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23 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. Region 3435 (N09E03, Dki/beta) produced a long-duration M1.2/Sf flare at 22/0336 UTC. The flare was due to an approximate 17 degree filament structure lifting off beginning at 22/0153 UTC. A likely associated CME was observed off the NE limb in SOHO/LASCO C2 imagery beginning at 22/0224 UTC. Region 3435 also produced an M1.9/Sf flare at 22/2300 UTC. At 22/0645 UTC, another filament eruption was observed centered near N36W05. An associated CME was observed off the NNW limb beginning at 22/0736 UTC. Both CMEs were modelled with a potential glancing blow early to midday on 24 Sep.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed averaged around 400 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-5 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 05 degrees, 43' 40", at a velocity of 13.83 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 7.9 days old. It is 370765.52 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.
The Sun is at 29 Vir 58' 47", and is 150138066km away and approaching.The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 05 Cap 43' 40", and is 374768km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Well, buckle up my celestial stargazers, because the Moon is currently punching the time card in the hardworking sign of Capricorn! Now, I'm not saying it's putting on a suit and tie or anything—although with a distance of 375,034.583996880km away, who knows what sort of lunar shenanigans are going on up there? Maybe it's engaging in some zero gravity yoga or perhaps it's knitting tiny moon-rock sweaters for all its crater buddies. Capricorn, being the steadfast goat of the zodiac, is as practical and organized as they come. It's like that friend who color-codes their sock drawer and has all their spices arranged alphabetically. So, if you've been procrastinating on sorting out your life, now's a good time to channel your inner Capricorn. Make a list, check it twice, or thrice, or hey, why not go the full nine yards and make a spreadsheet? And remember, Capricorn's influence isn't limited to making to-do lists. This Earth sign is all about climbing those metaphorical mountains. So, grab your hiking boots, or more aptly your mental grappling hooks, and get ready to tackle the big stuff. Whether it's finishing that novel you've been writing or finally figuring out how to program your futuristic coffee maker, now is the time! The Moon in Capricorn is also a great time for some serious contemplation. Consider this a celestial timeout for some deep thinking. So, yes, feel free to spend an evening philosophizing about whether Schrodinger's cat prefers wet food or dry. But let's not forget the most important part of this lunar-Capricorn combo: balance. Just like our pal Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, it's all about keeping things in equilibrium. So, between all the organizing and mountain climbing, make sure to find some time for fun. Maybe have a dance-off with your Roomba or start a philosophical debate with your toaster. Remember, my dear astro-nuts, the universe is as full of laughter as it is of quantum physics. Now go forth, and may your lunar-Capricorn journey be as balanced as a Vulcan's logic and as fun as a Tribble on Red Bull!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 12 Vir 10' 31", moving at 1.07 degrees per day, and is 144843968km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ahoy, space travelers! Strap on your nerdy glasses and prepare for a cosmic journey as Mercury, our solar system's resident chatterbox, settles into the meticulous realm of Virgo. Now, before we get started, let's do a quick refresher on the astronomical basics, shall we? Mercury, sitting pretty at a whopping 144,626,048.621878356km away (give or take a few thousand kilometers – space GPS can be a bit wonky), is currently doing its fancy footwork in a prograde motion. Which, for those not fluent in astro-babble, means it's moving in the same direction as us earthlings. No backward shenanigans today! As Mercury moonwalks into Virgo, it's like a cosmic librarian has taken over the interstellar airwaves. Our mental processes become as sharp as a Vulcan's ears, our words are as precise as a Klingon Bat'leth, and we suddenly find ourselves communicating with the efficiency of C3PO. Sugar-coating? Nah, that’s for those Jupiter-in-Pisces days. Right now, we're all about cutting through the cosmic clutter and getting straight to the point. Virgo, the cosmic equivalent of a Swiss Army knife, has this knack for absorbing information like a black hole and stripping out everything that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. So while Mercury pirouettes through Virgo, our intellectual lightsabers are at full power, slicing through the fluff and communicating our thoughts in high-definition clarity. Now, I won't lie to you, folks. Mercury in Virgo isn't exactly a wild, intergalactic party. It's more like a productive brainstorming session in the Starfleet Academy library. But fear not! The chances to make real progress during this transit are as vast as the Andromeda galaxy. We can finally escape the tractor beam of dead-end ideas and circular conversations, focusing instead on the minutiae and actionable information. Talk about forward warp speed! But beware, brave stargazers! While Virgo's critical eye can often be as helpful as Spock in a crisis, we risk going full-on Dalek during this transit, obsessing over imperfections and blasting everything with our criticism ray guns. It's crucial that we channel more of a diplomatic Picard vibe, refining our speech and sharing our opinions with tact and kindness. After all, no one likes a grumpy Wookiee, right? So there you have it, space cadets! AsVenus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 18 Leo 25' 42", moving at 0.59 degrees per day, and is 69983340km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Alright, stargazers, strap in because Venus has just slipped into Leo like a starlet donning her most ostentatious fur coat. It's like a cosmic episode of RuPaul's Drag Race - everyone's ramping up the drama and expecting to be adored. I mean, who needs a quiet night in when you can have love shouted from rooftops? Venus in Leo is not about subtlety. It’s the celestial equivalent of that friend who insists on karaoke every Friday night and only ever sings 'Bohemian Rhapsody' with full-on interpretive dance. Expect grand gestures, big feelings, and the occasional tantrum if they're not the center of attention. You see, with Venus in Leo, it’s not enough to just be appreciated; we want a standing ovation, a dozen roses, and our name up in lights. It’s all about being adored, folks. But remember, while we're all busy demanding a star on the Walk of Fame, it's important not to forget there is no "i" in "we." If you keep insisting on solo performances, you might just find yourself doing a one-person show. Now let's talk about money. When Venus is in Leo, we tend to throw caution to the wind and treat ourselves to the glitz and glamour. Think less budget-conscious Virgo and more "I just won the lottery" indulgence. But remember, Leo is also a generous sign. So, while you're out splashing the cash on sequins and feather boas, don't forget to spoil your loved ones too. In short, Venus in Leo is like a shot of adrenaline to your love life. It's bright, it's bold, it's dramatic, and it's a heck of a lot of fun. So, take a cue from the cosmos and let your inner diva roar! Just remember to save some of the spotlight for the rest of us.Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 17 Lib 22' 20", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 378864118km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Listen up, stargazers! The Red Planet, Mars, has decided to swipe right and match with Libra. While they're about 378,855,239.477256536km apart (talk about a long-distance relationship!), this celestial union is set to shake up your world! Now, relationships are like the gravitational pull of a planet – sometimes they keep you grounded, other times, they send you spiraling into deep space. And with Mars doing its cosmic cha-cha in Libra's ballroom, you're going to be hyper-aware of the intricate dance of your relationships. While Mars is normally the rowdy, "let's fight for the last slice of pizza" type, its journey through Libra transforms it into a peacekeeper faster than you can say "quantum mechanics". Instead of picking fights or acting on impulse, you'll find yourself channeling your inner diplomat, working towards creating a universe where peace and love rule. However, keep an eye out for those pesky black holes of denial. It may be tempting to stick your head in the stardust and pretend everything's as fine as a binary star system in perfect synchrony, but remember, denial is not just a river on Earth! Repressing feelings won't make them disappear like a comet passing behind the sun. Instead, use this period to address difficult topics with the grace of a ballet-practicing astronaut in zero gravity. Libra, the celestial judge Judy, will inspire you to stand up and fight for justice and equality, even though it's typically passive. It's ready to duel with lightsabers if it means maintaining balance. But beware of the inevitable "paralysis by analysis". Mars wants to rocket through decisions, while Libra wants to ponder over every possible outcome like Sheldon Cooper deciding on the best spot to sit. But here's the secret formula: if your actions are infused with love, intention, and fairness, you're already making the right moves. So, gear up, my cosmic voyagers! It's time to navigate the Martian-Libran terrain with poise, compassion, and a good dose of humor. And remember, the stars might guide us, but it's our actions that shape our destiny. Safe travels!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 00' 01", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 629520651km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Greetings, star gazers and cosmic junkies! Now, I know we're all still trying to understand why Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet. (Really, astronomers? That's not very size inclusive.) But let's park that space buggy for a moment and focus on the big picture - Jupiter, the rotund ruler of the cosmos, has sidled into Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign. It's like when you spot a sumo wrestler in a china shop; you just know things are about to get interesting! Jupiter is the Mr. Miyagi of our solar system, always encouraging us to ponder, to question, to seek wisdom. And Taurus, well, Taurus is the cosmic equivalent of a tranquillized sloth. So when these two sync up, it's a gentle nudge from the universe that we don't need to go spelunking in the spiritual abyss to find answers. They're right there with us, probably tucked under the sofa cushions along with loose change and old pizza crumbs. This Jupiter-Taurus mashup is your green light to buckle down and make some serious progress towards your dreams. You'll feel a sudden surge to whip out neon post-it notes, create elaborate to-do lists, and tick off tasks like you're on a mission from Mars. Jupiter's infectious growth spurt combined with Taurus’ steadfastness will have you reaching for stars and actually grabbing a handful. Now, here comes the juicy part. Jupiter is the galactic good luck charm, and Taurus is basically Scrooge McDuck swimming in gold coins. This means that while Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, life can become a prosperity piñata. It's a cosmic jackpot where every pull is a win. So take this opportunity to give your financial status a once-over and see where you can plant seeds for growth. However, Taurus, that old hedonist, does love indulgence. It's like the zodiac's golden retriever – it wants all the treats, all the time. So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, rolls into town, we may find ourselves confusing needs with wants. It's important to remember not to go overboard. We need to be patient and not blow all our fortune on a spaceship because it has a cool laser beam. So, fellow cosmic adventurers, as we navigate this new intergalactic pairing, let's remember to keep our feet on the ground (or at least within the Earth's gravitational pull) and our minds openSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 55' 19", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1326792598km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Stellar Shindigs: Saturn Takes a Pisces Plunge
Alright, stargazers, buckle up! Our old buddy Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has parked his celestial keister in Pisces, the dreamy fish of the zodiac. That's like having your high school principal show up at a Grateful Dead concert.
But before you cringe and start looking for the nearest exit, take a deep breath. This isn't the time to run from the stern gaze of Saturn - it's the time to embrace it. Remember that one time when you daydreamed about opening a vegan food truck or building a wormhole generator? Now's the time to dust off those dreams and give 'em a good long look. Get out your notepad and start jotting down those business plans or physics equations.
Don't get me wrong, Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. Imagine your dad barging into your room, insisting on cleaning up your mess, even though you've clearly marked it as a "no-go zone". That's Saturn in Pisces. It might feel intrusive and uncomfortable, but trust me, you'll thank him later. So open up, let him in, and listen to his advice - no matter how much it feels like a lecture!
And hey, with all these extra thoughts floating around in the Piscean pool, don't be surprised if your sleep takes a hit. You might find yourself becoming more nocturnal than an owl at a night market. Don't fight it. Embrace the insomnia, meditate, take a walk among the trees, or even take a power nap (but keep that dream journal nearby). Heck, you might want to hit the hay a bit early just to give your brain some downtime. Because, if you listen closely, you'll find that Saturn's stern lectures are actually brimming with wisdom.
So, there you have it! Saturn in Pisces, folks - a mix of stern discipline and dreamy inspiration, like your high school principal leading a psychedelic rock band. It might seem a little weird at first, but trust me, it's going to be one heck of a ride!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 48' 57", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2843339139km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, my celestial explorers! Brace yourself for a journey across the cosmic plains to the realm of Uranus, which, by the way, is waltzing on the dance floor of Taurus right now. And let me tell you, it's causing quite the stargazing stir. Oh, and did I mention that Uranus is currently in retrograde? That's like doing the moonwalk on the surface of the moon itself. Talk about meta! Now, Taurus, bless its celestial hooves, is a creature of habit and comfort, much like your favorite uncle who insists on wearing his lucky socks to every family gathering. Yes, Taurus is that uncle, who would rather stick with his beloved flip phone than upgrade to a smartphone, because, well, "it still works perfectly!" Here comes Uranus, though, the interstellar equivalent of a tech-savvy teenager, ready to disrupt Taurus' comfy, cozy world with the equivalent of a cosmic software update. And let me tell you, there's no 'Remind Me Tomorrow' button on this one. Speaking of updates, your financial apps might be in for a surprise, too. With Uranus in Taurus, we might see some revolutionary changes in how we handle our Galactic Credits. We're talking brand-new currencies, a potential reboot of the banking system, and if the stars align just right, a seismic shake-up in the housing and stock markets. You might want to buckle up, my friends; it's going to be a wild space ride. On a more personal note, expect some light saber-like clarity slicing through your relationship with money and material possessions. We're being called to break free from the Sarlacc Pit of debt, taxes, and credit card interest. It's time to let go of the Death Star-sized burden of rent and mortgages. Remember, Uranus is all about liberation, and resistance, as they say in a galaxy far, far away, is futile. So, let's welcome these changes with open arms (or tentacles, or whatever you've got). They might just lead us to a new frontier of stability and prosperity. And remember, the force—and Uranus—is with you. Always.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 10' 01", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324131913km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, smegheads! It seems Neptune has decided to take a little vacation in the land of Pisces. Now, for those of you scratching your heads, let me shed some light on the situation. Neptune, the big, bluish gas giant that's about as many kilometers away as your average sci-fi novel has plot holes, has decided to hit the retrograde button. Easier than trying to parallel park that massive thing, I suppose. And what does this mean for you, dear earthlings? Well, it's a bit like being handed a pair of X-ray glasses at a superhero convention. Suddenly, you're seeing all sorts of things you never noticed before, like how utterly pointless it is to argue about whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. (For the record, it’s Red Dwarf.) With Neptune lounging in Pisces, we're given a golden opportunity to come together, much like the assembly of a flat-pack furniture. Only this time, the instructions are clear, the pieces fit, and no one ends up throwing a screwdriver through the window. This cosmic alignment is your VIP invitation to explore your emotional depth, kind of like diving into a pool filled with Jell-O. It's squishy, it's weird, but oh boy, is it fun. You might even discover gifts you never knew you had. Maybe you can sing in Elvish, or perhaps you’re fantastic at making balloon animals – who knows? Now is the perfect time to dabble in spiritual hobbies, like meditating with crystals or becoming one with your indoor plants. Neptune in Pisces is basically nudging you towards sharing these newfound discoveries on your SpaceBook page or GalacticGram profile. Just remember to use the appropriate hashtags like #NeptuneInPisces, #EmotionalDeepDive, and #NotAnotherCatVideo. So, gear up, cosmic voyagers! Neptune’s retrograde tour in Pisces is about unity, understanding, and finding humor in the little things. Just like that one time when Lister tried to convince Rimmer he was the king of the potato people. Ah, good times!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 57' 57", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5142264867km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
A Cosmic Standoff: Pluto in Capricorn
Alright, space cadets, buckle up! Our old friend Pluto - no, not the Disney dog, the other one, the 'not-quite-a-planet-but-we-love-him-anyway' one - is currently taking a joyride through the stoic sign of Capricorn. Now, imagine a chilled-out hippie (like yours truly) trying to run a Fortune 500 company. That's kind of what we're dealing with here.
You see, the cosmic energy of Pluto and Capricorn together is like mixing oil with... well, more oil. Both are all about that power and success, hustling 24/7, working towards that big bang of achievement. They're like the ultimate power couple of the zodiac world. Beyoncé and Jay Z, who?
But here's the catch, my star-gazing comrades. With great power comes... a potential disregard for anyone else's opinion. Yup, you might find yourself giving side-eye to anyone who dares to have a different perspective. It's like Pluto and Capricorn are hosting a party and they've forgotten to invite compassion.
However, Pluto isn't just about flexing its muscles in this cosmic gym. This distant chunk of icy rock also wants us to kick our bad habits into the outer stratosphere. We're talking about those pesky patterns that are about as useful as an inflatable dartboard. But remember, in the process of this celestial spring cleaning, some destruction is bound to happen. Just make sure it's the constructive kind, not the 'I-just-spilled-my-latte-on-my-laptop' type.
So there you have it, folks. Pluto in Capricorn, a cosmic drama of power, ambition, and a dash of intolerance. Keep your wits about you, stay flexible to different ideas, and remember to recycle those old habits into stardust. Happy star-sailing!
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