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Solar activity was at low levels. Regions 3486 (S08W63, Dao/Beta) and 3487 (S17W76, Bxo/Beta) were stable and relatively quiet. An area of dimming near N10W15 was observed near the beginning of the UT day. An associated faint CME was observed in NASA C2 coronagraph imagery off the WNW beginning near 16/0336 UTC. This event was modeled and determined to be on the Sun-Earth line with an arrival time of late on 19 Nov. Multiple other CMEs were observed, but none were potentially Earth-directed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment reflected nominal conditions. Total field was between 2-5 nT, the Bz component was +/- 5 nT and solar wind speeds averaged near 400 km/s. Phi was variable.
There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Capricorn, at 13 degrees, 02' 32", at a velocity of 13.9 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4 days old. It is 370698.82 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 24 Sco 37' 49", and is 147929788km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Capricorn
The Moon is at 13 Cap 02' 32", and is 374848km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 10 Sag 25' 36", moving at 1.47 degrees per day, and is 196219601km away and approaching.
Alright, star folks! Mercury has set its GPS to Sagittarius, and trust me, it's not a short drive. Picture this: Mercury, our fast-talking planet, cruising at a cool 196,309,578.393241674km away, headed straight for jolly old Sagittarius. It's like sending C-3PO on a road trip with Han Solo - you just know it's going to be an adventure with plenty of snappy one-liners.
Sagittarius is the Yoda of the zodiac, always peering into the future with a twinkle in his eyes. So, with Mercury tagging along, we're all in for some cosmic wisdom...with a side of sass! The trick is to channel your inner R2-D2 and focus on the details while still dreaming big. Just remember, do or do not, there is no try!
Now, Sagittarius carries an undeniable charm, kind of like Lando Calrissian at a space disco. So, during Mercury's visit, expect your words to be as smooth as a well-maintained Millennium Falcon. Just remember to keep your lightsaber sheathed and your arguments fair. In the quest for the ultimate truth, we must appreciate different perspectives, or as Obi-Wan would say, "many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
However, be warned! With Mercury in Sagittarius, words can come out faster than a blaster shot. We need to triple-check our words during this transit, so we don't end up sounding like a malfunctioning droid or hurting someone's feelings. Yes, even Wookies have feelings!
Sagittarius, our resident explorer, gives us endless opportunities during this transit. So, whether it's planning a trip to Tatooine, enrolling in Jedi academy, or starting a new gig at the Cantina, it's time to embrace your adventurous spirit. May the force (and Mercury) be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 09 Lib 49' 11", moving at 1.12 degrees per day, and is 130978133km away and receding.
Heads up, stargazers! Venus, that sassy celestial diva, has swiped right on Libra, and things are about to get pretty harmonious up in here. You know Venus, right? The cosmic Cupid? The planet that's got more love mojo than a John Mayer song? Yeah, that's the one. And Libra, well, it's the astrological equivalent of that friend who always knows how to keep the peace at every party. So, strap in, because love is about to go supernova.
Now, when Venus and Libra hook up, we're talking a love connection that's more breezy and beautiful than a rom-com montage. There's no room for heavy drama or turbulence here. That's right, folks, Venus in Libra is like an interstellar cease-fire in the war of love. It's all charm, politeness, and sweeping issues under the cosmic carpet. If you're used to love being a battlefield, well, consider this a well-deserved R&R.
Let's get this straight, when Venus is in Libra, love isn't a 50/50 game, it's 100/100. It's like a two-for-one special, but you both give your all. If your love life feels as balanced as a seesaw with an elephant on one end, then you'll definitely feel that during this transit. But fear not, Venus in Libra also equips us with some super diplomacy powers, enough to make a UN peacekeeper jealous. So, buckle up, and let's fix those imbalances, shall we?
And let's not forget, Venus and Libra are the dynamic duo when it comes to style and beauty. When these two are in sync, it's like having your own personal glam squad from the cosmos. It's time to bring out that breezy, beautiful vibe. So go ahead, treat yourself to that new outfit or redecorate your pad. Trust me, your confidence will shoot up higher than a SpaceX rocket.
Venus in Libra is your cosmic ticket to love with all your heart. Get ready for some sweet cooperation, peace, and light living. Enjoy this stargazing season and remember, in space, no one can hear you swoon!
Mars
Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 24 Sco 55' 29", moving at 0.71 degrees per day, and is 378109657km away and approaching.
Well, well, well! If it isn't my dear star voyagers, finding themselves under the red-hot glare of Mars in Scorpio! Now, remember, this is not just some cosmic game of "tag, you're it". No, siree! Mars, our friendly neighborhood planet of drive and ambition, has decided to bunk with Scorpio, the veritable Marlon Brando of the Zodiac, famous for his 'I coulda been a contender!' intensity.
What does this mean for you? Imagine having the superpower of the ultimate cosmic backbone! You're not just walking around with your head held high, you're strutting like a peacock on steroids. Compromise? Pfft! That's for those timid Librans. Under this astrological influence, you're about as likely to compromise as a cat is to pass up on a can of open tuna.
But hold onto your telescopes, folks! There's a flip side to this Mars-Scorpio alliance. It might make you feel like you've accidentally signed up for a spiritual boot camp. This transit is going to push you into the shadows, delve into the vulnerable side of life. Sounds scary, right? Well, fear not! For in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." Here's your chance to do some stellar self-examination, uncover insights and kickstart your own personal transformation.
Now a word of caution, my interstellar compadres: Mars in Scorpio can sometimes lead to a case of the angries. Yes, you heard me right! You might find yourself as volatile as a supernova ready to blow. This could lead to simmering conflicts or even damage relationships beyond the point of a black hole. So, remember to check your cosmic rearview mirror before you go smashing walls. Use this planetary energy to channel your passion into constructive pursuits.
And lastly, don't forget to pack your forgiveness on this cosmic journey. With Mars in Scorpio, power struggles and bitterness could be as common as shooting stars. But with a little discipline, courage, and willpower, you can turn this transit into an opportunity to master these darker aspects of yourself. So, buckle up, space cadets! It's going to be quite a ride!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 08 Tau 38' 51", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 601241649km away and receding.
Alright, star gazers, let's talk about Jupiter lounging in Taurus like it's got nowhere to be. Jupiter is, after all, the celestial equivalent of that wise old sage who loves to give advice, while Taurus is the guy who has set up camp on the couch and refuses to budge. So, when these two meet, it's like they're saying, "Hey, the wisdom you've been looking for? It's right here, under this pile of potato chips."
With Jupiter in Taurus, we're getting a cosmic nudge (or rather, a cosmic bulldozer) to move towards our dreams and goals. But remember, this isn't some frantic sprint; it's more like a slow-motion marathon. With Jupiter's ambition and Taurus' stubborn determination, we're encouraged to trust the process, even if that process moves at the speed of a sloth on a coffee break.
Now, when the planet of good luck and fortune meets the sign of wealth and money, you might expect to find a pot of gold at the end of your rainbow. Jupiter in Taurus can indeed bring prosperity, but don't start planning your retirement just yet. The cosmos are more likely to guide you towards opportunities, rather than drop a winning lottery ticket in your lap.
And since Taurus is the zodiac's king of self-indulgence - you know, the one who eats the last slice of pizza without asking - we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. When Jupiter, the planet of expansion, meets Taurus, the sign of overindulgence, it's like having your cake, eating it too, and then going back for seconds. It's our job to keep our impulses in check during this transit or else we might end up with a cosmic food coma.
So, while Jupiter is kicking back in Taurus, remember to take it slow, seek wisdom in unexpected places (even under those potato chips), chase your dreams at your own pace, and maybe, just maybe, share that last slice of pizza.
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 39' 35", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1435687637km away and receding.
Alright space cadets, buckle up! Saturn is doing its cosmic waltz through Pisces, which is basically like your strict father deciding to vacation in your dreamy, messy bedroom. That’s right, the taskmaster planet is rolling up its sleeves and diving into the deep end of our most cherished fantasies. It’s time to face the music, or in this case, the intergalactic symphony of our dreams.
Now, let's be real; Saturn isn't coming to Pisces for the fish tacos. No, it's here to whip our aspirations into shape. Been daydreaming about writing a novel or starting a craft beer brewery? Well, Saturn is about to turn that dream into a detailed business plan complete with spreadsheets and a marketing strategy. I know, I know, not exactly the Bohemian revolution you had in mind, but hey, those dreams aren't going to manifest themselves, right?
But hold on, don't start stress-eating stardust just yet. Yes, Saturn might seem like that nagging voice telling you to clean your room when you're trying to create the next Sistine Chapel on your ceiling. But trust me, it's not here to ruin your fun. It's just helping you see the reality behind your dreams and giving you the tools to make them come true. So, embrace it! Let Saturn play the bad cop for a while. You might find that you actually appreciate its tough love approach.
One last thing. With all this mental gymnastics going on, you might find yourself struggling with sleep. Suddenly, counting sheep seems like a Herculean task. Well, welcome to the Saturn Sleep Challenge! Here's a pro-tip: meditate, take long walks, or just chill and breathe. Don't forget to keep a dream journal handy. You never know when inspiration might strike (or when you dream of alien abduction, it's always good to have that down on paper).
So, there you have it. Saturn in Pisces—a cosmic dad, cleaning up your dreamland. It might be a bumpy ride, but remember, even the toughest drill sergeants have a soft spot. In this case, it’s getting you one step closer to your dreams.
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 54' 55", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787564236km away and receding.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 59' 32", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4397148739km away and receding.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 13' 31", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5283886427km away and receding.
Alright, cosmic cadets - strap on your space boots and adjust your tin-foil hats because it's time for some interstellar shenanigans. Our little celestial buddy Pluto (who we all agree is still a planet, right?) has packed its bags and hitched a ride on the Capricorn Express. Not only are they both crazy about success and power, but they're also as focused as a cat stalking a laser pointer.
But hold onto your telescopes, folks! Because when these two get together, they tend to throw compassion out the airlock faster than you can say "Einstein's Theory of Relativity". They're all business, no pleasure - so if you start feeling intolerant of others' ideas, just remember: it's not you, it's Pluto ... in Capricorn.
On the flip side, Pluto's hobby (apart from being controversial in scientific circles) is to help us ditch those bad habits. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, except instead of tidying up, it's all about destruction - but the good kind! Think of it as spring cleaning your soul - out with the old, in with the new, and making space for joy!
So, as Pluto struts its stuff in Capricorn, remember to take a leaf out of RoboCop's book: "Stay out of trouble." Keep your mind open, your habits clean and your tin-foil hat on tight – 'cause you might just learn something new about the universe and yourself!
The Sun
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.
The Sun
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Mercury
Mars