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27 August, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to a long-duration M1 flare at 26/2250 UTC observed from an area just around the E limb. Region 3413 (N12E01, Dko/beta) produced a C2.2/Sf flare at 26/1006 UTC and exhibited some redevelopment late in the period. Region 3405 (N10W88, Hax/alpha) produced a C1.9/1f at 26/1302 UTC with a Type-II sweep (436 km/s) and a CME directed west of the Sun-Earth line. The remaining regions were stable throughout the period. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Nominal solar wind conditions prevailed throughout the period. Solar wind speeds ranged between 350-430 km/s, total field strength values ranged between 6-8 nT, and Bz reached -6 nT. Density values increased after 26/1530 UTC and the phi angle was positive throughout the period. .Forecast... A slightly enhanced solar wind environment is expected early on 27 Aug through 29 Aug due to the influence of multiple negative polarity CH HSSs.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 10 degrees, 15' 28", at a velocity of 14.44 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.4 days old. It is 368760.26 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 03 Vir 44' 56", and is 151166451km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 10 Cap 15' 28", and is 367186km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Well, folks, here we are again. The Moon has taken up residence in Capricorn, the ever ambitious, goal-oriented goat of the zodiac. And listen, it's not just hanging around for a cosmic cup of tea. It's about 367,472.579338796km away, give or take a few kilometers (as if that distance is a quick skip and a jump). Now, remember, Capricorn is the straight-laced, suit-wearing CEO of the zodiac. But with the Moon in town, it's like the CEO has been photobombed by a lunar-based hippie, parachuting in with a tie-dye parachute, wearing a tinfoil hat. This celestial event is sort of like inviting your free-spirited, crystal-hoarding, incense-burning cousin to a board meeting. Things are about to get interesting. The Moon's influence will have you yearning for emotional stability, while Capricorn’s energy might make you feel like you’re climbing a mountain barefoot. Don't panic, though. I know it sounds like I'm describing a sci-fi movie where Spock has suddenly decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy, but this is a time of balance. You'll be asked to juggle the emotional needs of the Moon with the practical demands of Capricorn. So, put on your moon boots, prepare your best power suit, and get ready to walk that strange tightrope between the world of feelings and practical reality. Remember, in space no one can hear you scream...but they can definitely see you rocking that cosmic style!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 21 Vir 16' 55", moving backwards at 0.34 degrees per day, and is 99694529km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo: A Nerd's Guide to Astrological Precision
Warp into your geeky astronaut suits, cosmic comrades, because Mercury is doing the interstellar tango with Virgo! Now, Mercury is currently 99,766,703 kilometers away, give or take a few million. But don't let that distance fool you, Mercury's influence is as potent as a supernova explosion!
With Mercury moonwalking its way into Virgo (yes, it's in retrograde!), we're entering an era of verbal precision that would make even Spock raise an eyebrow. Get ready to channel your inner Sherlock Holmes because our minds are about to become as sharp as his deduction skills.
Virgo, the zodiac's Marie Kondo, is all about taking in information, stripping it down to its birthday suit, and discarding what doesn't spark joy. As Mercury pirouettes through Virgo, our ability to analyze information could outpace a supercomputer. If you've ever wanted to communicate your thoughts as clearly as a freshly cleaned telescope lens, now’s the time!
And productivity? Oh, we're going to be as efficient as a well-oiled android. This isn't the most disco of transits, but it's got more potential for progress than a warp drive. Instead of getting stuck in black holes of dead-end ideas or conversations that loop like a broken holodeck program, we're laser-focused on details and useful info. We're talking Starfleet-level forward movement here!
But hang onto your tricorders, because there's a glitch in this cosmic code. During this transit, we risk becoming as hyper-critical as a malfunctioning AI. Being discerning is cool – but during Mercury in Virgo, we can get so fixated on finding faults that we start throwing photon torpedoes at others, or ourselves. So remember, refine the way you speak and share your opinions with the tact of a seasoned diplomat. After all, we're boldly going where no man has gone before!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 13 Leo 25' 06", moving backwards at 0.31 degrees per day, and is 47078452km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright my celestial chums, Venus has decided to shimmy on over to Leo, and things are about to get hotter than a freshly overclocked CPU. We're talking full-on pentium processor in a 1990's desktop hot, folks.
Venus in Leo is like when your introverted friend finally gets on the karaoke stage and belts out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' - it's all about glitz, glamour, and not being afraid to make a fool of yourself. Love isn't just in the air, it's blaring through the loudspeakers and the whole cosmic neighborhood can hear it.
With Venus in Leo, we don't just want to be liked, we crave adoration. It's like being in a sci-fi movie where the aliens have come to Earth for our autographs rather than our brains. Keep in mind though, playing it too safe might leave you benched during this interstellar love-fest.
Now, I know what you're thinking – 'Doesn't this mean I'm going to get caught up in some melodrama?' Well, yes. Leo is the Broadway star of the zodiac and just like any good drama, there may be tantrums, tears, and a bit of plate-smashing. But hey, that's the price of admission for this cosmic theatre. Remember to keep the focus balanced between you and your partner though, don't let your ego pull a black hole and consume everything.
And what about money? Well, with Venus in Leo, money is like the starship fuel for your journey towards lavishness. We're talking extra guac at Chipotle level splurging. But remember, the real joy comes from sharing these extravagant experiences and gifts with those you adore. Because what's the point of having a spaceship if there's no one to share the ride with?
In essence, Venus in Leo is like a rainbow-colored rollercoaster ride. It's fun, it's wild, and it might make you a little dizzy, but it'll surely remind you that a life without some excitement would be as dull as a black and white movie about paint drying. So buckle up, stargazers! The cosmic carnival is in town.
Mars is in Virgo
Mars will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Vir 48' 48", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 370131168km away and receding.Mars Is In Virgo
Well, well, well, my celestial sidekicks! Gather 'round the telescope because Mars, our cosmic action hero, has wandered into the meticulous realm of Virgo. Imagine Han Solo piloting the Millennium Falcon through the aisles of a library... exciting, right? Mars in Virgo is like having your very own personal trainer and life coach, fused with an obsessive-compulsive accountant. It's all about "doing" and doing it efficiently, like a well-oiled space probe exploring the Red Planet. This is the time to cut unnecessary fluff from your daily routines so you can boldly go where no man or woman has gone before... to the peak of productivity! Now, Virgo has a bit of a reputation for being the health nut of the Zodiac, ruling over the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself enrolling in a quantum physics course or trying out that new kale-quinoa-tofu smoothie recipe you stumbled upon. Remember, just because it tastes like Martian soil doesn't mean it's not good for you! But beware, my interstellar comrades, there's a dark side to this cosmic combo. Virgo's perfectionism mixed with Mars' fiery energy could turn you into a hypercritical Hulk, ready to smash any inefficiency in sight. Try not to let your need for control and precision turn into a Star Wars saga in your daily life. It's essential to practice the ancient art of patience and remember that not everyone operates at warp speed. Instead of going Darth Vader on your colleagues or loved ones, use this energy to tackle tasks that require an eye for detail. Whether it's balancing your budget, planning a space-themed birthday party, or learning Klingon, there's no better time to take care of personal business than during Mars in Virgo. So strap in, space cadets. It’s time to get things done, and remember: "May the Force of Mars in Virgo be with you."Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 28' 02", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 681300501km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus
Alright, stargazers, buckle up your asteroid belts because Jupiter is hanging out in Taurus, and this cosmic combo is about to shake things up. Now, Jupiter is your friendly neighborhood planet of wisdom - the celestial professor if you will, and Taurus is the zodiac’s most stubborn sign. When these two get together, it's like a cosmic Zen retreat, reminding us that enlightenment is not a mysterious thing outside us but lurking within all along, camouflaged by Netflix binges, food delivery apps, and those pesky work emails.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like we've been given the green light from the universe to make real strides towards our dreams. It's a heavenly high-five to start making those to-do lists, and not just for grocery shopping, but for those big, audacious goals. Thanks to Jupiter’s 'go big or go home' ethos and Taurus’ 'slow and steady wins the race' vibe, we're encouraged to trust the process and aim for success that's as real and tangible as the last slice of pizza.
Now, bear in mind, life could be like striking gold when Jupiter is in Taurus. Jupiter is kind of like that rich uncle we all wish we had, ruling over good luck and fortune, while Taurus is essentially the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, all about wealth and money. So, if you're seeing dollar signs, don't worry, it's not an optical illusion - it's just this cosmic energy at work. It’s definitely a good time to take a peek at your bank account and plan how you’d like to see it grow. Maybe even start thinking about what sort of yacht you'll buy when you hit it big.
However, keep in mind, Taurus does have a penchant for indulgence - it's the zodiac's equivalent of a chocoholic in a candy store. And when expansive Jupiter joins the party, we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. Do you need that 75-inch TV or do you just want it? As we navigate this transit, it’s our cosmic duty to keep our impulses in check. Remember, patience is a virtue, especially when you're debating between the jet ski and the submarine...
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 50' 29", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1310928748km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, my cosmic comrades, hold onto your horoscopes because Saturn's hitched a ride to Pisces-ville and it's been popping popcorn to watch your dreams on the big screen! Now, don't start sweating bullets. This isn't some cosmic audit (cue dramatic music). Instead, think of Saturn as your interstellar life coach, gently nudging you to take those daydreams seriously. Ever dreamt about writing a New York Times Bestseller while wearing your favorite Star Wars pajamas? Or maybe opening that quirky cat café where every latte comes with a free kitten cuddle? Well, now's the time to move those dreams from the realm of "Yeah, right" to "Yeah, why not?" But let's be real - Saturn in Pisces isn't going to be a frolic through a field of daisies. It's more like a deep-sea dive into the ocean of your aspirations. It might get a bit uncomfortable when Saturn starts poking around your cherished dreams with its giant ring-laden fingers, but remember - this cosmic nosiness is just here to help you tidy up your mental room. Feeling a little anxious? Can't sleep? Well, who can blame you with Saturn peeping into your dreams like an over-eager astronomer with a shiny new telescope! But fear not, my star-crossed friends. This is the perfect time for a little zen. Meditate, walk barefoot in the grass, take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!), or simply relax and let your mind float in the cosmic soup. So, grab your space suit and get ready for a celestial coaching session that could change your life! Saturn in Pisces is here to make your dreams a reality. Now, how's that for a universal upgrade?Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 23 Tau 04' 26", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 2905346560km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Galactic Shake-up, Vader Style
So, you think you're as sturdy as a Tauntaun on Hoth, huh? Well, brace yourself for a cosmic shake-up, my friend! Uranus - yes, the planet named after that awkward joke you probably made in sixth-grade science class - is currently cozying up to Taurus. Now, Taurus likes things as steady as a stormtrooper's aim (which isn't saying much, but you get the point), but Uranus? It's about as unpredictable as a lightsaber duel with Darth Maul.
Taurus might prefer a slow space cruise in the Millennium Falcon, sticking to the status quo like Chewbacca to his bowcaster. But let's be real, the old ways aren't always the best ways. Remember when we thought Ewoks were harmless? Yeah, huge mistake. Even if we fight against the changes Uranus in Taurus brings, we've got no choice but to buckle up and enjoy the hyperdrive. Most likely, we'll find that these changes have navigated us to a galaxy far, far better.
Now, Taurus knows its way around money better than Lando Calrissian knows his way around Cloud City. With Uranus playing the financial Jawa, expect some revolutionary ways of handling your Galactic Credits. Brand-new forms of currency may pop up. Banks might see more changes than Anakin Skywalker's morality and the housing and stock markets could be in for a seismic shift worthy of the Death Star's superlaser.
On a personal level, this cosmic alignment is like Yoda urging you to break free from the dark side of financial burdens: debt, taxes, sky-high interest rates, rent, and mortgages. You might feel as trapped by your material possessions as Han Solo in carbonite. During this cosmic event, channel your inner Jedi and be open to change our relationship with money and materialism. Much like the Force, Uranus is here to liberate us. Digging in our heels won't stop these changes from happening any more than Luke Skywalker could stop kissing his sister (ew!). Embrace the changes and you might find yourself in a state of financial stability and freedom that lasts longer than the Empire.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 53' 27", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4334635166km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, my cosmic voyagers! If you've got your quantum binoculars handy, you'll note that Neptune is currently doing the backstroke through the Piscean seas. Now, just to put that in perspective, Neptune's about 4.3 billion kilometers away. That's like taking a road trip to Pluto, realizing you've left your favorite tie-dye t-shirt at home, and having to turn around halfway there. Now, Neptune being in retrograde in Pisces is kind of like that hipster barista at your local coffee shop suddenly deciding to serve only decaf. It might feel a little confusing, maybe even a bit frustrating (where's my caffeine, dude?), but it's also an opportunity for some serious self-reflection. See, Neptune in Pisces is all about lifting the veil on our own inconsistencies. It’s like when you’re trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while riding a unicycle – suddenly, you realize that arguing about whether Star Trek or Star Wars is better, is rather pointless. The true treasure lies in embracing both, along with Doctor Who and Stargate SG-1. This celestial dance is encouraging us to dig deep into our Dungeons & Dragons utility belt and pull out the unique skills we have to offer the world. Maybe you're the next Picasso of pixel art, or perhaps you've got the ability to explain quantum physics using only sock puppets. Whatever your gift, now's the time to share it. And if you're feeling a spiritual itch, this is the perfect moment to scratch it. Maybe you’ve always wanted to construct an altar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster in your living room, or perhaps you’ve been considering taking up Jediism. Go for it! Neptune in Pisces is your celestial cheerleader, reminding you that no matter how far out your ideas might seem, there's a place for them in our wonderfully weird universe. So, dive into these Neptunian waters, my friends. Just remember to use a snorkel. We wouldn't want any cosmic water up your nose now, would we?Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 20' 01", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5087805620km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, star gazers, grab your telescopes and calculators because today we're diving into the astronomical conundrum that's causing even the most laid-back Libra to sweat: Pluto in Capricorn. Now, before you start panicking, let me soothe your cosmic concerns with some scientific facts. Pluto is a whopping 5,087,770,182.516016006km away. It's so far away, even your mother-in-law's judgement can't reach it.
So, what does it mean when this distant dwarf planet decides to vacation in the sign of the Sea-Goat? Well, picture Pluto and Capricorn as two overachieving employees, working overtime on a Saturday night while everybody else is out partying. They're all about success, power, and getting things done - no matter how many coffee cups they need to down or how many doughnuts they need to sacrifice.
Beware though, my celestial comrades! This dynamic duo may cause you to develop a selective hearing problem. You might find other people's ideas as appealing as a vegan at a barbecue. But remember, not everyone thinks that your idea to create a rocket-powered skateboard is the next big thing.
Pluto, our distant and icy friend, wants you to ditch those bad habits like they're a flat Earth theory. But this isn't just a spring cleaning spree. Oh no. This is about constructive destruction. Think of it as tidying up your life Marie Kondo style, but instead of thanking your old socks, you're saying sayonara to self-doubt and negativity.
So, strap on your safety goggles, star children. It's time to embrace the cosmic chaos and start creating a universe that's truly out of this world!
Current Planetary Aspects