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The Sun

The Sun is in Sagittarius

The Sun is at 27 Sag 04' 04", and is 147198185km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 20 Pis 21' 51", and is 370215km away and receding.

Moon Is In Pisces

Well, stardust siblings, listen up! We're in for quite a lunar show tonight. Our big cheese in the sky, fondly known as the Moon, is currently shacking up in Pisces. Don't worry, it's not a fishy situation as it sounds. It's a cosmic dance that happens every month - no biggie! Now, for those of you who slept through science class, let me explain. The Moon is about 370,125.082247500km away. Yes, that's a very precise number, because we nerds love precision almost as much as we love Doctor Who reruns and arguing about Star Trek captains. But here's where it gets interesting. You see, the Moon, bless its cratered heart, has an appointment in Aries in the next 24 hours. So, it's packing up its moon rocks, saying bye to Pisces, and is ready to ram into Aries - metaphorically speaking, of course. If it was literal, we'd all be in a bit of a pickle. The Moon in Pisces is often a time for deep introspection, dreamy introspection, and maybe even some psychic insights. You might find yourself pondering the meaning of life, the universe, and everything - you know, light existential dread stuff. But remember, fellow earthlings, it's okay to let your mind wander to the stars but keep your feet firmly planted on Earth. After all, gravity’s not just a good idea, it’s the law. So buckle up, buttercups, because when the Moon moves into Aries, it's going to be all about courage, action, and assertiveness. It's like going from a deep philosophical conversation with Socrates to arm wrestling with Thor. Prepare to seize the day, the night, and maybe even that slice of pizza you've been eyeing. Stay groovy, space cadets! May the force, or at least a decent cup of tea, be with you.

Mercury

Mercury is in Capricorn

Mercury is retrograde at 05 Cap 09' 48", moving backwards at 1.09 degrees per day, and is 104612575km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Capricorn

Alright, my cosmic comrades, get ready to ride the astral waves because Mercury, our chatty little neighbor, has decided to bunk up with the stern taskmaster of the zodiac, Capricorn. And let me tell you, this is not your regular sleepover with popcorn and cheesy sci-fi movies. It's more like a high-powered business meeting...in space. Imagine Mercury, a planet that practically invented the concept of "multitasking," sharing a cosmic space with Capricorn, a sign that's about as laid-back as a triple espresso. It's like putting Wall-E in charge of a Fortune 500 company! So what does this mean for you, dear star child? Well, expect your brain to turn into Wall-E on a mission. You know how he meticulously sorts and stacks rubble into neat little cubes? That's how your thoughts will be. Tidy, efficient, and goal-oriented. Your ideas will be like puzzle pieces coming together in a beautiful, 3D rendering of your future success. But remember, while we're all busy turning our cerebral cortexes into productivity factories, we need to be careful about how we communicate. Capricorn, bless its ambitious little heart, can sometimes get a bit bossy. And nobody likes a control freak, even if they are astronomically ordained. So let's not let our interstellar ambitions turn us into communication dictators, okay? In a nutshell, Mercury in Capricorn is an opportunity for all of us to channel our inner Wall-Es: industrious, focused, and able to turn a pile of seemingly useless thoughts into a skyscraper of cosmic achievement. Just remember to keep your communications as smooth as a freshly polished astro-droid. We're all in this galactic journey together, after all. Happy stargazing!

Venus

Venus is in Scorpio

Venus is prograde at 17 Sco 13' 02", moving at 1.2 degrees per day, and is 164504390km away and receding.

Venus Is In Scorpio

Disco Venus Shimmies into Sultry Scorpio

Alright star-gazers, strap on your cosmic seatbelts because our lovable planet of relationships, Venus – yes, the one named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty – is doing the tango with passionate Scorpio. If this were a sci-fi movie, we'd be entering warp-speed level intensity in the relationship quadrant of the galaxy.

Let's get one thing straight: Venus in Scorpio is not for the faint-hearted. Think of it as 'Reality TV meets Astrophysics'. It's like diving headfirst into a black hole of love, where frivolous flings get sucked into oblivion and only meaningful romances survive. Love may teeter on the edge of obsessive – not quite creepy stalker level, but definitely in the "I've listened to your favourite song 50 times today" realm.

And oh boy, you know those pesky, nagging thoughts about your relationships that you've been sweeping under your mental rug? Well, Venus in Scorpio comes along with a cosmic vacuum cleaner, bringing all those dust bunnies of doubt out into the open. This is the time when we take our relationships to the lab, dissect them under the microscope, and make some hard decisions. It's like a major reality check from the universe, whether you ordered one or not!

Now, let’s talk money, honey. Venus in Scorpio has a knack for shining a spotlight on the financial stage of relationships. Suddenly, how you split the bill at dinner becomes more significant than the food itself. Expect some power struggles, budget debates, and possibly a newfound interest in joint investments, insurance policies, and who gets the last slice of pizza.

Okay, I get it, Venus in Scorpio sounds like a planetary party pooper. But trust me, it's not all doom and gloom. The intensity of this cosmic tango can lead to a stronger bond, like superglue for the soul. If you're ready to brave the emotional whirlwinds and physical fervor, this could be a transformative and sizzling time that brings you and your partner closer than two electrons in a covalent bond.

So, buckle up, space voyagers! Venus in Scorpio is an astronomical ride not to be missed.

Mars

Mars is in Sagittarius

Mars is prograde at 17 Sag 55' 38", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 368060782km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Sagittarius

The Martian Cowboy in Sagittarius

All right, folks. Let's hitch up our space wagons because Mars, the cosmic cowboy, has just sauntered into the rowdy town of Sagittarius. Now, Sagittarius, our favorite celestial archer, is known for its optimism and boundary-pushing nature. Seems like the perfect place for Mars to hang out, right? It's like a sci-fi convention meeting a Renaissance fair. Expect lots of cosplay... I mean, grand possibilities.

When Mars blasts through Sagittarius like a red Tesla roadster in space, we all get a taste of the 'Sagittarian Special' - which is like a pizza with every topping imaginable. Suddenly, things shine brighter than my lucky Star Wars socks, and we see possibilities where before there was just the void of uncertainty.

Mars in Sagittarius has not only the vision but the warp drive to turn that vision into reality. Obstacles? Pfft! We approach them with the optimism of a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. The downside? Our focus might drift from the present because we're so busy looking at the future – or the next episode.

However, there's also a slight danger of going 'Han Solo' while Mars is in Sagittarius. We could get impulsive, take risks, and maybe shoot first. Remember, even intergalactic adventurers need to practice moderation. No one wants to end up stuck in a Sarlacc pit!

Mars in Sagittarius wants us to soak it all up like a sponge in a zero-gravity water experiment. People, places, feelings, knowledge, beliefs... It's time to seek the truth, folks. So, let's keep our sensors open, because the answers we need could be hidden in the most unexpected corners of the universe.

And, of course, it's the best time to travel! But this isn't about taking a leisurely cruise on the Starship Enterprise, oh no. It's about boldly going where no one has gone before. However, remember that traveling doesn't necessarily mean hopping onto the next spaceship. You can also embark on mental voyages – read a new book, take a class, or engage with diverse cultures. Who knows? You might discover a whole new galaxy right here on Earth!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 49' 26", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 644369426km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: A Nerdy Astrologer's Take

Alright fellow celestial enthusiasts, it's time to talk about what happens when Jupiter, the cosmic equivalent of that one professor who always assigned extra reading but somehow made it interesting, decides to hang out in Taurus, the zodiac's most notoriously chill and stubborn sign. It's like inviting a quantum physicist to a potluck - sparks are bound to fly, and someone's probably going to end up explaining the theory of relativity using a casserole dish.

In this cosmic collaboration, we are reminded that enlightenment isn't some ethereal concept hanging out in the stratosphere, but rather something we carry around in our spiritual backpacks, often buried under a bunch of existential notebooks and leftover cosmic lunch. Jupiter nudges us towards these self-discoveries while Taurus cheerfully holds up a sign saying "Slow and steady, dude."

When Jupiter's in Taurus, it's like having your life coach and your personal financial planner team up for the ultimate powerpoint presentation on how to achieve your dreams. Jupiter is there with a bucket of ambition and Taurus is ready with the spreadsheet, ensuring you don’t blow all your money on alien-themed lava lamps and vegan pizza. Together, they help us outline our life goals with clarity, pragmatism, and a splash of cosmic spunk.

And let's not forget about the prosperity potential! During this transit, it's like Jupiter and Taurus team up to play cosmic lottery, and guess what? You're holding the winning ticket! Just remember, 'prosperity' doesn't necessarily equate to 'let’s buy a gold-plated yacht'. Sometimes it's more about wise investments and less about impulse purchases of inflatable unicorn pool floats.

Finally, keep in mind, Taurus knows how to live the good life, and when Jupiter, the planet known for its "go big or go home" philosophy, enters the scene, there's a risk of overdoing it. It’s like being at a cosmic buffet - you're going to want to try everything, but remember to pace yourself. You don't want to end up with a spiritual food coma.

So, space cadets, prepare for a journey filled with wisdom, practicality, and prosperity. And remember, always keep your sense of humor about you. The universe certainly does!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 12' 51", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1513013227km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn In Pisces: The Dad of the Cosmos Crashes Our Dream Party

Alright stargazers, grab your telescopes and a big cup of herbal tea because Saturn, our cosmic taskmaster, has sashayed its way into dreamy Pisces. Yep, that's right. Saturn, our very own celestial dad, is about 1512935075.954711199km away, but still manages to shout "Get your act together" right in our ears. And, as we know, Papa Saturn doesn’t do retrograde, he's all about moving forward. Prograde, baby!

Now, you might be wondering, what does it mean when the disciplinarian of the cosmos decides to join our Piscean daydream-party? Well, folks, it’s like inviting a spreadsheet-loving accountant to a poetry slam. It might be weird at first, but trust me, it's going to get things done.

Saturn in Pisces is the perfect time for introspection and turning those glittery dreams of yours into reality. Whether it's writing the next sci-fi bestseller or launching that vegan cheese business, now's the time to clear the mind, breathe, and ask the universe, "Okay, what's next?". Keep a notepad handy because Saturn's got a whiteboard and he's not afraid to use it.

But let's be real, this isn't always a smooth ride. Having Saturn question our cherished fantasies can feel like having a nosy neighbor snoop around our secret diary. But listen, Saturn might be a bit intrusive but his advice is solid. So, fling open that door, put on your best listening face and take his words to heart. It's tough love, but someone's got to do it.

With all this cerebral commotion going on, it's no surprise if you feel a bit restless. Our Piscean realm, usually reserved for dreams and deep sleep, is getting a reality check. So, take a break. Meditate, wander in the forest, breathe, nap (but keep that dream journal ready!), and ensure a good night's rest. Heck, hit the hay a tad early to let your brain cool off. Embrace this time to tap into the profound wisdom knocking at your door during this transit.

So, dear stargazers, as we navigate this Saturn in Pisces phase, remember to balance your dreaming

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 43' 08", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2816076165km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus In Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy

Alright, star gazers, buckle up and hold on to your telescopes! Uranus is in Taurus, which is a bit like inviting a tornado to a tea party. Taurus, the cosmic equivalent of that overly organized friend who color-codes their socks, is about to get a visit from the unruly, unpredictable Uranus. Yes, you heard it right! The planet named after a god of chaos is pulling into Taurus' neatly mowed front yard and it's not taking off its shoes!

Taurus loves stability, tradition and a good savings account. Uranus, on the other hand, is all about change, innovation and occasionally turning things upside down just for the fun of it. So, you can imagine Taurus' face when Uranus sends out a cosmic group text that there's a party at its place and everyone's invited!

On the Earthly front, expect some major shake-ups in the financial world as Uranus takes the wheel. We might see new forms of currency pop up - perhaps we'll be trading in intergalactic credits or alien emoji coins soon? Banks could get a cosmic makeover, which hopefully includes less time waiting in line. And let's not even get started on the housing and stock markets; Uranus might turn them into a thrilling roller coaster ride.

On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is here to shake us free from the chains of financial stress. Debts, taxes, interest rates, rents, and mortgages are about to get a Uranian spin. Materialism might take a backseat as we discover the joys of minimalist living (or at least managing to find that one sock that keeps disappearing).

Change is coming, folks, whether we're ready or not. But hey, in the words of a famous space explorer, "I'm sorry, Taurus, I'm afraid I can't do that." So let's embrace the chaos, ride the cosmic wave and remember, as long as Uranus is in town, there's never a dull moment!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 56' 08", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4476656542km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces: Cosmic Serendipity at its Funkiest

Well, buckaroos! Our distant cousin Neptune has decided to crash at Pisces' pad for a while, and let me tell you - it's like watching Bill Nye the Science Guy moonwalk at a Star Trek convention. In other words, it's a bit of a cosmic conundrum, wrapped in an interstellar oddity, swathed in a nebulous...well, nebula. But I digress.

The thing about Neptune is, it loves a good game of hide and seek. But when it's chilling with Pisces, things get a little more...how shall we say, clear? Like cleaning your glasses after stumbling around in a foggy room, only to find out you've been in a planetarium all along. Suddenly, we're taking off the blindfold and realizing that we're all playing for the same team here. Petty squabbles? Psh, as trivial as Pluto's status as a planet (still a planet in my heart, Pluto!)

So, what does this mean for you, dear stargazer? It's time to roll up those sleeves and dish out your unique talents, just like Grandma's famous green bean casserole at a potluck. We've all got something to bring to this cosmic table, and Neptune in Pisces is giving us a VIP pass to do so.

Ever thought about signing up for that telepathy course online? Or maybe setting up a little peace haven at your place? Now's the time! Light some incense, chant a mantra, or simply bask in the glow of your lava lamp. And remember, the universe is cheering you on, like a bunch of nerds at a comic-con panel.

So go out there, and let your inner Spock meet its inner Yoda. May the Force of Neptune in Pisces be with you!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 58' 38", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5347308476km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: The Ultimate Nerd's Guide to Galactic Success

Alright, folks. Buckle up because Pluto, that little planet, er...dwarf planet (seriously, how many times are they going to change its status?), is doing the cha-cha in Capricorn. And trust me, it's more exciting than binge-watching your favorite sci-fi series... sort of.

So, here's the deal. Both Pluto and Capricorn are like the Sheldon Coopers of the celestial world – they're all about goals, power, and efficiency. But I've got to tell you, they also have as much compassion as a Vulcan on a bad day. During this cosmic dance, you might find yourself turning into a bit of a social Dalek: "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" any ideas that aren't yours. Remember, variety is the spice of life – even if it's just a dash of paprika on your otherwise bland potato of stubbornness.

Now to the fun part. Pluto, in all its glory, is playing the role of the galaxy's top Marie Kondo. It wants us to tidy up, declutter, and yeet those negative patterns out into the black hole where they belong. Now, I'm not saying you need to go full Hulk on everything, but sometimes you've got to destroy before you create – like demolishing a perfectly good sandwich to invent a new one with pickles, peanut butter, and jelly. Don't knock it until you've tried it!

So, in conclusion, my star-crossed friends, remember to navigate this Pluto in Capricorn phase with an open mind, a dustbin for your negativity, and maybe a jar of pickles. The universe works in mysterious ways, but hey, that's why we love it!

The Sun

Sun Square Neptune

Confusion, uncertainty, and delusions of grandeur characterize this transit. Be alert for deception. Avoid becoming the martyr today just because your self-confidence may be low. Don't buy into every sob story that comes your way and don't play the "poor, poor pitiful me" game. Be careful with contracts. In general, be prepared for any kind of possible misunderstanding.Those people born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Neptune often struggle with a desire to be something special or to experience something more than the ordinary. They are day-dreamers and idealists. It is easy for these people to trust others, even (and perhaps especially) people who might seem from the outside looking in as unsavory types. They are looking to identify with something beyond what is normally expected of people.Most have in common a childhood that didn’t help the natives direct or define their lives. Perhaps the early family life was lacking in supervision or clearly defined rules. A father figure may have been absent or distant and ineffective. Many people with these aspects have a glorified image of their fathers. Whether the image is very positive or very negative (or if it swings between these extremes), the image is not very clear or rational. Whatever the case may be, these people struggle with defining who they are. They might gravitate towards the “wrong people”, or get in with the “wrong crowd” in an attempt to define who they are. They might be susceptible to being taken advantage of by others, especially by men or authority figures. They can be easily led astray by peculiar desires or self-destructive habits. In order to add a greater-than-ordinary dimension of experience to their lives that helps them to feel special and important, they might be attracted to Neptune-ruled behaviors, such as secret affairs, drugs, or other escapist behaviors. In some way, these people feel a strong urge to glamorize their role in the world. In extreme cases, the natives are completely deluded. However, in most cases, there is simply some confusion about the past (such as remembering childhood experiences in ways that are far removed from reality), and a tendency to daydream about being someone more “important” than they assume they are. They may struggle with early conditioning that made them feel tossed aside or neglected in some way, and certainly not directed and supported.These people are very sensitive, especially with regards to any real or imagined blows to their ego. If the natal chart shows a strong sense of reality and a robust mind (Mercury and Saturn well-placed, for example), the negative interpretations of this aspect are less extreme. Still, the natives are likely to recognize at some point in their lives that they have a tendency to engage in escapist and self-destructive fantasies and/or habits. It is useful to be able to connect these behaviors with their probable source, which is likely to be a weakly-defined ego and identity in childhood.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Neptune: Squares – Anjelica Huston, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Costner, Cameron Diaz; Oppositions – Sheena Easton.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.

Venus

Venus Opposite Uranus

Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.