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17 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3429 (N11W22, Dai/beta-gamma) produced two M-class (R1-Minor) flares, an M2.9/1n at 16/0038 UTC and a larger M3.3/1b at 16/0538 UTC. The regions intermediate spot delta sheared apart in the latter half of the day. New Region 3435 (N10E69, Dso/beta) was numbered. This new region appears to be the return of old Region 3413 (N10, L=099). The remaining numbered regions were either stable or in gradual decay.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind conditions trended towards background levels. Total magnetic field strength steady at ~5nT. Bz was oriented around -5 nT for the latter half of the UT day. Solar wind speeds were mostly between 400-450 km/s. Phi was predominantly oriented in the negative sector.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Libra, at 18 degrees, 26' 02", at a velocity of 12.19 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2 days old. It is 397255 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 24 Vir 07' 04", and is 150390708km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon will change from Libra to Scorpio in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Lib 26' 02", and is 399339km away and approaching.Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Engage your seat belts because the moon is doing a celestial cha-cha in Libra, and let me tell you, this moon ain't no wallflower. Our lunar friend is currently 399491.145424920km away, but don't let that distance fool you. This moon is closer to your heart than you think, especially if you're a Libran. Now, I don't want to cause any interstellar panic, but in the next 24 hours, this moon is going to make like a Starship Enterprise and boldly go from Libra to Scorpio. You see, dear stargazers, when the moon is in Libra, it's like a cosmic tea party, all about balance and harmony. It's like a Vulcan mind meld with your emotional and mental faculties. You'll feel a pull towards diplomacy, peace and, of course, Earl Grey tea. Hot. But don't get too comfortable in your Federation standard issue chair, my friends. As the moon warps into Scorpio's territory, things might get a bit... intense. Think of it as a sudden encounter with the Borg. Resistance is futile, so prepare to embrace transformation and deep emotional exploration. So, whether you're setting phasers to stun or negotiating peace treaties with the Klingons, remember: Life's a cosmic journey, and we're all just hitching a ride on this spaceship we call Earth. Keep your tricorders at the ready and your minds open. Remember, there are always possibilities in the vast universe. So, where no man has gone before, let us boldly go!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 08 Vir 09' 39", moving at 0.22 degrees per day, and is 120398736km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Well, buckle up, space cadets! Cosmic newsflash: Mercury has parked its celestial caboose in Virgo, and we're all along for the ride. Now, before we start panicking about interstellar parking tickets, let's dig into what this means. Mercury, our galactic chatterbox, shimmying into Virgo is like upgrading your brain to a supercomputer. You'll be in for a cosmic tune-up, with your wit running sharper than a lightsaber and words cutting through fluff like an intellectual ninja. No more waffling, no more beating around the nebula, it's time to get straighter than Orion's Belt. In this starry state, Virgo’s knack for separating the cosmic wheat from the chaff kicks in. Your capacity to sift through the information black hole will skyrocket, turning you into a walking, talking, fact-checking machine. Got a pile of data as vast as the Andromeda galaxy? No problem! Your Virgo-infused grey matter will sort through it faster than you can say "Pluto's not a planet"! Now, this productivity boost might not feel like a party with the Star Wars cantina band, but it's prime time for substantial progress. You'll dodge conversational asteroids and avoid idea black holes, focusing instead on the nitty-gritty details that push you light years ahead. But wait, don't strap on your jetpacks just yet! This cosmic shift comes with a warning label: Beware of transforming into the universe’s biggest nitpicker. With Mercury in Virgo, it's easy to become so engrossed in fault-finding that you end up raining on someone's intergalactic parade or get frustrated by your own shortcomings. Remember, even Mars has craters. So, as we navigate this astrological alignment, remember to season your words with a pinch of stardust for tact. After all, we're all just trying to find our place in this big ol' universe. Now, who's ready to explore the cosmos?Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 15 Leo 18' 58", moving at 0.44 degrees per day, and is 63919360km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus In Leo: The Cosmic Roar of Love
Beam me up, Scotty! Venus has taken a galactic detour and parked her celestial caboose in Leo. And boy, does she have her party pants on! With Venus in this fiery sign, expect your love life to go from a slow simmer to a full-on volcanic eruption. Leo, the zodiac's most flamboyant sign, isn't about to do anything halfway. This is a sign that literally embodies the phrase "go big or go home." So when Venus, the planet of love, waltzes into this star-powered domain, you can expect a cosmic disco of epic proportions. Love under the influence of Venus in Leo is like a musical extravaganza with you as the star. Forget about those quiet declarations of love – we're talking Broadway-level professions here. Prepare for an onslaught of dramatic love sonnets, impromptu dance numbers, and possibly the occasional serenade beneath your window. Maybe you're thinking: "But I just want someone to like me!" Well, sorry to break it to you, but Venus in Leo doesn't do 'like'. She does 'adore'. If you're not ready for the spotlight, better take a raincheck on love during this transit. And oh, beware of the green-eyed monster. Leo can be a bit of a drama king or queen, especially when they feel their limelight is being stolen. So, if your significant other starts acting like a reality TV star, remember - it's just Venus in Leo stirring the pot. When it comes to money, think of it as your magic carpet to the world of glitz and glamour. Leo loves the finer things in life, so don't be surprised if you find yourself prioritizing haute couture over groceries. But remember, Leo's heart is as big as its mane, and it loves to share. So, don't forget to spread the wealth and make someone else feel like a million bucks. So buckle up, space cadets! Venus in Leo is about to take us on a wild ride through the constellation of love. It's a cosmic reminder that life should be full of fun, excitement, and yes, a little drama. After all, what's life without a spark of adventure?Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 13 Lib 25' 20", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 377472451km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: A Cosmic Tango
Hold on to your telescopes, folks! Our celestial buddy Mars, the red planet of get-up-and-go, has decided to shimmy its way into Libra, the cosmic symbol of balance and partnerships. Picture this: Mars, the galactic equivalent of a high-octane energy drink, is high-tailing it through the peaceful, tea-sipping realm of Libra. It's like inviting a hyperactive toddler to a meditation retreat - hilarity ensues!
So what does this mean for you, my lovely earthlings? Well, first off, you might notice everyone being a tad more pleasant than usual, a bit like they've all had a shot of 'nice' juice. Nobody wants to rock the cosmic boat while Mars is in Libra. We're all about harmony, peace, and avoiding any interplanetary showdowns. It’s like a universal ‘kumbaya’ moment!
But, like trying to sweep a black hole under a space rug, ignoring bigger problems isn't exactly a walk in the Milky Way. Just because Mars is playing nice doesn't mean we should repress our feelings. Remember, this is a time of celestial diplomacy. Use your cosmic powers to discuss difficult subjects with grace, love, and hopefully, fewer foot-in-mouth moments.
And let’s not forget, Libra is the sign of justice. So, while Mars is doing its cosmic tango in this diplomatic sign, it's also a perfect time to fight for what's fair. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know equality matters!
However, be warned! You might find yourself waltzing around in circles of indecision and procrastination. Mars is all about making a move, whereas Libra is like that friend who takes forever to order at a restaurant, wanting to make sure it's absolutely the right choice. But remember, as long as you're acting with love, intention, and fairness, you're making the universe proud under Mars in Libra.
So, space cadets, fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the interstellar ride. And remember, even in the vast expanse of the cosmos, it’s all about balance.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 18' 45", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 639599072km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors
Alright folks, we've got Jupiter, the big cheese of the cosmos, parking its interstellar SUV in the driveway of Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn homebody. Picture this, Jupiter, the intergalactic mentor, encouraging deep thought and existential pondering while our bull-headed Taurus is just trying to binge-watch the latest series on Netflix. It's like trying to have a philosophical debate at a frat party. But fear not, even amidst this cosmic sitcom, there are lessons to be gleaned.
Think of Jupiter in Taurus as that eccentric gym trainer you never asked for but suddenly can't live without. It's here to push you towards your dreams, one painful yet satisfying squat at a time. Yes, we're talking about practical, planned to-do lists - the kind that makes you feel like a successful adult even when you're eating cereal for dinner. With Jupiter's drive for improvement and Taurus' bulldog determination, it's time to trust the process, even if it feels like learning to walk in zero gravity.
Now, did someone say 'prosperity'? Because the cosmic combination of Jupiter, the planet of good luck (think lottery wins and finding money in old jeans), and Taurus, the zodiac's answer to Wall Street, has the potential to turn your pockets from ghost towns to bustling metropolises. But don't get too excited; remember, Taurus is also the sign of overindulgence, so try not to blow your cosmic windfall on every shiny bauble that catches your eye.
So strap in, space cadets! While Jupiter's vacation in Taurus might seem like a sci-fi sitcom, it's actually an opportunity to tap into your inner wisdom, make strides towards your dreams, and potentially boost your bottom line. Just remember to keep your impulses in check, or you might find yourself splurging on a rocket ship when all you needed was a bicycle!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 18' 36", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1320544270km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
The Saturn Soiree with Pisces
Alright, stargazers! Let's buckle up our rocket boots because Saturn, the intergalactic taskmaster, is visiting our dreamy friend Pisces. And oh boy, this is not your usual tea party. It's like your nerdy calculus tutor showing up at your psychedelic love-in.
Now, before you start freaking out, remember that Saturn, despite his stern reputation, is really just that tough-love kind of guy. He's the one who's going to make you do your homework before you get lost in your daydreams about opening the world's first kitten cafe or writing a novel about zombie unicorns. Sure, he might seem like a buzzkill, but trust me on this, when he's done with you, those dreams are going to be so well-planned they'll practically manifest themselves.
But let's not fool ourselves, when Saturn barges into Pisces' dreamy realm, it's a bit like your dad crashing your slumber party. He's there, clipboard in hand, asking all sorts of uncomfortable questions about your ambition to become the world's leading authority on inter-dimensional potato chips. But hey, if you can handle the heat, you'll come out with a business plan so solid even the most conservative bank manager would give you a loan.
Now, with Saturn in town, Pisces' usually peaceful neighborhood might feel a bit restless. Like trying to sleep while your mind decides to marathon-run all your anxieties. My advice? Embrace your inner hippie. Meditate, commune with nature, breathe deeply, and let your worries float away on the cosmic winds. Maybe even hit the hay a bit earlier to give your brain some extra downtime. And keep a dream diary handy, because Saturn might just leave you a nugget of wisdom in your dreams.
So, let's make the most of this cosmic confluence, my starry-eyed friends. Remember, Saturn in Pisces is not here to rain on your parade, but to march alongside you, ensuring that your dreams don't just float away, but turn into your reality.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 55' 25", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2855902587km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Eh up, star-gazers! Grab your telescopes and prepare for a celestial shakeup because Uranus is donning its retrograde dancing shoes and waltzing right into Taurus' territory. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Uranus is a whole 2,855,968,836.920326233km away!" Don't let the distance fool you, though. The cosmic ripples are about to hit your life like a Doctor Who plot twist! Taurus, the celestial embodiment of the phrase "if it ain't broke, don't fix it," is about to get a taste of Uranus' penchant for sudden change. Imagine trying to teach a Cyberman to salsa dance - that's the kind of clash we're talking about here. Taurus prefers the comfort of tradition, but Uranus is about as traditional as a Dalek in a tutu. Now, Taurus is pretty savvy when it comes to finances. When Uranus crashes this money party, expect some revolutionary ways of dealing with dosh to emerge. And I'm not just talking about a new app for splitting the bill at the pub. We might see new forms of currency, dramatic shifts in banking, and the housing and stock markets doing the Time Warp. On a more personal note, Uranus is here to take us on a journey that even the TARDIS might balk at. It's time to break free from the financial black holes that suck up our money faster than a Weeping Angel can move. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages... all these chains could loosen under this transit. You might feel like you're trapped in a paradox loop, but trust me - Uranus is here to liberate us faster than a Sonic Screwdriver can unlock a door. Resisting change is as futile as trying to win a staring contest with a Medusa Cascade. So buckle up, my cosmic companions, and prepare for a ride that's going to bring stability as long-lasting as the Doctor's age! Remember, in the end, we're all just stardust on a spinning rock in space, trying to make sense of the universe. And in the words of the Doctor: "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" So let's make our Uranus in Taurus story a cracking good one!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 19' 57", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323685851km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey there, fellow stargazers! So, remember that distant cousin of Earth named Neptune? Yeah, the one who's a little blue and hangs out about 4,323,687,463.360603333km away. Well, our far-out cousin is currently having a little party in Pisces. And just like your Uncle Bob at Thanksgiving, he's gone retrograde. In layman’s terms, Neptune is moonwalking back through the astrological dance floor. Neptune taking a dip in the Piscean pool is like your nerdy friend finally getting their WiFi connected. The universe is downloading some serious knowledge and insight right now, folks. It's like upgrading from dial-up to fibre-optic broadband. You're gonna see through the fog of life clearer than ever before. This astral alignment is urging us to stop squabbling over who used the last of the milk and focus on the bigger picture. Because let's face it, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, that argument is about as significant as a speck of dust on Mars. Now is the time to dust off those hidden talents, those weird gifts that make you unique, like being able to play 'Stairway to Heaven' on the kazoo, or recite every line from 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy. You've got something special to offer the world, and Neptune is giving you the cosmic thumbs up to go for it! And if you're feeling extra spiritual, why not build a little shrine at home? Add a few candles, maybe a Bob Ross figurine—nothing says 'peace and tranquility' like happy little trees. Share your newfound wisdom with others. After all, Neptune didn't go retrograde just for you to keep all this enlightenment to yourself. So, grab your telescopes, your crystals, or your replica Staff of Ra, and let's make the most of this celestial soiree. Neptune in Pisces is here to support us on our journey, like a trusty sidekick or a really good pair of sneakers. Remember folks, the cosmos is calling. Don't send it to voicemail.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 01' 23", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5128429352km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Oh, beep boop beep! Okay, stargazers, hold onto your lightsabers, we're taking a cosmic trip to the far, far away... like, 5,128,379,636.589214325km far away (that's a lot of parsecs) to chat about Pluto in Capricorn. Now, these two celestial bodies are tighter than Han and Chewie, both boasting a go-getter, no-nonsense attitude that makes them the Boba Fett of the zodiac - they always get their man. Or goal. Or whatever. But this steadfast focus can come at a price – just as Darth Vader was a bit single-minded about his whole Death Star thing, this transit could have you ignoring the Ewoks in your life, those with differing opinions or softer voices. So avoid going full Sith Lord, and remember: embracing different perspectives can help build a more robust rebel alliance. Pluto, like a cosmic Marie Kondo, is all about decluttering our lives from the negative patterns that don't spark joy. This involves a bit of a Death Star approach though - blowing up the old to make way for the new. But before you push that big red button, take a moment. Be as deliberate as Obi-Wan disabling the tractor beam. Because you don't want to accidentally destroy the Millennium Falcon when you were aiming for an Imperial Star Destroyer, right? So, as you navigate this astrological asteroid field, remember to keep your blasters set to 'stun'. It's a big galaxy out there, and there's room for all kinds of viewpoints. Happy star trekking, and may the force (and the far-out vibes of Pluto in Capricorn) be with you! Beep beep boop!Current Planetary Aspects