time of interstellar advancements.
But, hold your tauntauns, folks. We need to tread lightly around becoming hyper-critical. We don't want to start sounding like Darth Vader on a bad cape day. Even though we're more focused on finding faults than a team of Imperial engineers, it's important we deliver our opinions as tactfully as a diplomatic mission from Alderaan.
So there you have it, fellow space travellers. As we navigate this cosmic journey with Mercury in Virgo, let's remember to balance our new-found analytical prowess with a little bit of that old galaxy charm. And may the Force (or at least, some good vibes) be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 19 Leo 21' 30", moving backwards at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 43249348km away and receding.
Hey there, stargazers! Venus, the Diva of the cosmos has strutted her way into Leo's limelight and things are about to get hotter than a supernova. Now, Venus is a whopping 43246009.888060719km away, and she’s currently taking a cosmic U-turn. A bit of retrograde action, if you will. But don't let the distance fool you, her influence is as potent as ever.
Imagine Leo as a celestial Elvis impersonator - gaudy, glittery and craving the spotlight. Venus in Leo wants love, nay, demands love. It wants it bigger than the Big Bang, louder than a rocket launch, and as fiery as a comet’s tail. We're talking grand romantic gestures that make Romeo and Juliet look like an awkward first date.
But watch out, folks! This isn’t some calm, serene, ‘let’s-hold-hands-and-watch-the-sunset’ type of love. No siree! This is a rollercoaster of emotions, a soap opera in the stars. If you're not getting the attention you crave (and let's face it, who doesn't want a little stardust sprinkled their way?), there might be some celestial tantrums on the horizon. Just keep in mind, stargazers: there’s no “I” in ‘cosmic energy’… but there’s definitely one in ‘Leo’.
Money? Oh, our dear Venus in Leo views it as nothing more than a tool in the grand production of life. Think big, think bling, think...space diamonds! Splurging on yourself or your loved ones is just part of the script. But remember, the cosmos rewards those who give as good as they get. So break out those cosmic credit cards and buy your loved ones that telescope they’ve been eyeing. It's all in service of the love fest!
In short, my celestial voyagers, Venus in Leo is a cosmic paintball game, splashing vibrant colors and high energy all over your relationships. Take this time to remember: life without a sprinkle of cosmic fun and excitement is like Pluto without its heart – cold and unremarkable.
So buckle up, buttercups, because this celestial event is about to take us on a wild ride across the universe and back, with all the
Mars
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 22 Vir 10' 42", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 364212648km away and receding.
Alright, my celestial surfers, time to buckle up because Mars, our cosmic drill sergeant, is punching the clock in Virgo, the universe’s ultimate perfectionist. This is kind of like your meticulous friend who color-codes their sock drawer deciding to run a marathon - it's about to get real precise and real sweaty.
Now, Mars in Virgo might sound as interesting as watching paint dry, but don't be fooled. This is the cosmic equivalent of a productivity app that actually works. You know all those tasks you've been putting off? That "to-do" list that's more like a "probably-never-going-to-happen" list? Well, it's time to put on your superhero cape because you're about to get stuff done!
Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, so don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to turn your life into a Pinterest board. It's a great time to Marie Kondo your eating habits, join a gym or finally figure out what a probiotic is. And thanks to Virgo's love for routine, these changes might just stick around longer than your last diet.
But beware, my star-crossed friends. With Mars in Virgo, we might develop a tendency to nitpick and criticise more than a snooty art critic at a kindergarten finger-painting show. Remember, nobody's perfect - not even you. Practice a little patience and kindness, especially with yourself. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your IKEA furniture.
So, instead of using this energy to pick apart everything and everyone around you, channel it into something constructive. Balance your budgets, plan for the future, or learn a new skill. Heck, you could probably even build a spaceship with all this focus (though I'd recommend starting with something a bit smaller).
Remember, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a project than Mars in Virgo. So, let's get out there, tune into this cosmic productivity playlist, and make the most of this stellar opportunity!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 54' 31", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 707906529km away and approaching.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 44' 21", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1314287511km away and approaching.
Alright, my celestial comrades, grab your telescopes and strap in! Saturn, that big ol' disciplinary planet, is floating about in the mystical seas of Pisces. That's right, the taskmaster of the cosmos is currently chilling a mere 1,314,306,546.191382170km away, in retrograde style, harmonizing with the Fishes. Sound a bit daunting? Fear not, for as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to guide you through this cosmic waltz.
The dance card reads: introspection. You know that book you've been daydreaming about writing? Or that business you've always wanted to open? Now's the time to stop daydreaming and start day-doing! Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic life coach, pushing you to turn your dreams into reality. It's like having your own personal Jiminy Cricket, minus the annoying singing.
But let's be real, folks. Having Saturn in Pisces is not all rainbows and unicorns. In fact, it's more like a stern parent, questioning your every move. You may feel like shouting "Privacy please!" but, unfortunately, Saturn didn't get the memo. It's going to barge right into your personal space and start tidying up. So, take a deep breath, put on your big kid pants, and listen. After all, sometimes Dad knows best.
Now, all this introspection might mess with your beauty sleep. With Saturn poking around in Pisces, the realm of dreams, you may find yourself counting more sheep than usual. But don't panic — instead, think of it as the perfect opportunity to embrace your inner Buddha. Meditate, walk in the woods, practice deep breathing, or even take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!).
So, in the words of a well-known politician, "Yes, we can!" navigate this transit. Keep calm, carry on, and remember to laugh at the cosmic jokes. Saturn in Pisces is just another step on this wild roller coaster we call life. Enjoy the ride!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 59' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2935597791km away and approaching.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 10' 08", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4349055651km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 34' 21", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5071349582km away and receding.
The Sun
The Sun
Mercury
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Mars