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Solar activity was low. Region 3413 (N09W36, Dao/beta) displayed some reorganization in its peripheral spots, but had little overall growth. This region, along with a yet-to-be-numbered region just rotating onto the NE limb, was responsible for the majority of the C-class flares throughout the period. Region 3415 (S10W19, Dao/beta-gamma) showed little change and was mostly stable throughout the day. Region 3417 (S07E61, Cao/beta) didnt appear to exhibit much growth, and only managed to produce a few B-level enhancements. The remaining regions saw little change and were mostly inactive. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available satellite imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters reflected a near-background solar wind regime. Total IMF strength averaged near 5 nT, the Bz component underwent mainly minor southward variations, with a maximum deflection to -7 nT. Solar wind speed remained near 350 km/s, and the phi angle was mostly in a negative sector.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 25 degrees, 09' 11", at a velocity of 15.29 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 13.8 days old. It is 363298.16 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 06 Vir 38' 43", and is 151063405km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Aqu 09' 11", and is 357344km away and receding.Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 19 Vir 49' 51", moving backwards at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 96133397km away and approaching.
Alright cosmic cadets, grab your pocket protectors and slide rules because Mercury has clocked into Virgo at a whopping distance of 96182318.908150181km away (yes, I counted each kilometer). And guess what? It's going retrograde, baby! Time to get your scientific calculators out for this one.
Now, Mercury’s move into Virgo is akin to that 'aha' moment you get when you finally solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. Our minds are as sharp as a Spock's Vulcan salute and our speech is as precise as a perfectly executed moon landing. No time for small talk or fluffy chit-chat, we're cutting straight to the quantum physics of the matter.
Virgo, the cosmic librarian, is all about taking in galaxies worth of data and sifting out the space junk. While Mercury orbits in Virgo, we'll all suddenly find ourselves with analytical abilities rivaling that of Sherlock Holmes, helping us communicate our thoughts like we're all Sagan's prodigies.
The productivity during this cosmic event could rival that of a caffeinated coder on a Red Bull binge. Sure, it's not as fun as a Star Trek marathon, but the chance to make some real progress is astronomical! This isn't the time for endless debates on whether Han shot first or dwelling on dead-end ideas, instead we're zooming into hyperdrive towards details and useful information.
But, dear stargazers, beware of becoming as critical as HAL 9000 during this transit. While discernment is as valuable as a mint condition comic book, the risk of nitpicking every single flaw like an overzealous spell-checker is high. Remember, no one likes a know-it-all, even if you do know the exact distance between Earth and Mercury. So, let's refine our cosmic communication and keep our criticisms as tactful as a well-placed Star Wars reference. Mercury in Virgo, let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 39' 46", moving backwards at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 48854903km away and receding.
Alright, stargazers, hold on to your telescopes! Venus, that celestial embodiment of love and beauty, has sashayed her way into Leo, the zodiac's resident drama queen. Imagine a cosmic diva on a space stage, belting out love ballads that resonate through the cosmos. Yes, it's that dramatic!
Now, let's be clear, when Venus parks her starlit self in Leo, we're not just talking about love - we're talking about LOVE. Not the whisper-it-softly kind, oh no. We're in the realm of skywriting, serenading under windows, and possibly even some theatrical smoke effects. Love isn't just in the air; it's setting off fireworks.
But beware, my celestial cherubs: this isn't just about finding someone who makes your heart go pitter-patter. This is about being worshipped. You want love sonnets written in your honor, roses thrown at your feet... perhaps even a statue or two erected in your likeness. But remember, it's a two-player game! If you don’t reciprocate the adoration, you might find yourself playing a solo.
And speaking of drama, let's not forget that Leo has a flair for the theatrical. There may be tantrums, passionate speeches, and maybe even a melodramatic exit or two. The key here is to remember that love isn't a spectator sport. Be ready to jump in and play your part, or risk being upstaged.
Now, as Venus struts her stuff in Leo, the cosmic cash registers are ringing. This isn't just about spending money; it's about making a statement. So, go ahead, splurge a little. Treat yourself to that silk scarf, or that limited-edition comic book. Just remember, generosity is the name of the game. A Leo loves nothing more than spoiling their loved ones, so make sure to spread the wealth.
In short, my friends, Venus in Leo is a time to express love in the loudest, proudest, most ostentatious way possible. It's a time to step into the spotlight, take a bow, and remind everyone that love, like life, should never be boring. Now go forth
Mars
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 01 Lib 44' 15", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 371411932km away and receding.
With Mars nesting in Libra, dear star child, a cosmic game of seesaw we play. Relationships, they become our focus, much like how a Jedi knight yearns for balance in the Force. Aha! Mars, the fiery planet of ambition, meets Libra, the diplomat of the cosmos, creating an interesting space jam, it does!
While Mars sits in Libra's elegant living room, we are more like Ewoks at a tea party than Wookies in a war. Less likely to pick intergalactic battles, we are. More inclined towards friendly debates over which Star Trek series is the best. But beware, my young Padawan! With this pacifist energy buzzing like a lightsaber, ignoring the Death Star-sized problems becomes easier.
Playing pretend that everything is as harmonious as a Mandalorian and his pet Grogu while Mars is in Libra, we might. The truth is, it may not be. Stifling our feelings like a malfunctioning R2-D2 won't save the galaxy. Instead, harness this cosmic stage for diplomacy we must. Like Yoda negotiating a peace treaty between the Sith and the Jedi, tackle thorny issues with grace and love we can.
Remember, young Skywalker, Libra is the sign of justice, just like Obi-Wan Kenobi was a beacon of righteousness in a galaxy far, far away. As Mars moonwalks through this fair sign, it’s time to fight for what's right and balanced, even if it means facing Darth Vader himself.
Alas, during this cosmic transit, indecision or procrastination may cling to us like a Bantha to its herd. Mars wants to boldly go where no man has gone before, whereas Libra prefers to take its time, like Spock pondering over a game of 3D chess. Fear not! In the end, if we act with love, intention, and fairness, we are making the right moves under Mars in Libra, we are.
In the wise words of Master Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no try." So, embrace the cosmic dance of Mars in Libra, and may the Force be with you!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 32' 06", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 674880529km away and approaching.
Get ready to buckle up, star gazers! Jupiter, our solar system's resident big shot, decided to take a vacation in the tranquil pastures of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Whoa, isn't that like pairing Stephen Hawking with a Furby?" Well, you're not wrong! But hear me out.
Jupiter is all about wisdom and deep thoughts à la Socrates, while Taurus has more of a "chill on the couch with Netflix" vibe. Put 'em together and it's like a cosmic reminder that we've got all the answers inside us; we just need to pause The Office long enough to find them. Spirituality isn't a distant star we need to reach, it's more like the lost remote control under our cushions.
With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like the universe is giving us a cosmic nudge (or a shove for the stubborn ones) towards achieving our dreams. It's time to dust off those old to-do lists, sharpen your pencils, and start checking off items like a determined beaver building a dam. Jupiter provides the growth spurt and Taurus brings the patience. Together, they're like the ultimate motivational power couple.
Now, brace yourself for the jackpot! Jupiter is also the planet of good luck and fortune, and Taurus has a thing for wealth and money. It's like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat, but on a cosmic scale. So, it's time to peek at your bank account and scout for growth opportunities. But remember, folks, no reckless spending on Star Trek memorabilia!
Taurus, being the pleasure-seeking sign it is, might tempt you into treating yourself a little too much when Jupiter comes calling. We all love a good pizza party, but remember to keep a check on those impulses, or you might end up with a planetary-size food coma. It's all about balance in this cosmic dance, my friends. Now, go forth and conquer... or at least, don't binge-watch the entire season in one go.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 36' 52", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311100095km away and receding.
All right folks, get ready to dive into the murky waters of your subconscious because Saturn is moonwalking his way into Pisces' territory! Now, I know what you're thinking. "What's this grumpy cosmic dad doing messing around with my dreams?" Well, let me tell you, when Saturn puts on his scuba gear and dives into Pisces, it's less of a nightmare and more like a cosmic intervention.
Imagine if you will, Saturn pulling up in a galactic minivan, armed with a clipboard and a fanny pack full of self-help books, ready to organize your wildest dreams. You might be tempted to hang a "Keep Out" sign on your subconscious, but trust me, Saturn won't be deterred. This planet has a reputation for tough love, but he's like that nerdy friend who helps you lay out a strategy for your World of Warcraft campaign. He's actually got your back!
So, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, grab your dream journal, and prepare to dive deep. Saturn in Pisces isn't just about dissecting your dreams, it's about turning them into reality. Sure, it might feel like a cosmic audit at times, but remember, audits can lead to refunds, and who doesn't like a little extra cosmic cash in their pocket?
Now, all this introspection might make you feel like you've had one too many cups of celestial espresso. But don't fret, my star-crossed friends. Just like a good Netflix binge, sometimes you just need to switch off and let your mind wander. Take a walk under the stars, meditate with your favorite crystals, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned nap. Just make sure to keep that dream journal handy because Saturn in Pisces is serving up some serious cosmic wisdom!
Remember folks, Saturn may be billions of kilometers away, but his influence is as close as your next daydream. So, stay open, stay positive, and let's turn those dreams into reality!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 29", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2897917911km away and approaching.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 48' 56", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4331921089km away and approaching.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 16' 48", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5092748583km away and receding.
Alright folks, time to buckle up because Pluto, our tiny celestial buddy who's been demoted more times than a Starfleet redshirt, is in Capricorn. Now, let's get this straight. When we say "in Capricorn," we don't mean it's lounging around in a goat's paddock. Nope, it's just hanging out in the Capricorn section of the cosmic neighborhood, about 5,092,710,842.81 km away. Give or take a couple hundred kilometers. I mean, who's counting right?
Now, Pluto and Capricorn are a bit like that power-couple in high school. You know the type. Matching varsity jackets, always aiming for the top. They're all about success and focus. But in their quest for perfection, they can sometimes forget that other people have ideas too. So, during this transit, beware of turning into that person at a party who only talks about themselves. Nobody likes that person, trust me.
Pluto's got a knack for showing us the stuff in our lives that's about as useful as a chocolate teapot and says, "Hey, maybe we don't need this junk anymore." It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, asking if these patterns spark joy or not. If they don't, it may be time for a little spring cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean destruction—constructive destruction, mind you. So, grab your cosmic bin bags and start decluttering. Just remember, we're aiming for a tidy spiritual house, not an episode of 'Supernatural'.
So, as Pluto does its retrograde rumba in Capricorn, let's take a leaf out of Spock's book and remember, "Change is the essential process of all existence." Just make sure you're changing for the best, not just for the sake of it. And most importantly, keep your sense of humor. After all, we're spinning on a rock in space—it doesn't get much funnier than that.
The Sun
Venus