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31 August, 2023
Solar activity remained low, with mostly B-level enhancements and a couple of isolated C-class flares. Region 3413 (N09W48, Dao/beta) again had some redistribution in its peripheral spots, losing the spots ahead of the main spot, but gaining a several near the southern periphery. This AR was responsible for a C3 flare at 30/2334 UTC, which was the largest of the period. Region 3415 (S09W31, Dao/beta) exhibited decay in most of its intermediate and trailer spots. Region 3417 (S05E46, Dao/beta) developed a weak trailer spot early in the period, but remained mostly inactive. Region 3418 (N22E63, Hsx/alpha) was numbered this period but was unremarkable. The remaining regions were quiescent. A disappearing filament centered near S18W24 was observed beginning at 30/2015 UTC. Some dimming can be seen in the vicinity of this area in GOES-16 SUVI 195 Angstroms, but we currently await updated coronagraph imagery to verify any ejecta. No other potentially Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters continued at background levels. Total field strength averaged near 6 nT, Bz varied between +/-6 nT, solar wind speed averaged just over 300 km/s, and the phi angle mostly negative.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Pisces, at 10 degrees, 26' 01", at a velocity of 15.24 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15 days old. It is 363879.4 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 07 Vir 36' 41", and is 151028616km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 10 Pis 26' 01", and is 357534km away and receding.
Moon Is In Pisces
Hey star gazers, pull up your telescopes and strap on your moon boots because the Moon is chilling out in Pisces today, and let me tell you, it's farther away than the last slice of pizza at a gamer's convention, precisely 357,473.160521470km away! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But oh wise and nerdy astrologer, with a style that reminds us of Rick Deckard from Blade Runner, what does this mean for us?" Well, dear constellation connoisseur, I'm glad you asked! Pisces, our favorite fishy duo, is all about intuition and emotions. Imagine them as the emo kids of the zodiac, sensitive but super creative. With the Moon, the cosmic equivalent of a mood ring, hanging out there, things are about to get interesting. You might find yourself daydreaming more than usual, lost in the world of Final Fantasy or Dungeons & Dragons. Don't fight it; embrace it. Today, let your imagination become your reality, just like those VR headsets we all secretly crave. And remember, it's totally okay to feel the feels. If you're moved to tears by the beauty of a perfectly executed algorithm or a particularly poignant equation, let it out. The universe understands. Just remember, fellow space cadets, this is a temporary state. The Moon will soon move on to another sign, and your emotional high tide will recede. Until then, channel your inner hippie, dance to the rhythm of your heart, and make sure to take plenty of breaks for stargazing...or Star Trek binging, whichever floats your space shuttle. And remember, no matter how far away the Moon may seem, it's still closer than Proxima Centauri. So, chin up, keep reaching for the stars, and maybe, just maybe, you'll catch a falling one. Or at least, figure out where your socks disappear to in the laundry. Either way, it's a win.Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 19 Vir 09' 32", moving backwards at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 95277616km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Greetings, fellow celestial travelers! Let's talk about the cosmic equivalent of a Swiss Army knife - Mercury in Virgo. This planetary alignment is a bit like inviting a hyper-organized librarian to a chaotic book club meeting - things are about to get very, very precise! Now, Mercury is in retrograde, which doesn't mean it's suddenly decided to moonwalk across the solar system, but rather, it appears to be moving backward from our earthly perspective. Yep, just like you after three cups of coffee, Mercury is seemingly going in reverse, but no need for alarm, it's just an optical illusion! Mercury being in Virgo while in retrograde means it's time to sharpen your mental pencils and get down to some serious intellectual business. It's like turning your brain into a high-speed, data-processing, fact-checking machine. It's the perfect time to tackle that Sudoku puzzle you've been avoiding, or finally get started on your thesis on the migratory patterns of the lesser-spotted purple finch. And here's the kicker - we're not interested in sugary sweet nothings under this transit. Oh no, my friends, we're all about cutting through the cosmic clutter, getting straight to the point. It's less "let's beat around the bush," and more "let's trim this bush into a perfect cube." However, with great power comes great potential to annoy everybody else. Virgo's discerning eye can turn into a critical squint if we're not careful. It's like becoming a grammar nazi on a global scale, and trust me, no one wants to be corrected on their use of "who" versus "whom" at a party. So, as we navigate this time of planetary precision, let's remember to keep our critiques to ourselves unless asked. Because while Mercury in Virgo may make us feel like we're the smartest person in the room, nobody likes a know-it-all. In summary, Mercury in Virgo is all about intellectual efficiency, so buckle up, brainiacs, it's time to put those neurons to work! And remember, Mercury is over 95 million kilometers away, so no matter how smart you're feeling, don't try to outsmart gravity - it's still keeping you grounded.Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 29' 27", moving backwards at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 49507348km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, star-gazers, gather round. It's time to talk about Venus, our friendly celestial neighbor, currently doing a little shindig in Leo. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But Venus is 49475898.332537927km away! That's a heck of a commute." Well, my friends, distance matters not in the cosmic dance! When Venus decides to party with Leo, it's like your normally quiet coworker taking the karaoke mic at the office party and belting out Bohemian Rhapsody. Suddenly, love isn't just an emotion, it's a Broadway musical, complete with jazz hands and sequins. We're not just talking about love, folks, we're declaring it from mountaintops, rooftops, possibly even spaceship-tops. What's that you say? You're a bit on the shy side? Well, during this transit, wallflowers might as well be unicorns because everyone's becoming a show-off. Venus in Leo demands to be adored, not just appreciated, so those who can't muster up the courage to join the spectacle may find themselves left in the cosmic dust. Of course, all this drama isn't without its pitfalls. Like a science experiment gone rogue, our emotions could explode if we feel neglected or overlooked. We might even start a passionate argument just for the sake of feeling like the center of the universe again. Word of advice: don't let the "me" eclipse the "we". And what about money during this transit? Money becomes less about survival and more about making ourselves and others feel like we've hit the galactic jackpot. Leo loves a bit of glitz and glamour. So go ahead, splurge a little. But remember, treating others can often be more satisfying than indulging ourselves. In sum, Venus cruising through Leo is like adding rainbow sprinkles to the vanilla ice-cream of life. It's a vibrant, flamboyant time that can breathe new life into relationships and remind us that a life without a bit of fun and excitement is like a spaceship without an engine. So buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls. Love is in the air, and it's got a megaphone.Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 02 Lib 22' 49", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 371821682km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Well, astro-enthusiasts, get ready for some cosmic salsa because Mars is doing the tango with Libra, and it's about to get interesting. Your friendly neighborhood red planet, which is, by the way, a whopping 371804215.767289758km away (give or take a couple of kilometers), has been spotted waltzing through Libra's celestial mansion. Prograde, shmograde, what does this mean for us earthlings? When Mars gets cozy with Libra, it's like inviting a fiery drill sergeant to a yoga class. Suddenly, our Martian friend is trading his boxing gloves for balance scales and becoming exceptionally interested in our relationships. It's kinda like your gym buddy suddenly wanting to discuss your love life between deadlifts. It's all about the balance, baby! Now, no one wants to tip the boat when Mars is in Libra, right? We're all just trying to get along, share our organic snacks, and talk about our feelings. You'll notice that people are less keen on starting arguments, and more into discussing whether growing their own kombucha SCOBY is a feasible hobby. However, we've got to be careful not to sweep any intergalactic dust under the rug. Mars in Libra might make us want to pretend everything's as peachy as a vegan smoothie when, in reality, we might need to address some issues. It's like having a nebula-sized problem and avoiding it by watching alien documentaries on repeat. Remember, this is a prime time for diplomacy. Just imagine you're an ambassador for Earth at an interstellar conference. What would you do? You'd tackle those tricky topics with grace and tact, right? So let's channel that energy into our daily lives. In the name of Libra, the sign of justice, it's time to stand up for what's fair and square. Even if it means debating over whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. But beware, my star-crossed friends, we might find ourselves dawdling in the realm of indecision or procrastination. It's like being stuck choosing between gluten-free and vegan pizza options. But hey, as long as we're acting with love, intention, and fairness, we're making the right moves. So, as Mars continues its cosmic cha-cha with Libra, remember to stay balanced, stay fair, and for the love of Neptune, please don't start any unnecessary interstellar wars. Happy stargazing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 33' 03", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 672767547km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: A Star Wars Special
Ok nerds, get your telescopes ready! Jupiter, the Yoda of our solar system, is chilling with Taurus, the Chewbacca of the zodiac. You know what this means? Wisdom, strength and a whole lot of stubbornness are about to get mingled in a cosmic cocktail. It's like trying to teach the Force to a Wookiee - a lot of growling and fur flying, but ultimately, an enlightening experience.
Now, imagine yourself as Luke Skywalker. Jupiter in Taurus is your training on Dagobah - it's time to get down and dirty with your dreams. The Jedi didn't just sit around waiting for the Force, they had to train, practice and focus. So, grab your lightsaber (or pen), make a plan, and start slaying those goals one by one.
And hey, let’s not forget that Jupiter is the space casino of good luck and fortune, while Taurus is basically Jabba the Hutt sitting on a pile of wealth. So, there might be some galactic credits rolling your way. But remember, Jedi don't seek riches; they seek balance. Don't let the dark side of Taurus' hedonism lead you astray.
Remember, the Force (err, I mean, spirituality) is within you, not some far-off Death Star. It's time to push past those pesky Stormtroopers of daily distractions and tap into your inner Yoda. And, like Leia always said, "It's not over yet." Patience, young Padawan.
And finally, for the love of Ewoks, don't overindulge! Taurus has a reputation of being a bit of a party animal (Looking at you, Chewie!). When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign of 'more is more', we might need to put the brakes on our Wookiee-like appetites. Remember, a Jedi craves not these things!
So gear up, galaxy wanderers. May the Jupiter-Taurus force be with you!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 32' 21", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311246997km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Greetings, stargazers! The great taskmaster Saturn has taken up residence in the imaginative realm of Pisces, and boy oh boy, do we have some cosmic homework to do! Picture this: Saturn, the serious, rule-making planet, has decided to crash on Pisces’ couch – a couch that sits in the middle of a space filled with dreamy clouds, fantasy novels, and an impressive collection of psychedelic rock vinyls. Now, you might think this is the equivalent of inviting your strict, old-school professor to a Grateful Dead concert, but actually, this unlikely duo has some profound lessons for us all. Saturn in Pisces is like your well-meaning, but somewhat overbearing father barging into your teenage bedroom. Sure, it's annoying, and you just want to shout "Dad, get out of my room!" but deep down, you know he's only doing it because he cares. He's here to help you transform those daydreams and grand ideas into tangible plans. If you've been thinking about opening a vegan taco truck or writing a novel about quantum physics in medieval England, now is the time to start planning. Create a business plan, outline your budget, and research loan options. With Saturn's guidance, you can make your dreams come true, one disciplined step at a time. Of course, having Saturn poking around in the deep waters of Pisces might cause some discomfort. You might feel restless, anxious, or have trouble sleeping. But hey, every planetary transit has its fair share of quirks, right? So, instead of fighting the cosmic tide, why not embrace it? Meditate, go for a long walk in the park, take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!), or even hit the sack early to give your mind a chance to rest. After all, who knows what deep wisdom Saturn and Pisces might whisper in your dreams? Remember, folks, in the grand cosmic sitcom of life, sometimes the most hilarious pairings lead to the best character development! Happy stargazing!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 24", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2895460963km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Good evening, stargazers! Buckle up your spaceship seatbelts because it's about to get cosmic. Just when you thought the celestial dance couldn't get any more exciting, our friend Uranus pulls a fast one on us, settling into the earthly realm of Taurus. Yes, you heard it right - that's like inviting a disco ball into a library. Talk about a cosmic conundrum! Now, Taurus - our beloved Bull - is the epitome of "if it ain't broke, don’t fix it." They're the ones who invented comfort zones and have been perfecting theirs since the dawn of time. So, when they catch sight of Uranus, the celestial symbol of sudden change, entering their turf, you can bet your last Bitcoin there will be some starry-eyed surprise. Speaking of Bitcoin, Uranus' tenure in Taurus might just rock our financial world. Imagine this: your good old dollar bills suddenly morphing into holographic currency or banks turning into virtual reality spaces. Sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi flick, right? But with Uranus at the helm, we might as well say "Beam me up, Scotty!" On a personal level, this cosmic event is like a celestial decluttering. It's about breaking free from the golden handcuffs - be it debt, taxes, rent, or your precious comic book collection that's been collecting dust. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. Remember, folks, possessions are just things - they don't possess you (unless we're talking about that haunted doll from eBay...). So, as Uranus pirouettes through Taurus, let's embrace the chaos. Resistance is futile, my friends. The changes are coming, and they're here to liberate us. It might be a bumpy ride, but hey, even roller coasters end with a smooth stop, right? So, hold on tight, and let's enjoy this cosmic journey. After all, we're all stardust navigating this grand universe together!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 47' 24", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4331098685km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, alright, galactic wanderers! Fasten your seatbelts because we are about to embark on a journey some 4,331,119,836.085641861 kilometers away from Earth to the ethereal realms of Neptune, currently residing in the mystical sign of Pisces. And oh, did I mention? Neptune is in retrograde. Cue the dramatic Star Wars theme music! Neptune in Pisces is like using the Force for emotional understanding – it’s all about connecting with others, even if they are from a galaxy far, far away. It’s like Yoda suddenly showing up and telling us that our differences are as petty as Ewoks arguing over who has the shinier rock. Trust me, in the grand cosmic scheme of things, it's not worth losing our lightsabers over. In the spirit of intergalactic unity, this astrological transit is your golden C-3PO moment, reminding us that despite our individual programming, we are all part of the same cosmic code. So, ask yourself: "What can I offer to the collective Rebel Alliance?" Whether you're a Wookiee with wisdom, a droid with data, or a human with hope, your unique contribution is key to our shared cosmic journey. Now, this might be the ideal time to start Jedi training, or maybe just set up a calming space at home to meditate. You know, somewhere you can sit peacefully, connect with the Force (or whatever you consider sacred), and plan how you're going to help save the galaxy. Just remember, like Obi-Wan Kenobi watching over young Luke Skywalker, Neptune in Pisces is here to guide and support you. So, go forth with courage, confidence, and a dash of humor (because let’s face it, we could all use a little more laughter in our lives), and may the Force – or rather Neptune – be with you!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 15' 46", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5094465170km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings earthlings, stardust beings, and extraterrestrial life forms! Today we're going to talk about a cosmic tête-à-tête that's happening right now between our dear dwarf planet Pluto, who's as misunderstood as the last slice of pizza at a party (no one wants to admit they want it, but everyone secretly does), and Capricorn, the goat fish hybrid that’s as business-oriented as a Wall Street banker. With Pluto lounging about in Capricorn, and let me remind you folks, that's a whopping 5,094,426,655.493170738 kilometers away, not that anyone is counting (except for me and perhaps the occasional astrophysicist), we're all getting a heavy dose of power and intention. It's like drinking a triple espresso shot when you meant to order a decaf latte - things are bound to get intense. Now, just a heads up, while Pluto and Capricorn are busy flexing their muscles, your ability to empathize with your fellow carbon-based life forms may take a hit. It's as if you've put on a pair of blinkers and the only thing you can see is that end goal. Remember, my friends, other people's ideas aren't like tribbles, they won't multiply and take over your starship if you entertain them. Pluto wants you to throw out the trash, metaphorically speaking. You know, the habits that are as welcome as a Romulan at a Federation peace conference. But here's the twist, destruction isn't always a bad thing. It's like when a science experiment goes wrong and you accidentally invent a new form of matter - you've destroyed something, but hey, you’ve created something new and potentially less destructive in the process. So, be mindful of what you're trashing and transforming this cycle. So, as you go about your day, remember to keep your universal translator handy, because understanding each other is going to be more important than ever. And don’t forget to look up and give a nod to our distant friend Pluto, chilling in Capricorn. I mean, he's only 5,094,426,655.493170738 km away - practically next door in galactic terms.Current Planetary Aspects