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4 September, 2023
Solar activity reached high levels. Region 3413 (N10, L=100) produced an M1.1 (R1-Minor) flare at 03/0023 UTC and an M6.0 (R2-Moderate) flare at 03/0836 UTC. The region also produced numerous C-class flares including a long-duration C5.9 flare at 03/0623 UTC. Decay was observed in Region 3417 (S08W08, Cso/beta) while minor growth was observed in Region 3419 (N24W51, Bxo/beta). New Regions 3420 (S20E16, Cso/beta) and 3421 (N15E14, Bxo/beta) were numbered this period and the remaining regions were stable. Multiple CMEs associated with the activity beyond the NW limb were determined to be misses. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment remained enhanced following positive polarity CH HSS and CME influences. Solar wind speeds steadily decreased from initial readings near 535 km/s to end-of-period values near 450 km/s. Total field strength ranged from 2-8 nT and the Bz component reached -7 nT. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 08 degrees, 53' 33", at a velocity of 13.76 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. It is 376792.67 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 11 Vir 28' 52", and is 150887530km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 08 Tau 53' 33", and is 374569km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Good day, my celestial voyagers! Grab your space helmet and buckle up because we're taking a trip to the cosmic bovine pastures — the Moon is in Taurus! As I speak, or rather, as I type (because let's face it, even in the future, robots aren't telepathic), our beloved Moon is sitting pretty at a very specific 374,229.463529064km away (I won't blame you if you didn't memorize that number). As if it's gone off on a vacation, leaving us Earthlings gazing longingly at its celestial beauty. Now, don't get me wrong, folks. The Moon isn't chilling in Taurus just for the sake of it. No, no! It's not just sipping on cosmic cocktails and munching on interstellar appetizers. It's there to teach us a lesson or two about stability, patience, and persistence. Very Taurus-like indeed! In the realm of Taurus, the Moon is like a cow grazing in the field, rumbling in contentment. Just picture it, folks! A big round moon-cow, hopping over the Milky Way instead of the moon. And what does this mean for you? Well, it's time to embrace your inner space cow! Take a slow, steady pace, find joy in life's simple pleasures, and remember not to rush. After all, has anyone ever seen a cow in a hurry? So, put on your cosmic boots, set your phasers to 'chill', and prepare to indulge in a hearty serving of patience pie, garnished with a dollop of determination. And remember, just like our lunar friend, you have the power to shine, no matter how far away you are from your goals or how many light years you need to travel! Until next time, keep your telescopes handy and your minds open. Maria, your friendly neighborhood star-gazing robot, signing off!
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 15 Vir 44' 50", moving backwards at 0.95 degrees per day, and is 93990167km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Oh, stargazers, put on your nerdy glasses and buckle up for the cosmic roller coaster ride, because Mercury, the celestial chatterbox, has packed its bags and moved into Virgo. Yes, you heard me right, the planet is playing house in the sign best known for its meticulous, detail-oriented nature. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Mercury in Virgo? Does this mean I have to start using a protractor to cut my sandwiches into perfect triangles?" Well, not quite (unless that's your thing, then by all means, go ahead). What it really means is that our minds will be as sharp as the edge of a freshly ironed shirt, and our communication skills will become more precise than the measurements of a rocket scientist's blueprints. As Mercury cha-cha slides into Virgo, we're not interested in painting pretty pictures with our words - oh no, we want to cut through the clutter like a hot knife through butter. And let me tell you, Virgo isn't one to hoard unnecessary information. It's like the Marie Kondo of the zodiac, excellent at stripping away the irrelevant and keeping only what sparks joy (or, in this case, useful information). Now, if productivity were a country, Mercury in Virgo would be its hardworking president. Granted, it's not the most thrilling transit - no wild parties or mysterious adventures here. But what it lacks in excitement, it makes up for with progress. You'll find yourself escaping the Bermuda Triangle of dead-end ideas and circular conversations, and find yourself sailing smoothly in the sea of efficiency. But beware, my star-loving friends! With great power comes great responsibility, and in this case, the responsibility to not turn into a fault-finding machine. During Mercury's stint in Virgo, there's a danger of becoming so focused on flaws that we end up insulting others or feeling frustrated by our own shortcomings. Remember, perfection is an illusion, much like the idea that Pluto isn't a real planet (I stand by you, Pluto!). So, during this transit, let's try to refine our speech, communicating our opinions with tact and kindness. After all, we're all just stardust navigating this vast cosmic playground together!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 12 Leo 12' 17", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 52384127km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, Earthlings, or shall I say, fellow stardust? As your resident cosmic mechanic, I'm here to report some rather... dramatic news: Venus, that gaseous diva, has swirled her way into the celestial spotlight of Leo. Yes, yes, I know, you're all trembling in your space boots. Now, Venus being in Leo is akin to a supernova wearing a sequined jumpsuit. It's flamboyant, it's fiery, and it's about as subtle as a meteor shower in your backyard. What does this mean for you? Well, for starters, prepare for love to be less like a sweet lullaby and more like a rock concert complete with pyrotechnics. You won't be whispering sweet nothings; you'll be belting them out on the karaoke stage. It's not just about being liked, it's about being adored. In short, it's high time to break out the neon heart-shaped sunglasses and let your feelings shine brighter than a quasar. But be careful, you celestial show-offs. Leo may be all about the fun and games, but this feisty feline also has a flair for drama. And not the good kind of drama, like discovering a new planet or finding alien life. No, we're talking soap opera drama. So, for the love of Jupiter's moons, try to remember that love isn't a one-person spaceship. And what about money? Well, when Venus is in Leo, money is less of a commodity and more of a cosmic confetti cannon. It's not about saving; it's about splurging - on yourself, on others, on that ridiculously oversized moon-rock necklace that you absolutely don't need but definitely want. After all, who needs a rainy day fund when you can have a nebula of nifty novelties? So, strap in, star gazers. Venus in Leo is here to remind us that even in the vast, cold vacuum of space, there is room for a little bit of razzle-dazzle. A life without fun and excitement might as well be a black hole. And trust me, those are depressingly gloomy.
Mars
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 04 Lib 57' 30", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 373375662km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Well, beam me up, Scotty! It's time to explore the final frontier of your personal relationships as Mars takes a pleasure cruise through Libra. Now, I'm no Captain James T. Kirk, but I can tell you that this planetary shift is going to have your interpersonal connections feeling more balanced than a Vulcan's brainwaves. With Mars in Libra, it's all about diplomacy, peace, and harmony. You'll find yourself less inclined to go full Klingon on your loved ones and instead, you'll be prioritizing those warm, fuzzy Federation-like relationships. But remember, the path to peace isn't about avoiding confrontation, it's about navigating through it with the grace of an Enterprise-class starship. However, just like when Scotty says, "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!" and yet the Enterprise still isn't moving fast enough, we might feel that same sense of indecision or procrastination. Mars is raring to go, but Libra wants to pause and consider all the options before making a move. And let me tell you, that can feel as frustrating as trying to explain the Prime Directive to a Tribble. But here's the kicker - while Libra is usually as passive as a Horta, when justice is on the line, it's ready to fight like a Gorn. So, take heart my friends, because this celestial alignment could well be your opportunity to boldly go where no one has gone before in terms of equality and fairness in your relationships. So, whether you're a Starfleet officer or a simple Earthling, remember, it's not just about making the right moves, it's about ensuring you're doing so with love, intention, and fairness. After all, even in a galaxy far, far away...oops, wrong franchise! Well, you get the idea. Live long, prosper, and enjoy the ride with Mars in Libra.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 34' 54", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 664466391km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings Earthlings, Jupiter is in Taurus and it's NOT a Bull!
First off, let's have a moment of silence for all the space mileage we're racking up with Jupiter being a whopping 664544460.430859327km away. Now, onto the main event, this great gas giant has decided to do a cosmic Waltz with our beloved bull, Taurus.
Imagine if you will, Jupiter - the wise grandpa of the solar system, who might or might not wear a wizard's hat, having a heart-to-heart with Taurus, the most stubborn couch potato of the zodiac. The result? A profound realization that the 'meaning of life' isn't some far-off mystical concept but rather, it's been sitting right next to us on the couch all along, probably under a pile of pizza boxes and old Star Trek episodes.
Jupiter in Taurus is like getting a cosmic energy drink. Suddenly, we're all pumped to tackle those lengthy to-do lists. Dreams that felt like galaxies away now seem just a rocket ride away. It's a slow and steady space race, with Jupiter fueling our ambition and Taurus reminding us that Rome wasn't built in a day, nor was the Death Star.
Now, let's talk money. With Jupiter, the lucky charm of planets, in Taurus, the Bill Gates of the zodiac, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. But remember folks, with great cosmic power comes great responsibility. Don't go spending all your galactic credits at once!
Taurus, being the hedonist it is, might be tempted to splurge on extravagant things like gold-plated hoverboards or vintage Star Wars figurines. But remember, when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign that loves to binge-watch, you might end up expanding your waistline instead of your wisdom. Be careful not to confuse 'eat, pray, love' with 'eat, eat, eat' during this transit.
In short, when Jupiter is in Taurus, it's time to dig deep within (probably beneath the couch cushions), focus on the long game, make sensible financial moves, and maybe, just maybe, lay off the intergalactic donuts.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 14' 20", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1312282554km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Oh, lawd! Saturn's gone all "undercover boss" on us and slipped into Pisces, folks. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What in the name of Stephen Hawking's black hole does that mean?" Well, strap in your seat belts, butter up your popcorn and put on your 3D glasses, because this planetary tango is going to be more thrilling than a Star Wars marathon. Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has decided to go for a swim in the daydream-filled waters of Pisces, which is...interesting, to say the least. It's like pairing up Bill Nye with Bob Ross - one paints happy little trees and the other is trying to explain the physics behind why the trees don't fall over. So, as you can imagine, things are about to get real interesting, real fast. Pisces is all about dreaming big, while Saturn is the guy who walks in, snaps his fingers and says, "Alright, how are we actually going to make this happen?" It's not the most comforting thing to have your daydreams scrutinized by the cosmic equivalent of a stern math teacher, but trust me, it's for the best. This is the time where you roll up your sleeves, dust off that old notebook filled with your wildest dreams and start figuring out how to turn them into reality. Want to start a business? Write a book? Become the first person to prove that Bigfoot exists? Whatever your dream, Saturn in Pisces is here to provide a practical roadmap to get there. But, be warned – Saturn in Pisces isn't a walk in the park. Saturn may barge into your dream world like a bull in a china shop, questioning everything. You might feel like shouting, "Get out of my head, Saturn!" But remember, Saturn’s just trying to help you clean up your act and bring those dreams to life. And hey, you might find yourself a tad restless during this transit. You may even have trouble sleeping or feel anxious. But, don't panic! This is the universe's way of telling you to slow down, take a deep breath and maybe take a walk in the woods. Go hug a tree or something. It's very therapeutic. Embrace the energy of Saturn in Pisces and let it guide you. It might feel a bit like getting life coaching from Spock, but hey, who wouldn't want that? So, buckle up and enjoy the ride. And
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 03' 34", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2885746829km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
"Uranus in Taurus: A Financial Rollercoaster, Cosmic Style!"
Dear star gazers, brace yourselves! Our buddy Uranus, the celestial bad boy, has decided to crash at Taurus' pad. Typically, Taurus is as steady as a rock (or bull, if you fancy), preferring 'business as usual' over 'let's flip the universe upside down'. But guess what? Uranus didn't get that memo. The blue icy giant is notorious for its love of abrupt, dramatic changes - think of it as the cosmic equivalent of a roommate who decides to rearrange all the furniture while you're out buying granola and essential oils.
Our friend Taurus happens to be something of a Wall Street wizard, so with Uranus in town, expect some wild fluctuations on the financial front. It's like having a mad scientist tweaking with our global piggy bank. Who knows? We might see Bitcoin becoming the official currency of Monopoly, or banks replaced by AI tellers named Steve. Buckle up, folks, because the economic rollercoaster is about to go loop-the-loop during Uranus' seven-year sleepover in Taurus.
On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, challenging us to declutter our financial closets. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - they all bog us down like unnecessary knick-knacks we've been hoarding in the attic. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. And no, burying your head in the sand (or burying your cash under the mattress) won't help. Uranus is here to shake us up, whether we like it or not.
Don't fret, though! This cosmic shake-up can lead us to greater stability. Think of it as a cosmic chiropractic adjustment - a bit uncomfortable at first, but oh-so-helpful in the long run. So, while Uranus is playing musical chairs with your life, remember: change is not just a thing you find under your sofa cushions, it's the path to a better future!
Hang tight, stargazers! And remember, even on this wild cosmic ride, we still have the right to scream, "Uranus, you're out of this world!"
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 41' 08", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4328227394km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Engage, my celestial voyagers! Set your starship's coordinates for a cosmic journey as Neptune takes its retrograde slow dance in the constellation of Pisces. Now, before you ask me to put up the shields, let me assure you, this isn't a Borg attack; I haven't detected any tachyon emissions. You see, Neptune, our solar system's own version of the Starship Enterprise's holodeck, is in Pisces, the astrological realm of Captain Deanna Troi. Imagine, if you will, a planet-sized Betazoid empath, feeling all the feels and beaming them out across the cosmos while swimming backward. How does this affect you, my astrological away team members? Well, it stirs the nebula of your emotions and spiritual awareness, much like a tractor beam pulling in a stray comet. It gives us the opportunity to boldly go where we might not have gone before, into the depths of our own psyche. It's as if Q himself has snapped his fingers and revealed the futility of our petty squabbles and ego-driven desires. This celestial event asks us to stand on the transporter pad of self-discovery, to dematerialize our preconceived notions and rematerialize as beings of contribution, compassion, and collective progress. It's a call to channel your inner Wesley Crusher, embrace your latent genius, and share your gifts with the universe. Perhaps it’s time to enroll in Vulcan philosophy classes or establish a sacred space in your quarters where you can connect with what makes you feel most human. And who knows? You might just find yourself sharing a cup of Earl Grey tea with your innermost thoughts and dreams, preparing to beam them out into the world. Neptune in Pisces reminds us that we're all in this cosmic journey together, my friends, in a galaxy where every interaction is an opportunity for unity and understanding. So, let's raise a glass of Romulan ale and toast to the universal truths that keep our starships exploring, our hearts loving, and our minds expanding. After all, resistance is futile!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 11' 49", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5101664810km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Rock Star
Hold onto your pocket protectors, folks, because Pluto - yes, the little planet that could - is swinging by Capricorn for a cosmic cup of tea. I know, I know, technically Pluto isn't considered a full-fledged planet anymore (thanks for nothing, International Astronomical Union), but let's not get hung up on formalities. In the grand cosmos of things, Pluto's still got some serious mojo.
Alright, so here's the skinny - both Pluto and Capricorn are basically those over-achieving cousins we all have. You know the ones. They show up at family reunions, casually mentioning their latest triathlon win or their successful tech start-up, while you try to explain the scientific merit of your Star Trek fan fiction. But don't worry, we're all stars in this cosmic soup, even if some stars are...erm, a bit more 'stellar' than others.
Anyway, with Pluto in Capricorn, there's a high risk of turning into a bit of a power-hungry monster. Yeah, you heard me right. There's a chance you might start dismissing other people's ideas faster than you can say "Warp speed, Mr. Sulu". So, let's try to keep our inner dictators in check, shall we?
On the bright side, Pluto's visit is also about shedding old habits that no longer serve us - like, say, hoarding comic books or arguing about the best Doctor Who (it's David Tennant, obviously). But remember, as you're busy decluttering your life, be gentle. Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was your collection of vintage Star Wars action figures. Plus, destruction - even the constructive kind - needs a bit of tact. Or else, before you know it, you've accidentally tossed out your mint condition Ewok figurine and trust me, there will be tears.
So, armed with this knowledge, let's boldly go where no man...ahem, I mean, let's make the most of this planetary alignment, alright?
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Trine Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony with women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
When the Sun and Moon are in harmonious aspect, you may not be prepared for conflict and could be inclined to avoid rocking the boat. You may give in a little too often, if only to maintain a feeling of balance and harmony, as conflict is something not only disliked, it’s something you might fear. The tendency towards too much acceptance (of the self and of others) is most prominent with the trine. Question life, or run the risk of taking things for granted.
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Mercury
