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20 October, 2023
Solar activity was at very low to low levels. The largest flare was a C2.7 at 19/1400 UCT from an unnumbered Region on the NW limb near N25. Region 3465 (N12W37, Hax/alpha) appeared to be in decay while Regions 3464 (N04W62, Hsx/alpha) and 3468 (S10E29, Hsx/alpha) were relatively stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were slightly elevated early in the period, but diminished to nominal conditions. Total field ranged from 3-7 nT while the Bz component was mostly south near -5 nT. Solar wind speed decreased from approximately 440 km/s to near 325 km/s. Phi angle was mostly positive.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 25% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 02 degrees, 29' 49", at a velocity of 13.58 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.4 days old. It is 372718.89 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Libra
The Sun is at 26 Lib 36' 04", and is 148988745km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 02 Cap 29' 49", and is 378630km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Capricorn
Alright, all you celestial enthusiasts! Fasten your seatbelts because the Moon's kicking up dust in Capricorn, and oh boy, what a ride it's gonna be! The Moon is a whopping 378,817.449755882km away. I mean, that's like taking an Uber to Mars, forgetting your wallet, and having to come back. Now, Moon-in-Capricorn vibes are about as fun as a Vulcan at a comedy club. We're talking "let's sit down and plan our next five years" kind of fun. But hey, who doesn't love a good spreadsheet, am I right? But don't let that get you down! This is the perfect time to take command of your life, like you're Captain Picard and your life is the USS Enterprise. It's time to boldly go where no man, woman, or non-binary individual has gone before - into the realm of Responsible Adulting. So break out those calculators, sharpen your No. 2 pencils, and start drafting that five-year-plan! And hey, if you happen to plan a trip to the Moon while you're at it, remember: it's only 378,817.449755882 km away. Just make sure you don't forget your wallet.
Mercury
Mercury is in Libra
Mercury is prograde at 26 Lib 37' 17", moving at 1.68 degrees per day, and is 212585502km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Libra
Mercury Is Having a Tea Party with Libra
Alright, star-gazers, hold onto your telescopes because Mercury, the chatty Cathy of the solar system, just RSVP'd "yes" to Libra's tea party. And when these two get together, it's like a cosmic episode of Jerry Springer but with more class and less thrown chairs.
Now, don't get it twisted - this isn't just a lovey-dovey tea party. Oh no, this solar shindig extends to your family, pals, and that one coworker who insists on reheating fish in the office microwave. Got any long-term grudges or fights you've been nursing like a cup of stale coffee? Time to chuck 'em out! This astrological alignment is all about patching up holes, not poking new ones.
With Mercury in Libra, diplomacy is the star of the show. Think of this as a celestial nudge from the universe reminding you to play nice and share your toys. Libra, symbolized by the scales of justice, is pushing for fairness here. So if you've been hogging the seesaw, it's time to let someone else have a go!
But here's the kicker: You might feel an urge to be a bit too sugary sweet. Like, Willy-Wonka-level sweet. Resist the temptation to sugar-coat things or hold back information just to keep the peace. That's like trying to fix a spaceship with duct tape -- it's not going to hold up under pressure. Remember, true communication doesn't always mean nodding your head and agreeing. Sometimes, it means expressing opposing perspectives with openness and respect. And hey, if that leads to a stronger partnership, then Mercury and Libra will consider their tea party a success!
So, to sum up: Mercury is 212552156.589746833km away, it's in Libra, and we're all invited to the cosmic tea party. Just remember to bring your manners, and maybe some earl grey.
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 10 Vir 14' 20", moving at 0.97 degrees per day, and is 99666281km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Well, well, my celestial voyagers! Buckle up your space belts because our galactic goddess Venus has decided to park her cosmic caravan in the meticulous and detail-oriented land of Virgo. And boy, is she further than the nearest Starbucks, precisely 99613043.756727368km away. But no worries, we got this! Now, when Venus plays house in Virgo, she becomes a little bit of a neat freak in the universe of love. Imagine someone using a microscope to study a romantic poem, that's you right now. If love isn't served on a silver platter with a side of perfection, you're likely to say, "Thanks, but no thanks." For those hitched, it's like having a software update in the middle of your favorite game. Annoying, but necessary. This cosmic event is pushing you to take a step back, grab a cup of herbal tea, and ponder if your love life is dishing out what you truly deserve. And for the solo space travelers, this is your chance to sharpen your alien-detecting goggles. You'll spot red flags like a Jedi spots a disturbance in the force. Work and service might even become your new crush (and they text back faster, trust me!). But beware my star gazers, Venus in Virgo might turn you into a nitpicking ninja. You might find yourself pointing out your partner's faults like they're hidden Easter eggs. My advice? Channel that energy into constructive dialogue. Turn those criticisms into cosmic corrections, and your relationship might just level up! Okay, so this doesn't sound like the latest steamy space opera. But hold onto your light sabers because Venus in Virgo can still bring the heat. Virgo is an Earth sign after all, and they know how to appreciate the finer things in life, including a good old-fashioned roll in the cosmic hay. Just remember, during this transit, we're all a bit more conservative. So, don't expect any warp-speed flings, unless they come with a detailed itinerary and a well-structured plan. So there you have it, fellow stargazers! Venus in Virgo: an opportunity to refine, redefine, and realign our love lives, even if it's light years away. May the force of love be with you!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 05 Sco 29' 46", moving at 0.68 degrees per day, and is 381427549km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: A Cosmic Cocktail of Intensity and Sass
Okay folks, it's time to buckle up, because Mars is hanging out in Scorpio and things are about to get real. And by real, I mean we're talking the kind of real that makes Neo from The Matrix look like he's playing in a sandbox. This isn't a game of Candy Crush, my friends, this is cosmic Jenga on steroids.
You see, when Mars, the red-faced planet of drive and ambition, decides to take a vacation in broody Scorpio, it’s like Darth Vader decided to borrow Harry Potter's wand just for giggles. Mars in Scorpio doesn't play nice and it's not here to make friends. It's here to, metaphorically speaking, kick some cosmic butt and chew bubblegum...and it's all out of bubblegum.
What does this mean for you? Well, during this transit, your drive to make changes could be so intense that it makes a caffeinated squirrel look chill. You might find yourself diving into the darker corners of your psyche, spelunking for insights that could transform your life. Sounds fun, right? Just remember to bring a flashlight and maybe a snack. Insights can be elusive little buggers.
Now, I must add a spoonful of caution to this cosmic cocktail. Mars in Scorpio can sometimes make us feel as prickly as a cactus in a bad mood. We might express ourselves with more aggression than a cat forced into a bath. While this could prolong conflicts and turn relationships into a soap opera, remember, it's all about channeling that passion and intensity into something constructive. Like building a spaceship or finally starting that interpretive dance career.
In essence, Mars in Scorpio is like a spiritual boot camp. It's going to push you, challenge you, maybe even make you cry a little. But remember, it's all in the name of self-improvement. So rise above the pettiness, master your shadows, and come out of this transit stronger, wiser, and ready to take on the world. Or at least, ready to take on that pile of laundry that's been staring at you for a week.
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 12 Tau 21' 35", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 599392767km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Alright, buckle up star travelers, cause Jupiter's pulled up its big boy pants and parked itself in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for my weekend Netflix binge?" Well, my friend, it's a bit more profound than that. Jupiter, the big cheese of wisdom and deep thought, is hanging out with Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn couch potato. It's like Yoda decided to crash at Jabba the Hutt's place. This cosmic combo is giving us a nudge, reminding us that the secrets of the universe aren't on some distant planet, they're chilling in our own backyards. So, you might want to rethink that search for extraterrestrial life on your kitchen floor. When Jupiter is in Taurus, it's like getting a cosmic caffeine boost towards your dreams. You'll find yourself making lists, checking them twice, and going full Santa Claus on your goals. You've got Jupiter's growth hormone and Taurus’ rock-headed determination cheering you on. So, trust the process and aim for the stars... just maybe not literally. Now, let's talk about the elephant—or should I say, bull—in the room. Jupiter is like a cosmic lottery ticket and Taurus is all about the Benjamins. When these two link up, it's like hitting the jackpot on the universe's slot machine. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility—don't spend it all on alien abduction insurance. But here’s the rub, folks. Taurus loves the good life—a bit too much. Pair that with Jupiter, the cosmic enabler, and we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. Sure, you might NEED that limited edition Star Wars action figure, but remember, the Force won't pay your rent. So, during this transit, let's be smart, patient, and keep our impulses in check. After all, the universe might be infinite, but your wallet isn’t.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 42' 22", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1371100781km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Well, howdy there, stargazers! Gather 'round 'cause ol' Saturn's done slipped into Pisces, and it's about to get as interesting as a gorram roller coaster in a sandstorm. Now, I ain't no one's idea of a cosmic babysitter, but listen up. Saturn, that big ol' taskmaster of the cosmos, is parked in dreamy Pisces. It's kinda like having your strict schoolmarm move into a hippie commune. Y'see, Saturn's all about rules and structure, while Pisces is more ‘go with the flow’ and ‘where did I leave my sandals?’ So what's this mean for you? Well, it's time to strap on your thinking cap, 'cause your daydreams are about to get a reality check. And I'm not talking about dreaming up the next Firefly season (though if anyone's listening, we're ready!). Nope, this is about those dreams you've stuffed in your back pocket – starting a business, writing a novel, inventing edible socks - whatever floats your boat. But don't think this is gonna be as easy as pie. Saturn in Pisces ain't your friendly neighborhood ice cream truck. It's more like your dad discovering your secret candy stash and asking if you've brushed your teeth yet. Might feel invasive, sure, but remember, ol' Saturn's just trying to help, even if his methods are as subtle as a sledgehammer at a tea party. Now, with all this hullabaloo, you might find yourself feeling as restless as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Not to worry! This here’s a good time to get your zen on. Meditate, go for a nature walk, take some deep breaths, or even catch a few extra z’s. Just make sure you've got a dream journal handy, 'cause the wisdom Saturn's got to share ain't gonna be whispered twice. So there you have it, folks. Saturn in Pisces – a celestial hoedown where dreams meet reality, and we all get a chance to grow. Just remember, in the immortal words of Captain Malcolm Reynolds, "We're still flying." And that’s the important part.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 22 Tau 02' 07", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2800601131km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Shakedown
Alright, folks, gather around your crystal balls and buckle up your spaceship seatbelts because we've got Uranus in Taurus - and it's not playing nice with the status quo! Now, you Bulls out there might be having a cosmic cow right now, considering you guys are about as fond of change as cats are of water. But guess what? Uranus didn't come all the way from 2,800,634,201.734660149km (yes, I counted every kilometer!) to keep things the same.
Here's the thing, Taurus is all about the Benjamins. You know, the moolah, the dough, the green stuff. But Uranus? It's like that wild cousin who visits and decides to rearrange your entire house just for giggles. So, expect some serious shake-ups when it comes to your piggy banks and Wall Street during this seven-year planetary sleepover.
And who knows? Maybe we'll see Bitcoin become Bitking, or some brand-new Martian money will hit the market. Banks as we know them might just go extinct, like dinosaurs or common sense. And the housing and stock markets? Well, let's just say it might be time to invest in cosmic real estate.
But don't panic! This isn't a doomsday prophecy. It's more like a cosmic decluttering. Uranus wants us to Marie Kondo our finances. Does that debt spark joy? No? Then thank it for its service and let it go. Same goes for taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages, and that collection of vintage Star Trek memorabilia.
The Universe is basically giving us a nudge (okay, more like a shove) to rethink our relationship with materialism. It's like a cosmic intervention, and resistance is as futile as trying to teach a goldfish quantum physics. Change is coming - whether we like it or not. But hey, who knows? You might just end up liking where you land – perhaps in a more stable, secure place. So, let go, and let Uranus!
Remember, folks: the cosmos is in control. We're all just stardust doing a funky little dance on this spinning blue marble. So embrace the chaos, find joy in the journey, and keep your telescopes tuned for the next big
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 28' 19", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4345657477km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, cosmic wanderers! Now, hold onto your telescopes because Neptune has taken a glorious dip into the dreamy waters of Pisces. And before your eyebrows meet your hairline, let me just clarify - this is not like dipping a donut into your morning coffee. No, siree! This is more like diving into a pool filled with cosmic Jell-O, where everything seems a bit more fluid and a tad more squishy. When Neptune, our favorite blue space giant (sorry, Smurfs), gets cozy in the mystical realm of Pisces, it's like getting a VIP tour of the Star Trek Enterprise - you're not quite sure what you're seeing, but boy, isn't it fascinating! Now, I know what you're thinking: "But, Mr Astrologer, does this mean I can ditch my responsibilities and live in a daydream?" Well, not exactly. What it does mean is that your inner Spock and Kirk are about to have an emotional powwow. You see, Neptune in Pisces is like having Google Maps for your emotions. Suddenly, you're seeing all the shortcuts to empathy, compassion, and unity. Petty differences? Pfft! They'll seem as important as deciding whether to use Comic Sans or Times New Roman in your intergalactic peace treaty. This celestial event is also a brilliant time to brush up on your spiritual Jedi training. Maybe join that online course on astral projection you've been eyeing, or simply create your own sacred nook at home - a place where you can sip your chai latte and chat with the universe. Neptune's current backstroke in Pisces is not just a call to action, but rather a call to thought, a reminder that we can all contribute to the cosmic puzzle. It prods us to dig deep into our emotional Batcaves and bring forth our unique gifts. And trust me, we all have something special to offer - even if it's just a killer recipe for vegan, gluten-free moon pies. So, dear stargazers, as Neptune continues its retrograde salsa dance in Pisces, let's remember: The truth is out there, and sometimes, it's just a matter of looking within. Happy stargazing!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 54' 46", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 5211509379km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: Nerdy Notes from the Cosmos
Alright folks, time to dust off your space helmets and adjust your pocket protectors because we're about to take a nerdy detour into the astrological realm of Pluto and Capricorn. No need to pack any sandwiches for this trip, though, as it's purely metaphysical. But hey, who wouldn't love a good cosmic sandwich, right?
Now, let me tell you, when Pluto isn’t busy being demoted as a planet (oh, the astronomical drama), it resonates with transformative energies. Meanwhile, Capricorn is sitting there, sipping its cosmic latte, and is all about structure and success. Put these two together and you've got an astrological power-duo that could make Batman and Robin look like a couple of backyard birdwatchers.
But there's a slight catch. In their joint quest for cosmic domination, they might develop a bit of tunnel vision. In layman's terms? They may just toss compassion out of the spaceship window faster than you can say 'extraterrestrial.' So, if you find yourself becoming intolerant of other people’s ideas, you might want to blame the Pluto-Capricorn alliance.
On the brighter side, Pluto, in its own quirky way, wants us to ditch those negative patterns that have been hanging around like uninvited party guests. It's kind of like spring cleaning, but for your soul. And Capricorn? Well, it’s cheering you on from the sidelines, reminding you that a bit of constructive destruction can lead to some stellar results. Just be careful not to metaphorically blow up the kitchen while you're at it.
So, whether you're a Scorpio or a Sagittarius, remember, the universe doesn’t really care about your star sign. It's all about the cosmic dance and how you choose to move with it. Now, where did I put my space suit?
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
Sun Square Pluto
Power struggles may be likely today. You may encounter others who try to force their will on you or others who resent feeling as if you are forcing your ego on them. Try to compromise and find a balance. Transformation can come about if you are open to change and if you can keep your ego from becoming all-encompassing. Today may be an intense day. Control your arrogance and your domineering attitudes. Be reasonable.People born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Pluto are prone to inner tension and negative, self-destructive behavior. When things are going well, they suffer from fears that something will come along to change that. Their thought patterns can be negative, and if not kept in check, they can seriously undermine their happiness. Constantly worrying that the rug will be pulled from under their feet can easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Sun-Pluto have tremendous power and strength–when they learn to accept and use that strength, instead of fear it, they are some of the most effective, insightful, helpful, and healing people around!One of the most prominent characteristics of these aspects is the tendency to be intensely dissatisfied with their personal accomplishments and expressions of self. These people put a lot of pressure on themselves regarding their own endeavors. A child, for example, with a challenging Sun-Pluto aspect may work hard at a piece of artwork, decide it’s not right, destroy it, and start all over again. This same child will be especially disturbed if they feel people are watching as they create their artwork. This is a simple example, but it’s quite descriptive of the tendency for these people to be dissatisfied with their creative self-expressions, and to want to hide their expressions from others until they feel the output is “right”. This is largely due to a perceived inability to express or reveal their true personalities to others. They experience a simultaneous urge to express themselves and to hide themselves. They struggle with a deep need to control themselves and life itself. Rarely are Sun-Pluto people completely satisfied with themselves. They are especially sensitive to criticism, and feel the need to “redo” themselves often. There is a marked fear of losing control, and this might stem from some traumatic event in childhood, or the childhood might have been crisis-ridden or emotionally-charged in general. As such, these people are often intensely fearful of, or threatened by, change. This can express itself through attempts to control their lives such that they can manage their fears of being taken off guard. Of course, this generally backfires!Another characteristic of these aspects is an intense need for privacy. They fear being exposed or invaded. Again, this is an expression of their dissatisfaction with the self they are projecting, and they are generally uncomfortable with their evolving ego. They seem to undergo many identity crises, and they feel the need to control what others know about them and think about them. Their fear of exposing themselves might cause them problems with others, who may begin to mistrust them, presuming that if they are so protective of their privacy, they must have something sinister to hide. The truth is, they struggle with a dissatisfaction with themselves and their fear of being exposed is really about a fear of being vulnerable, as well as a manifestation of their own identity crisis.These people are quick to read between the lines. They need to be careful, however, to avoid reading negative or dark things into situations or people. They need to know that if their tendency is to hunt for dark “truths” rather than unbiased truths, this is a self-destructive behavior that stems from fear. Many people with these aspects are overly attached to things, habits, people, and their past. At the root of this is an intense fear of change that would threaten to make them vulnerable. Still, Pluto’s goal is to transform through change. Inevitably, Sun-Pluto people will have to face their fear of change and accept that they need change in order to grow.We all have a dark, irrational side, but people with Sun-Pluto in hard aspect are forced to confront it and integrate it into their personalities. It can be a challenging process, especially because the Sun rules all that is “light” – the rational, conscious mind. The Sun is noble and righteous by nature. Aligned with Pluto, it can have a hard time accepting the darker, intense, and often irrational Pluto energies into one cohesive whole. This is the challenge that Sun-Pluto face. If these people find themselves using manipulative tactics to get their way, or attempting to control others through subversive tactics, it is a clear cue that they are mishandling Pluto energies. It is a powerful indication that their self-image is low. There is little satisfaction derived from getting our way through manipulation. It only serves to make us feel less effective in the long run and on a personal level. If I were to win a favor by using subversive tactics, what will it prove to me? It will reinforce my feeling that I am not effective just by being myself. And, effectiveness is something Sun-Pluto craves.Especially with the opposition, these people might attract manipulative, possessive, or jealous people into their lives. With the square, there is more of a tendency to attract dangerous or upsetting situations in the life. Either way, these people need to get in touch with the reason why they are attracting these people and situations. In all likelihood, they are not handling their own fears effectively, and they feel they are not in control of their lives, and a looping pattern is thereby created. They eventually come to realize that they are very strong people with enormous resilience. They need to identify with, face, and accept their “dark” side. Self-acceptance is the key to handling this aspect. Channeling Pluto energy into constructive channels is also important.Famous people with Sun in hard aspect to Pluto: Squares – Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Jamie Lee Curtis, Sally Field; Oppositions – Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, John Travolta, Elvis Presley, Steve Allen, John Hurt, James Earl Jones; Oppositions – Nicole Brown Simpson, R.D. Laing, Maya Angelou, Jeffrey Archer, Brooke Shields, Margaret Thatcher, Steffi Graf, Barbra Streisand, Farrah Fawcett.Mercury
Mercury Square Pluto
You may experience verbal boxing matches today along with a test of wills. Propaganda may be spread that just isn't true. Don't bully people into seeing the rightness of your cause. Be tolerant of others' viewpoints. Remember, you're not always right.You are so perceptive and you dig so deep for answers that you can be your own worst enemy. As a result, you might find ulterior motives or dark intent where there is none, and your suspicious, provocative attitude can cause some problems in your personal life, particularly if it reaches the level of paranoia. Not many people enjoy being second-guessed all the time, yet that is something that you are inclined to do, and a tendency that should be kept in check in your dealings with others. However, your determination to get to the bottom of any matter, to rip away falsehoods and expose true motives, can be used for good if you employ it in your work, for example, which can involve investigation and research, psychology, or revealing and perhaps dark creative arts. You can be insatiably curious about all that is hidden, taboo, repressed, or secret. You have a great love of debate, but should be careful that you don’t overpower others with your strong opinions, attempting to “convert” them to your frame of mind, or treat regular debate or exchanges of opinion as battlegrounds. Many of you do learn to harness your intense mental energy and apply it productively. You are capable of very hard work and effort.Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report — You are bright and insightful but the very strength and depth of your vision can mislead you. In consequence, you get in your own way a lot. The magnitude of a project can intimidate you so that you don’t even embark on it. You are a perfectionist and compulsive. You fear being judged by others as inadequate and this quality has you afraid to act. Of course, you do overcome this many times in your day to day life, but it goes smoother for you when you stop attributing negative motives to those around you. You are able to do this when you feel better about yourself. Periods of meditation and contemplation are necessary to get to know yourself.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Pluto: Squares – Hank Williams, Brigitte Bardot, Bjork, Bo Derek, Cloris Leachman, George Lucas, Mickey Rooney, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Lee Iacocca, D. H. Lawrence; Oppositions – Oprah Winfrey, Boris Yeltsin, Elvis Presley, Shaquille O’Neal, Kurt Cobain.Venus
