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26 August, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels with six sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk. Region 3415 (S09E35, Dko/beta-delta) produced C-class flares and a M1.4/1n (R1-Minor) flare at 25/0109 UTC. The flare was associated with a narrow, faint and slow moving CME with a southeast trajectory - an Earth directed component is not anticipated. Despite the regions clear delta configuration, magnetic shear and complexity was otherwise minor. Region 3413 (N11E16, Dki/beta) is in a north-south alignment, but with a simple magnetic configuration. The region was the source of a few C-class flares. Region 3405 (N10W75, Cao/beta) produced optical subflares and C-class activity, with some surge events. New NOAA/SWPC Region 3416 (S19E71, Hsx/alpha) was designated to a simple unipolar spot. The remaining regions were stable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a return to a slow regime. Total IMF strength was mostly 2-5 nT, while the Bz component underwent mainly weak deviations. Solar wind speed began the period at 450-500 km/s, but decreased to 350-400 km/s. The phi angle was mostly positive, but underwent negative sector deviations, especially between 25/0000-0700 UTC.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 26 degrees, 02' 56", at a velocity of 13.97 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. It is 372557.95 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 02 Vir 47' 03", and is 151200212km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon will change from Sagittarius to Capricorn in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Sag 02' 56", and is 372715km away and approaching.Moon Is In Sagittarius
Ah, my dear celestial explorers, brace yourselves, for the moon is currently on a cosmic road trip through the fiery archer of Sagittarius. It's like our lunar friend decided to pull a 'Thelma and Louise', only less dramatic cliff edges and more interstellar wonders. At a comfy 373,032.841613845 kilometers away (give or take a few millimeters, I'm not wearing my space spectacles), our moony mate is not just sending us waves but literally pulling at our tides. And you thought your long-distance relationship was hard! Sagittarius, bless its starry heart, is all about adventure and philosophical musings. It's like that one friend who's always planning a weekend hiking trip while contemplating the meaning of existence. So, while the moon is hanging out in this constellation, expect a surge in your wanderlust and a sudden curiosity about why we don't have jetpacks yet. Keep in mind, folks, the Moon isn't going to stay in Sagittarius forever. No, no, it has an appointment with Capricorn in the next 24 hours. You know Capricorn, all business and no play. Things might get a bit more serious then, so make sure to make the most of this adventurous energy while you can! So, put on your metaphysical hiking boots, channel your inner Neil Armstrong, and embrace the Sagittarian energy. Heck, maybe even wear something purple today. Why? Because science, my friends. And because it's funny. And hey, if the moon can travel 2,288 miles per hour without a seat belt, you too can survive this Thursday. Stay stellar!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 21 Vir 34' 04", moving backwards at 0.24 degrees per day, and is 101156483km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Alright folks, grab your lab goggles and strap in, because our favorite cosmic trickster, Mercury, has just pulled into the Virgo station. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Mercury in retrograde again?! Do I need to wrap my head in tinfoil to avoid the cosmic brain scramble?" And while that's a tempting visual, let me assure you, there's no need for drastic haberdashery. You see, when Mercury takes a vacation in Virgo, it becomes like that friend of yours who suddenly got super into cross-fit and won't shut up about it. It's hyper-focused, efficient, and has no time for chit-chat. It's all about cutting through the cosmic clutter and getting straight to the point. Kind of like a celestial Marie Kondo, but instead of tossing out mismatched socks, it's trimming down unnecessary convos and pointless ideas. This might sound like a bit of a buzzkill to some of you, but trust me, there's a silver lining here. Imagine being able to sort through the mental flotsam and jetsam like a pro, focusing on what truly matters. You'll be like a human laser beam, zapping through tasks and ticking off to-do lists like nobody's business. But remember, folks, with great power comes great responsibility, and in this case, a tendency to become hyper-critical. So while you're out there, ruling your world with razor-sharp precision, remember not to slice and dice your friends with those sharp words. Let's try to keep the peace, shall we? So, while Mercury may be some 101234770.142594680km away (give or take a few kilometers), its influence is far-reaching. Embrace this transit, and you could find yourself making some serious stellar strides. Just remember, no one likes a smarty pants, so try to dial down the 'know-it-all' vibes. After all, the universe doesn't come with an instruction manual...or does it?Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 13 Leo 44' 51", moving backwards at 0.35 degrees per day, and is 46550836km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Aloha, stargazers! Listen up, for Venus has sauntered into Leo, and oh, the drama! She's now a whopping 46,526,753.904795617 kilometers away (not that I'm counting) and she's gone retrograde, folks! That's right, our glamorous galactic diva is doing an interstellar moonwalk! Now, when Venus decides to vacation in Leo, it's like a cosmic Broadway show. The universe, my dear friends, is about to get lit... literally! You see, Leo is a fire sign, and when Venus pops in for a visit, it's like pouring rocket fuel on a bonfire. Expect declarations of love louder than SpaceX launches, dates more playful than puppies on a sugar rush, and yes, a few tantrums thrown in for good measure. Because what's life without a little drama? And let me tell you, when Venus is waltzing with the Lion, being 'liked' just won't cut the mustard. Oh no, we want to be adored, worshipped, put on a pedestal and showered with rose petals (preferrably bio-degradable, we're still hippies at heart). It's time for grand gestures, wild risks, and big, BIG feelings. If you're playing it safe, you might just find yourself sidelined faster than a flat-earther at a NASA convention. But remember, my fellow cosmic voyagers, Leo might be all about the fun and games, but it's also a sign that's chock-full of drama. If we start feeling like we're not getting the attention we deserve, we might just roar louder than a T-rex on karaoke night. It's all fun and games until someone starts a passionate argument just to feel like the center of attention again. Remember, there's no 'I' in 'we', but there are two in 'Martini', so maybe drink a toast to togetherness! And when Venus is in Leo, money becomes mere stardust. It's all about making yourself and those you love feel like a million bucks, or at least a couple of rare meteorites. Leo loves a bit of glitz and glamour, so don't be surprised if you find yourself splurging on things that sparkle more than Sirius on a clear night. Just remember, the Lion is generous, and spoiling others will make you happier than a nerd in a comic book store. So buckle up, space cadets, becauseMars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 29 Vir 10' 23", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 369686887km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Ahoy there, celestial voyagers! Grab your space helmets because it's time to talk about Mars, our planetary next-door neighbor. And no, I'm not talking about the chocolate bar, though I do love a good piece of nougat. Our red friend Mars is currently playing footsie with Virgo, the quintessential perfectionist of the zodiac. Now, this isn't some sort of interstellar romantic liaison, mind you. It's more like Mars attending a rigorous fitness boot camp run by Virgo. In the cosmic gym, Mars is the energetic personal trainer shouting "Just one more rep!", while Virgo is the meticulous nutritionist, measuring out your protein intake down to the last gram. In other words, Mars makes you "do" and Virgo ensures you "do it efficiently". This might be just the cosmic kick in the pants you need to finally tackle that self-improvement plan gathering dust in your drawer. Perhaps you'll find yourself inexplicably drawn to leafy green vegetables or start doing squats while waiting for your coffee to brew. That's Mars in Virgo, making health and wellness feel as exciting as a new season of Star Trek. However, this planetary workout session isn't all about spiritual kale smoothies and fun with dumbbells. It's also about handling the critical darts that come with Virgo territory. Let's face it, Virgo doesn't exactly do "chill" or "relaxed," especially when Mars is pumping up the volume. You might find yourself becoming the Simon Cowell of your own life, scrutinizing every detail with an overly critical eye. Remember, though, nobody's perfect - not even those NASA rovers trundling around Mars. So, give yourself and others a break. Channel that Martian energy into something productive, like balancing your budget or planning for the future. Mars in Virgo isn't just about turning your life into an episode of Extreme Makeover: Self-Improvement Edition. It's about taking care of business, whether that's learning a new trade, job hunting, or starting that project you've been dreaming of. So, strap on your astrological running shoes and prepare to power-walk your way to self-improvement. After all, there's no better cosmic personal trainer than Mars in Virgo. Just remember to take it easy on the protein shakes.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 26' 17", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 683465541km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: Cosmic Cash & Stellar Self-Control
Well, strap on your celestial seat belts, folks! Our big, gassy buddy Jupiter is parking its cosmic caravan in the chillaxing pastures of Taurus. And what happens when a planet known for its "go big or go home" attitude meets the zodiac's most stubborn, pleasure-loving sign? A little bit of cosmic comedy and a whole lot of opportunities.
Think of this as a celestial sitcom. Jupiter, the wise-cracking yet well-meaning friend, crashes on Taurus' luxurious leather couch, promising to stick around only until it finds its own place. Cue the laugh track.
But seriously, when Jupiter and Taurus link up, it's like finding Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins at your local farmer's market. Sure, it might seem a little weird at first, but it's really just another reminder that magic and wisdom can be found in the most unexpected places. Because, let's face it, we're all a bit of a Hobbit sometimes, right?
Jupiter in Taurus is that friend who convinces you to invest in that quirky start-up, and next thing you know, you're Scrooge McDuck-diving into pools of gold coins. It's a cosmic green light to reassess your financial situation, dust off those long-forgotten dreams, and make 'em happen. Just remember, patience and persistence are the name of the game here.
Now, here's the catch. Taurus is notorious for its love of indulgence (I mean, who can resist a good truffle?). When Jupiter rolls into town, you might feel the need to treat yourself more than usual. So, while Jupiter is busy inspiring you to aim for the stars, don't forget to keep your feet firmly planted on the ground. Or else you might wake up one day surrounded by an alarming number of artisanal cheese wrappers and wonder where it all went wrong.
Embrace the energy of Jupiter in Taurus: slow and steady growth, delightful decadence, and a reminder that wisdom and wealth can be found just as easily in the everyday as in the extraordinary.
So get out there and make Gandalf proud, my celestial adventurers!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 55' 02", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1310961567km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Ah, Saturn in Pisces! If were to liken this cosmic event to a sci-fi episode, it's like the time when Spock and Yoda had a mind-meld in a parallel universe. Intriguing, isn't it? Now, Saturn, our beloved taskmaster, is 1310963515.658065081km (give or take a few miles) away and currently doing a cheeky moonwalk across the cosmos, also known as going retrograde. Let me tell you, when Saturn does the moonwalk, it's not just showing off its dance moves. Oh no, it's a call for introspection, a cosmic nudge to look inward and have a serious chat with your daydreams. Yes, you heard it right. It's time to dust off those dreams of writing that novel about alien unicorns or starting your own business selling handmade lightsabers. The cosmic energies are all set to give you a masterclass in dream-realization. So, bring out your notebooks, folks! But beware, Saturn in Pisces isn't a walk in the park, unless we're talking about Jurassic Park. You see, Saturn is the kind of planet that doesn't knock before entering. It'll barge into your dreamland, questioning your deepest fantasies. It's like having Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory critique your Star Wars fan-fiction. A tad annoying, yes, but also quite insightful. As Saturn pirouettes in Pisces, the realm of dreams and sleep, don't be surprised if you find yourself more restless than a cat in zero gravity. It's the perfect time to embrace your inner hippie: meditate, commune with nature, breathe deeply, and nap like a sloth (but remember to keep that dream journal handy!). So buckle up, space rangers! As we navigate this transit, remember the words of Doctor Who: "We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" Saturn in Pisces is here to ensure we do just that. And always remember - in space, no one can hear you snore.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 04' 19", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2907839836km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Cosmic Shift Showdown
Alright, buckle up my star-loving earthlings because it's about to get wacky. Our wild child planet, Uranus, has decided to park its cosmic behind in the placid pastures of Taurus. This is like Sheldon Cooper moving in with The Dude from The Big Lebowski. Chaos in the land of chillax!
See, Taurus is a bit like your grandma who still uses a rotary phone. It likes things nice and steady, predictable, no surprises. But here comes Uranus, the interstellar equivalent of a teenager with a new driver's license and an unlimited gas card, ready to take granny for a joyride.
Now, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, it knows money, it loves money, and it sure as heck doesn't like people messing with its money. But guess what Uranus packed in its cosmic suitcase? A whole bunch of revolutionary ideas about finance! We're talking cryptocurrency, digital wallets, and possibly trading space rocks for goods and services! Who knows, your next mortgage could be on Mars!
On a more personal level, think of Uranus in Taurus as that eccentric friend who convinces you to sell all your stuff and live in a van. It's all about breaking free from materialism and the "chains" of debt, taxes, rent, credit cards. You might find yourself eyeing your toaster and wondering if you really need it, or if it's just holding you back from your dream of becoming a nomadic ukulele player.
Resistance, my friends, is futile. Uranus is here to shake, rattle, and roll us out of our comfort zones. But remember, every roller coaster ride ends eventually, and chances are you'll step off this one into a better place. So embrace the chaos, laugh at the absurdity, and keep your eyes on the stars.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 54' 56", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4335621304km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Vacation in Pisces
Alright folks, gather 'round because Neptune's pulled up its galactic RV and set up camp in Pisces. Now, with the distance from us to Neptune being a whooping 4,335,647,874.588314056km, you'd think we'd need a spaceship to get an invite to this cosmic cookout. But nope! With Neptune in Pisces, we've got front row tickets without having to leave our couch. Isn't astronomy neat?
Neptune in Pisces is like your favorite sci-fi show’s plot twist: it clears that foggy windshield of our life, turning our high-beam focus onto those petty squabbles that we now realize are as pointless as a lead balloon. Suddenly, unity shines brighter than the North Star, and we're all looking at each other thinking, "Why were we bickering over pizza toppings when we could be sharing this cosmic margherita?"
With Neptune’s vacation in Pisces, it's time for us to stop and ask ourselves, "What can I bring to the galactic potluck?" Maybe you've got a knack for making people laugh, or you've got ideas that are so out-of-this-world they might as well have come from Neptune itself. Well, now's the time to share them! Let's make this cosmic gathering one for the history books.
Feeling a spiritual itch? This is the best time to scratch it! Maybe take up yoga, or create a sacred corner in your house where you can connect with the universe (or binge-watch Firefly, your call). The energy of Neptune in Pisces is like your favorite character's catchphrase: it's here to remind us that we're not alone in this vast universe and that it's got our back.
So let's enjoy Neptune's stay in Pisces and remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust trying to figure out our place in the cosmos. So why not do it together, with a side of laughter and a sprinkle of nerdiness?
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 21' 07", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5086228405km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, well, well, my cosmic comrades! It looks like our old buddy Pluto has taken a road trip to the serious side of the galaxy and set up camp in Capricorn. Yes, you heard it right! The celestial dwarf is dancing through the stars with the sea-goat. So, what does this mean for all you stargazers out there? Buckle up, because we're about to drop some stellar wisdom! First off, let's remember that both Pluto and Capricorn are power players in the astrological arena. They're like the Bill Gates and Steve Jobs of the cosmos - always striving for success, always focused on their goals. But there's a hitch in their giddy up: they can be a tad... shall we say, single-minded? Now, don't panic if you find your tolerance for differing opinions shrinking faster than a black hole during this cosmic coupling. It's just part of the package. But do remember, my star-struck friends, that life isn't a solo mission; it’s more like an interstellar team-building exercise! And speaking of teams, let's talk about Pluto’s favored sport: the old destroy-and-rebuild routine. This far-off frozen rock wants us to ditch the bad habits that have been dragging us down like space junk in Earth's orbit. But remember, cosmic demolition isn't about blasting everything to smithereens willy-nilly. It's about strategically jettisoning the ballast that's holding you back. So, in the spirit of Pluto's retrograde dance through Capricorn, let's all take a moment to consider what we need to let go. Maybe it's that habit of late-night Moonpie munching, or perhaps it's time to stop pretending that your Star Trek uniform is acceptable attire for casual Fridays at the office. Whatever it is, now’s the time to reboot your personal galaxy. So, grab your telescopes, hitch your wagon to a star, and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream...but they can definitely see your Star Trek uniform. Beam me up, Scotty!Current Planetary Aspects