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2 October, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M2.5 flare at 01/0132 UTC from Region 3452 (N11E47, Dai/beta). Region 3452 continued to show growth over the period. Region 3451 (N16E48, Dri/beta-delta), just to the north of 3452, retained a small delta magnetic configuration. Slight growth was also observed in Region 3450 (S19E18, Eai/beta-gamma). New Regions 3453 (N12E11, Cro/beta) and 3454 (S12E64, Hrx/alpha) were numbered. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were near background conditions. Solar wind speed ranged from 391-436 km/s. Total field ranged from 2-6 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-6 nT. Phi angle was predominantly positive.
There is a 40% chance of solar activity, with a 25% chance of a minor event, a 10% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Taurus, at 17 degrees, 04' 33", at a velocity of 13.86 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.9 days old. It is 378576.05 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 08 Lib 48' 18", and is 149752662km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 17 Tau 04' 33", and is 373938km away and receding.Moon Is In Taurus
Well, gather round you celestial enthusiasts, because the Moon has decided to take a vacation in Taurus. Yes, you heard it right! Our beloved, cheese-covered satellite has settled down for a little chillaxing in the 2nd sign of the zodiac. And let me tell you, the Moon is not just around the corner, nope. It's precisely 373,621.087211766 km away. Not that we're keeping track or anything... Now, if the Moon could pack a suitcase, it'd be filled with fuzzy slippers, hot cocoa, and a whole lot of comfort food because Taurus is all about taking it easy, folks. You might feel an urge to binge-watch your favorite science fiction series, eat copious amounts of pizza, or even talk to your plants. And if you're wondering why you've suddenly developed a deep connection to your cactus named Fred, well, blame it on the Taurian energy. Remember, Taurus is ruled by Venus, the planet of love and money. So, you might find yourself daydreaming about winning the lottery or finally getting that promotion. Or maybe you're thinking about that cute barista at the coffee shop? Quit staring at their latte art and make a move! And oh, a pro tip from your friendly, neighborhood astrologer: avoid any bullfighting jokes. The Moon in Taurus might make some of us a bit more sensitive than usual. So, folks, put on your comfiest PJs, grab a bucket of popcorn, and enjoy this cosmic vacation while it lasts. After all, the Moon won't be in Taurus forever. And remember: don't panic, it’s only astrology... with a pinch of quantum physics.Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 25 Vir 15' 19", moving at 1.7 degrees per day, and is 179623049km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Astro-nerds, buckle up! Mercury's in Virgo and it's about to get real - like, "ant at a picnic" level of detail-real. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for me?". Well, I'm glad you asked, because folks, we're about to embark on a cosmic roller coaster ride, and trust me, it's gonna be a hoot! First off, let's talk distance. Mercury is currently chilling at a cool 179455888.865887731km away. Yes, that's an actual number, I didn't just fall asleep on my keyboard. It's far, but don't worry, Mercury's not ghosting us, it's just doing its prograde thing. Now, Mercury being in Virgo is like your brain on super-caffeinated coffee. Your neurons are firing on all cylinders, your speech is as sharp as a well-tuned lightsaber, and you're cutting through the BS faster than a politician deflects a scandal. Sugar coating? Pfft, who needs it? Not you, because you're all about getting straight to the point. You'll find yourself channeling your inner Marie Kondo, stripping out all unnecessary info and focusing only on what sparks joy (or, you know, is actually useful). This is a fantastic time for productivity - think Elon Musk on a Red Bull bender. You're not just in the fast lane, you're making serious tracks. But let's not forget, with great power comes great potential for foot-in-mouth disease. Beware of becoming hyper-critical. Remember, no one likes a party pooper. Reign in those impulses to nitpick every little thing. Instead, channel that energy into constructive criticism. Tactful communication is your secret weapon during this transit. So folks, as we navigate this Mercury in Virgo phase, let's embrace the clarity, celebrate the productivity, and remember to communicate with kindness. After all, we're all just stardust spinning through space. Now isn't that a cosmic perspective for you?Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 24 Leo 31' 32", moving at 0.76 degrees per day, and is 79590553km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Venus In Leo: Cosmic Disco Inferno
Hold onto your pocket protectors, star gazers! Venus has just parked its celestial RV in the Leo campground and it's about to get LIT. Picture RoboCop swapping his uniform for a tie-dye shirt and bell-bottom jeans, that's you during this transit.
When Venus waltzes into Leo's domain, we're not just talking about feelings – we're organizing a love parade, complete with neon signs and giant confetti cannons. Think of it like Comic-Con but for your emotions. Instead of cosplay, though, expect playfully extravagant dates, flamboyant declarations of love, and possibly even drama worthy of a Star Wars prequel.
With Venus in Leo, we don't just want to be "liked". We want to be worshipped like the super nerds we are. This is the time to take risks, like confessing your love in Klingon or finally asking your crush for that Dungeons & Dragons date. Those who prefer to stay in their shyness shell, beware! You might end up like the last pick in a Quidditch team.
Love during this transit is more volatile than Schrodinger's cat. Leo is a sign that loves the limelight, and when we feel like our efforts are going unnoticed, we might pull a Hulk and smash. Remember, a relationship is like a group science project – we need to work together to make it successful. If we only focus on ourselves, we might end up alone, like Pluto (the planet, not the Disney character).
Now, let's talk about money. When Venus is in Leo, money becomes a tool for joy rather than just survival. Think of it as trading in your calculator for a magic wand. It's not just about indulging in that limited edition Star Trek memorabilia, but also about spreading the joy by treating your loved ones to those overpriced comic books they've been eyeing. Remember, Leo is as generous as a Hogwarts feast, so don't hold back on sharing the love.
Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco party – it's vibrant, it's exciting, and it's an opportunity to re-energize your relationships and life. So let down your hair, dust off your dancing shoes, and let the stardust guide you to the fun side of the universe.
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 23 Lib 20' 52", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380380211km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Alright, folks, grab your telescopes and buckle up because Mars is chilling in Libra and things are about to get real... friendly. I know, I know, you were probably expecting some "War of the Worlds" level intensity because, hey, it's Mars - the planet named after the god of war, right? But stick with me here. This ain't no gladiatorial showdown. No, sir! In this cosmic episode, our fiery planet is hanging out in the sign of balance, harmony, and 1-on-1 partnerships. So instead of all-out space battles, expect a celestial tea party that even the Mad Hatter would approve of. While Mars is doing its thing in Libra, we're all going to start channeling our inner diplomats. That's right, even your neighbour who can't decide on whether to paint their fence blue or green will be more inclined to negotiate. And you? You'll find yourself being more thoughtful and friendly, less likely to start an argument over who ate the last slice of pizza. But beware, my astro-buddies! With all this peace and goodwill floating around, we can end up ignoring those pesky problems that need addressing. Think of it like ignoring that blinking check-engine light in your car. Sure, you can still drive, but ignoring it won't make it go away. Use this time of cosmic diplomacy to address those issues with grace, love, and a dash of scientific logic. Libra, the celestial judge Judy, prompts us to fight for justice and equality. So, even if you're usually as passive as a sloth on Valium, you'll find yourself standing up for what's right. And this is a good thing! Just remember, it's not always about being right, but about finding balance. Though, let's be honest here, Mars in Libra can make us feel as decisive as a quantum particle in a superposition state. It's like Mars is the one impatiently tapping its foot, waiting to make a move while Libra is busy pondering which chess piece to play. But don't fret! As long as you're acting with love, intention, and fairness, you're making the right moves in this cosmic dance. So, keep calm and Mars on, my friends! And remember, no matter how far away Mars might be (and trust me, it's a whopping 380374533.446016610km away), the effects of its transit through Libra are as near as yourJupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 19' 31", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 616476105km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, folks, grab your telescopes and put on your space-nerd glasses because guess what? Jupiter has just pulled into Taurus' cosmic driveway and boy, is it making a splash in the celestial neighborhood! First things first, let's get the science-y stuff out of the way. Jupiter, our solar system's resident big guy - no, not your Uncle Bob, I mean the planet! - is currently 616525725.276981592km away. Yes, you heard it right! Quite the trek, isn't it? And the cherry on top? It's currently in retrograde! Imagine driving that distance only to realize you left the stove on at home. Now, when the planet of wisdom decides to bunk up with Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn couch potato, it's like inviting Einstein to a sit-in protest. The whole universe is screaming: "The answers are within you!" But, with the cacophony of daily life, we often mishear it as "The ants are in your pants!" This cosmic sleepover is a golden opportunity to make some real progress on your dreams. With Jupiter's wanderlust and Taurus' relentless determination, we're all being nudged to embrace our inner project manager. Prepare those to-do lists, folks, and don't forget to use colorful post-its! Now, here's the juicy bit. With Jupiter being the lucky charm and Taurus having a knack for cash, there's a potential for some serious cosmic ka-ching! So, dust off those old lottery tickets, or better yet, take a hard look at your financial situation and make some smart moves. But remember, Taurus is also that friend who can't resist an extra slice of cake. With Jupiter, the planet of expansion, joining the party, there might be a temptation to splurge. So, don't trade your telescope for a diamond-studded space-hammock just yet. In the grand scheme of things, this celestial event is a cosmic nudge to dig deep within us, set tangible goals, make smart financial decisions and keep our indulgences in check. So, buckle up, star gazers, and remember - space might be a vacuum, but it doesn't mean we can't fill it with laughter!Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 24' 34", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1338812314km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Galactic Dance of Dreams and Dad Jokes
Alright, star gazers, strap in your seat belts and put on your dream catcher earrings because the cosmic waltz between Saturn - the strict dad of the universe, and Pisces - the ethereal daydreamer, is about to get real. With Saturn being 1338760170.506364107km away (yeah, I calculated it down to the decimal, because SCIENCE), its retrograde motion is the perfect time for a bit of introspection. Or as I like to say, "It's time to talk to your inner unicorn."
Think of Saturn in Pisces as your personal life coach, albeit one with a penchant for rules and regulations. Time to take those dreams you've tucked away, like opening a vegan bakery or writing a post-apocalyptic sci-fi trilogy, and give them some serious attention. Grab a notepad, a cup of herbal tea, and let the cosmic energies guide your brainstorming. Sure, it might feel like a celestial intervention, but sometimes we need a universal "kick in the asteroids" to get things moving.
Now, don't get me wrong. Saturn's not going to tiptoe around your dreams like they're a field of daisies. He's more likely to march right in, boots and all, asking tough questions and challenging your assumptions. He might even ruffle your feathers a bit, like that uncle at family reunions who asks why you're still single. But remember, Saturn's advice, much like that weird green juice your yoga instructor swears by, is actually good for you. So, let's embrace the cosmic wisdom with open arms (and minds).
Piscean energy often taps into the realm of dreams and sleep, so don't be surprised if you find yourself tossing and turning more than usual. Maybe it's time to invest in a lava lamp, try out that meditation app you downloaded ages ago, or take a leisurely walk in the park (while maintaining social distance, of course). Oh, and don't forget to keep a dream journal by your bed. Who knows, maybe your next big idea will come to you in a dream about alien civilizations or talking llamas.
Remember, folks, while Saturn in Pisces may seem like an interstellar rollercoaster, it's all part of the cosmic journey. So hang tight, keep dreaming,
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 36' 20", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2826351018km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Attention, star gazers. All hands on deck! Uranus has parked its celestial posterior in Taurus, and it's about to shake things up, folks! Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Astrologer, Taurus is as steady as a slow-cooked pot roast, it's as predictable as my grandpa's Sunday afternoon naps." True, my friends, but let's not forget who we're talking about here. Uranus, the cosmic troublemaker, the heavenly punk rocker with neon hair and a penchant for chaos. And it's decided to crash Taurus's tea party. Imagine Uranus like that eccentric uncle who shows up at Thanksgiving, announces he's vegan, and then proceeds to turn the turkey into a tofurkey. That's right, dear stargazers, the status quo is about to get a cosmic makeover. Our tried and true ways of doing things are about to be Uranus-ized. And what's Taurus's favorite toy? Money, of course! So, buckle up your budget because the financial roller coaster is ready for takeoff. We might see new types of currency pop up. Bitcoin might get a quirky cousin called Uranuscoin. Or maybe banks decide to trade in their 'no shirts, no shoes, no service' signs for 'we accept shell currency'. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to cut up your credit cards and live off the grid. It's trying to help us break free from the chains of materialism. "Debt? What debt?" says Uranus, as it tosses our bills into a celestial bonfire. So, should we resist this change? Well, resisting Uranus is about as useful as using a chocolate teapot. This cosmic wave of change is here whether we like it or not. But here's the good news, the changes that Uranus brings can actually lead us to a more stable future. And who knows? We might end up thanking that eccentric uncle for turning our world upside down. So, here's to Uranus, the cosmic punk rocker, shaking things up in Taurus's world. Let's sit back and enjoy the ride!Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 55' 18", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4327811617km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, aliens from all corners of the galaxy, lend me your ears! Or antennae, or whatever you use to hear. We're taking a cosmic cruise today, and our destination is Neptune in Pisces. Now, despite being a whopping 4.3 billion kilometers away (yes, I double-checked my calculations), this celestial spectacle has a big impact right here on Earth. And with our dear Neptune currently in retrograde, things are about to get interesting. But what does this mean for us humble earthlings, you ask? Well, it's like this. Imagine yourself at a concert, right? You're in the mosh pit, there's music blasting, people jumping around, someone's spilled beer on your shirt - chaos! Suddenly, the lights dim, a spotlight hits the stage, and out walks your favorite artist, strumming the opening chords of your favorite song. All the noise fades away, everything else becomes unimportant. That, my friends, is the magic of Neptune in Pisces. It makes us see past the trivial, past the annoying, and focus on what really matters. This cosmic combo wants you to take stock of your gifts - and no, not the ones still wrapped up from last Christmas. I'm talking about your inner talents, your dreams, your passions – the things that make you, YOU. It's an invitation to explore your emotional intelligence and discover your unique contribution to the world. It’s like getting an exclusive VIP pass to the concert of self-discovery. So, folks, now's the best time to enroll in that Reiki course you've been eyeing, or set up a zen corner at home, complete with crystals, incense, and a yoga mat. Neptune in Pisces is giving us the green light to connect with our spiritual side and share our newfound wisdom with the world. Remember, my cosmic comrades, we're all on this spaceship Earth together. So, let's tap into the unifying power of Neptune in Pisces and make it a journey worth remembering! And hey, if you ever feel lost, just remember this - even at 4.3 billion kilometers away, Neptune's got your back. Peace out, stargazers!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 54' 36", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5164352570km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Dalek's Guide to Cosmic Conquest
Attention, fellow beings of the cosmos! The distant and often misunderstood dwarf planet, Pluto (not to be confused with Goofy's dog), is in Capricorn. Oh yes, you heard that right! And it's not just casually hanging around, it's retrograde! That's like the universe's version of moonwalking. It's 5,164,296,361.732625961km away, but who's counting? Except for astrophysicists, of course. And maybe a few Daleks.
Now, what does this mean for us? Well, Pluto and Capricorn are both big fans of power and success. They're like the cosmic equivalent of a power-couple, always striving for world...I mean, universal domination. During this transit, we might find ourselves a tad less patient with others' viewpoints. It's not that we're becoming Daleks, obsessed with extermination, but we're definitely more result-oriented. So, remember, while it's great to be ambitious, don't turn into a despotic Dalek. Tolerance is still golden!
But here's where it gets interesting. Pluto, our frosty friend, wants us to ditch our negative patterns. Imagine it as your personal cosmic declutterer, Marie Kondo-ing your life! But hold on to your hats, because this involves some deconstruction. Picture it as a sort of cosmic recycling. You know, out with the old, in with the new. Or, in Dalek terms, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE"...the things that no longer serve you!
So brace yourself for a bit of cosmic chaos. And remember, if you hear a metallic voice behind you saying, 'You will be upgraded', it's probably just Pluto in Capricorn trying to give you a little push. But if it's saying, 'Exterminate!', well, you might want to start running!
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