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10 November, 2023
Solar activity was low with only C-class flare activity observed this period. Slight growth was observed in Regions 3477 (S15W39, Dac/beta), 3481 (N25W19, Bxo/beta), and 3483 (N09W23, Eai/beta), and the remaining regions with spots were either stable or in decay. The most notable event of the period was an eruption centered near S15W15 at around 09/1115 UTC. The associated halo CME is expected to hit Earth in the afternoon (UTC) of 11 Nov. .Forecast... Solar activity is expected to be low with a slight chance for isolated R1-R2 (Minor-Moderate) radio blackouts over 10-12 Nov.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters indicated sustained negative polarity CH HSS influences. Total field strength was steady near 5 nT, Bz varied between +/-4 nT, and DSCOVR solar wind speed values were spurious throughout the day.
There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Libra, at 11 degrees, 13' 28", at a velocity of 12.23 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.5 days old. It is 400648.78 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 17 Sco 35' 01", and is 148168436km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Libra
The Moon is at 11 Lib 13' 28", and is 398347km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Libra
Greetings, celestial voyagers! I trust this message from the cosmos finds you in good spirits and preferably not in a parallel universe, where socks mysteriously disappear from the dryer. Ah, the Moon is in Libra! Imagine the Moon, all 7.35 x 10^22 kg of it, balancing delicately on the scales of justice like it's auditioning for the lead role in an interstellar ballet. Now, the Moon isn't known for her ballet skills, but she is known for stirring up emotions, so brace yourself for a cosmic cha-cha of feelings. Libra, the diplomat of the zodiac, is all about balance, harmony, and fairness. Picture a cosmic courtroom with the Moon as the judge, dressed in a robe made of stardust, passionately arguing the case of "Emotion vs. Logic." The jury? That's us, folks. Now, with the Moon 398,527.178058251 km away (I mean, who's counting, right?), it might feel like your emotional Wi-Fi signal is a bit weak. But fear not, fellow star travelers! This is simply an opportunity to rebalance those emotional checkbooks. Perhaps you've been feeling like a Vulcan recently, all logic and no emotion? Well, under the Libran Moon's influence, prepare for an emotional awakening that would make Mr. Spock raise an eyebrow. On the other hand, if your emotions have been running wilder than a Dalek at a disco, then it's time to bring some logical order back into your life. So, fellow Earthlings, while the Moon pirouettes in Libra, remember to keep your emotions and logic in balance. Just like a TARDIS, there's more inside you than what appears on the outside. But bear in mind, too much balance can be... well, boring. And who wants to be bored when there are infinite galaxies to explore? Until next time, remember - we're all just stardust navigating this giant cosmic dance floor. So, keep your balance, remain curious, and above all, don't blink... especially if you see any stone angels.Mercury is in Scorpio
Mercury will change from Scorpio to Sagittarius in the next 24 hours.
Mercury is prograde at 29 Sco 59' 41", moving at 1.51 degrees per day, and is 206385274km away and approaching.Mercury Is In Scorpio
Mercury in Scorpio: "I'll Be Back...With Answers!"
Listen up, gentle stargazers! Mercury is doing the tango with Scorpio, and it's about to turn into a cosmic episode of CSI. You see, Scorpio is that nosy neighbor with night-vision goggles and an obsession for mystery novels. And Mercury? Well, it's channeling its inner Schwarzenegger, promising to 'be back' with answers, no matter how dark or deep it has to dig.
Imagine Mercury donning a trench coat and fedora, shining a flashlight into the shadowy corners of your psyche. It's all very film noir, but with more starlight. This cosmic collaboration pushes us to confront our fears and desires, and even those 'that’s none of your beeswax' topics suddenly seem worth discussing. Yes, it's the perfect time to bond over shared secrets, the universe's version of Truth or Dare!
But beware, my celestial sleuths! Mercury in Scorpio might turn you into a cosmic conspiracy theorist, suspecting secret agendas in every corner. But remember, not everyone is out to get you. If you start interrogating your barista about why they really put an extra shot in your latte, you might end up drinking alone. Discretion – and decaf – could be the better part of valor here.
Yet, this planetary combo isn't all X-Files and paranoia. It's about decluttering your mental attic, tossing out ideas that are as useful as a chocolate teapot, making room for insights that truly serve you. So yes, while this celestial event may feel like a relentless quest for truth, it's really a journey towards deeper intimacy – with others and yourself. Because when you're brave enough to ask hard questions, you're likely to find answers that help you grow. So, in the immortal words of our favorite cyborg: "Hasta la vista, baby!"
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 02 Lib 02' 27", moving at 1.1 degrees per day, and is 123260571km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
Space Alert: Venus Has Swiped Right on Libra!
Alright, my celestial stargazers, get your telescopes ready because Venus has just matched with Libra in the grand cosmic dating app! Yes, you've heard it right. Love is floating around in the ether like a Wi-Fi signal with no password. Our lovely planet Venus, the cosmic queen of all things smoochy-woochy, has entered the harmonious and oh-so-chic constellation of Libra, turning the universe into a giant rom-com.
Now, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, imagine if your relationships were a boat. With Venus in Libra, we're all about smooth sailing. No stormy seas, no Titanic-esque drama - just gentle waves and maybe some pleasant bird song (I'm pushing the boat analogy, aren't I?). It's a time when even those who usually thrive on a bit of relational argy-bargy might find themselves craving peace, harmony, and perhaps a few rounds of "Kumbaya."
Remember though, love isn't a game of tug-of-war during Venus in Libra. It's more like a tandem bike ride. You both pedal together, or you both fall into a bush. This transit will illuminate any imbalances in your relationships like a disco ball at a goth party. Are you giving 100% while your partner's still figuring out how to switch gears? Well, it’s time to adjust the saddle, my friends. But fear not! Venus in Libra also comes with a free upgrade in diplomacy skills, so you can address these issues like a pro UN negotiator.
But hey, Venus and Libra aren't just about love and peace; they're the connoisseurs of style, beauty, and all things aesthetically pleasing. It's the perfect time to revamp your wardrobe, redecorate your space, or maybe just put a fancy hat on your cat. Trust me, even your feline friend will appreciate the change in aesthetics.
So let's raise our glasses (or telescopes) to Venus in Libra! Remember to keep things light, love with all your heart, and above all, strive for peace. After all, we're riding through this cosmic journey together. Peace out, star children!
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 20 Sco 00' 18", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 379466659km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Mars In Scorpio: Cosmic Boot Camp
All right, star gazers. Grab your galactic hiking boots because Mars, our cosmic drill sergeant, has just sauntered into the mysterious terrain of Scorpio. Now, you might be thinking, "What does this mean for me?" Well, buckle up your asteroid belts, because we're about to dive headfirst into the cosmos, Scully style!
As a celestial motivator, Mars in Scorpio is like that friend who encourages you to do a triathlon when you can barely walk up a flight of stairs without getting winded. It's all about ambition, drive, and an intense refusal to take "no" for an answer. Feeling like a couch potato? Not on Mars in Scorpio's watch! This planetary alignment is here to give your metaphorical butt a cosmic kickstart.
Now, don't get me wrong, Mars in Scorpio is not all sweat and pushups. It's also about inner exploration, digging deep into the hidden recesses of your psyche, and unearthing your deepest desires and fears. It's like therapy, but with a side order of interstellar intensity.
But be warned, my cosmic comrades. Like a poorly timed warp jump, Mars in Scorpio could lead to some explosive situations. This planetary pairing is notorious for its fiery temper and relentless aggression. So keep your phasers set to 'stun' and try not to start any intergalactic wars, okay?
The silver lining here? This transit is a golden opportunity to channel your inner Jedi and transform that raw, untamed energy into something positive. So whether you're building a model of the Andromeda galaxy or solving quantum physics equations for fun, remember to harness that Martian intensity for good.
All in all, Mars in Scorpio might feel like you've signed up for a spiritual boot camp. But remember, every drill sergeant has a soft side. So, embrace the challenge, rise above the power struggles and remember - in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We're all star stuff." Now, go out there and shine!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 09 Tau 33' 20", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 597388385km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
The Big Bull Meets The Bigger Planet
Alright folks, gather round, gather round! It's time for our cosmic update! So, Jupiter, the planet that's as gassy as your Uncle Bob after a bean burrito, is hanging out in Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of a stubborn, yet lovable, bulldog.
Now, you know Jupiter, right? The big one. The one that makes us humans look like a speck of cosmic dust. This giant planet is all about wisdom and deep thoughts. Kinda like that friend who gets philosophical after two beers. And Taurus? Well, it's as chilled as a cucumber in a hipster's gin and tonic. When these two get together, they remind us that we don't need to climb the highest mountain or dive into the deepest sea to find wisdom. Nope, it's right there within us, probably hiding behind the grocery list that you've been meaning to get to.
And here's the fun part: with Jupiter in Taurus, it's like having your own personal cheerleader, urging you to tick off those life goals. You know, the ones that have been sitting on your New Year’s resolution list since 2005. It's time to bring out your inner nerd, make a plan, and start working on it. And remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour. The same goes for you, my friend.
Now, let's talk about money, honey. Jupiter is like Santa Claus, always bringing gifts and good fortune. Taurus, on the other hand, loves the good life. So, when these two shake hands, it could mean a jackpot for some. But remember, it ain't all about the Benjamins. Balance is key. Don't go spending your life savings on that golden toilet seat just yet.
Oh, and one last thing: Taurus loves indulgence. And with Jupiter in the mix, you might find yourself confusing needs with wants. So, practice a bit of self-control during this transit. Remember, just because you can eat the entire pizza, doesn't mean you should.
So, sit back, relax, and let the cosmic vibes guide you. After all, we're just tiny beings on a floating rock in space. Happy stargazing!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 32' 40", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 1418569869km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Alright folks, buckle up, because the cosmic boss, Saturn, has just clocked in to Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But astrologer dude, Saturn's like 1.4 billion kilometers away, and it's moving prograde!" Yes, my astute space cadets, but don't let the distance or direction fool you. Just because Saturn is farther away than your local pizza delivery joint doesn't mean it can't stir up some major vibes. Time to embrace your inner Jedi because the force is strong with this one.
When Saturn, the managerial titan of the cosmos, dives into the dreamy waters of Pisces, it's like hiring a life coach who also moonlights as a spiritual guru. What does this mean for you? It's time to stop daydreaming about that novel you've been meaning to write or that startup you've been planning to launch. Instead, grab a notepad, take a deep breath, and prepare for some cosmic brainstorming. Let's turn those dreams into reality, shall we?
Now, let me be clear, Saturn in Pisces isn't a cakewalk through the Milky Way. It's more like going through a cosmic audit. And yes, Saturn might come off as that annoying roommate who keeps questioning your late-night snack habits. But remember, sometimes tough love is exactly what we need to clean up our act and tune into our true potential.
And hey, with all this high-octane cosmic energy buzzing around, don't be surprised if you find it hard to catch some Z's. This transit is your excuse to try out all those self-care practices you've been bookmarking on Pinterest. Meditate, take a moonlit walk, practice some deep breathing, or take a power nap (with a dream journal on standby, of course!). But most importantly, remember to get a full night's sleep and maybe even hit the hay a bit early. After all, even star gazers need their beauty sleep.
So, space cadets, as we traverse this Saturn in Pisces transit, let's make the most of the cosmic wisdom it has to offer. And remember, the stars may be billions of kilometers away, but their influence is closer than you think!
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 21 Tau 12' 22", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787473820km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Hello Space Cadets! It's time for another cosmic update from your favorite stargazing, kaleidoscope-eyed hippie astrologer. Buckle up, because we're taking an interstellar road trip to the icy blue planet with a funny name - Uranus. And guess where it's parked for a sleepover? That's right, Taurus! Now, I know what you're thinking. "But, Astro-Nerd, my Taurus soul craves calm and stability!" Well, my dear Bull, brace yourself, because Uranus is the party crasher of the solar system. This planet is all about shaking things up, and it doesn't care if it spills the cosmic punch bowl. Now, Taurus is the Bill Gates of the Zodiac, always counting pennies and investing in celestial Bitcoin. But Uranus might just flip that piggy bank upside down. We might see some crazy changes in how we handle our dough. Heck, we might even start trading in alien credits or star-dust shares. I mean, who wouldn't want to buy a slice of the Milky Way? On a personal level, Uranus is like that friend who convinces you to sell all your stuff and live in a van. It's urging us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Is that 1000th Funko Pop really bringing you joy, or is it just collecting dust? Are those student loans chaining you to a job you hate, when you'd rather be chasing your dreams of becoming a professional Quidditch player? Resisting Uranus's whirlwind tour through Taurus is like trying to stop a supernova with a water gun - futile and likely to leave you slightly singed. So, lean into the chaos, my friends. By the end of this cosmic rollercoaster, we might find ourselves in a much better place. Maybe a place with less stuff, more freedom, and a whole lot of fascinating stories to tell. Remember, space cadets, change is the only constant in this vast universe. So, let's hitch a ride on Uranus (giggles) and see where it takes us! Stay curious, stay groovy, and always keep your eyes on the stars.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 04' 45", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4382037071km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Hey there, interstellar traveler! Put on your space suit because we're about to embark on a cosmic journey. Our destination? Neptune in Pisces. And get this, it’s about 4381982540.890103340km away – plug that into your GPS! Now, I know what you're thinking: "What is Neptune doing in Pisces and why should I care?" Well, dear stargazer, this celestial meetup is like the universe’s version of an epic superhero team-up. Imagine if Spiderman's spidey senses merged with Batman's detective skills. Cool right? But instead of fighting crime, they're here to help us see beyond our differences, appreciate unity, and essentially give pettiness a swift kick in the asteroids. Picture this: Neptune, the planet named after the Roman god of the sea, takes a sabbatical in the dreamy realm of Pisces (who, by the way, is also a water sign – coincidence? I think not). This astrological alliance is the cosmic equivalent of having your third eye steam-cleaned. It's like wearing X-ray glasses that reveal the absurdity of squabbling over who ate the last donut when there's a whole cosmic bakery out there. Amidst its retrograde rollercoaster ride, Neptune in Pisces is basically whispering (or rather, telepathically communicating) to each of us: "You've got something special, share it!" It's time to dust off those dreams, ideas, and talents you've been hoarding like episodes of Star Trek and beam them out into the universe. Want to learn about crystals? Go for it. Feel like building a shrine to your favorite sci-fi author in your living room? Why not? The energy of Neptune in Pisces not only supports these ventures but gives them a cosmic thumbs up. So, my fellow earthlings, in the immortal words of Spock: "Live long and prosper." Use this time to embrace your unique gifts, contribute to our collective progress, and remember – just like Dave Bowman in 2001: A Space Odyssey – the universe has got your back. Just, you know, try not to get sucked into any mysterious monoliths along the way.Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 06' 47", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5266614487km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto's Cosmic Tour: Capricorn Edition
Alright, star gazers, brace yourselves! Our misunderstood misfit of the solar system, Pluto, has decided to set up camp in Capricorn. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Hang on, Pluto's a planet, right? It can't just crash on Capricorn's couch!" Well, in the cosmic game of musical chairs, it can - and it has! Now, let's get something straight. Pluto may be 3.272 billion miles away (give or take a few feet, I'm not out there with a tape measure), but its impact is as real as your Aunt Mabel's fruitcake at Christmas. So let's dive in! Pluto and Capricorn are like two peas in a pod. Both are all about ambition, power, and getting things done - they're basically the cosmic equivalent of those overachievers you knew in high school. But while they're busy making moves on the celestial chessboard, they tend to forget that other people have opinions too. So if you find yourself dismissing other's viewpoints faster than the speed of light, just remember - even an astrophysicist listens to their mom every once in a while. But here's where things get interesting. Pluto isn't just about power - it's also about transformation, and not the kind you get from a self-help book. No, this is the real deal. The kind of change that comes when you finally decide to clean out your garage and find your old physics textbooks (E=mc^2 anyone?). So if you're feeling the urge to shed some of what's been holding you back, go for it! Just remember - some destruction is necessary for creation. So whether you're a Capricorn, a die-hard Pluto fan, or just someone trying to navigate this cosmic dance we call life, keep this in mind. Life might be a bit like Schroedinger's cat right now - uncertain and a tad confusing. But with Pluto in Capricorn, it's time to open the box and face that cat. Besides, even if it's a bit hissy, at least you'll know! Stay stargazing, my friends. And remember - in space, no one can hear you scream... unless it's about Pluto, then we're all ears.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.