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15 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. A filament eruption in the vicinity of Region 3423 (N15W72, Eko/beta) produced an M1 flare (R1-Minor) which began at 14/0640 UTC. The X-ray flux reached a peak of M1.4 at 14/0745 UTC due to a contributing flare from Region 3429 (N10E05, Eai/beta) which obscured the natural X-ray peak of the filament eruption. The filament eruption produced a CME signature first visible in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 14/0712 UTC. Modeling of the event is ongoing.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters suggested transient influence coupled with a CH HSS. Total magnetic field strength ranged from 2-11 nT. A period of sustained Bz south was observed between 14/1630-1800 UTC, and reached as far south as -10 nT. Solar wind speeds steadily increased from ~400 km/s to over 500 km/s late in the period. Phi transitioned from mostly positive to mostly negative after 14/0815 UTC.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 24 degrees, 18' 16", at a velocity of 11.96 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. It is 403055.17 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 22 Vir 10' 04", and is 150471965km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 24 Vir 18' 16", and is 403877km away and approaching.Moon Is In Virgo
Alright, all you stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, grab your telescopes and brace yourself for some monumental lunar shenanigans because the moon, our celestial nightlight, is currently chilling in Virgo. Now, Virgo is the astrological equivalent of that goody-two-shoes friend who color codes their planner, so expect some hardcore organization vibes flowing your way. The moon is precisely 403,971.035807438km away, not that any of us are packing our bags for a lunar vacation. But hey, it's always good to have options, right? And who knows? With the right rocket fuel and a few dozen astronaut ice cream packets, anything is possible! But don't get too comfy because in the next 24 hours, our moon buddy is packing up its lunar luggage and moving to Libra. It's like the universe's version of musical chairs, only with celestial bodies instead of flimsy plastic furniture. So, what does this all mean for you? Well, while the moon is still in Virgo, it's the perfect time to channel your inner Marie Kondo and do some decluttering. You might just find that pair of socks you lost in 2003 or perhaps, the meaning of life itself! Who knows? And once the moon struts into Libra, it's all about balance, baby! Maybe skip that third cup of coffee or actually go to bed at a reasonable hour. I know, I know – it's wild advice, but trust me, your body and mind will thank you later. Remember, folks, we're just tiny specks on a floating rock in the middle of cosmic infinity, so let's make the most of this celestial ballet. Happy stargazing!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 08 Vir 01' 47", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 113361843km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ahoy, stargazers! So, you've heard Mercury has decided to take a vacation in Virgo, have you now? Well, buckle up, because things are about to get as intense as a RoboCop chase scene! Now, Mercury in Virgo is like that one nerdy friend we all have who insists on organizing everything right down to the color of their socks. You know, the one who alphabetizes their spice rack and has a five-year plan for their Netflix binge list? With Mercury doing the planetary version of a Spring clean, our minds are going to be as sharp as a Vulcan's ears, and our speech as precise as a GPS navigation system. No more fluff, no more "umms" and "uhhs", it’s all 'cut the chatter, Red 2.' This transit doesn't sugar-coat anything. We're talking 100% pure, unfiltered cosmic truth! And let's talk about productivity. With Mercury in Virgo, we're going to be as efficient as a well-oiled android. You'll find yourself powered up and ready to take on any tasks, even those that were previously about as appealing as a date with a Dalek. But hold onto your lightsabers, because there's a dark side to this starry alignment. We might become as critical as a Star Trek fan at a Star Wars convention. It's important to remember that while discernment is a good thing, no one likes a nitpicker. Unless you want to be as popular as Jar Jar Binks at a Jedi gathering, try expressing your opinions with a little tact. So there you have it, folks! Let's boldly go into this Mercury in Virgo transit, ready to embrace the clarity, precision, and just a dash of nerdiness it brings. May the force be with us all!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 14 Leo 29' 06", moving at 0.39 degrees per day, and is 61980809km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Ahoy, fellow celestial voyagers! I've got some juicy astronomical gossip for you. It appears our darling Venus, the galactic goddess of love, has sauntered into the fiery realm of Leo! And as your trusty astrologer with a PhD in Star Drama, I can assure you that things are about to get steamy. Now, Leo, as we all know, isn't just a big cat with a great hairdo. Oh no, he's the king of the zodiac jungle, a fiery beast with a roar that echoes across the cosmos. So, when Venus, the queen of hearts herself, decides to pay him a visit? Well, let's just say it's like a cosmic episode of 'The Bachelor' – full of passion, drama, and more than a few grand gestures. What's that? You want some scientific facts sprinkled in for good measure? Well, aren't you in luck! As Venus orbits the sun, she's currently in a prograde motion, which is like her doing a little salsa dance around our star. At a comfortable distance of 61,935,605.438062772km away, she's not exactly in our backyard, but she sure is making her presence felt! So, what does all this mean for you? Well, under this cosmic influence, being simply liked or appreciated isn't going to cut it. It's time to roll out the red carpet and aim for adoration. But remember, my star-struck friends, Leo's love for drama can lead to the occasional roar of jealousy or tantrum. Be sure not to confuse love with a Shakespearean tragedy! And as for your wallet? Well, let’s just say it might feel a bit lighter. Leo’s penchant for the extravagant may encourage you to splurge on some glittery goodies. But remember, the real joy comes from sharing your wealth – Leo is the king of generosity after all! So, buckle up, folks! With Venus in Leo, we’re in for a love story that’s more epic than 'Star Wars,' more dramatic than 'Game of Thrones,' and has more grand gestures than a Broadway musical. It's time to turn up the heat, speak from the heart, and remember that life without a bit of fun and excitement is like a galaxy without stars!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 12 Lib 06' 42", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 376938514km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Greetings, celestial surfers! Buckle up your asteroid belts because Mars has RSVP'd to Libra's cosmic tea party, and boy, is that going to stir the cosmic pot! First off, let me remind you that Mars in Libra is like inviting the Hulk to a poetry slam. Mars is our rowdy, hot-headed cosmic bro, who’s all about action, while Libra is that cool, artsy friend who just wants peace, man. They're like Spock and Kirk at a Starfleet conference. One’s all logic and reason; the other is ready to beam down to the next adventure. Get ready for some weird relationship vibes, folks. Mars is like Cupid on Red Bull here, making you hyper-aware of your relationships. It's like switching from standard definition to high definition - suddenly, you're noticing all the pixelated flaws and virtues you never saw before. You might start questioning if your love interest is more of a Wookiee than a Han Solo, but remember, nobody's perfect. Mars' typical "Hulk smash" approach gets replaced by Libra's diplomatic charm. So, instead of throwing photon torpedoes during arguments, you'll be inclined to negotiate like Picard. But beware! Too much passivity can lead to repressing feelings, and trust me, you don't want to turn into an emotional black hole. Remember, this time is all about diplomacy. It's like being equipped with the universal translator of emotions. Use it to address those difficult issues with grace and love, and create new peace treaties in your relationships. Libra, the celestial lawyer, will urge Mars to fight for justice and equality. It's like when Superman stands up for truth, justice, and the American way - but without the red undies, hopefully. However, indecision may creep in, like that annoying buffering symbol when you're trying to stream your favorite sci-fi series. Mars wants to go warp speed ahead, while Libra prefers a leisurely cruise on the USS Enterprise. But hey! If you're acting with love, intention, and fairness, you're on the right trajectory, space cadets. So, grab your lightsabers, adjust your tricorders, and may the Mars-in-Libra force be with you! Remember: in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's with laughter.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 23' 27", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 643175620km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings cosmic travelers! Set phasers to fun, as we embark on an interstellar journey through the astrological cosmos. We're off to explore the far reaches of Taurus, where Jupiter—the big Kahuna of the Solar System—has parked his colossal cosmic caboose. As Captain Picard would say, "Engage!" Our jovial giant, Jupiter, is currently in Taurus. Now, this isn't your average planetary meet and greet. Picture Spock at a Starfleet party - it's going to get interesting. But remember, folks, resistance is futile! The combination of Jupiter, the galaxy's wisest and most philosophical planet, with Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of a '90s basement-dwelling gamer who just can't be bothered to leave his comfy chair, is nothing short of a cosmic comic con. This pairing reminds us that wisdom isn't something to be found in the final frontier, but right here in our daily lives. With Jupiter in Taurus, you'll find yourself feeling like Captain Kirk on a mission. You're ready to conquer goals with the same determination you'd use to tackle a Klingon warrior. Remember, patience, like a good Starfleet crew, is key. Just think, what would Data do? And let's talk credits. With Jupiter, the celestial Santa Claus, in Taurus, the zodiac's millionaire, it might feel like you've discovered a new planet teeming with gold-pressed latinum. It's a great time to review your financial status, just be careful not to go full Ferengi! And finally, let's face it, Taurus loves the good life as much as Scotty loves a bottle of Romulan ale. With Jupiter, the planet of expansion, in the mix, you may find yourself indulging more than usual. Don't worry though, my cosmic comrades, just keep the Vulcan salute in mind: live long and prosper... but also, maybe put down that third piece of chocolate cake. So there you have it, space cadets! Jupiter in Taurus; a time for wisdom, patience, prosperity, and perhaps a little bit of self-control. After all, as Captain Picard might say, "Seize the time, Meribor. Live now; make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again." Until next time, may the celestial bodies always align in your favor.Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 26' 46", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1318794635km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Goes Skinny Dipping in Pisces
Alright, folks! It's time to tie-dye your spacesuits and don your geek-chic glasses because Saturn, the celestial stickler, has decided to take a cosmic cannonball into the dreamy ocean of Pisces. You may ask, "What does this mean for me?" Well, let's get our science on and find out, shall we? Now, imagine Saturn as your favorite strict school teacher who’s suddenly decided to trade his tweed jacket for a floral-printed Hawaiian shirt. This stern taskmaster is going through a bit of a midlife crisis, and it’s got him questioning everything, especially your daydreams. Yes, even that one about you opening a unicorn-themed café. So, what do you do when Saturn comes knocking, asking for your business plan and a detailed budget for unicorn-shaped cookies? Breathe. Grab a notepad. And prepare for a cosmic coaching session that would put Gordon Ramsay to shame. This is the time to be the nerd you truly are – analyze, strategize, and materialize those dreams. But remember, Saturn in Pisces isn't all sunshine and rainbow-colored unicorns. The big guy can be a bit intrusive, peppering you with questions about your dreams. If you feel like you're being interrogated by a cosmic Columbo, it's okay. Just keep calm, carry on, and perhaps make some herbal tea. The key is to open the door, invite Saturn in, and maybe offer him a slice of your imaginary unicorn cookie. His advice might just be the secret ingredient you need. And hey, if you're finding yourself tossing and turning at night, it’s not too surprising. Saturn in Pisces can shake up your dreamscape, making it feel like a sci-fi movie directed by Tim Burton. Don't panic. Instead, try some Piscean solutions like meditation, woodland walks, deep breathing, or even a cosmic catnap. Just make sure you've got that dream journal handy – you never know when a billion-dollar unicorn café idea might hit you! So, folks, as we journey through this Saturn in Pisces season, remember to stay open, stay calm, and above all, stay weird. Because, after all, the universe is a pretty strange place, and we wouldn't want it any other way.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 57' 12", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2860281591km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright, folks, gather 'round. Get your pocket protectors and your funky tie-dye t-shirts ready because it's time to talk about our old mate, Uranus, crashing into Taurus' backyard. Now, Taurus is a bit of a stick-in-the-mud, prefers their tea just so, and doesn't like when anyone moves their cheese. But here comes Uranus, the cosmic prankster, all set to shake things up! Now, picture Taurus as your grandpa who still uses a Nokia 3310 and thinks emails are a kind of exotic bird. Uranus is like that cheeky kid who keeps introducing grandpa to new gadgets, causing minor heart attacks but ultimately pushing him into the 21st century. In the world of finance - Taurus' favourite playground - we're looking at a universe-sized game of Monopoly. New forms of currency might pop up, like Schrödinger's Bitcoin, where it's both valuable and worthless until you check your account. Our banking systems might do the cha-cha-slide into oblivion or transform into something barely recognizable, like a Klingon in a tutu. Housing and stock markets? Get ready for a rollercoaster ride that'd make even the most seasoned astronaut queasy. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is a wake-up call to kick your money woes to the curb. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rents, and mortgages – I mean, who needs 'em, right? It's like being stuck in a black hole of financial despair. But fear not! Uranus is here, like a cosmic superhero, ready to liberate us from the tyranny of materialism. So, buck up, fellow space travelers. Even if change feels like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded, remember: Uranus is not here to make life difficult. It's here to push us into a brave new world. A world where stability is not just a pipe dream, but a reality. So, hold onto your telescopes, and let's ride this cosmic wave together!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 23' 16", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323896569km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, my star-gazing compadres, dust off your telescopes and don your favorite tin-foil hat because Neptune has pulled a sneaky on us and gone retrograde in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Mr. Astrologer, how does this affect my ability to binge-watch the latest sci-fi series?" Sit tight, because it's about to get real... spacey. Neptune in Pisces is like your quirky, eccentric, yet endearing aunt who insists on wearing her tie-dye shirts to family gatherings. She's a bit out there, sure, but she sees things differently, and frankly, we could all use a dose of that perspective now and then. This cosmic combo is like a galactic spotlight shining on our individual contradictions. Picture a universe-sized magnifying glass honing in on our petty squabbles and saying, "Really? This is what you're worried about when you're floating on a rock in infinite space?" It's a wake-up call, my fellow Earthlings, a reminder that we should be celebrating our shared humanity rather than emphasizing our differences. Now, don't panic and start selling all your possessions to join a commune just yet. This transit isn't about losing ourselves, but about finding how we fit into the grand cosmic jigsaw puzzle. We've each got a unique piece to contribute, whether it's your knack for creating sustainable energy out of potato peelings, or your uncanny ability to recall every single Star Trek episode in chronological order. Neptune in Pisces is knocking on your door, holding out an invitation to explore your spiritual side. Perhaps it's time to finally take that online course in astral projection you've been eyeing, or set up a shrine to Carl Sagan in your living room. Whatever floats your cosmic boat, my friends. But remember, this isn't just about personal growth. Neptune in Pisces is the ultimate cosmic wingman, encouraging us to share our newfound wisdom and insights. Because let's face it, we could all use a little more unity and understanding in our lives. So go forth, share your ideas, and remember - in the immortal words of the great Carl Sagan: "We are all made of star stuff." And who knows? Maybe this celestial shift will even improve your Netflix recommendations.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 02' 44", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5124006836km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Well, buckle up space cadets because it's time for some interstellar shenanigans! Pluto, that cheeky little dwarf planet, has decided to shimmy its way into Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Didn't we demote Pluto?" Yes, yes we did. But just like that kid in high school who peaked too early, Pluto simply refuses to accept its new status and continues to influence our lives. So, here we are, staring at the cosmic equivalent of a planetary mid-life crisis. Pluto and Capricorn together are like the power couple of the galaxy; they've got their act together, they're ambitious, driven, and have a laser-like focus on success. It's like having Elon Musk and Oprah form a super team. So, you can expect some profound changes coming your way. But wait, there's a 'but'. These two celestial big shots aren't exactly known for their empathy. This means you might find yourself forgetting to take into account other people's feelings or ideas. It's like trying to debate the merits of Star Wars over Star Trek with a hardcore Trekkie. You've been warned, don't go full Darth Vader on your friends and family. On the bright side, Pluto is all about housecleaning. Not the fun kind with feather dusters and dancing broomsticks, but the kind where you clear out all the stuff that's no longer serving you. Old habits, toxic relationships, that collection of comic books you've been hoarding since the '90s... it's time for a spring cleaning. Be mindful though, destruction can be constructive, but only if done right. It's like using a lightsaber to make toast - sure, it works, but wouldn't a toaster be easier? So take a leaf out of Pluto's book and remember: change can be a good thing, but respect the process and don't become a cosmic bulldozer. So, whether you're a Capricorn or just feeling the effects of this planetary promenade, remember to keep your feet on the ground (or space station), your eyes on the stars, and maybe keep a spare lightsaber handy. Just in case.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Moon
Your individuality and personality seem at one today. You feel like you really know and understand yourself and what it is that you want and need to do. Today might be a good day to shine light on your unconscious attitudes and habit patterns with the hope of improving your weak points. Change the areas of your personality that you aren't satisfied with.