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25 October, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels; however, none of the regions were responsible for C-class flare activity.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
The solar wind environment was generally undisturbed and at or near background levels. Total field strength reached 7 nT and the Bz component was mostly neutral or northward. Wind speeds sampled by both ACE and DSCOVR were not reliable given the low density environment, but were estimated to be between 325-400 km/s. Phi was negative.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Pisces, at 13 degrees, 10' 29", at a velocity of 14.56 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. It is 363685.84 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 01 Sco 34' 34", and is 148776934km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon is at 13 Pis 10' 29", and is 365343km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, my stargazing friends. Buckle up for this lunar tale because our dear moon has decided to indulge in a cosmic vacation and is currently chilling in the mystical realm of Pisces. Now, don't get your lightsabers in a twist, but this is about 365,399.587755934 km away, give or take a parsec, because apparently, the Moon didn't think to check in with us before setting off on her galactic adventure. Now, for those of you who are looking at me like I just spoke Wookiee, let me explain. When the Moon is in Pisces, it's like the universe is playing its favorite, most heart-wrenching John Williams soundtrack. Expect all the feels, folks. You'll be as emotional as Luke Skywalker when he found out [spoiler alert] Darth Vader was his father. Holy Hoth, that was a doozy! You might find yourself contemplating the mysteries of the universe, pondering over why the stormtroopers' aim is so horrendously bad or why does R2D2 have to beep so much? It’s like your sensitivity dial has been turned up to eleven. But fear not, brave Jedi Knight, for the Force is with you. Use this time to connect with others on a deeper level. You know, like how Han Solo and Chewbacca have their bromance thing going on. And remember, like Yoda says, "Do or do not. There is no try." So, dive into those swirling nebula of emotions. Who knows? You might discover you're more Jedi than you thought. Oh, and if your tears start flooding your spaceship, don't panic. That's normal when the Moon's in Pisces. Just channel your inner Luke Skywalker, grab your metaphorical lightsaber, and remember that every Jedi master had to face trials before they could lift X-wings with their mind. And if all else fails, remember - you could always make a career out of bullseyeing womp rats in your T-16 back home. May the force... and the moon in Pisces be with you!
Mercury
Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury is prograde at 04 Sco 54' 32", moving at 1.63 degrees per day, and is 214570271km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Scorpio
Well, folks, hitch up your cosmic pants and put on your celestial detective hats, because Mercury has just sauntered into Scorpio, like a cat with a secret. And you know what that means? Yep, it's about to get all kinds of "Sherlock Holmes in space" around here. You see, our dear little Mercury, the planet named after the Roman god who was basically the intergalactic mailman, is currently hanging out in the domicile of Scorpio – the zodiac’s very own master of intrigue and mystery. When this happens, it's like your brain suddenly turns into an X-Files episode. You start digging for hidden truths, questioning everything from your next-door neighbor's suspiciously healthy-looking lawn to the mysterious origin of that stain on your favorite shirt. But, be warned! While you're playing cosmic Columbo, you might uncover some truths that would make even a seasoned detective want to bleach their brain. So, tread lightly. The universe doesn't come with spoiler alerts. Now, I know what you're thinking: “Great, now I'm going to turn into a paranoid conspiracy theorist!” Well, not necessarily. See, Mercury in Scorpio isn't just about being suspicious. It's about using that suspicion to sift through the cosmic clutter and find what truly matters. It’s like spring cleaning for your soul, where you ditch the mental junk and make room for the philosophical gold. And sure, while you're busy assuming everyone's got something to hide (because let's face it, in Scorpio season, we all feel a bit like detectives in a noir film), you might push a few buttons or ruffle a few feathers. But hey, no one said the truth was always pretty. So, keep that magnifying glass handy and prepare to do some deep-diving into the murky depths of the unknown. Because, as scary as it is, sometimes the only way to reach the light is by going through the dark. And who knows? You might even find a few cosmic treasures along the way!
Venus
Venus is in Virgo
Venus is prograde at 15 Vir 10' 06", moving at 1 degrees per day, and is 105307013km away and receding.
Venus Is In Virgo
Well, strap on your space boots and hold onto your hat, 'cause Venus just slipped into the meticulous, detail-oriented sign of Virgo, and it’s about to make things interesting for all of us. Trust me, I’m not just spinning star dust here. Venus in Virgo is like that one crew member who's always polishing the ship's control panel and making sure everyone’s bunk is clean. That's right, this transit's all about tidying things up, especially when it comes to your love life. You might find yourself looking at your partner or potential suitors with a more critical eye. And hey, don't feel bad about it. If you can’t have a love as perfect as a clear night sky full of stars, maybe you’re better off flying solo for a while. Already got a partner? Well, this is a prime opportunity to take a step back and ask yourself: "Are they pulling their weight around the ship?". But be careful not to get too carried away with the nitpicking. You’ll find fewer fights over whose turn it is to take out the trash if you keep the criticism constructive. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Doesn't sound very sexy, Captain!" But let me tell you, there's more to Virgo than first meets the eye. This Earth sign knows how to appreciate the finer things in life - food, art, nature, people. Just ‘cause Venus in Virgo makes us a bit more reserved, doesn't mean there won't be any passion. We're just going to be a bit more discerning about who we share our time - and sheets - with. So, whether you're single, coupled up, or it's complicated, remember this: Venus in Virgo ain't about quick flings or messy romance. It's about finding a love that's as reliable as the sunrise, as enriching as fertile soil, and as satisfying as a perfectly executed parallel park on a crowded space station. So buckle up, cosmic voyagers, it's going to be an interesting ride!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 08 Sco 55' 03", moving at 0.69 degrees per day, and is 381254908km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars in Scorpio: The Celestial Soap Opera Continues
Buckle up, cosmic voyagers, because Mars has officially RSVP'd to Scorpio's party and brought a plus one: INTENSITY. Now, I don't want you to panic—although that's a common side effect when Mars starts doing the tango with the Scorpion. But hey, who doesn't enjoy a little celestial drama?
Imagine Mars as your nerdy friend who suddenly discovers his superpower of 'No-Compromise'. He’s not listening to your advice anymore and he's got that "I'll do it my way" Sinatra vibe going on. His newfound audacity might shock you at first glance, but there's a cosmic backbone to all of this madness.
This astronomical alignment is like pouring a double shot of espresso into your cosmic latte—it might get a little jittery, but boy, will it kick-start your motivation! Mars in Scorpio is about as subtle as a supernova, and it's got the ability to make you feel like you're the master of your own universe. Should anyone dare to challenge your authority during this time... well, let's just say it's not recommended.
Now, onto the flip side of our interstellar coin. With Mars strutting its stuff in Scorpio, emotions might run hotter than the surface of the sun. You might find yourself having a 'Hulk smash' moment, or perhaps nursing a grudge like it's your new pet alien. Fear not! This is all part of our cosmic journey. The key is to channel that Martian energy into something constructive. Like building a model of the solar system, or perhaps taking up interpretive space dance. Whatever floats your galactic boat!
Call it a spiritual boot camp if you will, where the drill sergeant is a fiery planet and the battlefield is your inner self. It's time to face your shadows, engage in power struggles, and wrestle with revenge. Sounds like fun, right? But remember, there's no room for bitterness in this space mission. And forgiveness? It's your secret weapon.
So, fellow stargazers, as we venture into this cosmic episode of Mars in Scorpio, remember: it's not just an astronomical event, it's an invitation to explore, transform, and boldly go where you haven't gone before. May your journey be as exciting as a Star Trek marathon!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 11 Tau 42' 46", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 597086371km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus
Alright, astro-nerds, buckle up! We've got Jupiter, the big cheese of the solar system, hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's most stubbornly chill sign. When these two get together, it's like a cosmic reminder that wisdom isn't just for the owls in graduation caps—it's already tucked away in your brain, patiently waiting for you to put down your phone and notice it. So, consider this your intergalactic wake-up call to sift through the static of everyday life and tap into your built-in astrophysics manual.
Think of Jupiter in Taurus as your celestial green light to finally make some moves towards that dream you keep telling your houseplants about. Jupiter's all about growth (it's the king of gas giants for a reason), and Taurus is like that friend who never rushes you at brunch. Together, they're encouraging us to make practical to-do lists—yes, even you, Aries—and start ticking off those tasks. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but hey, they didn't have smartphones.
Now, here's where things get really interesting. Jupiter is basically the cosmic lottery ticket, while Taurus is all about the Benjamins. So when these two team up, we've got a serious chance for some "show me the money" moments. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility—don't spend it all at once on a new crystal collection or vegan leather couch.
Speaking of responsibility, Taurus is known for its love of life's finer things, and rarely says "no" to a good time. So when Jupiter, the planet of "more is more," rolls into town, we've got a recipe for some serious impulse buys. Just remember, not every "need" is a new pair of vegan Birkenstocks. Practice some patience, and keep that credit card in check—Jupiter in Taurus is all about growth, not debt.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 00 Pis 35' 60", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1381657707km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Saturn in Pisces: The Cosmic Clean-Up
Brace yourselves, space cadets! Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, has sauntered into dreamy Pisces. Imagine Spock in a tie-dye shirt playing the sitar... it's going to be that kind of party!
Now, Saturn is approximately a gazillion miles away (or if you're a stickler for exact numbers, 1381582474.990330458km to be precise!) But don't let that distance fool you, because when the Lord of Order decides to dip its rings into the oceanic realm of Pisces, we're all going to feel it. It's the universe's way of shaking us up, like an intergalactic snow globe.
Saturn in Pisces is akin to a cosmic life coach, pushing you toward your dreams. Got a vision of writing a book or opening a mind-bendingly unique business? Now's the time to pull out your trusty notepad and get planning! Don't just daydream; lay out the stepping stones to your aspirations. Saturn might seem like a bit of a buzzkill, but trust me, this planet's got more street smarts than Google Maps.
Be warned though, Saturn isn't subtle. Think of a dad who doesn't understand the concept of knocking before entering your room. You might want to yell, "Privacy, please!" but remember, he's here to help tidy up your dreams, not to snoop. So, roll out the welcome mat and let Saturn in.
And here's a pro tip: With Saturn stirring up your subconscious, you might find sleep elusive. Don't fret, my friends! Embrace the insomnia with a little late-night stargazing or mindfulness meditation. Or maybe settle down with a warm cup of chamomile tea and your favorite sci-fi novel. Remember to keep a dream journal nearby because Saturn's nocturnal tutorials are not to be missed!
So, get ready for a fascinating journey as we navigate the cosmic crossroads of discipline and dreams. Saturn in Pisces might sound like an oddball event, but then again, who among us isn't a bit peculiar? Embrace it, my fellow space nerds, and let's ride this astral wave together!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 50' 56", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2795718433km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Shake-Up
Well, space cadets, buckle up because Uranus, that celestial maverick, has gatecrashed the party in Taurus’ living room. Now, Taurus is the zodiac equivalent of a hobbit - they love their creature comforts, prefer predictability, and shudder at the mere idea of change. But with Uranus sending its cosmic RSVP, drastic changes are on the horizon, whether our earthy bull likes it or not! If you’re imagining a bull in a china shop scenario, you're not far off. Only this time, the bull is Taurus, and the china shop, my friends, is your life.
Now, Taurus is a financial whizz-kid. They could make a fortune out of selling pet rocks if they put their mind to it. So, when Uranus, the planet of revolution, enters the house of Taurus, it’s like Elon Musk meeting Warren Buffett. Expect some out-of-this-world changes in how we deal with money. Cryptocurrencies might become the new norm, banks might undergo a digital renaissance, and stock markets could ride the rollercoaster. Taurus might need a space suit for this one!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic KonMari Method. It's time to declutter, folks! You know, those credit card debts, mortgages, and taxes that have been piling up like a forgotten collection of Star Wars memorabilia? Time to tackle them head-on. And that unhealthy attachment to material possessions? Let’s just say Uranus is here to liberate us faster than a warp speed Starship Enterprise.
Resistance is futile, my friends. Fighting these changes would be like trying to argue with a Vulcan - pointless and exhausting. Embrace the cosmic shake-up. It’s like a galactic reboot and by the end, you'll realize you've landed in a much better quadrant of your universe.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 21' 46", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4352935924km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Nerdy, Hippie Astrological Perspective
Okay, folks, grab your lab coats, tie-dye shirts, and peace signs because Neptune is doing its annual cosmic waltz in Pisces. Now, as a nerd who's spent considerable time with my eyes glued to a telescope, I can tell you that Neptune is currently 4,352,895,069.939256668km away. That's like, if you were to take your car (assuming it could fly into space) and drive at an average speed of 100km/h, you'd reach Neptune in roughly... oh, just about 496,000 years. But who's counting, right?
Now, let's get down to the fun part – what does this mean for you? Well, Neptune in Pisces is like if Spock from Star Trek suddenly decided to throw a Woodstock-style party on the starship Enterprise. It's a blend of logical clarity and emotional exploration, a cocktail of cosmic introspection.
This period calls for us to put on our hippie hats and dive into the world of emotions and spirit. It’s like the universe is saying, ‘Hey, stop squabbling over who ate the last slice of pizza and realize that we are all connected.’ Suddenly, the small disputes seem as insignificant as the plot of a bad sci-fi movie.
Neptune’s dance in Pisces is also the perfect excuse to dust off your dreams and ideas that you've shelved away. Ever wanted to learn about quantum physics, but also felt a strong pull towards practicing yoga? Well, now's your chance. Just imagine how cool you'll look doing a headstand while discussing string theory!
And remember, this isn’t just about personal growth. It’s about sharing your newfound wisdom with the world. So, go ahead, create a YouTube channel about baking cookies in the shape of celestial bodies or start a meditation group that meets in a comic book store. Let Neptune in Pisces guide you on this journey of unity, understanding, and a hilarious blend of science and spirituality.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 27 Cap 56' 29", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5224852446km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
"Hark, dear star-gazers! Gather 'round, for I have some intergalactic tea to spill. Our distant cousin, Pluto - yeah, the one that got kicked out of the planet club and is still a little salty about it - is currently chilling in Capricorn. And trust me, this astronomical liaison could be as tumultuous as the finale of your favorite fantasy series. Now, here's a fun fact for the science geeks among us: Pluto is a whopping 5224793240.989213943km away, which, let's be honest, makes my last long-distance relationship seem like a walk in the park. Despite the distance, Pluto is still managing to influence our lives, like that meddling aunt who lives across the country but never misses an opportunity to comment on your Facebook posts. Pluto, in its typical brooding fashion, is in prograde motion, which basically means it's moving in the same direction as most other planets. It's like that one friend who finally decides to follow a trend... just when it’s about to go out of style. Now, the combination of Pluto and Capricorn is like putting a caffeinated squirrel in charge of your life's direction. They're both powerhouses of focus and will stop at nothing to get things done. It's like having a tiny drill sergeant in your head shouting, "Results! Results! Results!" So, if you're feeling a little more intense than usual, blame it on them. Here's the catch though - with these two running the show, there's a risk of becoming as intolerant as a lactose-intolerant person in a cheese factory. You might find yourself dismissing others' perspectives faster than you'd swipe left on a dating app. So let's try to keep an open mind, shall we? Lastly, Pluto is all about transformation - it wants you to shed your negative patterns like a snake sheds its skin. But remember, it's not about wrecking everything in sight like a toddler in a toy store. It's about constructive destruction - think controlled detonations, not wild explosions. So, go forth and create, my cosmic comrades, and remember to be as selective with your destructive tendencies as you are with your Netflix series!"Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
Sun Trine Saturn
Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people around - they take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projects - but they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.The Sun
Sun Square Pluto
Power struggles may be likely today. You may encounter others who try to force their will on you or others who resent feeling as if you are forcing your ego on them. Try to compromise and find a balance. Transformation can come about if you are open to change and if you can keep your ego from becoming all-encompassing. Today may be an intense day. Control your arrogance and your domineering attitudes. Be reasonable.People born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Pluto are prone to inner tension and negative, self-destructive behavior. When things are going well, they suffer from fears that something will come along to change that. Their thought patterns can be negative, and if not kept in check, they can seriously undermine their happiness. Constantly worrying that the rug will be pulled from under their feet can easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Sun-Pluto have tremendous power and strength–when they learn to accept and use that strength, instead of fear it, they are some of the most effective, insightful, helpful, and healing people around!One of the most prominent characteristics of these aspects is the tendency to be intensely dissatisfied with their personal accomplishments and expressions of self. These people put a lot of pressure on themselves regarding their own endeavors. A child, for example, with a challenging Sun-Pluto aspect may work hard at a piece of artwork, decide it’s not right, destroy it, and start all over again. This same child will be especially disturbed if they feel people are watching as they create their artwork. This is a simple example, but it’s quite descriptive of the tendency for these people to be dissatisfied with their creative self-expressions, and to want to hide their expressions from others until they feel the output is “right”. This is largely due to a perceived inability to express or reveal their true personalities to others. They experience a simultaneous urge to express themselves and to hide themselves. They struggle with a deep need to control themselves and life itself. Rarely are Sun-Pluto people completely satisfied with themselves. They are especially sensitive to criticism, and feel the need to “redo” themselves often. There is a marked fear of losing control, and this might stem from some traumatic event in childhood, or the childhood might have been crisis-ridden or emotionally-charged in general. As such, these people are often intensely fearful of, or threatened by, change. This can express itself through attempts to control their lives such that they can manage their fears of being taken off guard. Of course, this generally backfires!Another characteristic of these aspects is an intense need for privacy. They fear being exposed or invaded. Again, this is an expression of their dissatisfaction with the self they are projecting, and they are generally uncomfortable with their evolving ego. They seem to undergo many identity crises, and they feel the need to control what others know about them and think about them. Their fear of exposing themselves might cause them problems with others, who may begin to mistrust them, presuming that if they are so protective of their privacy, they must have something sinister to hide. The truth is, they struggle with a dissatisfaction with themselves and their fear of being exposed is really about a fear of being vulnerable, as well as a manifestation of their own identity crisis.These people are quick to read between the lines. They need to be careful, however, to avoid reading negative or dark things into situations or people. They need to know that if their tendency is to hunt for dark “truths” rather than unbiased truths, this is a self-destructive behavior that stems from fear. Many people with these aspects are overly attached to things, habits, people, and their past. At the root of this is an intense fear of change that would threaten to make them vulnerable. Still, Pluto’s goal is to transform through change. Inevitably, Sun-Pluto people will have to face their fear of change and accept that they need change in order to grow.We all have a dark, irrational side, but people with Sun-Pluto in hard aspect are forced to confront it and integrate it into their personalities. It can be a challenging process, especially because the Sun rules all that is “light” – the rational, conscious mind. The Sun is noble and righteous by nature. Aligned with Pluto, it can have a hard time accepting the darker, intense, and often irrational Pluto energies into one cohesive whole. This is the challenge that Sun-Pluto face. If these people find themselves using manipulative tactics to get their way, or attempting to control others through subversive tactics, it is a clear cue that they are mishandling Pluto energies. It is a powerful indication that their self-image is low. There is little satisfaction derived from getting our way through manipulation. It only serves to make us feel less effective in the long run and on a personal level. If I were to win a favor by using subversive tactics, what will it prove to me? It will reinforce my feeling that I am not effective just by being myself. And, effectiveness is something Sun-Pluto craves.Especially with the opposition, these people might attract manipulative, possessive, or jealous people into their lives. With the square, there is more of a tendency to attract dangerous or upsetting situations in the life. Either way, these people need to get in touch with the reason why they are attracting these people and situations. In all likelihood, they are not handling their own fears effectively, and they feel they are not in control of their lives, and a looping pattern is thereby created. They eventually come to realize that they are very strong people with enormous resilience. They need to identify with, face, and accept their “dark” side. Self-acceptance is the key to handling this aspect. Channeling Pluto energy into constructive channels is also important.Famous people with Sun in hard aspect to Pluto: Squares – Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Jamie Lee Curtis, Sally Field; Oppositions – Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, John Travolta, Elvis Presley, Steve Allen, John Hurt, James Earl Jones; Oppositions – Nicole Brown Simpson, R.D. Laing, Maya Angelou, Jeffrey Archer, Brooke Shields, Margaret Thatcher, Steffi Graf, Barbra Streisand, Farrah Fawcett.Mars
