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5 October, 2023
Solar activity remained at low levels. Region 3450 (S23W23, Eso/Beta) underwent consolidation in its trailing spots and produced a C2.5 flare at 04/0756 UTC. Region 3452 (N07E07, Eac/Beta) decayed slightly in its intermediate area and produced a C2 flare at 04/0847 UTC. Region 3453 (N07W29, Cao/Beta) was also in slight decay, particularly in its trailing spots while being the culprit of the largest flare of the period, a C3 at 04/0952 UTC. Region 3455 (N21, L=274) decayed to plage and Region 3457 (S11E62, Hrx/Alpha) was numbered as it rotated into view.
NOAA reports a Minor Solar Storm! Retrograde effects are moderately increased. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters, as measured by the DSCOVR spacecraft, reflected a seemingly mostly nominal solar wind environment. Total field averaged between 6-9 nT. The Bz component was primarily +/- 5 nT with a handful of southward deflections reaching up to -7 nT. Solar wind speeds floundered quite a bit, ranging between ~375 to ~475 km/s. However, when comparing to the limited ACE spacecraft data, these speeds were likely not physical and were likely sub 400 km/s. Phi was predominantly in a positive (Away) solar sector.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Gemini, at 26 degrees, 44' 55", at a velocity of 12.64 degrees per day.
The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.9 days old. It is 392995.9 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct, 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 11 Lib 45' 26", and is 149626069km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Gemini
The Moon will change from Gemini to Cancer in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 26 Gem 44' 55", and is 391686km away and receding.Moon Is In Gemini
Alright, star warriors, grab your telescopes and hold onto your space pants because we're in for a wild cosmic ride! Now, I'm just your friendly neighborhood astrologer, but you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that when the Moon is doing its cosmic cha-cha in Gemini, things are going to get interesting. So, what does this mean for you? Well, Gemini is the celestial equivalent of those twins from The Shining - double trouble, full of curiosity, and a little bit talkative. With the Moon hanging out here, it's like having two cups of coffee at midnight, you're going to be pinging off the walls with ideas. Now, remember, the Moon is a hefty 391,390.289502513km away. That's like going around Earth nearly 10,000 times or to the nearest Starbucks and back, if you're flying on a dragon while debating whether Pluto should be reinstated as a planet. But distance doesn't matter in cosmic love affairs, so brace yourself for the lunar vibes! In the next 24 hours, that fickle Moon is packing its bags and moving into the homey realm of Cancer. It’s kind of like leaving a wild house party to curl up with a good book and a cup of hot cocoa. Your emotions might feel like they've been put through a cosmic washing machine, but hey, who doesn't enjoy a good spin cycle? So, buckle up, stargazers! With the Moon's cosmic shenanigans, it's time to engage warp speed and boldly go where no horoscope has gone before. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's about how excited you are for the Moon in Gemini! May the force of the cosmos be with you!Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 00 Lib 27' 11", moving at 1.76 degrees per day, and is 188594753km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Greetings, star gazers and alien hunters! Grab your telescopes and tinfoil hats, because Mercury has decided to swing by Libra for a cosmic soirée! Now, this isn't just a celestial version of Netflix and chill; no, this is like having Sheldon Cooper from 'The Big Bang Theory' as your love guru! Mercury, the chatty Cathy of our solar system, joining forces with Libra, the zodiac’s poster child for balance and fairness, is like Spock deciding to host an intergalactic diplomacy seminar. And you, my star-crossed friend, are the VIP guest! This isn’t just about who you're smooching under the stars. This cosmic crossover is about all your relationships - be it with your grumpy boss, your nosy neighbor, or that cousin who insists on wearing socks with sandals (yes, we all have one). If you’ve been playing tug-of-war with any relationship or nursing a grudge that’s older than Yoda, now’s the time to wave the white flag and bury the hatchet. But remember, this is not about who shot first, Han or Greedo; it's about finding balance! The cosmic energy right now is like a gentle Vulcan mind meld from the universe, nudging us to be fair-minded, objective, and generally more Spock-like in all our interactions. The challenge here is to resist turning into a human marshmallow. Be careful not to sugar-coat your words or suppress the truth like a classified Area 51 file just to keep the peace. Remember, my friends, true communication isn't just about nodding along to 'The Imperial March'. Sometimes, you need to voice your resistance, even if it means opposing the Empire... I mean, your partner's opinion. As long as you express your beliefs with respect and openness, you're sure to strengthen your alliance, whether it's with a Wookiee, a Vulcan, or your office mate. So, hitch a ride on this cosmic energy wave and boldly go where no horoscope reader has gone before!Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 26 Leo 51' 58", moving at 0.8 degrees per day, and is 82884278km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Greetings, celestial seekers! Hold onto your telescopes as Venus waltzes into Leo's cosmic ballroom, a whopping 82832168.838585660km away. Now, you might be thinking, "Is that even remotely close?" Well, let's just say if we could measure love in kilometers, we'd be getting ready to shout it from the rooftops! As our lovely Venus takes a turn in Leo's fiery dance, it's as if we've been handed a cosmic megaphone to broadcast our affections. Playful dates, grandiose declarations of love, and yes, a sprinkle of dramatic tantrums are on the menu. It's like a cosmic soap opera unfolding right before our eyes. Under this celestial influence, being merely 'liked' or 'appreciated' just doesn't cut the mustard. No, we crave full-blown adoration! Those who prefer to play it safe might find themselves sidelined, much like a Vulcan at a Klingon karaoke night. However, be warned: Leo's fiery energy isn't all sunshine and rainbows. The Lion also has a flair for drama. Like a starship captain denied their Earl Grey tea, we may lash out if we feel we're not receiving the recognition we so rightly deserve. Who knew the cosmos could be such a stage? And what of our cosmic coffers? Under Venus in Leo, money becomes a means to an end. It's all about making a grand gesture, treating ourselves and those we care about to a taste of the high life. But remember, like a Ferengi with a faulty replicator, overspending may lead to a sense of emptiness. Leo's generous heart finds more joy in giving thoughtful gifts than in self-indulgence. So buckle up, space cadets! With Venus in Leo, we're in for a cosmic ride that's more colorful than a Risian sunset. It's a stellar reminder that life, like the universe itself, is far more enjoyable with a dash of excitement and fun. Beam me up, Venus!Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 25 Lib 21' 14", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 380738677km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Greetings, celestial voyagers! Your trusty astro-nerd is here to dish out the cosmic tea. So, park your spaceship, grab a cup of herbal concoction, and let's chat about Mars taking a leisurely stroll through Libra. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Mars, that hot-headed, adrenaline junkie in Libra, the sign of balance and compromise?" Yes, my friends, the Universe indeed has a quirky sense of humor. This is like dropping Conan the Barbarian into a Jane Austen novel - intriguing, isn't it? First off, let me reassure you that Mars won’t be going around smashing teacups or challenging anyone to a duel. In fact, expect an unusual calmness, the kind that follows after one watches a full season of Star Trek in one sitting. Now don't get too comfy there, some tricky business lies ahead! While Mars frolics through Libra, we're more likely to play nice, avoid conflict, and put on our best Mr. Spock impersonation: logical, diplomatic, and charming. But remember, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows, folks! We might find ourselves suppressing our feelings to avoid any disturbances in the Force, I mean, relationships. However, let's not forget that Libra isn't just about peace and harmony; it's also the sign of justice. So, while Mars is in Libra, don't be surprised if you feel an urge to don your superhero cape and fight for equality, sort of like a nerdy Captain Planet! But alas, every cosmic event has its downside, and with this one, it’s the dreadful indecision and procrastination. It's like being stuck in a time loop, trying to decide whether to save the universe or binge-watch another season of Doctor Who. Don’t worry though, as long as you act with love, intention, and fairness, you’re making the right moves, even if it takes a little longer. So, during this Mars in Libra transit, remember to channel your inner Jedi: maintain balance, seek justice, and above all, keep your lightsaber of love and kindness ignited. May the Force, I mean, Mars be with you!Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 14 Tau 02' 58", moving backwards at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 612743647km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Comedy Show
Alright star-gazers, let's talk Jupiter in Taurus. Imagine if you will, the universe's wisest grandpa, Jupiter, deciding to crash at his most stubbornly inert grandson's place, Taurus. I mean, come on! It's like a cosmic comedy of manners playing out in the celestial sphere.
This celestial sitcom isn't just for laughs though. It's a reminder that wisdom isn't something you order from Amazon Prime. You can't just add it to your cart and expect it to be delivered by a drone in two hours flat. No, my friends, it's already there, tucked away in your cerebral cortex, just waiting for you to turn down the volume of your daily noise and tune in.
So, get ready to channel your inner Sheldon Cooper, create a 'Jupiter in Taurus' to-do list, and methodically tick off those tasks. Remember, slow and steady wins the race. Or in this case, achieves your long-term dreams.
But hold on to your telescopes, because it's not all about hard work and no play. Jupiter is like the Oprah of the cosmos, it's all "You get good luck, and you get good luck, everybody gets good luck!" And Taurus, well, it's the Bill Gates of the zodiac signs. So, get ready for some serious prosperity potential.
But beware, my dear celestial enthusiasts, Taurus is also one indulgent sign. This guy practically invented the term 'treat yo self'. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, comes over for a visit, well, let's just say the stakes at the buffet table of life just got higher. Be careful not to confuse your 'need' for that third slice of pizza with a mere 'want'.
So in the cosmic sitcom of Jupiter in Taurus, remember to laugh at the absurdity, delight in the wisdom, and above all, keep a firm hand on your slice of the celestial pizza pie!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 01 Pis 15' 37", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1343476148km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Well, folks, hold onto your telescopes! Saturn, the granddaddy of the cosmos, has decided to park its rings in Pisces. I mean, it's only about a billion kilometers away, give or take a few million – no need for binoculars, right? That's like your next-door neighbor in cosmic terms.
Anyway, when Saturn goes retrograde in Pisces, it's like your strict physics professor crashing your dreamy philosophy class. It's less "what's the meaning of life?" and more "can you calculate the gravitational force between two objects?" Not exactly what you signed up for, huh?
Saturn in Pisces is here to give our dreams and daydreams an unexpected MOT. This is the celestial equivalent of your mom finding that old, forgotten sandwich under your bed and saying, "It's time to clean up your act, kiddo." Well, thanks, Saturn. We might roll our eyes, but deep down, we know it's good for us.
Now, as much as we love our Piscean realm - the land of dreams, meditation and Netflix marathons, we might feel a bit jittery with Saturn's visit. It's like trying to meditate while your roommate practices their drum solo. Not ideal, but hey, we'll manage.
So, what's the move? Meditate, take long walks, breathe deeply, or even take a nap (just make sure you've got your dream journal ready for any cosmic downloads). If all else fails, get some sleep. Who knows, you might wake up with a blueprint to the next Amazon or the plot for a best-selling novel.
Remember, even though Saturn might seem like a cosmic party pooper, it's just here to help us realize our dreams. So, let's buckle up, listen to the celestial dad's advice, and clean up our cosmic room. After all, there's no hiding from a planet that's only a billion kilometers away!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 31' 25", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2821246027km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus, the Cosmic Bull in a China Shop
Alright folks, hold onto your telescopes because Uranus is doing its thing in Taurus, and let's just say it's like inviting a bull into a china shop - a cosmic one at that. Taurus, that old stick-in-the-mud, likes things predictable, stable, and as unchanging as an old pair of socks. But with Uranus barging in with its "Change is fun!" attitude, the steady Taurean world is about to get rocked. We're talking Star Trek teleportation-level change here, people!
Now, Taurus is the Wall Street of the zodiac, obsessed with money and material possessions. With Uranus, the zodiac's mad scientist, crashing this party for the next seven years, we can expect some cosmic-level financial shake-ups. New currencies might be born faster than you can say 'Bitcoin,' and banks might have to redefine themselves or risk being as outdated as a dial-up modem.
On a personal level, this celestial shake-up is all about breaking free from the chains of financial doom. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages... sounds like a horror movie, right? Well, Uranus is here to hit the eject button on all that. It's time to rethink our relationship with money and materialism. I mean, who needs another lava lamp anyway?
Resisting these changes would be like trying to argue with a black hole. Spoiler alert: the black hole always wins. The changes coming our way are here to liberate us, not to make us run around like headless chickens. So brace yourselves, star gazers, because we’re about to get a front-row seat to a cosmic rodeo. But don't worry, the stability will return, just like those reruns of Star Trek.
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 50' 32", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4329829912km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, star gazers, prepare to dive into the cosmic soup, because Neptune - the big blue goofball of the universe - is doing a tango in Pisces right now. And, oh boy, is it stirring up emotions like a toddler with a spoon in a pot of spaghetti. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Neptune is over 4 billion kilometers away, how on Earth can it affect me?" Well, my dear skeptic, let me remind you that Wi-Fi signals travel through walls and chocolate has the power to mend a broken heart, so distance and physics are more suggestions than rules in this universe. In this celestial dance, Neptune, the planet named after the Sea God himself, is splashing around in Pisces, the most emotive and spiritual of the signs. This merger is like adding hot sauce to your guacamole - it gives us a special kind of 'spicy vision', letting us see through the fog of our own contradictions. Suddenly, those petty squabbles about who left the cap off the toothpaste seem as insignificant as a single crumb on a 5-tier wedding cake. This cosmic event is beaming down a neon sign that reads, “Hey, come together, folks!” It's like a galactic Beatles song urging us to join hands and hearts. Because, let's face it, we are all on this tiny rock together, hurtling through space at an alarming speed. What does this all mean for you? Well, it's time to dig deep into your emotional treasure chest and find out what unique gems you can offer to the world. Maybe it's a killer recipe for vegan brownies, or perhaps you're the next Picasso. Whatever it is, don't keep it to yourself. Share it! And if you're feeling a bit lost in this cosmic salsa, it's the perfect time to explore a new spiritual path or simply light a candle and create a Zen corner in your house. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like the ultimate cosmic life coach, cheering you on from the sidelines. Just remember, as you navigate through this time, there's no need to panic. We're all just stardust, trying to make sense of this cosmic rollercoaster ride. So, go ahead, embrace the chaos, dance with Neptune, and remember, it’s all just wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 27 Cap 53' 59", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 5171999462km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto In Capricorn: A Darth Vader Chronicle
Listen up, my space-faring friends! Pluto, that scrappy little underdog of the solar system, has parked its cosmic caboose in Capricorn. And what an interesting combo that is, like mixing Dad's old Beatles records with a techno beat. Pluto and Capricorn together are like super-focused Jedi masters, zeroed in on power and success. But be warned, they're not the cuddliest of constellations. With these two, it's less 'Kumbaya' and more 'Lord Vader, your car is double-parked.'
And let's talk about Pluto being in retrograde. In layman's terms, it's doing the moonwalk across the star-studded dance floor. It doesn't mean Pluto's going backward (it didn't forget its wallet). No, it's just an optical illusion caused by our own orbital shenanigans. So, don’t panic and start building a Death Star just yet.
Pluto's visit to Capricorn is all about transformation, like going from Anakin Skywalker to Darth Vader, minus the heavy breathing and fashion-forward cape. It's urging us to drop the dead weight, the negative patterns that are as useful as a screen door on a spaceship. But remember, this isn't mindless destruction; it's constructive, like building a new Ewok village after the original got trashed by Stormtroopers. So, choose wisely what you destroy, like that box of 90's pogs or your collection of Jar Jar Binks memorabilia.
So, stay frosty out there, folks. Embrace the change, and may the force...err, Pluto, be with you!
Current Planetary Aspects