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24 September, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels. The largest flare was an M1.5 at 23/2043 UTC, likely from Region 3436 (N21, L=195) just beyond the NW limb. C-class activity was produced by Regions 3443 (N28W54, Dki/beta-delta) and 3445 (S15E19, Dri/beta). Slight growth and consolidation was observed in Region 3443. Slight growth was also evident in Regions 3441 (N07W47, Dri/beta-gamma) and 3445. Some separation was observed in Region 3435 (N09W10, Dki/beta).
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 400 km/s to near 325 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-6 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-6 nT. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 19 degrees, 44' 58", at a velocity of 14.21 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 8.9 days old. It is 367374 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 00 Lib 57' 30", and is 150095118km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 19 Cap 44' 58", and is 370046km away and approaching.Moon Is In Capricorn
Ahoy, celestial voyagers! Buckle up your cosmic seatbelts because the Moon has parked itself in the driveway of Capricorn. Yes, that ambitious goat of the zodiac is playing host to our lunar lodger and it's time to channel your inner mountain climber. The Moon, that gleaming disco ball hanging 370,295.553447265km away (give or take a few centimeters, let's not split hairs here), is residing in the stern and stoic Capricorn. This isn't a rock and roll party, folks. Nope, Capricorn's place is more of a quiet library where everyone whispers and you can hear the clock ticking. It's all about discipline, responsibility, and practicality now. But don't head for the hills just yet! Capricorn might be the CEO of the zodiac, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun. In fact, there's a certain joy in ticking things off your to-do list. So dust off that agenda, sharpen your pencils, and get cracking on your goals. Remember, even though the Moon in Capricorn may seem like your strict substitute teacher from 5th grade, she's actually here to help you nail those long-term projects with precision. Consider this a galactic pep talk to get your ducks in a row, or in this case, your stars aligned. But don't get too comfortable in your cubicle because the Moon is already packing its cosmic suitcase for its next trip to Aquarius. Yes, in the next 24 hours, our lunar pal is going to say "peace out" to Capricorn and "what's up?" to the water bearer. So get ready to swap your business suit for a tie-dye shirt, my friends. Until then, happy star-gazing and remember - you're a product of the universe, not just your local Starbucks!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 13 Vir 18' 16", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 149073888km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Well, smegheads, it's that time again! Mercury has gone and parked itself in Virgo. Now, I know we're all floating around in the cold vacuum of space, but let's pretend for a moment that we give a rat's posterior about astrology. So, what does this mean for you? Well, with Mercury in Virgo, it's like having Kryten's logic chip installed in your brain. You'll find yourself wanting to be as precise as Rimmer's Risk strategy, cutting through the usual smeg and getting straight to the point. No more beating around the bush, or in Lister's case, the curry pot. And just like Kryten on laundry day, you'll be highly skilled at taking in tons of information and stripping out everything that's not necessary. That's right, no more useless chit-chat about Gazpacho soup or the best way to polish a space weevil. It's all about the details now, my friends. Productivity is going to be big under this transit. Bigger than a polymorph pretending to be Lister's ego. We're talking real progress here, not just another futile attempt to get Holly to increase her IQ beyond 'village idiot'. But beware, my astrological aficionados, during this transit we can become as critical as Cat looking at last season's fashion trends. We might find ourselves pointing out faults like Rimmer on a resentment spree. So, remember to use a bit of tact when sharing your opinions, otherwise you might end up as popular as a GELF bride at a bachelor party. So there you have it, Mercury's in Virgo. Now don't you have something better to do, like avoiding a rampaging skutter or trying to figure out why your chicken soup dispenser keeps spitting out vindaloo?Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 19 Leo 01' 41", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 71024627km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus In Leo, Star Trek Style
Set your phasers to stunning, star children, because Venus has boldly gone into the dramatic realm of Leo, the Captain Kirk of all zodiac signs. This isn't your average, everyday love story - no, this is a love story directed by JJ Abrams with lens flares and epic orchestral music.
Venus in Leo is like a Red Shirt on an away mission - they want to be noticed. They crave the spotlight, the adoration, and the applause. And they won't settle for a polite golf clap, they want a standing ovation. So, get ready to beam up some big romantic gestures or risk being left behind on the Starship Enterprise while everyone else is out exploring strange new worlds and seeking out new life and new civilizations.
But be warned, just as every Starfleet officer knows, with great power comes great responsibility...or was that Spiderman? Anyway, Leo can bring a touch of Klingon drama if they feel neglected. You might find yourself embroiled in a passionate debate about who left the replicator on, just so they can feel like the center of attention again. It's important to remember that even in space, we're all in this together. After all, there's no "I" in "team", but there is one in "tribble".
Now, onto the topic of Gold-Pressed Latinum. While Venus is in Leo, your spending may mimic that of a Ferengi at a Galactic Trade Convention. You'll be looking to add a little sparkle, a little bling, a little 'Starfleet chic' to your life. But remember, just like a holodeck simulation, the joy of spending is only temporary. The real satisfaction comes from replicating that perfect gift for someone else, making them feel as special as a Vulcan at a logic conference.
In conclusion, Venus in Leo is like an episode of Star Trek: it's bold, it's dramatic, and it's full of possibilities. So, whether you're a human, Vulcan, Klingon or Andorian, remember to live long and prosper... with love!
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 18 Lib 01' 59", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 379065825km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Well, folks, gather 'round and lend me your ears, because the cosmos is broadcasting in all frequencies today. Mars, that big red ball of cosmic energy, has decided to play house in Libra. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Mars the aggressive one? And isn't Libra all about peace, love, and balance?" Well, my astrologically attuned friends, you're absolutely correct! This is akin to a Klingon trying to master the art of Zen meditation! Now, let's talk about this celestial shindig. Mars, in its usual fiery gusto, is all about charging ahead while Libra, on the other hand, likes to sit back, sip some herbal tea, and ponder the meaning of life. So, when these two clash, it's like trying to solve a quantum physics problem while riding a unicycle - a bit wobbly, but not impossible! With Mars in Libra, we're all going to be feeling the pull between taking action and considering everyone else's feelings. We're more likely to play nice, avoid conflict, and strive for that perfect balance. It's as if we've all taken a deep dive into a pool of tranquility. Sounds peaceful, doesn't it? But beware, my stargazing friends, this can also lead to indecision and procrastination. We might find ourselves stuck in a cosmic loop, much like Captain Sheridan trying to decide between a second cup of coffee or going straight for the 'flarn'. However, don't let this planetary tango get you down. Use this time to address any lurking issues with diplomacy and grace. Remember, even the greatest supernovas started with a spark of energy. And who knows? Maybe this Mars-Libra mashup will inspire you to stand up for justice and equality, just like our favourite space captain. Just remember, if you find yourself caught in a cosmic tug-of-war between action and indecision, take a leaf out of Sheridan's book: make a choice, stand by it, and if all else fails, remember that the universe has a strange sense of humor. Now, go forth and navigate this Mars in Libra phase with grace, humor and a pocketful of stardust!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 56' 14", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 627942849km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, hello there, star-gazers! Buckle up because our big ol' buddy Jupiter has decided to take a road trip through Taurus, and let me tell you, the astrological GPS is predicting one heck of a journey! Now, imagine Jupiter as your eccentric uncle who thinks he's Einstein reincarnated. He's got a brain the size of a planet (because, well, he IS a planet), and he's all about that deep thinking life. Now, pair him with Taurus, who's basically the Gandalf of the zodiac - steady as a rock, slower than a snail on a lazy Sunday, but with a heart as vast as the universe. So what happens when Uncle Jupiter crashes at Gandalf Taurus's place? Well, you've got wisdom-central! It’s like having Yoda and Dumbledore in a cosmic brainstorming session. So, buckle up your mental seatbelts, folks. This cosmic combo is here to remind us that we've got all the spiritual wisdom we need, right inside us. Yep, no need to climb any mountains or meditate under waterfalls. The 'force' is already with you, padawan! Now, Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about pondering the mysteries of the universe. Oh no, it's also about getting stuff done! It's like having a personal cheerleader encouraging you toward your long-term goals, shouting "You can do it!" while doing somersaults across the cosmos. So, grab your space pens, make those to-do lists, and start ticking things off. Go get 'em, tiger! But wait, there's more! Jupiter, the cosmic lucky charm, combined with Taurus, the zodiac's personal bank, could mean a windfall is heading your way. It's like winning the cosmic lottery! Just remember to check your financial horoscope daily, or you might miss out on all that celestial cash! However, a little word of caution. Taurus is a bit of a cosmic hedonist and loves a good indulgence. Now, with Jupiter's expansive vibes, you might feel like treating yourself a little too often. So, while it's okay to enjoy the cosmic caviar, remember to keep your space wallets in check. Impulse buying a spaceship might seem fun at the moment, but the cosmic credit card bill might bring you back down to Earth! So there you have it, folks! Jupiter in Taurus - a time for wisdom, goal-crushing, potential prosperity, andSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 51' 38", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1327975458km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn Takes a Swim in Pisces
Alright, folks, buckle up - or rather, unbuckle, because it's time to take a deep dive into the cosmic sea. Saturn, our stern celestial taskmaster, has decided to paddle around in Piscean waters for a while. This might sound like asking your super-serious boss to join a beach party, but hear me out.
Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic life coach, pushing you to turn those daydreams into reality. Thinking of writing a book? Start outlining. Been dreaming of starting a business? Time to crunch some numbers and draft a plan. Sure, it’s not as fun as floating aimlessly in the pool of dreams, but hey, even starfish have to move sometimes.
But here's the catch—Saturn isn't known for its subtlety. It’s likely to bust into your dreamscape like a physicist at a poetry reading, questioning your wildest dreams with its pesky logic and practicality. And we all know how annoying that can be. But keep in mind, even though Saturn may seem like a party pooper, it's actually here to help. So instead of hanging a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your dreams, let Saturn in to do some spring cleaning.
Now, with all this cerebral circus going on, you might find sleep elusive. Don't worry, it's not because you've consumed too much caffeinated star dust. It's just Saturn and Pisces having a cosmic powwow in your subconscious. So, take a chill pill—meditate, go for a hike, do some deep breathing, or just take a nap. Remember to keep a dream journal handy; you never know when you'll dream up the next big thing... like a TARDIS, perhaps?
So, get ready, stargazers. Saturn in Pisces is all about bringing dreams to reality. It might feel like you're a fish out of water, but remember, even the biggest planets make a splash when they dive into the cosmic sea.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 47' 44", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2841335950km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Galactic Remix
So, dear stargazers, our chummy planet Uranus has packed its cosmic bags and sauntered into the earthy neighborhood of Taurus. Now, this is like Sheldon Cooper moving into a hippie commune - it's bound to be chaotic, unexpected, and probably a little comedic. Taurus prefers a good Netflix binge to sudden excitement any day, but Uranus is about as unpredictable as my Wi-Fi connection on a stormy night.
Old ways of doing things are about to get upgraded faster than your phone apps at 3 am, and let me tell you, it's going to be a wild ride. Kinda like when you forget your morning coffee and realize it in the middle of your commute. Buckle up, folks!
As for finances, Taurus being the Bill Gates of the Zodiac, we're looking at some serious changes. Imagine cryptocurrency meeting Monopoly money, or banks turning into online gaming arenas. The stock market might do the cha-cha or the tango, we really don't know yet. In short, Uranus in Taurus is like a science experiment that's either going to result in a Nobel prize or an explosion.
On a personal level, this transit is all about shaking off the money shackles. Debts, taxes, credit card interests - they're about to feel as outdated as a floppy disk. We'd all love to break free from rent and mortgages, right? Well, Uranus is here like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to rethink our materialistic ways. It's time to declutter, not just our homes, but our financial habits too.
But don't panic! Remember when Pluto was demoted and we all thought it was the end of the world? Well, it wasn't. Change can be good, and the stability we gain from this Uranus transit could last longer than your grandma's fruitcake. So, let's embrace it! After all, resisting change is like trying to argue with a Vulcan - it's pointless and you'll probably lose.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 08' 22", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324363237km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright folks, put on your space helmets and prepare for warp speed because Neptune's in Pisces, and it's about as retrograde as your dad's old bell bottoms. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Neptune's how many kilometers away?" But trust me, the cosmic vibes are getting through loud and clear - through all 4,324,356,558.977794647 kilometers of them! Now, Neptune and Pisces are like those two buddies from high school who were always on the same wavelength. When they team up, they turn into a kind of emotional X-ray machine, helping us see right through our petty squabbles and differences. Suddenly, we realize being unified is way cooler than arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste... Again. This planetary pajama party is a call to action, a cosmic kick in the pants to find out what we can contribute to our shared betterment. You think you've got a killer brownie recipe? Share it! Got a knack for carpentry? Build something! Think you've unlocked the secret to perpetual happiness? For the love of science, tell us! And let's not forget about our spiritual side. Neptune in Pisces is like that one friend who's always trying to get you into yoga or meditation. Now might just be the perfect time to say, "Fine, Karen, I'll try it." Maybe even build yourself a little zen corner at home. Who knows? You might find it's your thing! But remember, guys, it's not enough to just discover these cool, new parts of yourselves. Neptune's in Pisces to remind us to share those discoveries with others. Because at the end of the day, we're all on this tiny blue dot together, hurtling through space at 30 kilometers per second. So let's make the most of it, shall we? Peace and love, my interstellar travelers!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 57' 29", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5144646315km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn - The Cosmic Comedy Club
Alright, folks! Gather 'round the cosmic bonfire and let's chat about our friend Pluto. You remember Pluto, right? The little icy underdog that got booted from the planet club but is still chilling (literally) over 5 billion kilometers away. I mean, talk about social distancing! Well, Pluto's hunkered down in Capricorn right now, and let me tell you, it's creating a vibe that's as serious as a Vulcan at a Star Trek convention. Both Pluto and Capricorn are all about that hustle, they're like the cosmic version of two dudes comparing their LinkedIn profiles. However, with all this ambition flying around, it's pretty easy to lose sight of other people's perspectives. You might find yourself dismissing others' ideas faster than a Trekkie dismisses Star Wars. Remember, diversity of thought doesn't only apply to intergalactic alien species, so try not to become intolerant of ideas that aren't your own. Now, here's where things get interesting. Pluto, that frosty little rebel, wants us to ditch the old habits that aren't working for us anymore. It's kind of like when you finally decide to clean out your basement and find that old Atari system. Do you really need to keep it? Probably not. But does it spark joy? That's the real question. So, as you navigate through your life's clutter, be intentional about what you're tossing aside. Remember, destruction can be constructive if done correctly. In conclusion, while Pluto is retrograding through Capricorn, keep your eyes on the prize but don't forget to respect the viewpoints of others. And remember, the journey towards success isn't just one giant leap for mankind, but a series of small steps...or should I say, one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind? Either way, safe cosmic travels, my friends!
Current Planetary Aspects