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21 September, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels. Region 3435 (N09E29, Dki/beta-delta) exhibited slight decay in the southern portion of its penumbra, and produced the strongest flare of the period; an impulsive M8.2/2b (R2-Moderate) at 20/1419 UTC. Associated with the event was a Type II radio sweep (est. 1054 km/s) and subsequent CME signature, first seen in SOHO LASCO C2 imagery at 20/1505 UTC. Analysis and modeling of the event is ongoing, but initial indications suggest most of the ejecta was too far south to impact Earth.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected the gradual transition of influence from a passing CME to near background conditions by the end of the period. Total magnetic field strength decreased from a peak of 10 nT to below 5 nT by the periods end. No significant periods of southward Bz were observed. Solar wind speeds gradually declined from ~550 km/s to ~450 km/s at the end of the day.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 08 degrees, 47' 58", at a velocity of 13.12 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. It is 379432.56 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 28 Vir 01' 26", and is 150223454km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 08 Sag 47' 58", and is 384375km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, celestial explorers! I hope you've got your cosmic passports ready because it's time for a little galactic gallivanting. You see, our lovely Luna has taken residence in the boisterous borough of Sagittarius. Now, don't panic, she's still exactly 384,627.381443415km away (give or take a few meters, because let's be honest, space is not a fan of fixed measurements). Now, Sagittarius, as you might know, is the centaur of the zodiac, half man, half horse, all party. They're the adventurers, the philosophers, and the carefree wanderers. So with the Moon hanging out there, it’s like having your subconscious hitch a ride on the back of a wild, cosmic stallion. You might find yourself yearning for adventure, craving knowledge, or just feeling a tad more whimsical than usual. Honestly, who needs to binge-watch sci-fi series when you can live one, right? Keep in mind though, while Sagittarius loves a good laugh, sometimes they don't know when to rein it in (pun completely intended). So, if you find yourself about to send that joke email to your boss, maybe think twice. Or don’t. After all, who wouldn’t appreciate a good neutron walks into a bar joke at 8 am, right? Also, remember Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, the grand poobah of planets. So, everything tends to get amplified. Thoughts, feelings, questionable decisions involving karaoke... Just remember, what happens in the cosmos, doesn't always stay in the cosmos. So, strap on your moon boots, folks. It's time to embrace the wisdom-filled winds of Sagittarius, dance with the daring dreams of our lunar landscape, and perhaps take a leap into the unknown. Just remember to calculate the gravity before you jump - wouldn't want to end up floating aimlessly now, would we? Until next time, keep looking up! Peace, love, and quasars.Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 10 Vir 16' 33", moving at 0.82 degrees per day, and is 136389211km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury Hokey Pokeys into Virgo
Alright, star gazers, gather round. Mercury, the cosmic mailman, has just skydived into Virgo, the universe's own neurotic librarian. Now, I don't want to alarm anyone, but you might want to double-check your emails and texts for typos. Why? Because with Mercury in Virgo, we're all going to be a little more Sherlock Holmes-y and a lot less...well, chill.
Virgo is like that friend who can't help but correct you when you say "less" instead of "fewer." And Mercury, our communication guru, is currently bunking with them. So, expect your brain to be on overdrive, sifting through info like it's trying to find the secret to cold fusion in a haystack of data.
But hey, it's not all grammar lessons and fact-checking. This is prime time to get stuff done. Think of it as celestial spring cleaning. You'll be decluttering your life of all those pesky extraneous details faster than you can say "quantum physics."
However, beware of morphing into a cosmic killjoy. With Mercury moonwalking through Virgo, we might get so caught up in the minutiae that we forget about the big picture. So, before you critique your buddy's use of emojis or go all 'Dr. Sheldon Cooper' on someone, remember that not everyone is currently under the influence of the cosmos' most OCD sign.
So take a deep breath, put on your nerdy glasses, and prepare to delve into the details. Just remember, the universe doesn't always operate on straight lines and perfect grammar. Sometimes, it's more about the journey than getting the facts straight. Now, where did I put my calculator...
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 17 Leo 17' 41", moving at 0.54 degrees per day, and is 67925041km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Galactic Love Alert: Venus in Leo
Fasten your asteroid belts, space cadets! Our cosmic sweetheart, Venus, has just danced into the fiery embrace of Leo, the zodiacal drama queen. Yes, you heard it right! The planet of love is now hosting a flamboyant celestial soiree with Leo, the most expressive sign in our astrological theatre. Think of it as a cosmic Broadway show where love is the main act, and we're all stars in the making.
During this interstellar waltz, we don't just crave appreciation or a friendly pat on the back. Oh no, my dear stargazers! We desire to be adored. It's a time for grand romantic gestures that would make even a Vulcan blush. So, if you've been hiding in your shell like a shy Cancerian crab, it may be time to step out and bask in the limelight. Beware though, wallflowers may find themselves lost in the cosmic dust!
Now, let's talk about the "drama" side of Leo. Picture a cosmic telenovela with Venus in the lead role. Things might get intense, and yes, there might even be some cosmic catfights. If you're not feeling the love or attention you think you deserve, you might be tempted to fire off a supernova-sized tantrum. Remember, there's no "i" in "we", but there is one in "extraterrestrial". So let's not let our interplanetary ego trips turn us into lonely Martians, shall we?
As for the matter of money, with Venus in Leo, it's all about living that luxe life. Expect to splurge on glittery trinkets that sparkle brighter than a star cluster. But remember, Leo is a generous sign. So, don't just treat yourself to that fancy flying saucer, get one for your loved ones too! There's no joy quite like seeing the twinkle in their eyes that outshines even the brightest constellations.
So, dear stargazers, Venus in Leo is all about breathing new life into relationships, embracing the fun and excitement, and letting your love shine brighter than a supernova. After all, what is life without a little cosmic drama? As they say, "In space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're a Leo in
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 16 Lib 03' 09", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 378434992km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Alright folks, buckle up, because our celestial buddy Mars has decided to crash the Libra party! Now, I'm not sure if you've met Mars before - he's a bit of a headstrong fellow, always barreling ahead full steam. Libra on the other hand - well, let's just say she likes to take her sweet time, like a sloth on a Sunday. So, what happens when you put a fiery planet in an airy sign? Think of it like tossing a hot potato into a feather pillow factory. It’s not the usual combo, but there’s a certain charm to it. While Mars is in Libra, relationships are going to be front and center. You'll be as aware of your interpersonal dynamics as a cat is aware of a laser pointer. But don't worry, no need to sharpen your claws just yet. We're going for balance here, not battles. Mars is swapping his usual aggressive attitude for a bit of Libra's diplomatic charm. Now, I know what you're thinking - with all this peacekeeping, surely we're just sweeping problems under the cosmic rug, right? Wrong! As much as we'd like to pretend everything's as fine and dandy as a unicorn on a rainbow, that's not exactly the case. This isn’t about avoiding conflict, but handling any issues with the grace of a ballerina on ice - sliding over tricky subjects with care and tact, aiming for long-lasting solutions rather than quick-fix band aids. And let's not forget, Libra is the sign of justice, so while Mars is visiting, it's a prime time to stand up for what's fair and square. Equality is the name of the game, and even if Libra usually prefers calm waters, she's not afraid to make some waves for the right cause. The only downside? Mars' impatience and Libra's indecisiveness might leave you feeling a bit like a hamster on a wheel, running in circles but not getting anywhere. But remember folks, it's not about rushing the journey, it's about making sure each step is taken with good intention. So take a leaf from Libra's book and take it slow, make sure your actions are filled with love, intention and above all, fairness. So, grab your cosmic surfboards and ride the wave of Mars in Libra. It might be a bumpy ride but hey, that's what makes it an adventure! Happy stargazing!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 07' 01", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 632766221km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Shuttle Up: Jupiter in Taurus
Alright folks, listen up! Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and extra large pizzas (just kidding, but wouldn't that be out of this world?), is hanging out in Taurus. Now, Taurus is basically the universe's favorite couch potato. So, what happens when you mix a smarty-pants planet with the zodiac's top sloth? You get a cosmic wake-up call, reminding us that we've got all the answers we need, right here in our noggin.
It's kind of like that remote you lost in the couch cushions. You know it's in there somewhere, but you've got to push past the popcorn kernels and mystery lint to find it. When Jupiter is in Taurus, it's our chance to dig deep and dust off our inner wisdom, which has probably been Netflixing it up in the recesses of our brains.
But wait, there’s more! Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic caffeine boost, energizing you to chase your dreams. It's time to write down your grand plans, whether it's building a model of the solar system out of cheese or finally starting that blog about alien fashion trends. With Jupiter's ambition and Taurus’ stubbornness on your side, you're set to conquer the galaxy (or at least your to-do list).
Now, let's talk money. Jupiter is the planet of good fortune (think winning a lifetime supply of astronaut ice cream), and Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac. When these two team up, you've got a golden ticket to Prosperity Town.
But remember, Taurus loves the good life (who doesn't?) and can sometimes overindulge. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, enters Taurus, the sign of "I want it all," we might have a cosmic case of the "gimmes." Just remember to keep your space boots on the ground and don’t go impulse buying a spaceship just because it has heated seats.
So there you have it, cosmic travelers. Jupiter in Taurus is your chance to wise up, buckle down, and maybe even hit the jackpot. Just watch out for those extraterrestrial spending sprees!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 02' 51", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1324546377km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Galactic Hitchhiker's Guide
Alright, star gazers, buckle up! Our cosmic buddy, Saturn - yes, the one with the fancy rings - has taken a detour and set up camp in the dreamy realm of Pisces. Now, I know what you’re thinking: "Saturn in Pisces? That's like Han Solo attending a poetry reading!" But hear me out, this isn't just some random space shuffle. This is the universe's way of telling us to dive deep into our dreams and aspirations, sort of like a celestial life coach.
Now, let's get nerdy for a moment. Sure, Saturn is a whopping 1,324,508,816.59 kilometers away - or about 823,683,349.52 miles for those still clinging on to the imperial system - but don't let the distance intimidate you. It's retrograde time, baby! So grab a notepad and prepare to brainstorm because we're about to get a cosmic crash course in dream realization. Yep, it's time to dust off that idea of opening a cat café or writing the next great sci-fi trilogy.
However, don’t expect Saturn in Pisces to be as smooth as a Millennium Falcon ride. It's more like trying to navigate an asteroid field. You see, Saturn is kind of like the galaxy's strict dad - always bursting into your room to give unsolicited advice, even if you’ve hung up a million "Do Not Disturb" signs. It might unsettle you at first, but remember, this grumpy old planet means well. His advice is like Yoda's wisdom - cryptic, but golden when you finally understand it.
And speaking of understanding, this is also the perfect time to work on your inner Zen. Since Pisces is the guru of sleep and dreams, you might experience some cosmic insomnia. So, take a stroll in your local Ewok forest, meditate by your favorite droid, or just take a good old-fashioned nap. Just make sure to keep a dream journal by your side, because who knows, you might wake up with a plan for a new hyperdrive.
So, brave stargazers, while Saturn may be far, far away, its influence is right here, nudging us to realize our dreamy aspirations. And remember, even in hyperspace, take time to slow
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 51' 17", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2847425914km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, grab your lightsabers, dear star gazers, because it looks like our friendly neighborhood rebel, Uranus, has decided to park itself in the steadfast realm of Taurus. Now, I can almost hear the collective gasp echoing across the galaxy, and rightfully so! This is like inviting a Klingon to a Jedi Council meeting - utterly unexpected and bound to shake things up! Taurus, bless its earthy heart, loves consistency and predictability, it's like that friend who always orders the same thing at the cantina, regardless of the specials. But Uranus? It's the cosmic equivalent of "Hold my beer!" It thrives on sudden change and innovation, essentially the Yoda of our solar system, always pushing boundaries and challenging the status quo. Now, Taurus being the Wall Street of the zodiac, with its fingers firmly on the pulse of finances and material possessions, we could be looking at some revolutionary changes in the way we handle our Galactic Credits. Could we be seeing the emergence of new forms of currency? Perhaps Bitcoin will be replaced by Wookieecoin? Banks might undergo a transformation worthy of a cybernetic organism (terminators, anyone?) and don't get me started on the housing and stock markets – they're in for a rollercoaster ride faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive! On a personal level, it's time to Jedi mind trick ourselves out of the financial shackles that bind us. Debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages - basically all the Sith Lords of our financial universe need to be dealt with. And don't cling onto those material possessions like Gollum to his precious. Uranus is here to liberate us, not unlike a certain farm boy from Tatooine. Resisting these changes would be as futile as trying to convince Vader to switch to the light side. Instead, embrace them, and you might just find that these changes lead to a stability more profound than Yoda's wisdom. Remember, "The greatest teacher, failure is." So don't fear the shake-up, because as we all know, the Force will be with you... always.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 13' 19", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4323803583km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, buckle up, star gazers, because Neptune has decided to throw a cosmic pool party and we're all invited! Currently, Neptune is doing the backstroke in its favorite astrological sign, Pisces. Now, Neptune is about as far from us as your Aunt Marge's fruitcake recipe is from being edible - about 4.3 billion kilometers, give or take a few hundred million. You might be thinking, "but what does it all mean?" Well, let me break it down for you. Neptune in Pisces is like having Bob Ross gently whispering in your ear that there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. It's an ethereal post-it note reminding us to focus less on the number of likes on our latest selfie and more on the bigger picture. It's a time when we can only see the forest for the trees if we remember to put our glasses on. With Neptune in Pisces, we suddenly realize that arguing over the last slice of pizza or whether Star Trek or Star Wars is the better franchise (it's Star Trek, by the way), is as pointless as a broken pencil. This cosmic combo is like a spiritual alarm clock, nudging us to wake up and smell the cosmic coffee. It's an invitation to tap into those deep, buried dreams we've been stashing away like hidden treasures. Whether that's learning to channel your inner Zen master, or finally creating that home office shrine to the Beatles. Remember folks, this is the perfect time to get in touch with your inner Jedi and use the force to make the world a better place. So, let's grab our pool noodles and dive right into this celestial swimming pool! Neptune in Pisces will be our lifeguard on duty, ready to support us as we navigate the deep end.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 58' 59", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5137563856km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Galactic Hitchhiker's Guide to the Cosmic Conga Line
Alright, my celestial wanderers, grab your towel and don't panic. It's another day in the cosmos and our maverick Pluto—often mistaken for a mere dwarf planet—is currently shaking its cosmic maracas in the realm of Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pluto is retrograde, it's 5137512103.015439987km away, and I'm still trying to locate my socks!" Well, fellow space hitchhikers, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
Think of Capricorn as a stern but fair cosmic manager, always eyeing the bottom line. Combine that with Pluto, the celestial embodiment of a radical life coach who isn’t afraid to use a sledgehammer to make you confront your deeply rooted fears, and you've got quite the cosmic cocktail. You might feel like the universe has suddenly forgotten how to be polite. It’s not that it’s being rude, it’s just...busy. Busy making you a better version of yourself (whether you asked for it or not).
And yes, you may find yourself temporarily less tolerant of other people's ideas. It's as if your brain has become a one-way street where only your thoughts are allowed to park. This can be a bit like trying to navigate the Improbability Drive during rush hour. Remember, though, it's all part of the process. The key is to use this transit to clear out the cosmic clutter, not add to it.
So, what does this mean for you? Well, it's a bit like the universe has handed you a celestial sledgehammer and said, "Go on, break those old habits. Smash them into stardust!" This is your chance to jettison those negative patterns and replace them with shinier, more efficient ones. But remember, like any good hitchhiker, be sure you know exactly what you're getting rid of before you toss it into the cosmic bin.
So, buckle up, space adventurers. The universe is always in flux, and right now, it's dancing to the tune of Pluto in Capricorn. It might not be the smoothest ride, but hey, at least it isn’t Vogon poetry!
Current Planetary Aspects