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1 October, 2023
Solar activity was moderate due to an M1.2 flare at 30/1635 UTC from Region 3451 (N14E60, Dai/beta-delta). Multiple C-class flares were observed from Regions 3445 (S14W79, Hsx/alpha), 3447 (S22W57, Cso/beta), 3450 (S19E31, Eai/beta-gamma), and 3451. Slight growth was observed in Region 3450. New Region 3451 grew moderately and formed a delta magnetic configuration within its northern spots. The rest of the spotted regions were either stable or in decay. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters decreased to nominal conditions. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 450 km/s to near 410 km/s. Total field ranged from 3-6 nT while the Bz component was between +4/-5 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 03 degrees, 00' 11", at a velocity of 14.28 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. It is 373949.51 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 07 Lib 49' 20", and is 149795053km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 03 Tau 00' 10", and is 368517km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, Luna has sashayed her way into Taurus, the celestial bull's backyard, and she’s a whopping 368,245.752898901 kilometers away. That’s far enough to make even the most die-hard road tripper reconsider their plans! Now, Taurus is known for being grounded, practical, and a bit stubborn. If Taurus were a character in Star Trek, it'd definitely be Captain Picard, firm and unmovable. But with Moon in town, things are about to get interesting! You see, our dear Moon is a big fan of comfort and stability, much like your favorite pair of worn-in socks. So, when it visits Taurus, it's like an epic cosmic sleepover! They order takeout, binge-watch black holes, and talk about...well, universe stuff. What does this mean for you? Expect the unexpected! You might suddenly have an urge to re-arrange your furniture or color-coordinate your bookshelf. Or perhaps you'll develop a newfound passion for knitting or an inexplicable craving for exotic Martian cuisine. Hey, don't blame me; blame the Moon and her 368,245.752898901 km distance! This cosmic alignment is also a prime time for self-care. Draw a bath, light some candles, and play your favorite Spock monologue on repeat. Embrace the cosmic energy and align your chakras with Alpha Centauri or whatever star system floats your spaceship. Remember, in the grand cosmos, we're all just stardust with dreams, caught in the gravitational pull of life, love, and the pursuit of the perfect warp speed. So, buckle up space cadets, and may the Moon in Taurus guide you to the final frontier of inner peace and self-discovery!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 23 Vir 34' 18", moving at 1.67 degrees per day, and is 176291470km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Alright, folks, strap in and grab your pocket protectors because our favorite celestial speedster, Mercury, has just parked its cosmic caboose in Virgo. Now, for those of you who might not be "in the know," this means we're about to get real nitpicky with our thoughts and words. No more fluffy conversations about the existential meaning of Rick and Morty – we're going straight for the jugular of truth! Imagine, if you will, a supercomputer on overdrive -- yeah, that's your brain under Mercury in Virgo. It's like having a PhD in everything but, you know, without the crippling student loans. This is a time when your mind is as sharp as a samurai sword, slicing through nonsense like warm tofu. Are you ready to become the Marie Kondo of your life? Because productivity is skyrocketing faster than Elon Musk can say "Mars Colony". You'll find yourself cutting out the clutter, tossing aside dead-end ideas like last season's ugly Christmas sweaters. It's all about forward movement, baby! But remember, with great power comes great... well, you know the rest. There's a fine line between being discerning and becoming a cranky old professor nitpicking every minute detail. Don't let the Mercury in Virgo transit turn you into a hyper-critical hermit, okay? In short, this is a time to refine your speech, streamline your thoughts, and maybe, just maybe, learn to express your opinions with a little more finesse. Or you know, you can just keep arguing about Star Trek vs Star Wars. Your choice!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 23 Leo 46' 35", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 78500720km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Astrological Alert: Venus Swipes Right on Leo
Oh, my dear celestial wanderers, prepare yourselves! Your favorite intergalactic matchmaker, Venus, has just swiped right on none other than the King of the Zodiac jungle, Leo. Now, you're probably thinking, "Obi-Wan, what's this got to do with me?" Grab your lightsaber and keep reading, my friends. Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco party. It's all Studio 54 meets Star Wars Cantina, with a dash of Ewok enthusiasm. Everyone’s strutting their stuff, boogieing down, and confessing love like they're in a 1980s power ballad. Expect grand romantic gestures, passionate soliloquies, and maybe even a Wookiee-sized tantrum or two. Now, here’s the Jedi mind trick. With Venus in Leo, it’s not enough to be admired like a well-maintained Millennium Falcon. No, no, you want to be worshipped like the Force itself. You might feel compelled to swing from the chandeliers or slide down a rainbow into a pot of gold glitter. But remember, young Padawans, while it’s fun to play Han Solo, this isn't a solo mission. Keep the "we" in mind, or you might end up flying solo in your spaceship of love. When it comes to credits (or earthly money, as you non-Jedi folks call it), Venus in Leo sees it as but a tool for spreading love and joy. Think of it as your very own Death Star, not to destroy planets, but to shower them with gifts and niceties. So, go ahead, splurge on that diamond-encrusted lightsaber or that set of golden droid figurines. Just remember, generosity is the path to the light side of the Force. In short, my star-gazing friends, Venus in Leo is like a supernova of love, passion, and fun. It's a time to rekindle your relationships, express yourself boldly, and remind yourself that life without a little bit of excitement is like a droid without a battery. So, hop in your X-wing, buckle up, and enjoy this interstellar ride. May the Force (and Love) be with you!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 22 Lib 40' 50", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380244498km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Mars in Libra: A Cosmic Dance of Diplomacy and Dithering
Alright, star gazers, gather 'round. Our red-headed stepchild of the solar system, Mars, has decided to crash at Libra's pad for a while. This buddy cop duo might seem a bit mismatched at first glance - kind of like Sherlock Holmes teaming up with The Big Lebowski, but trust me, it's going to be interesting.
Mars, the celestial embodiment of your aggressive uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, is currently playing footsie with Libra, the zodiac's resident diplomat who'd rather discuss abstract art than arm-wrestle. It's like Mars has been put through an intensive etiquette course, and now instead of picking fights, he's picking out matching napkin sets.
During this cosmic waltz, we're all going to feel like we're on a reality show called "Extreme Relationship Makeover." We'll be hyper-aware of our partnerships: the good, the bad, and the "why did I ever swipe right?" But beware, folks! Mars in Libra is kind of like that friend who insists "everything's fine" while their house is slowly sinking into a sinkhole. Ignoring problems won't make them disappear (unless you have a magic wand, in which case, call me).
So, while we're all channeling our inner diplomats and trying to avoid conflict like it's the office plague, remember it’s not about avoiding issues, it's about tackling them with the finesse of a prima ballerina. Think of it as a cosmic lesson in Graceful Conversations 101.
And here's the twist, folks. Even though Libra is usually as passive as a sloth on a lazy Sunday, it's ready to throw down for justice when Mars is in town. Think of it as a cosmic superhero, ready to preserve balance faster than you can say "equilibrium."
The rub? Well, Mars is all about taking action, while Libra is that friend who takes forever to decide on a restaurant. So, we might find ourselves in a bit of a procrastination pit. But remember, if your actions are wrapped in love, intention, and fairness, even the most hesitant step forward is a victory dance under Mars in Libra.
So buckle up, my celestial comrades, and prepare for some planetary peace talks
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 24' 42", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 617791793km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, well, well, folks! Pull out your telescopes and checkbooks because Jupiter, our beloved cosmic overachiever, is doing a slow strut through the Taurus walkway. And boy, is the universe having a field day! Jupiter, you see, is like the geeky scientist of the galaxy. It’s always pondering about the mysteries of life, trying to figure out the formula for peace, happiness, and that perfect cup of coffee. Now, it's decided to take a field trip into the realm of Taurus - the zodiac equivalent of a trust fund kid with a love for fine wines and plush velvet sofas. Picture this: our nerdy Jupiter, in a room full of velvet and gold leaf, trying to balance its natural urge to expand with Taurus' desire to sit back, enjoy the good life, and maybe eat that extra cookie. Yes, it's as entertaining as it sounds! With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like we've been given a cosmic to-do list, written in glittery ink, and a giant green light to start checking off those dreams. Want to start a business? Bam! Jupiter's got your back. Want to buy that expensive cashmere sweater you've been eyeing? Taurus says, "Go for it, darling!" But remember, while Jupiter and Taurus are cheering you on, they also remind you to be patient, practical, and maybe save some cash for a rainy day. Did I mention the potential for prosperity? Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, combined with Taurus, the Wall Street mogul, could equal some serious financial gains. So, if you've been thinking about playing the lottery or investing in Bitcoin, now might be the time. Just don't forget to consult your financial advisor first (and no, your horoscope doesn't count as financial advice). However, my starry-eyed friends, remember that while Jupiter in Taurus may feel like an all-you-can-eat buffet of life's luxuries, it's important not to overindulge. Because let’s face it, the universe isn't going to pay your credit card bill. So, as Jupiter continues its cosmic cha-cha in Taurus, remember to enjoy the ride, make your dreams a reality, and maybe stash away a few pennies for the future. Because remember, my friends, the universe works in mysterious ways, but your bank account does not!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 27' 42", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1337328329km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
When Saturn Slips into Pisces
Alright, stargazers, buckle up and hold onto your telescopes! Saturn, that old taskmaster, has decided to take a dip in the mystical waters of Pisces. If you're feeling like you've been plucked from reality and dropped into a Salvador Dali painting, don't fret, it's just Saturn doing its thing. And hey, who doesn't enjoy a little cosmic chaos?
With Saturn in Pisces, it's time to get comfortable in the realm of dreams and imagination. You know those wild daydreams you have about quitting your job and becoming a llama farmer in Peru? Or that book you've been dying to write about intergalactic space travel and alien romance? Well, now's the time to take those crazy ideas seriously! Yes, I know, it sounds as plausible as a vegan T-Rex, but trust me on this.
But beware, the journey won't be as smooth as a buttered-up otter on a Slip 'N Slide. Saturn, being the cosmic version of a strict parent, might poke and prod at your dreams, questioning their authenticity and feasibility. It might feel like being cross-examined by a lawyer with a PhD in dream-squashing. But remember, just like your nerdy science teacher in high school who pushed you to understand quantum physics, Saturn is here to help you solidify your dreams into reality.
Now, with all this cerebral action happening, you might find yourself tossing and turning at night, wrestling with your dreams like they're a hyperactive chihuahua. It's time to embrace the chill. Meditate, take a leisurely stroll through nature, practice deep breathing, or even take a power nap (but keep a dream journal tethered to your wrist!). Prioritize rest and relaxation during this transit.
And, hey, you might even want to hit the hay earlier than usual. I know, it sounds like a party at a monastery, but getting enough sleep will help you process all the deep wisdom that Saturn in Pisces is offering. So, stargazers, it's time to dive deep into the cosmic waters and swim with the celestial fishes. Happy dreaming!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 37' 54", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2828117727km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, celestial citizens! Grab your telescopes and your favourite physics textbooks, because the cosmic disco ball, Uranus, is boogying its way through the astrological nightclub that is Taurus, and this party is going to last... urm, seven years. Yes, you heard right, SEVEN YEARS! The Universe really knows how to throw a rager, huh? Now, I know what you're thinking: "Taurus likes slow jams and comfort food, not sudden dubstep remixes!" And you're right. Taurus is the cosmic equivalent of your grandma's comfy, worn-out recliner. It's all about stability, tradition, and knowing where the remote control is at all times. But here comes Uranus, the astrophysical representation of that eccentric cousin who shows up unannounced and rearranges your entire living room because "the feng shui was off." This planetary mash-up is akin to a cosmic version of Punk'd. But don't panic just yet. This isn't about causing chaos for the sake of it. It's about innovation, evolution, and shaking things up so we can see the stars from a new angle. On the financial front, Uranus in Taurus could be the start of a new Bitcoin frenzy or a total revamp of our banking systems. Imagine if banks became as obsolete as cassette tapes, replaced by something more efficient and less prone to eating your money. We might see the stock market do the Macarena, and housing could get a makeover that would make even the Property Brothers blush. On a personal level, this transit is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to reconsider our relationship with material possessions. Do you really need that 10-year-old collection of Star Wars bobbleheads? (Okay, yes, those are cool. Bad example.) But really, this period beckons us to evaluate what truly 'sparks joy' and what's just cluttering up our life. Remember, Uranus is not here to cause havoc. It's here to liberate us from the old and boring, like a celestial punk rocker with a heart of gold. So put on your metaphorical dancing shoes, and let's boogie our way into a future that's as exciting and unexpected as a plot twist in a sci-fi novel. Happy stargazing!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 56' 55", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4327226256km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Great Scott! Strap on your hoverboard and buckle up, folks, because Neptune is in Pisces, and it's about to take us on a wild ride through the time-space-emotion continuum! I know, I know, it sounds like something out of a sci-fi novel, but bear with me. And oh my stars, did I mention it's in retrograde? It's like driving your DeLorean DMC-12 backwards through a cosmic car wash. It's 4,327,211,402.640550613km away, and yet, it's affecting us all right here on good old planet Earth. You see, when Neptune does its groovy thing in Pisces, it's like we've been given a pair of x-ray specs that can see straight into the heart of humanity. All those petty squabbles over who left the cap off the toothpaste suddenly seem as insignificant as a speck of space dust on the rim of the cosmos. Now, you're thinking, "But Doc, what can I, a humble earthling, do amidst such cosmic chaos?" And to that I say: Embrace it! Tap into your inner Einstein, or Edison, or heck, even your inner Doc Brown! You've got brilliant ideas, boundless dreams, and a boatload of potential just waiting to be unleashed. This is your golden ticket, my friends, to hop on the spiritual Hogwarts Express. Take up meditation, or yoga, or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try astral projection? Create a sacred space at home, somewhere you can connect with the universe. And then, share your thoughts and experiences with the world. Remember, the flux capacitor...I mean, the energy of Neptune in Pisces will be there to guide you. So, let's get our plutonium powered engines revving, folks, because with Neptune in Pisces, the future is whatever we make it. And remember, where we're going, we don't need roads...just a little bit of cosmic inspiration!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 54' 52", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5161831707km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, star gazers and intergalactic travelers! Now, don't go hitting the panic button just yet but Pluto - yes, that icy rock we demoted to dwarf planet status (no hard feelings, right?) - is cozied up in the house of Capricorn. You know, the ambitious, hardworking, unyielding goat of the zodiac? It's like putting Spock in charge of a Star Wars convention...interesting times ahead! Now, both Pluto and Capricorn are all about success and power. Kind of like Leia herself; they're laser-focused and efficient. However, they have the diplomatic skills of a Wookiee on a bad hair day. They could care less about other people's viewpoints during this transit. So you might find yourself channeling your inner Darth Vader and force-choking anyone who dares disagree with you. Maybe not the best approach, my friends. On the brighter side, Pluto is all about casting off what doesn't serve us anymore. Picture it as a cosmic Marie Kondo, if she had the power to blow up planets that no longer spark joy. But remember, this isn't about creating a Death Star-sized hole in your life. It's about conscious destruction. Think of it as setting your old patterns on a one-way trip to Alderaan. So strap into your Millennium Falcon, folks. It's time to let go of what no longer serves you, even if it feels like parting with your favorite droid. Just remember - be deliberate, mindful, and if all else fails, use the Force!Current Planetary Aspects