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26 September, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3435 (N10W37, Dki/Beta-Gamma-Delta) continued to be the most complex region on the visible disk, maintained a weak delta and gamma configuration, and produced C-class flares. Region 3445 (S14W09, Dai/Beta-Delta) underwent some minor consolidation in its intermediate spots and was responsible for a C9.9 flare at 25/0813 UTC, the largest of the period. Region 3443 (N28W81, Eso/Beta-Gamma) showed little signs of change, although it became foreshortened and less visible, and produced low-level C-class flares. Region 3447 (S23E08, Dao/Beta) underwent notable evolution as it developed penumbra on both poles and increased in spot count.
The solar kp index is active, reinforcing retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters reflected CME influences, likely from the 22 Sep event from AR 3435. Total field increased to peaks of 32-34 nT between approximately 25/0644-1131 UTC, but has since decreased gradually to 18-19 nT. The Bz component of the IMF underwent maximum southward deflections of up to -16 nT during the early hours of the day, but then shifted northward and primarily remained so after approximately 25/0400 UTC. Solar wind speeds were relatively unimpressive however, averaging between ~420-500 Km/s. Phi was predominantly positive beginning around 25/0730 UTC.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 5% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Aquarius, at 18 degrees, 50' 24", at a velocity of 14.83 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.1 days old. It is 363546.26 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 02 Lib 55' 01", and is 150009025km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Aquarius
The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 18 Aqu 50' 24", and is 362492km away and approaching.Moon Is In Aquarius
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Set phasers to 'stunned' because your lunar lodestar, our dear Moon, has currently set up camp in the stellar realm of Aquarius! That's right, my interstellar enthusiasts, it's not a holodeck simulation — the Moon is actually a whopping 362,644.442520085 kilometers away, give or take a metronome or two. If you've got a spare spaceship lying around, now's the time to take it for a spin! Now, as our favorite Captain, Jean-Luc Picard, would say, "Things are only impossible until they're not." So, hold on to your tricorders because this lunar Aquarian visitation heralds a period of free-thinking, innovation, and boundary-breaking. It's like the entire universe decided to wear its 'Live long and prosper' t-shirt today — only, instead of Vulcan, we're partying in Aquarius! Our moon, acting like a cosmic chameleon, is going to shift its energy signature and slip into the dreamy realms of Pisces within the next 24 hours. That's quicker than a Tribble's reproduction cycle, folks! So, make the most of this Aquarian energy while it lasts. Remember, in the words of Captain Picard, "Seize the time... Live now! Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again." So, whether you're aligning crystals, meditating in your zen garden, or debating Schrödinger's cat over a soy latte, embrace the vibrant, revolutionary energy of Aquarius. Engage with the world around you, question the status quo, and boldly go where no one has gone before! And remember, keep your warp speed at an acceptable limit. We wouldn't want any space-time anomalies, now would we?Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 15 Vir 52' 11", moving at 1.37 degrees per day, and is 157391423km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury in Virgo: Get Your Geek On!
Well, stargazers, pack your spectacles and sharpen your pencils, because Mercury is clocking into Virgo, the cosmic accountant of the zodiac. And let me tell you, this is not the time to be flapping around like a chicken without a head. No siree! We're going full-on Einstein here, folks! As Mercury moonwalks into Virgo, it's like our brains are suddenly sprinkled with stardust. Our words transform from vague mumbles to laser-precise expressions. It's like swapping your old dial-up connection for high-speed fiber optic broadband. We aren't interested in sugar-coating or fluff, we want facts, stats, and bullet points. And maybe a pie chart or two. Virgo has a built-in B.S. detector that could put NASA's tech to shame. As Mercury pirouettes through Virgo, our ability to sieve out the nonsense from the newsfeed becomes sharper than a samurai sword. So, forget 'fake news' and hello 'just the facts, ma'am'. Productivity becomes our middle name during this transit. Sure, it's not as fun as a party at the Playboy mansion, but the opportunities for tangible progress are ginormous. You'll find yourself more focused than a cat stalking a laser pointer, zeroing in on details and useful nuggets of info. But beware, my astrology aficionados, Mercury in Virgo can turn us into hyper-critical hermits. Yes, discernment is a virtue, but obsessing over every flaw and fault is like trying to count every star in the galaxy - frustrating and ultimately pointless. If you find yourself nitpicking every tiny detail, remember - even the cosmos isn't perfect. So, go easy on the criticism, sprinkle your opinions with a dash of diplomacy, and remember - even in Virgo, Mercury still has a sense of humor.Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 20 Leo 17' 24", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 73129339km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus in Leo: The Galactic Disco
Alright, stargazers, put on your space boots and get ready to groove because Venus, the cosmic DJ, has just slipped her celestial record into the Leo turntable. Yeah, you heard me right, Venus is in Leo, and the universe is about to become one interstellar discotheque. When Venus starts spinning her love tracks in the house of Leo, it's like someone turned up the volume on the jukebox of affection. It's a cosmic karaoke night and everyone's singing their emotions at the top of their lungs. Expect grand gestures that are as loud as a supernova and just as shiny. If love was a comet, it would be visible from Mars right now! You see, nobody wants a mere 'like' or 'appreciation' when Venus is rocking the Leo stage. Oh no, we want nothing less than absolute adoration, baby! This is the time to take risks and make those galactic-sized gestures. If you're playing it safe, well, you might just find yourself floating alone in the asteroid belt. But remember my celestial comrades, Leo may be the life of the party, but it also comes with its fair share of interstellar drama. If you feel like your star isn't shining as brightly as it should, there's a chance you might go supernova on those who are just trying to orbit around you. But remember, in the grand scheme of the galaxy, you're not the only sun. Let's talk about cash, or as I like to call it, 'Earth credits'. With Venus in Leo, it's all about feeling like a million bucks. Leo loves a bit of pizzazz, so don't be surprised if you find yourself spending a little extra on some shiny space bling. But remember, Leo is a generous sign, so while buying that fifth pair of moon boots might make you happy, gifting someone a star might just make you feel like a cosmic king or queen. So, buckle up stargazers, because Venus in Leo is about to turn your world into a swirling, twirling cosmic disco. It's a time to remember that without a little bit of interstellar fun and excitement, life would be as dull as a black hole. So get out there and let your love shine like a supernova!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 19 Lib 21' 26", moving at 0.66 degrees per day, and is 379443897km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Alright my celestial companions, buckle up because Mars has just RSVP'd to Libra's fancy cosmic soirée. Yes, you heard it right! Mars, our fiery friend, known for his robust energy and 'go-getter' spirit, is now chilling in the refined, balanced, and aesthetic realm of Libra. Imagine Sheldon Cooper at a music festival or Spock at a poetry slam. That’s the kind of vibe we're dealing with. While Mars is sashaying through Libra, relationships are the talk of the universe. It's like watching an episode of Friends but the Ross and Rachel drama is replaced with peace treaties and diplomacy. The usually aggressive Mars ditches its lightsaber for a white flag, embracing Libra's peacemaking abilities. However, this doesn't mean we're all turning into cosmic doormats. No, no! We're more focused on creating harmonious bonds than engaging in Twitter wars. Think of it as an intergalactic group hug. But beware, my stardust siblings! This planetary powwow can also lead us into playing the 'everything's fine' game, even when our spaceship is clearly on fire. Avoiding conflict might seem like the easy way out, but remember, even the TARDIS needed maintenance from time to time. With Mars in Libra, we're given a diplomatic passport to discuss difficult subjects with kindness and grace. It's not about avoiding asteroids, it's about navigating them wisely. This cosmic combo also brings forth a sense of justice stronger than Batman's dedication to Gotham. Equality is the new cool and even the usually passive Libra is ready to roll up its sleeves and fight for balance. The only downside? You might feel like you're stuck in an episode of The Big Bang Theory where everyone's overthinking everything. Mars is ready to charge ahead, but Libra wants to weigh the pros and cons first. Tip from the cosmos: if you're acting with love, intention, and fairness, you're on the right path. So, remember to channel your inner Jedi and embrace the power of balance and diplomacy during this transit. And yes, you have my permission to blame any indecisiveness on Mars being in Libra!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 48' 07", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 624880118km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Ahoy, space navigators! Buckle up your asteroid belts, because we're about to do some serious star trekking. Our cosmic GPS shows that Jupiter—our Mr. Big Shot of the solar system—is hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's most down-to-earth dude. So, what does this mean for us mere earthlings? Let's dive into the cosmic abyss! Jupiter, the planetary bigwig of wisdom and deep thoughts, pairing up with Taurus, the zodiac's favorite couch potato, is like Captain Kirk deciding to binge-watch Star Trek reruns instead of exploring the final frontier. It's a cosmic reminder that we don't always have to boldly go where no one has gone before to find answers—they're often chilling right there on our own personal Starship Enterprise (or, like, inside us, if you prefer less nerdy metaphors). This interstellar meet-up is like a green light on your celestial dashboard. Time to warp-speed towards those dreams and long-term goals! Energized by Jupiter's go-getter attitude and Taurus' determined plodding, you'll be ticking off those space-chores like a Tribble reproducing at an alarming rate. Trust the process, folks. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Death Star. Now, here's where things get really interesting. Jupiter is basically the Bill Gates of planets—when it comes to good luck and fortune, it's got it in spades. And Taurus is no slouch either—it's the Warren Buffet of zodiac signs. So basically, expect some serious stardust to sprinkle on your bank account. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don't go buying every spaceship in the galaxy. Taurus tends to enjoy the finer things in life—like a perfectly cooked steak or a vintage bottle of Romulan ale. And when Jupiter, the planet known for its 'go big or go home' attitude, comes into the mix, we might find ourselves grappling with the age-old question: "Do I really NEED another Starfleet uniform?" Stay strong, space cadets, and resist those impulsive splurges. Or you might end up like Quark, with a mountain of gold-pressed latinum and nowhere to store it. So there you have it, folks. As we voyage through this cosmic journey, remember to stay grounded, keep your phasers set on 'stun', and may the force—er, I mean, prosperity—be with youSaturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 44' 28", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1330458441km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Room Inspection
Well, stargazers, it's about that time again. Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, has taken up residence in Pisces, the zodiac's dreamland. And let me tell you, it's like Sheldon Cooper crashing a Renaissance Faire. It's Spock at a poetry slam. It's... well, you get the idea. Saturn being in Pisces is like your science teacher showing up in your daydream about becoming a superhero. Suddenly, you're not just flying around in spandex, you're calculating the aerodynamics of your cape, assessing the physical exertion of lifting cars, and wondering how to pay taxes on your secret lair. That's right, Saturn in Pisces means it's time to put on your lab coat and inspect those dreams under a microscope. I know, I know, it sounds as fun as doing long division while riding a roller coaster. But trust me, this cosmic combo is here to help us turn our dreams into reality. Now, don't go barricading the door to your dreamworld just yet. Sure, Saturn might feel like that one roommate who always insists on a cleaning schedule and separate shelves in the fridge. But listen up, Saturn's advice is like listening to Bill Nye explain quantum physics - it's practical, it's logical, and it just might blow your mind. Of course, with all this intense scrutiny, we may start to feel a bit... restless. You know, like staying up until 3am watching a documentary on string theory. But fear not! This is the perfect excuse to embrace your inner Zen master. Meditate, take moonlit walks, start a dream journal, or if you're like me, just invest in an extra-soft pair of pajamas and an eye mask. So let's welcome Saturn into Pisces like a surprise pop quiz. It might be challenging, but remember - even Einstein started with E=MC². And who knows? By the time Saturn packs up and moves on, we just might find ourselves living our dreams - cape not included.
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 45' 08", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2837412865km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: Brace Yourselves, Earthlings
Well, strap on your anti-gravity boots and prepare for a celestial roller coaster ride because Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, has just sauntered into the serene pastures of Taurus. Imagine a punk rocker crashing a tea party and you've got the basic idea. This is like trying to teach a sloth to breakdance - it's not going to be pretty, but it's definitely going to be interesting.
Taurus, the celestial embodiment of 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it', will now have to deal with Uranus, the planet that loves to shake things up just because it can. It's like an inter-galactic game of Jenga where we're all waiting to see what piece Uranus will pull out next. The old ways of doing things might suddenly seem as outdated as a floppy disk in a quantum computer.
Now, Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac, all about the Benjamins and financial stability. But with Uranus in the mix, we may need to brace ourselves for some cosmic-level Wall Street shenanigans. Banks may start accepting space rocks as currency, you might find yourself investing in asteroid real estate, and who knows, maybe your next paycheck will be delivered by a drone. Remember, Uranus is in retrograde, meaning it’s moving backward – or at least, it appears to be. This could mean reversing trends or revisiting old issues. So if you've been having dreams about using floppy disks - this might be the time!
On a personal level, it's time to rethink our material world like a hipster at a thrift store. Do we really need that avocado toast printer or the latest model of the quantum smartphone? Uranus is here to liberate us from our materialistic chains. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to only keep what sparks joy and toss out the rest. And remember, change is the only constant in this universe. So, don’t dig your heels in, go with the (zero gravity) flow. The only thing we can predict with certainty is that things are about to get a lot more interesting!
So buckle up, Earthlings! It's going to be quite a ride. But remember, even the most turbulent space journeys can lead to new galaxies of understanding. And who
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 05' 04", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4324959722km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, stargazers, buckle up and get ready for a cosmic ride that's more intense than the DeLorean hitting 88 miles per hour. Neptune, that big ol' blue gas giant, is hanging out in Pisces, which means things are about to get real groovy, man. And by groovy, I mean like, quantum physics level groovy, but without the mind-boggling math. Neptune in Pisces is like Doc Brown and Marty McFly teaming up - it's an epic combo of deep emotion and interconnectedness. It's like suddenly realizing that you're not just a time-traveling teen, but a vital part of this incredible cosmic tapestry. Petty differences? They're as relevant as Biff Tannen in the grand scheme of things - totally insignificant! This celestial event is basically your personal invitation from the Universe to contribute to the world in a unique way. Got a crazy idea that could change the future? This is your moment, Einstein! It's time to put on your thinking cap, or in my case, my lucky tie-dye bandana, and brainstorm ways to make this world a better place. Feeling spiritual? Great Scott! This is the perfect time to dive deep into that. Set up your home altar, meditate, do yoga, or simply contemplate the mysteries of the Flux Capacitor. The point is, Neptune in Pisces is all about making connections, both earthly and divine. Remember, folks, we're all in this space-time continuum together. So let's use this time to share our ideas, dreams, and maybe even invent a flying skateboard or two. After all, we've got the power of Neptune in Pisces on our side!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 56' 36", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5149467773km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Alright, my star-gazing mates! Gather 'round for a celestial round of "what's happening in the cosmos"! Now, let me tell you, Pluto - yes, that little icy underdog not even considered a planet by some (rude) - is currently taking a leisurely, backwards stroll through Capricorn. Don't panic! It's not lost, it's just retrograde. You see, when Pluto goes retrograde, it's like it puts on a pair of those ridiculous X-ray specs from the back of comic books. Suddenly, it's seeing all the junk we've been hoarding, all our worn-out patterns and habits, and it's saying, "Look here, Earthlings, this mess won't tidy itself!" Capricorn, on the other hand, is standing over there with a clipboard and a stopwatch, tapping its foot impatiently. It's all about efficiency, success, getting things done - and it doesn't particularly care if it has to step on a few toes or ruffle a few feathers to do it. The Goat ain't got time for your feelings, sorry. So, what does this mean for you, my dear star-children? Well, it's time to get rid of the old to make way for the new. But remember: destruction can be constructive if it clears the path for better things. Beware, though! While decluttering your life, make sure you don't become too intolerant or dismissive of others' ideas. Not everyone's rubbish is the same as yours, after all. So, fetch your space brooms and dustpans, my friends! It's cosmic spring cleaning time. Make sure what you destroy is only what is holding you back so you can reveal the shiny, efficient machine of progress underneath. Remember, the stars may guide us, but don't forget to take the wheel. Now, off you go! The universe won't tidy itself, you know!Current Planetary Aspects