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3 October, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels when new Region 3455 (N25E58 Cro/Beta) produced an M1.9/1N flare at 02/1246 UTC with a corresponding eruption to the south. Region 3450 (S18E04 Eac/Beta-Gamma) remains the most magnetically complex and produced some low-level C-flares. More intermediate spots developed in this region. Region 3452 (N11E33 Dai/Beta) was the largest at 240 mil, but showed some consolidation in the leader spots. A very faint CME was observed in LASCO C3 imagery around 02/1418 UTC possibly associated with dimming in GOES-16 SUVI imagery between 02/12-13 UTC. Ill let the night shift make the call. A preliminary analysis suggested it would be moving at 260 km/s.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind was generally slow (350-400 km/s). Bz was southward (approx. 0 to -5 nT) for much of the period. Density was low, which prompted a change from DSCOVR to ACE around 02/0217 UTC. The subsequent loss of ACE tracking around 1615 UTC forced a return to DSCOVR by 1646 UTC. The speed reported by DSCOVR was generally reasonable at the time of writing.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 00 degrees, 43' 03", at a velocity of 13.42 degrees per day.
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19 days old. It is 383481.77 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 09 Lib 47' 18", and is 149710387km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon is at 00 Gem 43' 03", and is 379929km away and receding.
Moon Is In Gemini
Alright, my star-loving stormtroopers, buckle up! Your astrological commander is here with another interstellar bulletin. Now, don't go all 'C3PO-in-a-trash-compactor' on me, but the Moon has parked its celestial self in Gemini. Yes, you heard it right! That's not a Death Star, that's our beloved Moon! If you've ever wondered what it feels like to be a twin with yourself, well, this is your moment. The Moon is currently 392,201.824290853 km away (give or take a lightyear or two), nestled snuggly in Gemini's constellation. That's closer than Tatooine is to the nearest cantina, folks! Gemini's dual forces are going to have you feeling like you're stuck in a hyperspace jump. One minute you're Luke Skywalker, grappling with complex emotions and the next, you're chillin' like Han Solo, nonchalantly dodging asteroid fields. You might even find yourself suddenly fluent in over six million forms of communication... or, you know, just really good at trivia night. But remember, much like a Jedi Knight doesn't rush his padawan training, don't rush yourself through these alternating phases. Embrace the experience! This is the cosmic equivalent of switching between Luke and Leia on a Super Star Wars game console. But don't get too comfortable in your Jedi robes, folks. This moon phase is about as stable as a landspeeder with a flat tire. In the next 24 hours, the Moon will be hopping faster than an Ewok on Endor, moving into the realm of Cancer. So, whether you're feeling more like a scruffy-looking nerf herder or a wise old Jedi Master, remember to go with the flow of the Force. Or in this case, the space-time continuum. May the stars be with you, always!Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 26 Vir 58' 03", moving at 1.72 degrees per day, and is 182785643km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury: The Virgo Edition
Well, star gazers, we're in for a treat. The cosmic speedster, Mercury, has parked its rear end in Virgo's garage and it’s not coming out anytime soon. Don't freak out, though! This isn’t some interstellar carjacking incident — it's more like Mercury's gone on a cerebral road trip and decided to chillax in the ever-analytical Virgo.
Mercury in Virgo is like Sheldon Cooper with a dash of Doctor Strange - all about the intellectual rigor, precision, and no room for fluff. Forget about beating around the cosmic bush; under this transit we're slicing through space junk like a lightsaber through butter. So, best make your words count, folks! You've got a direct line to the universe, don't waste it asking for the winning lottery numbers.
Now, Virgo is like that one friend who's great at solving Rubik's cubes while simultaneously discussing quantum physics. And with Mercury hanging out there, our mental faculties are in overdrive. We'll be digesting data faster than a black hole can swallow a star. It's productivity on steroids!
However, remember, every silver lining comes with a touch of cosmic cloud. With Mercury in Virgo, we might turn into hyper-critical keyboard warriors or verbally harsh Spocks. We could find faults in everything, from the curvature of the Earth to the color of your aura. Yes, discernment is a good thing, but let's not go around insulting others' star signs or getting frustrated by our own cosmic quirks. Tact is key, people, so let's keep the space-time continuum friendly.
So, buckle up, space cadets! It's time to ride the cosmic waves of Mercury in Virgo. Embrace the productivity, seek clarity, and remember — keep those interstellar insults to yourself!
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 25 Leo 17' 26", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 80684638km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Well, buckle up, star gazers, because Venus has just swanned into Leo like a celestial diva heading for her spotlight. Now, if you're thinking "Venus in Leo, what's the big deal?" Hold onto your horoscopes because things are about to get dramatic! When Venus, the planet of love and all things shiny, struts into Leo, the zodiac's resident drama king, it's like someone cranked up the volume on a romantic comedy. Expect declarations of love so grandiose, they'd make Romeo blush. And dates? Oh, they'll be as playful as a game of hide-and-seek in a candy floss factory. But be warned, folks, the need for adoration during this transit is as high as the space station. So, if you're one of those people who play it safe in love, you might find yourself playing solitaire instead. And oh dear, do we have drama! If Leo feels like it's not getting enough attention, it might just throw a cosmic tantrum that would make a supernova look like a flickering candle. Remember, though, there's no "i" in "we", but there sure is a "me". So, focus less on your own needs and more on others' - unless you fancy a date with your own ego. Now, let’s talk about money. With Venus in Leo, it's less of a safety net and more of a magic carpet ride. It's all about the glitz, glamour and treating yourself (and those you adore) to something special. But don't just splurge on yourself, Leo’s generosity is as expansive as the universe, so spread some of that love around. In short, Venus in Leo is like a galactic fiesta, full of color, flamboyance, and a dash of drama. It's a time that can rekindle your relationships, add a bit of spice to your life and remind you that without a little fun and excitement, life is just a bunch of carbon atoms floating in a vacuum. So, put on your cosmic party hats, because we're going to light up this universe like a Vegas strip!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 24 Lib 00' 56", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380507817km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Oh, by the cosmic spectral dust! Mars, that fiery, tempestuous planet of action and drive has sashayed into Libra, the ever-so-balanced, somewhat indecisive, and consummately diplomatic sign. This planetary salsa is going to have some interesting effects, my friend. Now, imagine if you will, Mars, that headstrong jock of the solar system, on a date with Libra, the cool, collected, and sophisticated intellectual. Mars is raring to go, ready to charge ahead, but Libra, ever the diplomat, insists on weighing everything up before making a move. It's like trying to decide whether to binge-watch the latest season of 'Stranger Things' or finish your quantum physics homework. The struggle is real, people! During this transit, we’re sporting rose-colored glasses, enamored by the beauty of our relationships. We're less likely to be the instigators of intergalactic warfare and more inclined to play the peacekeepers. So, expect fewer lightsaber duels and more tea ceremonies. But beware, my star-crossed friends! The desire for harmony could turn you into a pacifist ninja, artfully dodging any conflict or disagreement. But remember, a little bit of healthy argument can be as invigorating as a shot of espresso in your morning cup of cosmic joe. And let's not forget that Libra, the sign of justice, is guiding Mars' journey. So, stand up for what's right, strive for balance, and harness the power of diplomacy. Just make sure you don't fall into the black hole of indecision (trust me, it’s worse than Netflix's endless scroll). So, while Mars is doing the cha-cha with Libra, remember it's not about avoiding the asteroid field, it's about navigating through it with grace, love, and a pinch of wit. So, keep your telescopes focused, your star charts handy and your sense of humor intact. The cosmos is always full of surprises.Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 14' 09", moving backwards at 0.09 degrees per day, and is 615195806km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter: The Big Cheese in Taurus Territory
Alright, space cadets, listen up! Jupiter's doing a fancy tango with Taurus, and that's no small potatoes. You see, Jupiter is the grand poobah of wisdom, the kind that makes you ponder life's mysteries while munching on a cosmic bagel. Meanwhile, Taurus is so laid-back it's practically horizontal. And when these two decide to throw a planetary party, it's like finding out your wise old uncle decided to move in with your stubborn yet adorable bulldog.
Now, Jupiter in Taurus is like having your own personal Yoda on hand, whispering sweet nothings about pursuing your dreams and actually ticking off your to-do list. It's the universe's way of saying, "Get off the couch, buddy! Time to get stuff done!" And with Jupiter's ambition and Taurus' legendary tenacity, you've got the perfect recipe for success, even if it means moving at the speed of a sloth on Benadryl.
But here's the rub: when Jupiter, the planet of good vibes and free donuts, hangs out in Taurus' money-loving mansion, we all start dreaming of dollar signs. Think Scrooge McDuck diving into his pool of gold coins. Yeah, it's that enticing. So, this might be the perfect time to turn over those couch cushions, look under the rug, and find ways to increase your cosmic cash flow.
However, let's not forget that Taurus has a bit of a hedonistic streak. It's the zodiac's version of a gourmet who's never met a truffle they didn't like. And Jupiter? Well, it's not exactly known for its restraint. So, while you're enjoying this planetary fiesta, remember to keep an eye on your indulgences. You wouldn't want to end up like the cat that got into the cream, only to discover it was soy milk.
So, in conclusion, folks: strap on your space boots, dust off your dream journals, and get ready to ride the cosmic bull. Jupiter in Taurus is here, and it's a wild, weird, and wonderful journey!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 21' 30", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1340331896km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright folks, listen up! Our friend Saturn, that big ol' ringed beauty, has made its way into Pisces. Now, usually I wouldn't make a fuss but this is like having your strict calculus teacher come crash your dreamy art class. But don't freak out, because there's method to the madness - and it's about to get scientific. Saturn is your cosmic life coach, and when he's in Pisces, he's not just coaching, he's going full-on Gordon Ramsay on your dreams. He's gonna question them, poke them, maybe even shout a bit. But it's all because he wants you to whip them into Michelin-star shape! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But Bo, I just want to daydream in peace!" Trust me, I get it. But Saturn, bless his cosmic cotton socks, just won't leave it be. He's like the dad who insists on tidying your room when you've got it just the way you like it - a colossal mess. But hear me out, because deep down, you know he's got a point. So think of Saturn's visit to Pisces as a celestial boot camp for your dreams. It's time to stop fantasizing about writing the next 'Game of Thrones' saga or opening that quirky café that only serves coffee to left-handed people. Grab a notepad, write a business plan, do a budget, and for goodness sake, look into loan options! But remember, Pisces is all about sleep and dreams, and with all this Saturn-induced excitement, you might start feeling a bit restless. So, take a leaf out of a sloth's book. Meditate, go for a walk in the woods, breathe deeply, and nap like you're auditioning for the role of Sleeping Beauty (but keep a dream journal handy!). And maybe hit the hay a bit early, give your brain a chance to wind down. In the end, Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic spring clean. It might feel a bit chaotic, you might even lose a sock or two, but when it's over, you'll find yourself in a much clearer, more purposeful space. So, tune in, breathe and let the magic happen.Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 34' 44", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2824616467km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, hello there space cadets! So, Uranus is currently hanging out in Taurus, causing a bit of a cosmic kerfuffle. It's like inviting a disco-loving alien to a Victorian tea party. Might be a fun mess, but surely a mess. Now, Taurus, our celestial bovine, enjoys the tried and true. It's like your grandma who still uses a rotary phone because "it works just fine." But here comes Uranus, the cosmic equivalent of a software update notification on your grandma's rotary phone. Unexpected, confusing, and potentially leading to a lot of shouting at inanimate objects. In the world of moolah, where Taurus is the Wall Street tycoon, we might see some radical changes. Think bitcoin but with more sci-fi vibes, or banks transforming into virtual reality spaces where you can physically wrestle your debt (now wouldn't that be therapeutic?). The housing and stock markets could be in for a wild ride too, like playing Jenga during an earthquake. On a personal level, this cosmic combo is like a quirky financial advisor encouraging us to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. Maybe you'll start considering your couch as a potential investment strategy or using your non-dominant hand to swipe that credit card. Hey, Uranus is all about the surprise twists! This might sound like a lot, like trying to learn quantum physics from a toddler, but remember, these changes could lead us to a much better place. Maybe a place where we're not constantly trying to keep up with the Joneses, but instead, we're just happy with our own quirky, Uranus-inspired lives. So buckle up, spacelings! We're in for a ride that's weirder than watching a cat video in reverse. But hey, who knows? At the end of this cosmic roller coaster, we might just find a new kind of stability – one that’s as comforting as hot cocoa on a rainy day, but with a dash of interstellar pizzazz.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 53' 42", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4328440745km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hello, celestial voyagers! Just popped in from my last astral journey to give you a heads-up. Neptune, our solar system's resident dream-weaver, has decided to take a long vacay in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking – "Oh great, another cosmic event to blame for my emotional turbulence." But stick with me, this could be fun! Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic cocktail that gives us the equivalent of spiritual night-vision goggles. Suddenly, the fog of life clears and we are seeing the world in high-definition 3D - with added surround sound for good measure. You'll start to notice that squabbling over whether to get the extra cheese on your pizza or arguing about which Star Trek series is the best (it's Voyager, obviously) seems a bit... trivial. Instead, you'll find yourself drawn to the cosmic conundrum of unity. You know, how we can all come together as one big happy family in this vast Universe. It's like a giant, psychedelic 'Kumbaya' moment, but without the campfire and marshmallows. This planetary movement is basically your VIP pass to explore the depths of your own emotional intelligence. It's time to harness those unique gifts you've been hiding and use them to contribute towards our collective progress. Think of it as your chance to play superhero, but with less spandex and more spirituality. Neptune in Pisces is sending out engraved invitations for you to delve into that spiritual path you've been flirting with. Go ahead, sign up for that Tai Chi class, build that sacred zen garden in your backyard, or start conversing with your houseplants. No judgment here! Just remember, this isn't just about personal growth. It's also about sharing your newfound wisdom with the world. Because let's face it, if you've figured out how to achieve inner peace while living on a planet where people argue about pineapple on pizza, then you've got some serious insight to offer. In short, buckle up, cosmic adventurers! Neptune's retrograde journey through Pisces is going to take us all on a wild, introspective ride. But don't worry, we've got science, spirituality and, of course, the power of nerdom on our side. So grab your telescopes, dust off your tarot decks, and prepare to reach for the stars!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 54' 22", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5166887887km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, star children! It's your friendly neighborhood cosmic nerd here to drop some interstellar knowledge bombs on you. Now, get ready to focus those telescopes because we're headed way out to the tiniest, coldest, most misunderstood ex-planet in our solar system - Pluto. Yes, the little guy who got demoted from planet status and has been living the aloof life ever since. Right now, Pluto is chilling in Capricorn, which means it's roughly 5.1 billion kilometers away, possibly sipping on an icy mocha (because let's face it, it's pretty cold out there). Now, I know what you're thinking, 'Wait...Pluto is in retrograde? Isn't that a bad thing?' Well, dear one, like that time you accidentally put on two different socks, it's not necessarily bad, just...different. You see, when Pluto is in Capricorn, it's like the universe is that overly ambitious project manager who wants the job done yesterday. Both Pluto and Capricorn are the type-A personalities of the cosmos, super focused on success, power, and getting things done. This could make us slightly intolerant of ideas that don't align with our own. So, remember, it's not just about getting to the top, it's about how many friends you have left when you get there. During this transit, Pluto is like that ruthless personal trainer yelling, "Drop those negative patterns! They're weighing you down!" But hey, destruction can be constructive too. Like when you destroy a tub of ice cream, only to create a masterpiece of culinary delight (or a stomach ache, but let's stay positive). So, space cadets, as we navigate this cosmic course, let's remember to be deliberate in what we destroy as we create. Embrace the chaos, let go of what no longer serves you, and don't forget to laugh along the way. After all, even in space, humor is a universal language. Over and out!Current Planetary Aspects