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29 August, 2023
Solar activity was low, with only a few low-level C-class flares and five designated sunspot groups present on the visible solar disk. Region 3413 (N10W25, Dki/beta-gamma) underwent slight decay in its trailer section, but had some growth in leader coverage and it developed a weak mixed polarity. Region 3415 (S09W07, Dko/beta-delta) underwent some decay, but redeveloped a delta configuration. New NOAA/SWPC Region 3417 (S08E75, Dso/beta) was assigned to a newly rotated into view spot group, although the region was too foreshortened for a more accurate analysis, but, it was the source of a few, weak C-class flares. Remaining regions were little changed. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed during the period.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a mildly disturbed IMF and a return to a slow regime. Total IMF strength varied primarily from 4-8 nT, while the Bz component underwent mainly minor southward variations much of the period. Solar wind speed declined from near 350 km/s to ~325 km/s. The phi angle was mostly in a positive sector until about 28/1800 UTC, when it shifted into a negative sector.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 09 degrees, 55' 14", at a velocity of 15.15 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.6 days old. It is 363965.19 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 05 Vir 40' 46", and is 151097997km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon is at 09 Aqu 55' 14", and is 359067km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Aquarius
Well, well, well, the Moon has decided to shimmy into Aquarius today. Now, for those of you who might not be as sciency as yours truly, let's break this down. Aquarius is an air sign - but don't get too excited, it doesn't mean we're all going to sprout wings or start floating around. Would be cool though, wouldn't it? Aquarius is known for its love of freedom, innovation, and technology. So, the Moon's position means you might feel a sudden urge to invent the next big thing. Maybe a toaster that also makes coffee or a device that teleports you to work so you can hit snooze one more time. And if you do, remember to cut me in on the patent rights, okay? Now, remember that the Moon is currently 359213.395231130km away. I mean, that's pretty far, right? But in astronomical terms, it's as close as the popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth after a movie night. So, don't panic if you feel a bit of a pull, it's just the Moon doing its thing. And hey, being an Aquarius Moon, chances are you might feel a tiny bit rebellious. Like, "Why should I eat my veggies?" or "Who said socks and sandals don't go together?" Well, I'll tell you who - the fashion police. But today, you might just give them the boot and wear whatever floats your boat. And if anyone asks, just tell them your astrologer said it’s the Moon’s fault. So, keep your thinking cap on, let your creativity flow and remember, if anyone tries to put you in a box today, remind them that boxes are for cats and leftover pizza. Not for free-spirited, innovative souls like you. Just remember to keep it real, folks. The stars may guide us but it's up to us to do the walking...or teleporting, if anyone gets that invention up and running.Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 20 Vir 24' 41", moving backwards at 0.53 degrees per day, and is 97166480km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Well, well, well, space fans! Mercury is in Virgo and it's running backwards faster than a nerd fleeing a dodgeball game. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does this mean for me?" Well, let me tell you! First off, your brain is about to become sharper than a Vulcan's ears. You'll find yourself cutting through the clutter of life's nonsense like a lightsaber through butter. No more sugar-coating, my friends. It's time to get straight to the point, just like a good Spockian logical deduction. And speaking of deductions, Virgo has a knack for stripping out everything that's not necessary. So while Mercury is high-tailing it through Virgo, your ability to analyze data will be rivaling that of a supercomputer. You'll be communicating your thoughts as clearly as Yoda instructs his Padawans (minus the reversed syntax, of course). Now, let's talk productivity, folks. Mercury in Virgo might not be a party full of Ewoks, but it's prime time to make some serious headway. Forget about being stuck in a dead-end conversation loop like C-3PO and R2-D2. Focus on the details, gather useful information, and prepare for a warp-speed move forward. But a word of caution: don't turn into a hyper-critical Darth Vader during this transit. Being discerning is one thing, but remember, even the Death Star had a flaw. We all do. Don't let your newfound analytical prowess turn you into a fault-finding machine. Convey your opinions with tact and diplomacy - think Princess Leia, not Jabba the Hutt. So, brace yourself, space travelers. Mercury in Virgo is here and it's going to be a wild ride. Set your phasers to stun and prepare for a cosmic journey like no other!Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 52' 31", moving backwards at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 48231756km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Hello, interstellar travelers! Grab your telescopes and put on your starry-eyed glasses because our lovely Venus has packed her cosmic bags and decided to vacation in the royal lands of Leo! Now, when Venus flutters her celestial eyelashes at the fiery Leo, sparks are bound to fly. And, dear stargazers, they're not just tiny sparks, they're full-blown solar flares of love! During this interstellar tango, you may feel an urge to belt out your love ballads from the rooftops or tattoo your sweetheart's name in binary code on your forearm. That's right, we don't just want to be liked under this cosmic configuration, we want to be adored! We're talking big, bold, Broadway-level grand gestures of affection. If you've been playing it safe, my dear earthlings, this is your cosmic cue to step up your game. But remember, fellow galactic citizens, with great power comes great... drama. Yes, you heard it right! Leo's fiery energy can sometimes cause a supernova of emotions. If you start feeling like the center of your universe isn't getting the attention it deserves, take a moment and remember, there's no "i" in "we," but there sure is an "us" in "Venus". Now, let's talk about the moolah! With Venus in Leo, those cryptocoins burning a hole in your digital wallet are meant to be spent. But before you splurge on a rocket to Mars, remember that glitz and glamour aren't just about dressing yourself up. Leo's generous streak might find you happier buying over-the-top gifts for others. Maybe a constellation named after your loved one? Venus in Leo is essentially a cosmic carnival, a time to re-energize your relationships and add a dash of fun to the mix. Because, my friends, a life without a little excitement is like a black hole - dense and uneventful. So, strap on your jetpacks, aim for the stars, and embrace the cosmic chaos because it's going to be one heck of a galactic ride!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 01 Lib 05' 43", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 370993637km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Astro-Alert: Mars in Libra - The Celestial Dance of Peace, Love and Procrastination
Hey there, stargazers! It's your friendly neighborhood astrologer back with some out-of-this-world advice! Mars, that fiery ball of cosmic energy, has done a samba right into the star sign Libra. Now, if you're wondering what this means for you, worry not! I'm here to decode the celestial chatter. Buckle up, we're going on a cosmic adventure!
Mars in Libra is like watching an action hero decide to take a course in conflict resolution. Suddenly, our warrior planet is all about balance, peace, and playing nicely with others. Instead of charging ahead with its usual gusto, Mars is now tiptoeing around, making sure not to step on any toes. Picture a muscular gladiator attempting ballet. Hilarious, isn't it?
During this phase, you might find yourself unusually interested in your relationships. It's like Mars has swapped its battle armor for a pair of heart-shaped glasses. So, don't be surprised if you catch yourself evaluating your relationships, or even acting as the peacemaker in disputes. Who knew that the planet of war could inspire such peace and harmony?
However, while everyone is busy singing "Kumbaya" and making daisy chains, it's easy to ignore the elephant in the room. With Mars cosplaying as a peace-loving hippie, there's a risk of brushing bigger issues under a cosmic carpet. But remember folks, denial is not just a river on Earth! Instead of pretending everything's peachy, use this time to address difficult topics with grace and kindness. Just because Mars is wearing tie-dye doesn't mean it can't still pack a punch.
On the flip side, Mars in Libra might make you feel like a deer caught in the headlights of an intergalactic spaceship - indecisive and procrastinating. You see, Mars is itching to spring into action, but Libra, being Libra, wants to weigh all options before making a move. It's like trying to decide which Star Wars movie to watch first. It's tough, I know.
In the end, remember this cosmic conundrum is all about love, fairness, and intention. So, go forth and spread the love, my celestial friends. And remember, even in the cosmos, patience
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 30' 56", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 677007375km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, star gazers, grab your space snacks and buckle up! Jupiter has moved into Taurus, which means we're in for a wild cosmic ride. Now, don't panic. It's not the sort of wild ride that requires airbags or safety helmets. It's more like a rollercoaster of personal growth, but without the nausea and vertigo.
First things first, let's talk about our big buddy Jupiter, the jovial giant known for its wisdom and deep thinking. It's sort of like the philosopher of our solar system, always encouraging us to ponder life's mysteries. And now it's visiting Taurus, the zodiac’s most... well, let's just say Taurus is the kind of guy who would rather binge watch a Netflix series than run a marathon.
So, what happens when these two cosmic entities collide? It's like having a personal spiritual guru who also happens to be a life coach. They remind us that we don't need to climb Mount Everest or meditate in a cave to find enlightenment. It's right there inside us, probably hiding behind all those funny cat videos we keep watching.
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to harness this energy to make some real progress towards our dreams. I'm talking about creating to-do lists that actually get done, not just sit around collecting dust. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day - it took at least a week or two.
Did someone say money? Yeah, you heard it right. Jupiter in Taurus is like having a good luck charm in your pocket. Taurus loves the finer things in life (who doesn't?), and Jupiter is known for its generosity. So don't be surprised if you find a few extra coins in your piggy bank. But remember, just because Jupiter is in Taurus doesn't mean you can go on a shopping spree at the galaxy store. Keep a check on those impulses!
So, in a nutshell, this cosmic journey is all about finding inner wisdom, making progress towards our dreams, and possibly stumbling upon some good fortune along the way. It's about time we had some fun with the universe, don't you think?
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 41' 25", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1310998057km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, star-gazers and fellow cosmic adventurers! We've got a celestial event that's as exciting as a new Star Wars trailer and as nerve-wracking as solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded - Saturn is in Pisces! Saturn, our dear overbearing cosmic Uncle, has decided to crash on Pisces' dreamy waterbed. Now, this might sound like the beginning of a weird sci-fi novel, but it's actually quite a beautiful, if somewhat challenging, cosmic dance. It's kind of like having Albert Einstein proofread your fantasy novel – a little uncomfortable, but ultimately really helpful. Imagine Saturn, with its iconic rings and stern demeanor, nestled in the soft, mystical clouds of Pisces. This combination of the planet of discipline in the sign of dreams can be quite an intense experience. It's like trying to organize your cloud storage while astral projecting. Don't panic though! This is not some cosmic audit where Saturn is going to nitpick at every little detail of your dreams, like a persnickety professor grading your thesis. Rather, think of it as a friendly intervention from your favorite sitcom character with a whiteboard and a plan. Yes, Saturn in Pisces might feel like a surprise visit from your parents when you've just started a Lord of the Rings marathon - slightly intrusive, yes, but also potentially useful. It's time to let Saturn in, offer him a cup of herbal tea, and listen to his advice on how to make those daydreams a reality. Now, with all this dreamy Piscean energy being stirred up, you might find yourself with sleep patterns that resemble a Wi-Fi connection during a thunderstorm - a bit erratic. So, it's time to channel your inner Zen master. Meditate, take long walks in nature, practice your deep breathing, or have a midday siesta (just remember to keep that dream journal handy!). Remember, Saturn might be the strict professor, but Pisces is the ultimate dreamer. Together, they're here to help turn your dreams into reality. It's like getting the superpower of precognition, but instead of seeing the future, you're designing it. So, buckle up cosmic voyagers, it's time for the ride of a lifetime!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 31", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2900384896km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus In Taurus: The Boba Fett Edition
Hello, my celestial space cowboys and cowgirls! Buckle up your asteroid belts because we've got a wild ride ahead. Our unconventional planet buddy, Uranus, has decided to crash the Taurus party. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Taurus is as changeable as a droid's battery life...which is to say, not at all!" Well, you're right! But here's the kicker, Uranus is about as predictable as the Sarlacc Pit’s diet. With Uranus deciding to play house in Taurus, we’re going to witness a cosmic rodeo of intergalactic proportions!
Now, we all know Taurus has a thing for galactic credits aka money. They love it, they want it, and they certainly don't want anyone messing with it. But alas, Uranus doesn't care. Much like a rogue Jedi, Uranus is going to shake things up. Over the next seven years, expect some revolutionary ideas about money to pop up. Who knows, we might even start trading in interstellar Star Wars figurines instead of dollars. And if you think your local bank is a fortress, just wait till Uranus gets done with it. There could be more changes there than in the director's cut of a Star Wars movie.
On a personal level, this cosmic tango can make us feel like we're stuck in carbonite, especially when it comes to finances. Debts, taxes, credit card interests – they might all seem like an army of stormtroopers coming at us. But remember, Uranus is here to free us from the Death Star of materialism. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and possessions. After all, you can't take it with you on the Millennium Falcon. Resistance? Futile. Just as trying to argue with Yoda. These changes are inevitable, just like the rise and fall of the Galactic Empire. But buckle up, because the changes Uranus brings could lead us to a galaxy of stability that lasts longer than the Star Wars franchise itself!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 50' 27", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4332784791km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces - A Nerdy, Comedic Spin
Alright, cosmic comrades, let's take a ride on the astral waves! Neptune is currently chillin' in Pisces and it's more than a casual pool party. We're talking about 4.3 billion km of cosmic charisma here, folks. Oh, and did I mention Neptune decided to go retrograde? It's like the universe's version of moonwalking. So, buckle yourselves in, we're about to dive deep into the cosmic soup!
Neptune in Pisces is like Gandalf meeting Mr. Spock in a dream. It's all about blending emotions, spirit, and a touch of that woo-woo stuff (you know what I'm talking about). The fog lifts, and bam! You suddenly understand why you can't find matching socks. It's not your laundry's fault, it's the universe teaching you about letting go of petty stuff. You see, with Neptune in Pisces, unity sparkles brighter than a unicorn's rainbow trail.
This planetary pirouette is a call to arms, or should I say hearts? What unique emoji of contribution can you text to the universe? Every idea, dream, or even that weird thing you do with your tongue could become your superpower. Let's take this time to explore our emotional intelligence - or in layman's terms, how not to cry when onions are being chopped nearby.
Feeling a spiritual itch? Scratch it! Sign up for that yoga class you keep pretending doesn't exist on your to-do list. Build a shrine to your favorite sci-fi character at home, or simply connect with something sacred - like your Wi-Fi. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is all about sharing these ethereal epiphanies with the world, and trust me, the universe is a better listener than your cat.
Remember, while Neptune is doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse, it's there to support us, like a celestial cheerleader. So, let's embrace this quirky cosmic dance, folks! After all, we're just stardust learning how to samba.
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 17' 51", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5091066189km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Ah, my space-faring friends! It's a wondrous time in the cosmos as our mischievous little dwarf planet Pluto finds itself in the arms of stern Capricorn. A powerful pairing, indeed! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Who moved my cheese... er, planet?" But fear not! This isn't some galactic game of musical chairs. No, it's more akin to a cosmic tango, with Pluto and Capricorn dancing an intricate paso doble across the universe. Capricorn, that old goat, is a notorious taskmaster, always striving for success. And Pluto? Well, let's just say if Pluto were a Starfleet officer, it would definitely be the one to "boldly go." Together, they form a celestial power couple, laser-focused and ruthlessly efficient. But before you start drafting your plans for interstellar domination, remember this: with great power, comes great responsibility. And no, I don't mean the kind Spider-man deals with. Our duo has a tendency to bulldoze anything that doesn't fit their vision. So, while they're busy rearranging the furniture of reality, watch out that you don't become intolerant of ideas that differ from your own. As Pluto retrogrades through Capricorn, it's like watching a reverse demolition—instead of knocking things down, we're building up. It's a time to shed those pesky negative patterns, like a snake shedding its skin or a Klingon shedding his honor (just kidding, Worf!). But remember, destruction can be a creative force, too. Just ask any Ferengi in the middle of a profitable business deal. So, grab your phasers and set them to fun! It's time to boldly grow in ways you've never grown before. And remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's with laughter!Current Planetary Aspects