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Solar activity reached moderate levels due to M1.5/Sf flare at 09/0955 UTC and an M1.0 flare at 09/1319 UTC, both from Region 3511 (S22W59, Fsi/beta-gamma). Region 3511 exhibited growth and an increase in magnetic complexity within its leader spots beginning late on 08 Dec, but slowly decayed through 09 Dec. Region 3513 (N19E13, Eai/beta-gamma) exhibited consolidation within its leader spots while also displaying growth and development in its intermediate and trailing spots. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available satellite imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were near nominal levels with solar wind speed ranging from 384-467 km/s. Total field ranged from 1-5 nT while the Bz component was between +/-4 nT. Phi angle was negative.
There is a 10% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Scorpio, at 14 degrees, 11' 22", at a velocity of 12.93 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. It is 391516 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
The Sun
The Sun is in Sagittarius
The Sun is at 17 Sag 54' 42", and is 147338923km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Scorpio
The Moon is at 14 Sco 11' 22", and is 387545km away and approaching.
Mercury
Mercury is in Capricorn
Mercury is prograde at 07 Cap 44' 22", moving at 0.47 degrees per day, and is 131493827km away and approaching.
Venus
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 06 Sco 28' 14", moving at 1.19 degrees per day, and is 155430430km away and receding.
By the twelve colonies, Venus has blasted its way into Scorpio! For those of you not fluent in geek-speak, let me translate. This means that our little cosmic cheerleader of love and relationships has decided to buddy up with the universe's version of the brooding, leather-jacket-wearing, motorcycle-riding bad boy. So, hold onto your FTL drives, folks, it's about to get interesting.
Venus in Scorpio is like a Cylon infiltrating the fleet – it’s all about digging deep and discovering the hidden truths. Those pesky doubts you've been airlocking from your mind? Well, they're back, banging on the hatch like a hungry Raider. It's time to face them, find the truth, and see if they can withstand the nuclear light of day.
And let's not forget about the power struggles and cubit concerns that are about to surface like a Basestar on DRADIS. How you spend those shiny little coins is about to become as important as maintaining Viper fuel levels in the midst of a Cylon attack. This might be the perfect time to consider some serious financial maneuvers, whether that involves making smarter budget decisions or simply finding a new pyramid scheme (I meant investment, of course).
Yes, Venus in Scorpio could rival a stay in the brig for sheer intensity, but remember: intense experiences forge stronger bonds. If you can weather this cosmic storm, you might just find your relationship jumping to new, uncharted sectors of intimacy and understanding. So, strap in, keep an eye on the DRADIS, and enjoy the ride. And hey, if nothing else, it's a good excuse to spend more time in the bunk. Frak yeah!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 11 Sag 22' 20", moving at 0.72 degrees per day, and is 371469410km away and approaching.
Alright star children, buckle up! Your cosmic GPS has just announced, "You are on the fastest route to Sagittarius and your destination is Mars." Just imagine, Mars is a mere 371484679.367597878km away. That's like taking a cross-galactic road trip... in a hyper-speed spaceship, of course. And good news for all the celestial speedsters out there - Mars is currently prograde, so no worrying about planetary speed bumps!
Now, let me paint you a Martian-Sagittarian picture. Picture this: Mars donning an archer’s hat, armed with a quiver full of 'can-do' arrows, and riding on a horse called Optimism. Sounds thrilling, doesn't it? As Mars jogs along the Sagittarius highway, we all get to hitch a ride on this journey towards endless possibilities. Everything suddenly sparkles a tad brighter, and the word 'impossible' starts fading from our dictionaries.
With Mars in Sagittarius, your vision isn't just a daydream anymore. It's a full-blown reality show in HD. Sure, we might be a bit too engrossed in the 'coming soon' trailer and lose focus on the present episode. But hey, who can blame us when the future looks this promising?
But remember, folks, even the cosmos advises against reckless driving. This galactic journey is high on adrenaline and risks, and it's easy to forget the speed limit. So, moderate your cosmic throttle and remember – the journey is as important as the destination.
Mars in Sagittarius is like a universal buffet, and it wants to taste everything – people, places, feelings, knowledge, beliefs. It's a cosmic quest for truth, and the only admission ticket is openness. Enroll in the university of life – study different cultures, philosophies, and beliefs. The more you expand your mind, the closer you get to understanding the cosmic script of your life.
Lastly, and most importantly, grab your space suit because it’s time to embark on a journey! But remember, this isn't your regular beach vacation. This is about exploring the cosmic unknown, about enriching experiences that expand our minds and hearts. So dive into that book you've been procrastinating, sign up for that pottery class, or hang out with the new
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 06 Tau 19' 35", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 628515162km away and receding.
Alright, folks, strap on your Neil Armstrong-approved moon boots and grab your telescopes because it's time for a celestial hoedown! Jupiter, our favorite overgrown cosmic bowling ball, has decided to take a vacation in Taurus – the astrological equivalent of a stubborn but lovable grandpa who refuses to throw out his prized stamp collection.
This is like inviting a physics professor to a pottery class - it's a strange mix, but you'd be surprised at the results! Jupiter, the Santa Claus of the cosmos, known for its wisdom and deep thoughts, is teaming up with Taurus, the 'zen master' of the zodiac. Taurus is here to remind us that we don't need to go on a spiritual goose chase for wisdom – it's right inside us, probably chilling next to that song lyric you can't get out of your head.
Now, when Jupiter, the planet with more gas than your Uncle Lester at Thanksgiving, is in Taurus, it's like getting a free VIP pass to your dreams. You'll find yourself creating to-do lists with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and ticking off goals like a dedicated birdwatcher. Trust me, by the end of this transit, you'll have accomplished more than a caffeinated squirrel on a mission.
And let's not forget about the money, honey! Jupiter in Taurus is like finding a winning lottery ticket in your old pair of jeans. It's raining fortunes, and Taurus, our cosmic wealth manager, is ready with open arms (and a very large umbrella). It's a prime time to review your financial status and see if there's room for a bit of growth (or a new yacht).
But remember, folks, Taurus has a sweet tooth for indulgence. When the expansive Jupiter gets into this sign, we may start to confuse our needs with our wants. You might want a diamond-encrusted hoverboard, but do you need it? (The answer should be no unless you're planning intergalactic travels.) So, let's try not to splurge all our newfound fortune on a lifetime supply of chocolate-covered pretzels, okay?
Jupiter in Taurus is a transitory phase of growth, prosperity, and a few hilarious cosmic hiccups. So buckle up, space cadets
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 01 Pis 37' 01", moving at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1492132972km away and receding.
Now listen here young Padawans, we've got a cosmic situation on our hands that's more twisted than a Wookiee's hair on a humid day. Saturn, the grandmaster of discipline and order (think of it as the Darth Vader of planets), has decided to take a galactic vacation in the dreamy realm of Pisces (which is more like the planet Endor, full of Ewoks and huggable creatures).
This unusual celestial pairing is like R2-D2 trying to communicate with a Porg - it might seem confusing at first, but there's a message in there somewhere. If you're feeling a sudden urge to write the next great intergalactic opera, or open up a Tatooine-style cantina, now's the time to turn those dreams into reality! After all, if a farm boy from Tatooine can become a Jedi Knight, you too can achieve your dreams.
But let's be real, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a blast at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Saturn might start questioning your dreams, like a nosy protocol droid. But instead of pulling an Anakin and getting all grumpy about it, try to see it as wisdom from Yoda. This planetary Obi-Wan is just trying to help you clean up your mental Death Star, so you can focus on what truly matters.
With all this cosmic commotion, you might feel more restless than Han Solo in carbonite. But don't pull a Leia and rush headfirst into trouble. Take a cue from the Jedi and practice some mindfulness. Meditate like Qui-Gon, take a peaceful walk like Luke on Dagobah, or even take a nap like a snoozing Ewok (just make sure to keep a dream journal nearby!). Remember, it's not just about fighting the Dark Side, it's also about nurturing the Force within you.
So, there you have it folks. Saturn in Pisces may be as puzzling as a game of Dejarik, but with patience and wisdom, you'll navigate this cosmic course like an ace pilot. May the Force be with you!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 00' 56", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2803635298km away and receding.
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 53' 32", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 4453342524km away and receding.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 43' 52", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5332656488km away and receding.
Alright, my star-crossed comrades, grab your safety goggles and lab coats because we're about to delve into the cosmic chemistry of Pluto in Capricorn. And let me tell you, it's like a high school science experiment gone wild! So, fasten your seatbelts, prepare for lift-off, and remember: In space, no one can hear you scream... about the trials and tribulations of your astrological forecast.
First, let's do a quick refresher on our planetary pals: Pluto and Capricorn. These two are like the power-couple of the cosmos, always pushing for success and constantly focused on their goals. If they were a band, they'd definitely be called "The Intense Intentionals" or "Focused Fury". They're so goal-oriented, they could probably make a black hole reconsider its life choices. But beware, their single-minded determination can often result in a total disregard for other viewpoints. So, if you find yourself suddenly intolerant of your friend's belief that pineapple belongs on pizza, you now know whom to blame.
Here's where it gets fun though: Pluto, that cheeky celestial body, is all about transformation. It's like the Marie Kondo of planets, urging us to discard what no longer sparks joy... or at least, what no longer serves us. But remember, this isn't a Netflix show, and Pluto's methods involve a bit more... shall we say, 'constructive destruction'. So, as you embark on your intergalactic spring cleaning, remember to be deliberate with your choices. After all, you don't want to accidentally jettison something essential, like your sense of humor or your favorite tie-dye shirt.
In conclusion, while Pluto is doing the cha-cha in Capricorn, keep your eyes on your goals, open your mind to different perspectives and embrace the changes coming your way. And remember, even if you feel like you're 5332616818.607561111km away from where you want to be, every journey starts with a small step... or in this case, a giant leap for mankind.
Mercury
Mercury
Venus