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25 August, 2023
Solar activity continued at low levels this period as C-class flares were observed from multiple regions on the disk. The largest flare of the period, a C4.1/Sf flare at 24/2214 UTC, originated from Region 3405 (N09W61, Hsx/alpha). Region 3413 (N10E46, Eki/beta) remained a single spot group as the additional trailer spots dissipated during the past 24 hours. It was, however, the most magnetically complex spot group, and continued to develop trailer and intermediate spots. Region 3415 (S09E49, Dko/beta) was the largest group on the disk, yet only produced B- and C-class flares. The remaining numbered sunspot regions were unremarkable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
The solar wind environment reflected a mostly background regime through midday. Just after 24/1200 UTC, total field strength began to increase, going from around 5 nT to just under 10 nT. Bz was generally north to near-neutral before deflecting southward to ~7 nT and becoming variable between +/- 8 nT. Wind speeds averaged near 410 km/s before increasing to around 450 km/s, and eventually peaking near 525 km/s. The phi angle remained in a mostly negative orientation until just after 24/1700 UTC. These enhancements are likely attributed to a CIR ahead of the onset of a positive polarity CH HSS.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 12 degrees, 18' 38", at a velocity of 13.51 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.3 days old. It is 376975.45 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 01 Vir 49' 11", and is 151233587km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 12 Sag 18' 38", and is 378586km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Alright, star gazers! Grab your telescopes, your astrolabe if you’re feeling extra vintage, and prepare yourself for a cosmic giggle because the Moon - yes, our lovely, cheese-like celestial neighbor - has decided to bunk up with Sagittarius. Now, if you didn't know, the distance from us to the moon is a whopping 378909.005822039km. That's exactly the same as stacking 94,727,251.4555 bananas. I mean, who wouldn't want a banana tower reaching all the way to the moon? Just imagine the monkey astronauts! Buckle up, folks, because when the Moon is canoodling with Sagittarius, things are about to get adventurous, expansive, and a tad bit philosophical. If you find yourself suddenly craving exotic food or pondering why socks keep disappearing in the washing machine, well, you know who to blame. But fret not, my dear Astro-enthusiasts. This is a time of expansion and growth. It’s like science class mixed with a dash of Indiana Jones. You might even feel an urge to delve into quantum physics, invent a new language or perhaps debate the plausibility of Schrödinger's cat existing in a parallel universe where it’s both a mega pop star and the president. So, strap on your astro-boots, my friends! It's time to leap towards the unknown, chase after curiosity, and maybe even catch a few star-dusted dreams. Remember, in the grand cosmic joke, we're the punchline that keeps the universe chuckling. So let’s enjoy the ride, and don’t forget to wave at the moon. It's closer than you think!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 21 Vir 45' 16", moving backwards at 0.14 degrees per day, and is 102730195km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo: The Precisionist's Paradise
Hold on to your pocket protectors, star gazers! Mercury has made a cosmic leap into Virgo, and it's like Sheldon Cooper just walked into a Star Trek convention - he's right at home and loving every minute. This is a period where our minds become as sharp as a Vulcan's ears, and our speech? Let's just say you'll be cutting through the clutter like a lightsaber through butter.
Why waste time sugar-coating words when you could be nibbling on the juicy facts instead? Virgo is the Marie Kondo of the zodiac, joyfully tossing out unnecessary details and keeping only what sparks intellectual joy. As Mercury moonwalks its way through Virgo (Yes, it's in retrograde, but doesn't everything seem to be these days?), our knack for analyzing information could make Sherlock Holmes blush.
Productivity is about to hit warp speed, and while it might feel as thrilling as watching paint dry in real-time, the potential progress is akin to upgrading from dial-up to broadband - huge! Kiss those dead-end ideas and circular conversations goodbye. It's all about laser focus on details and useful information now.
But, like a poorly executed science experiment, there can be side effects. Beware of morphing into a hyper-critical Hulk. Sure, discernment is a superpower, but with Mercury in Virgo, we may find faults faster than a quantum computer solves equations. We may even start nitpicking ourselves or unintentionally insult others with our brutal honesty. It's time to channel your inner diplomat and remember that tact is as vital as fact. Yes, even if it means resisting the urge to point out that your friend's Star Wars trivia is from the non-canon extended universe.
Remember folks, Mercury may be 102813824.859054238km away, but that doesn't mean it can't stir up some serious cosmic vibes. So, strap in, power up your mental shields, and prepare to embark on an interstellar journey of precision, productivity, and maybe a little too much perfectionism. Beam us up, Mercury!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 14 Leo 06' 50", moving backwards at 0.38 degrees per day, and is 46057533km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Interstellar Entities, fasten your asteroid belts because it's time for a cosmic roller coaster ride! Venus, our lovely lady of love, is currently throwing a fabulous party in the fiery sign of Leo. Now, I know your first question might be, "How can Venus throw a party if she's 46,035,107.455860920km away?" Well, my dear stargazers, that's where the magic of astrology comes in! When Venus struts her stuff in Leo, we all feel a little more... theatrical. It's like we've been cast as the lead in a romantic space opera, with a script full of dramatic monologues about love and longing. We're not just talking "I adore you" here, folks, we're talking "I would traverse the galaxy and grapple with a black hole for you!" kind of adoration. So, if you've been holding back on expressing your feelings, now is the time to let your heart roar. But, beware, my cosmic comrades! Venus in Leo doesn't do "low key". She's all about the glitz, glamour, and grand gestures. If you're not ready for the limelight, you might find yourself in a bit of a celestial conundrum. We're talking heady declarations of love one minute and melodramatic tantrums the next. It's like a supernova explosion of emotions! Now, let's talk about money. While Venus is in Leo, your bank account might start to resemble a black hole. You see, Leo loves luxury. They're the cosmic equivalent of a magpie, drawn to all things shiny and spectacular. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself spending a bit more on frocks and frills, or buying lavish gifts for your loved ones. But remember, just like a star can't shine without a bit of fusion, generosity can bring more joy than self-indulgence. So, folks, while Venus is in Leo, let's embrace the drama, splurge a little, and remember to express our love like a supernova explosion. After all, as the great Vulcan saying goes, "Infinite diversity in infinite combinations." Love boldly, love loudly, and most importantly, love theatrically.Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 28 Vir 32' 02", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 369233811km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Greetings, cosmic comrades! This is your favorite stargazing scientist, here with some interstellar intel that's hotter than a supernova. I'd like to wax poetic about the celestial disco currently happening up in our cosmic backyard. You see, Mars - yes, that Mars, the one named after the Roman god of war and not the chocolate bar - is currently hanging out in Virgo. Now, typically Mars is all about "just doing it" (no, not in the Nike slogan sense, but more like the Shia LaBeouf yelling sense). However, with Virgo in the mix, it's not just about doing it, it's about doing it efficiently. Think of it less like a frantic dash through a battlefield and more like a well-oiled Rube Goldberg machine. While Mars is vacationing in Virgo, we'll all find ourselves with a sudden knack for productivity. It's like we've collectively chugged an extra-large cup of cosmic coffee. We'll be trimming the fat from our work habits faster than you can say "efficiency." But it's not all work and no play, dear stargazers. Virgo also rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, which means you might feel an urge to put down the junk food and pick up a dumbbell. Yes, even you couch potatoes out there! And the best part? Thanks to Mars in Virgo's love for routine, these healthy habits are likely to stick around even when Mars has moved on. However, as with all things in life and the cosmos, there's a downside. Mars in Virgo has a tendency to make us a tad... critical. It's like suddenly everyone's turned into Simon Cowell. We may find ourselves nitpicking and getting riled up over minor inefficiencies. We might even turn this critical gaze inward, becoming overly self-critical. But, fear not! A little patience and self-love will help us navigate these cosmic waters. So, instead of worrying about what others are doing wrong, let's use this energy to focus on detail-oriented tasks. Budget balancing, future planning, job hunting, learning a new trade - now's the time to get it done. And remember, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a project than when Mars is in Virgo. So strap in, stargazers. It's time to ride this cosmic wave of efficiency and channel your inner Marie Kondo. Let's do thisJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 24' 21", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 685642184km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, stargazers, prepare for some cosmic chuckles as Jupiter pirouettes into Taurus like a graceful hippie ballerina with an unexpected affinity for quantum physics. Jupiter, the big daddy of wisdom and deep thoughts, is currently hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac’s most laid-back, 'Netflix and chill' sign. Now, this might sound like a real sci-fi meet-cute, but it's actually a cosmic wake up call. This celestial combo is whispering, "Hey, you! Yeah, you with the existential dread and the unfulfilled dreams! The answers you're seeking aren't hiding in some far-off galaxy. They're chillin' in your own cerebral cortex." While Jupiter is in Taurus, it's like a supercharged motivational speaker, pushing us to make those wild dreams a reality. We'll find ourselves energized to make practical, achievable to-do lists. And not just any to-do lists, but the kind that would make a Vulcan nod in approval. You'll feel a sense of purpose, ticking off items one by one, as you stride towards your end goal like Neil Armstrong taking his first step on the moon. Now, let's talk about the elephant, or rather, the bull in the room. Taurus is notorious for indulging in life's pleasures, and when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, waltzes in, we may find ourselves confusing wants with needs. It's like suddenly deciding you need a personal robot butler because washing dishes is SO last century. So, be warned my fellow space cadets, it's essential to keep our impulses in check during this transit, lest we find ourselves trying to justify the purchase of a gold-plated hoverboard. But it's not all cosmic cautionary tales. With Jupiter's penchant for good luck, and Taurus being synonymous with wealth, this could be your chance to hit the cosmic jackpot. So, while you're busy making those practical plans, why not throw in a little financial growth strategy? Who knows, you might just end up laughing all the way to the intergalactic bank. So buckle up, stargazers. With Jupiter in Taurus, we're in for a ride that's sure to be both enlightening and entertaining. Just remember to keep your feet on the ground, even as your head's in the stars. Stay groovy!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 59' 34", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311039418km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, fellow space travelers! Prepare your nerdy hearts and minds for some galactic guidance because guess what? Saturn is in Pisces and boy, do we have some stardust to sift through! Now, I know you may be thinking, "Saturn in Pisces? That's like mixing peanut butter with pickles!" But remember, my friends, even the Doctor loves a good paradox. And let me tell you, this cosmic combo is about as paradoxical as the TARDIS being bigger on the inside. So buckle up, because we're about to take a trip to the deep end of the cosmos. Saturn, or as I like to call it, the Cosmic Taskmaster, is currently doing the backstroke in the dreamy waters of Pisces, and it's more than 1.3 billion kilometers away (trust me, I did the math!). This is the perfect time to dust off those far-out dreams of yours. Yes, I'm talking about that novel you've been wanting to write or that quirky little business you've been dreaming of starting. Grab a notepad folks, because we're about to get a celestial coaching session for the ages. Now, don't let Saturn's stern reputation spook you. Sure, he might feel like that strict dad who insists on cleaning your room when all you want to do is blast off to another galaxy. But remember, underneath that icy exterior, he's just trying to help you turn those nebulous dreams into reality. So open the door, lend him your ear, and be prepared to take notes. His advice may be more insightful than you'd like to admit. Saturn's journey through Pisces may also stir up some cosmic insomnia. If you find yourself tossing and turning, remember, there's no need for panic. This is the universe's way of reminding you to cultivate inner peace. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll, or maybe even take a nap (but keep that dream journal handy!). And don't forget to get a full night's sleep - even Time Lords need their rest. So, dear stargazers, embrace this celestial mashup and make the most of what Saturn in Pisces has to offer. After all, as the Doctor would say, "The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles." Now, isn't that just the most poetic horoscope you've ever heard?Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 04' 09", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2910340591km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings from the cosmic front lines, my interstellar amigos! We've got Uranus, that unpredictable old chap, sidling up in Taurus, and it's about to make things as exciting as a quantum physics convention on a Friday night. Taurus, you know, is that friend who always orders the same thing at the restaurant. Chicken fried rice, no surprises, thank you very much. But Uranus is like that zany waiter who says, "Today, we're going to try the Rambutan Flambe." Suddenly there's a flaming fruit on your table, and you're wondering what in Einstein's name is going on. But hold onto your spectacles, folks! This isn't just a celestial circus act. While Taurus is busy counting pennies and tucking them away in their piggy banks, Uranus is about to flip the entire financial system like a late-night infomercial pancake maker. We're talking about radical changes that would make even Stephen Hawking's head spin. New currencies, banking revamps, and even stock market shenanigans could be on the horizon. On a personal level, it's high time we gave our money matters a good spring cleaning. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent - these are the black holes that swallow our hard-earned cash. Uranus, in its infinite wisdom, is here to liberate us from this fiscal dungeon. So, buckle up, my friends! It's going to be a ride as thrilling as a Star Trek marathon. But remember, as every good Trekkie knows, resistance is futile. This cosmic shakeup may seem as daunting as a calculus exam, but I assure you, it's going to land us in a better place, somewhere as stable and secure as Bill Nye's lab coat pocket. And remember, as we surf this cosmic wave, the changes we embrace now will stick around longer than that embarrassing high school yearbook photo. So let's boldly go where no man, woman, or Taurus has gone before!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 56' 24", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4336647760km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up your astrological seatbelts, space cadets! We are warping straight into a Neptunian retrograde in Pisces that is about as subtle as a Klingon at a Vulcan poetry reading. Neptune, the mystical planet often mistaken to be just a giant blue marble, has decided to throw a cosmic pool party in the deep-sea of Pisces. Now, this is not your typical "bring a six-pack and a floatie" kind of shindig. Oh no. This is a deep dive into the oceanic depths of our emotional intelligence, where even an Aquatic Lifeform Analysis program couldn't predict what we might discover. This cosmic cocktail of Neptune's universal unity punch mixed with Piscean emotional intuition is like the universe offering us a pair of those cool x-ray specs from the back of comic books, except these actually work. They allow us to see past the petty squabbles about who used the last of the coffee in the replicator, or why Ensign Kim keeps playing that same tune on his clarinet. The cosmic fog lifts, revealing a golden path to unity and acceptance. This planetary party invites each of us to ask ourselves, "What can I bring to the universal potluck?" Maybe you've got an amazing recipe for deconstructed Klingon gagh, or maybe you're just really good at doing the dishes afterwards. Whatever it is, the universe wants you to bring it to the table. Now is the perfect time to boldly go where you haven't gone before - whether that's exploring new spiritual avenues, setting up a shrine to the Sacred Orb of Prophecy in your quarters, or simply sharing your unique gifts with the rest of the crew. Remember, the guiding light of Neptune in Pisces is with you, like a trusty tricorder on an away mission, making sure you don't stumble over any unexpected alien lifeforms. So, gear up space adventurers, because the Neptunian retrograde in Pisces is one cosmic rollercoaster that promises to be funny, enlightening, and possibly a little bit wet. But hey, isn't that just the nature of exploring the final frontier?Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 22' 14", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5084687128km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, celestial navigators! Now, brace yourselves because we're about to embark on an intergalactic journey to the most misunderstood ice dwarf: Pluto. Yes, folks, despite being demoted from planet status - which we all know was a major cosmic scandal - Pluto still holds a lot of sway in astrological circles. As it happens, our tiny friend is currently vacationing in Capricorn, approximately 5,084,653,289.449485779 kilometers away. Don't worry, you won't need to gas up the spaceship. I've calculated the distance, so you don't have to. You can thank me later. Now, Pluto and Capricorn together are like that over-achieving cousin we all have. You know, the one who climbed Mount Everest, wrote a best-selling novel, and invented a new type of eco-friendly man bun all before breakfast? They're both laser-focused on success and power like a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. And let's not forget that Pluto is currently in retrograde, meaning it's moonwalking its way through Capricorn. However, while our power couple is busy taking over the world, they have the tendency to forget about little things like compassion and tolerance. So, while they're rocking the cosmic boat, beware of turning into an idea tyrant. Remember, folks, diversity is the spice of life, and no one likes a one-flavor universe. Pluto's main mission, aside from proving it's still relevant, is to encourage us to ditch our negative patterns. Kind of like spring cleaning, but for the soul. This isn't just about dusting off your emotional bookshelves though; we're talking constructive destruction here. It's time to Marie Kondo your life - if it doesn't spark joy, thank it for its service and send it packing. So, dear stargazers, remember to be deliberate in what you destroy as you create. And remember to stay humble, or else you might find yourself demoted like our friend Pluto. Happy star-gazing and keep those telescopes pointed upwards!Current Planetary Aspects