The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 13 Sag 50' 56", and is 147415127km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Virgo

The Moon will change from Virgo to Libra in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 24 Vir 54' 54", and is 402857km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Virgo

Virgo, my scientifically meticulous friend, the celestial spotlight is on you! With the Moon swaying in your corner of the cosmos, it's like a giant disco ball is swirling over your head, except instead of groovy 70s tunes, it's broadcasting cosmic vibrations. And let's be real, we all know you're more about 'Warp Speed Symphony No.9' than 'Stayin' Alive'. Now, the moon is 402,961.268064510 km away. Yes, I counted every kilometer, I don’t do approximates, I’m a scientist not a guess-trologer. This far-flung satellite is edging closer to Libra within the next 24 hours, so think of this as a cosmic countdown. As a Virgo, you're known for your analytical mind, your keen sense of duty, and your ability to alphabetize your spice rack at warp speed. But with the Moon in your sign, it’s like someone hit the 'fun' button on your personality remote control. You might find yourself wanting to break out of your usual routines, maybe rearrange the periodic table by atomic weight, or perhaps invent a new mathematical theorem while you’re waiting for your coffee to brew. So, dear Virgo, buckle up and embrace this lunar energy. It's the universe's way of telling you to loosen up, have some fun, and maybe even take a break from calculating the hypotenuse of life. And remember, even Spock raised an eyebrow once in a while!

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is prograde at 04 Cap 55' 32", moving at 0.9 degrees per day, and is 145812373km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Mercury in Capricorn: The Cosmic Business Meeting

Alright, celestial buddies, let's talk shop. Mercury, the galaxy's top-notch communicator, has set up its office in Capricorn, the zodiac's CEO. Now, I know what you're thinking, "What does this mean for me?" Well, imagine Wall-E, our beloved trash compactor, got a promotion to be the head of Waste Allocation on Earth. Suddenly, his day-to-day trash sorting is all about efficiency and success. That's us with Mercury in Capricorn!

This cosmic alignment is like a giant cup of space coffee for our thoughts. It clears off the mental fog, helps us focus on fruitful ideas and cuts down on the 'Umms' and 'Ahhs' in our speeches. It's like we've all suddenly become master debaters and TED Talk presenters overnight, folks!

And the fun doesn't stop there! Mercury in Capricorn is like getting an intergalactic puzzle set. All those random, floating thoughts? Now they start fitting together, forming a clear picture that you can actually work with. It's like having your own personal 3D printer for ideas! You think it, you see it, you make it happen.

But remember, just as Wall-E had to learn about emotions, we need to watch our tone while communicating. Capricorn has a keen sense of hierarchy, so conversations might take a turn towards the 'I'm-better-than-you' side. Remember, we're all stars in the cosmos, and while it's a great time to think our ideas are the best, let's not get caught in a celestial tug-of-war. After all, if Wall-E taught us anything, it's that teamwork makes the dream work, right?

So buckle up, space friends, we're in for an exciting ride with Mercury in Capricorn. Keep the coffee strong, the ideas flowing, and remember - even though we're thinking like CEOs, let's keep our hearts as humble as a little trash compactor robot.

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 01 Sco 44' 25", moving at 1.18 degrees per day, and is 151298585km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Well, oh my stars, it seems that Venus has taken a left turn at the asteroid belt and found herself in the steamy realm of Scorpio! Much like when I was once slapped with a restraining bolt by an overzealous Jawa, the planet of love and affection is currently held captive by the passionate and secretive sign of Scorpio. Now, don't panic and start shutting down your main reactors; this isn't necessarily a bad thing. Think of it as trading in your standard-issue droids for a bit more...well, let's call it "advanced programming." We're talking about the kind of intense, deep-space exploration that could make even a protocol droid blush. Remember that time you pushed aside those nagging thoughts about your hyperdrive being on the fritz to avoid an awkward conversation with your co-pilot? Well, Venus in Scorpio will make those issues harder to ignore than a Wookiee in a droid factory. It's a moment to descend into the dark side of your relationships, find the truth, and beam it up to your ship's holographic projector for a good, long look. This cosmic conjunction might also trigger a bit of a power struggle, particularly where galactic credits are concerned. Suddenly, how you're spending your hard-earned money becomes more scrutinized than a Stormtrooper's aim. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. This could also be an opportune time to consider investing in that second Death Star you’ve been eyeing. Sure, Venus in Scorpio might feel heavier than a Hutt after a Bantha buffet, but trust me, it can also be quite exhilarating. All this intensity could forge a bond stronger than carbonite, so if you feel up for the challenge, both emotionally and physically, this could be a transformative and spicy time that brings you and your partner closer than a pair of Twi'leks in a cantina dance-off. So hold onto your lightsabers, space cowboys and cowgirls. Venus in Scorpio is here to shake up the galaxy and it’s going to be an interstellar ride!

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 08 Sag 28' 48", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 372844060km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

Mars in Sagittarius: Let's Shoot for the Stars...or At Least the Nearest Planet

Alright, star gazers! Buckle up, because Mars has sashayed into Sagittarius, and things are about to get a whole lot more...Sagittarius-y. Yes, I did just make that a word. Deal with it.

Sagittarius, the celestial archer, doesn't see boundaries, probably because he's too busy shooting arrows into the cosmos. So while Mars, the interstellar embodiment of motivation and drive, is lounging around in Saggy's celestial crib, we all get a sprinkle of that boundless optimism.

And when Mars and Saggy team up, they're like a cosmic superhero duo. Mars brings the vision, and Saggy gives us the confidence to leap into new territories, like we've just upgraded from regular humans to adrenaline junkies with a penchant for quantum physics and existential philosophy. Did I mention you might get distracted from the present moment? Yeah, that's a thing. But hey, who needs reality when you've got a front row seat to the future, right?

It's not all stardust and unicorns, though. There's a danger of going overboard. Mars in Sagittarius can be a bit like a kid in a candy store, impulsively grabbing everything shiny. So remember, moderation is key. Don't go trying to calculate the mass of the universe or attempting to befriend an alien race...at least not without a solid backup plan.

Now, Mars in Sagittarius isn't just about space travel and philosophical musings. It's about real world exploration too. There's no better time to satisfy your wanderlust, discover new cultures, and learn new things. Maybe you've always wanted to learn Dothraki or understand how a flux capacitor works. Well, now's your chance!

Mars in Sagittarius is the perfect time for exploration, whether that means traveling to new places or just exploring the depths of your own mind. But remember, you don't have to go to Mars to have a Martian experience. Sometimes, all it takes is opening a book, signing up for a class, or just chatting with someone from a different culture.

So, get out there, fellow explorers! The universe is our playground. Let's make the most of it while

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 37' 56", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 622310016km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Cash Cow

Whoa Nellie, hold onto your star charts because Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, has moseyed on into Taurus, the zodiac's favorite barnyard buddy. Jupiter is like that nerdy friend who always has an interesting fact to share - or in this case, a cosmic boost of wisdom. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is like that cozy, overstuffed armchair you can't help but sink into after a long day.

Combine the two and what do you get? A prime opportunity for some serious soul-searching... without leaving the comfort of your own home. Or bed. Or bathtub. I don't judge. You see, Jupiter's visit to Taurus is like being handed the universal remote to your own personal DVR of wisdom. It's all there, paused and waiting for you to hit play. Just make sure you don't accidentally delete anything while you're searching for the subtitle options.

Now folks, don't be fooled! This isn't just a cosmic couch potato scenario. Jupiter in Taurus is also about buckling down, rolling up your sleeves, and making some headway on those dreams you've been storing in your mental barn. It's like a cosmic pep talk for all of us procrastinators: Get up, get out, and get moo-ving!

And let's not forget about the financial side of things. When Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion, meets Taurus, the sign of wealth and material possessions, well, let's just say it's like finding a winning lottery ticket in your old pair of jeans. This is a time for abundance, prosperity, and maybe even a bit of luxury. Just remember, folks, all-you-can-eat buffets are great, but don't forget about the gym membership.

So, as Jupiter grazes in the pastures of Taurus, take this time to embrace the slow and steady, find joy in the small and simple, and remember that wisdom isn't something you find - it's something you remember. Happy stargazing!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 23' 23", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1482522275km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Alien Encounter: Saturn in Pisces

Beam me up, Scotty! Saturn has landed in Pisces, and it's not here for the sushi. This celestial giant is all about rules, boundaries, and structures - sort of like a cosmic traffic cop with a keen interest in your daydreams. It's time to put down that sci-fi novel and take a good, hard look at your own plotline. Got an idea for a killer app, or itching to open a cat café? Now's the time to get those ducks in a row. And by ducks, I mean everything from budgets to business plans. Saturn in Pisces is all about turning dreams into reality, so buckle up!

But wait, there's more! Just like a relentless alien, Saturn doesn't care about your personal space. It's going to dissect your dreams, poke around your subconscious, and maybe even question your taste in music. Don't freak out if you feel a bit invaded; remember, Saturn is basically the celestial equivalent of a nosy parent. So, instead of hanging a "Keep Out" sign on your mind's door, leave it ajar. You might actually learn something useful.

Now, with Saturn getting comfy in Pisces, your sleep schedule might become as wonky as a UFO sighting. You may find yourself tossing and turning, or waking up in cold sweats from dreams of being chased by intergalactic tax collectors. This is the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, it's time to chill." Try meditating, taking a walk among some trees, or having a nap (just make sure to keep a dream journal handy). Heck, even consider going to bed early. Yes, Netflix will miss you, but trust me, your mind needs this downtime. So, during this cosmic transit, remember to relax, breathe, and listen to what the universe is trying to tell you. It's not all rocket science!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 09' 37", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2799164509km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, cosmic travelers! Buckle up and prepare for a celestial joyride because today we're talking about our rebellious blue friend, Uranus, who's decided to crash with comfy ol' Taurus. Now imagine this: a rowdy, unpredictable houseguest (Uranus) invading the calm, meticulously clean home of your favorite homebody (Taurus). Sure, it’s like blending Star Trek with The Big Bang Theory, but stick with me! First things first, Taurus adores routine. It's like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory and his infamous "spot". But Uranus? He's the Spock of the zodiac - logical yet alien, always stirring up the pot with his "live long and prosper" mantra. Uranus in Taurus is like Spock deciding to rearrange Sheldon's beloved apartment while he's away at work. Oh, the chaos! Now, let's talk moolah. You see, Taurus is the Bill Gates of the zodiac, loves stability, and knows just how to manage those dollar bills. But Uranus is like that eccentric inventor who decides to trade in traditional money for, let's say, Star Trek's gold-pressed latinum. Cue dramatic gasp! This transit screams revolutionary changes in financial sectors, banking systems, and even our personal wallets. Like learning Klingon overnight, it's going to be a shake-up. We might see new currencies emerge, banks transform into something straight out of a sci-fi movie, and the stock market perform an interpretive dance. Personally, expect a Magneto-like liberation from financial constraints. Debts, taxes, and interests - they’re like the Death Star threatening our peace. But fear not! Uranus is playing Luke Skywalker here, pushing us to rethink our relationship with money and material possessions. Resistance is futile (thank you, Borg), but remember, every change can lead us to a galaxy of stability, like finding a habitable planet after years in the USS Enterprise. So in conclusion, my fellow stargazers, prepare for warp speed. It's going to be a bumpy ride, but remember: as Captain Picard would say, "Things are only impossible until they're not." Uranus is here to prove just that. Live long and prosper!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 24 Pis 53' 18", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4443090570km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, star-gazers! Buckle your asteroid belts because we're taking a cosmic road trip. Our destination? Neptune! Now, before you start packing your snacks, remember this isn't your typical road trip. No, we're talking about 4,443,023,352.058494568 km of pure, unadulterated, interstellar highway. And guess what? Neptune is currently in retrograde. Yikes! That's like trying to drive down the freeway in reverse while blindfolded. But don't panic, it’s not all as scary as it sounds. Now, with Neptune cozying up to Pisces, we're getting a pretty sweet deal. It’s like your psychic grandma knitted you a pair of spiritual goggles that allow you to see into the very fabric of existence itself. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles about who left the cap off the toothpaste seem pretty ridiculous, right? Neptune in Pisces is like a galactic group project, folks. It's all about pooling our resources and working together to create the best darn solar system this side of the Milky Way. So, dig deep into that emotional toolbox of yours and pull out your most shiny, glittery dreams. Don't be shy, this is no time for modesty! Feeling spiritual? Perfect! Neptune in Pisces is like attending a celestial university. It’s the perfect time to enroll in that astral projection 101 class or set up a dreamy altar in your living room. Who knows, you might just find yourself connecting with the cosmic consciousness on a whole new level. So, star children, it's time to bring out your inner hippie, nerd out on some astrophysics, and take this opportunity to share your brilliant ideas with the universe. After all, Neptune didn't travel all this way just to watch us bicker over Netflix subscriptions. Remember, unity is the key to our cosmic journey. And don't worry, Neptune is a pretty chill co-pilot, it's got your back!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 37' 47", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5325251690km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Oh, stardust bunnies! Pluto is shimmying its icy booty in Capricorn. Now, imagine if you will, the celestial equivalent of a micromanaging boss in a sweater vest. That’s our dear Pluto in Capricorn for you. Given that this duo is about as chill as a supernova, they're both laser-focused on success and power. They’ve got more drive than a NASA rover on Mars. So, during this transit, we might find ourselves tossing compassion for others' viewpoints out the airlock faster than an astronaut's lunch in zero gravity. Pluto, with all its cold-hearted charm, urges us to jettison our negative patterns into the cosmic void. Think of it as the universe's version of spring cleaning - just with more black holes and fewer dust bunnies. Yes, this means a bit of destruction, but remember, you're not smashing atoms here, you're crafting constellations. So be deliberate in your cosmic cleansing. Remember, in this vast universe, change is the only constant. And just like how I can never find my lucky socks on laundry day, sometimes things need to get a little chaotic before they fall into place... or into another dimension entirely. So dress warmly, space cadets, because it's about to get frosty as Pluto shakes its groove thing in Capricorn!

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Trine Saturn

You may develop ideas for organizing business, financial, or personal affairs under this transit. You will feel reserved, controlled, and disciplined in any endeavor relating to relationship, beauty, art or music. This is a good time to start a new partnership, perhaps with someone older. Public relations and legal work should go smoothly.People with harmonious aspects between Venus and Saturn in their birth charts have a good sense of what is expected of them in personal relationships, and quite naturally do right by others. Cautious in love, they are careful of what they give out or promise to give, as they generally feel obligated to follow through. They don’t take connections with others lightly, and are more attracted to long-term, committed partnerships than more casual relationships. They usually don’t expect too much from others, and take relationship problems in stride, intuitively understanding that there’s always some bad with any good. It’s not easy to sweep them off their feet, they’re unlikely to lavish affection on someone unless they’re certain that person will return the favor, and they are not risk takers with their hearts. A similar attitude towards money is common as well–they are generally practical and cautious in this department.You feel a strong sense of responsibility to the ones you love, and this is so natural to you that it is second nature. Generally, you exercise caution and good judgment in your relationships with others, and you are understanding when others are in need. You pride yourself on being responsible and trustworthy, and you do whatever you can to compromise when necessary. Perhaps because of the training of your youth, you are well-disciplined and can focus your efforts quite effectively in order to achieve success. Even though you will climb your way to the top of your own ladder, you will not hesitate to offer a hand up to others you meet along the way. This quality is one of the main reasons for your success–your sensitivity to the needs of others.You are a good parent and will be a benevolent disciplinarian. You expect your children to learn to respect others and to be conscious of needs other than their own. Instead of trying to mold them into being a carbon copy of yourself, you will encourage your children to develop their own individuality.In romantic matters, you do not rush headlong into affairs of the heart. You check out each potential partner carefully, assessing their good and bad qualities. Most importantly, you require that the partnership contain mutual respect and loyalty. You feel more comfortable in a stable, long-term relationship than in a series of “casual flings.” It is so natural to you that you are responsible and concerned about the person you love that it completely surprises you when you encounter people who are not the same way, or who take relationships lightly!Some Famous People with Venus in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Tony Banks, Pat Boone, Pearl Buck, Agatha Christie, Bill Cosby, Sigmund Freud, Grace Princess of Monaco, Wayne Gretzky, Monty Hall, Katie Holmes. Trines – Lucille Ball, Harry Belafonte, David Bowie, Albert Camus, Drew Carey, Crystal Gayle, Arsenio Hall, Patty Hearst, Bette Midler, Arnold Palmer, Sean Penn, John Travolta.