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23 December, 2023
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M3.3/1n flare at 22/0004 UTC from Region 3519 (S10W86, Cai/beta). Region 3519 continued to decay as it approached the W limb. Slight decay was observed in Regions 3521 (N12W20, Csi/beta), 3526 (N15E04, Dai/beta), 3530 (N08E24, Cro/beta), and in the intermediate spots of Region 3529 (S20E01, Eho/beta). New Regions 3532 (S15W58, Bxo/beta) and 3533 (N15E44, Bxo/beta) were numbered. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels with solar wind speeds steady at around 340 km/s. Total field strength varied 2-6 nT and the Bz component ranged +/-4 nT. The phi angle was positive.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 5% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Taurus, at 15 degrees, 32' 42", at a velocity of 13.48 degrees per day.
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11 days old. It is 375284.3 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan, 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Capricorn
The Sun is at 01 Cap 08' 25", and is 147152252km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Taurus
The Moon is at 15 Tau 32' 42", and is 379518km away and receding.
Moon Is In Taurus
Oh, hello there, brave voyagers of the cosmic seas! Today, we're going to talk about an out-of-this-world event - our faithful celestial sidekick, the Moon, has decided to take a mini-vacation in Taurus. Now, don't panic. The moon hasn't physically moved to Taurus. It's not like it packed a suitcase and said, "I'm off to see the bull, the wonderful bull of... space." No, no, it's all about alignment, my friends. In astrological terms, the Moon in Taurus means it's time for us to embrace stability, determination and practicality. Yes, I know, those are big words for a Tuesday morning. But here's the kicker - the Moon is currently 379,361.357392536 km away! That's like travelling from Earth to Mars and back, then deciding you've forgotten your favorite socks and going back to Mars again. I mean, seriously, couldn't it have checked before it left? Classic moon move. But what does this all mean for your daily life? Well, with the Moon chilling in Taurus, expect to feel a need for comfort and security. Maybe that means finally organizing your comic book collection by issue number, or perhaps it's finally time to tackle that 'simple' DIY project that's been sitting in your garage since the last solar eclipse. Either way, it's a day to take things slow and steady, just like our friend the Taurus. So grab your coffee, take a deep breath, and remember - if the Moon can travel that far just to hang out with a bull, you can certainly get through your to-do list. Until next time, space travellers, may the cosmos guide your way and your socks always match.
Mercury
Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is retrograde at 29 Sag 59' 51", moving backwards at 1.38 degrees per day, and is 101161377km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Mercury Jumps into Sagittarius: Let's Saddle Up, Space Cowboys
Attention fellow space adventurers! Mercury, our celestial mailman, has just zipped into the wild prairies of Sagittarius. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Why should I care, oh nerdy astrologer?" Well, grab your lightsabers and strap on your proton packs because this transit is about as subtle as a Wookiee at a tea party!
See, Mercury is that detail-oriented friend who insists on reading every line of the Death Star's user manual, while Sagittarius is that free-spirited hippie who'd rather explore Tatooine's sand dunes than be cooped up indoors. When these two cross paths, it's like trying to teach a droid to ride a Tauntaun - entertaining, but also a little chaotic!
With the chatty Mercury in thrill-seeking Sagittarius, expect a whirlwind of enthusiastic words, confident messages, and passionate debates. It's a time for big ideas and even bigger ambitions, but remember, folks - don't let your excitement make you overlook the details. No one wants to end up like the guy who forgot to shield the Death Star's exhaust port, right?
However, be warned - in the excitement of discovering life's greatest mysteries, we might blurt out things faster than R2-D2 on a caffeine rush. Triple-check your words during this transit, or you might end up revealing your secret rebel base location to Darth Vader himself!
Sagittarius, represented by the galactic explorer, the Archer, urges us to expand our horizons. This is the perfect time to plan that trip to Naboo, enroll in Jedi training, or start that new job at the Mos Eisley Cantina. So, let's use our 'Force'-filled words wisely, stay open-minded, and embark on this epic space odyssey with Mercury in Sagittarius!
May the cosmic forces be with you all!
Venus
Venus is in Scorpio
Venus is prograde at 22 Sco 01' 51", moving at 1.21 degrees per day, and is 168437867km away and receding.
Venus Is In Scorpio
Well, folks! It's that time again when Venus sashays into Scorpio's neon-lit alley, and oh boy, is it a sight to behold! Now, if you know a thing or two about Venus (not just the planet, but the goddess of love), she's all about relationships. She's the life of the party, spreading smiles, laughter, and affection like confetti. On the other side, we have Scorpio, the passionate deep-diver of the zodiac. When Scorpio falls in love, it's less of a casual dip and more of an Olympic high dive without a safety net. So, when Venus takes a spin in Scorpio's territory, we're looking at a romance novel turned action thriller! You might find yourself craving more intense experiences during this celestial shindig. Superficial flirts and trivial chit-chat? Nah, not on Scorpio's watch. It's all about depth, intimacy, and long-lasting romance now. And warning, folks: love might get slightly obsessive. But hey, who doesn't enjoy a little extra attention, right? And oh, remember those tiny, pesky doubts about your relationship that you've been conveniently sweeping under the cosmic rug? Well, they might just decide to pop up for a surprise party. Venus in Scorpio is like a cosmic flashlight, forcing us to face the shadows in our relationships. It's time to dig deep, find the truth, and hold it up for the universe to see. Do we want to make it work, or is it time to say "Bye, Felicia"? This transit is about as subtle as a foghorn. Also, expect some power struggles and money concerns to surface. You may start noticing how money is spent, especially in relationships where finances are shared. Maybe it's time to invest in that lightsaber replica you've been eyeing, or perhaps you're considering becoming a wizard with insurance and loans. Yes, Venus in Scorpio can feel heavier than a black hole. But don't panic! Remember my friends, all this intensity can lead to a stronger bond. If you're up for the challenge, emotionally and physically, this could be a transformative and sizzling time that brings you closer to your partner. Or it might just make you realize you're better off flying solo in this cosmic journey. Either way, buckle up, stargazers, it's going to be a wild ride!
Mars
Mars is in Sagittarius
Mars is prograde at 20 Sag 51' 37", moving at 0.73 degrees per day, and is 366418027km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Sagittarius
Humorous Horoscope with Mars in Sagittarius
Hey there, fellow star seekers! Guess what? Mars, our celestial neighbor, has decided to vacation in Sagittarius. That's right, the galactic warrior planet is chilling with our optimistic archer, and boy, things are about to get interesting!
Imagine Mars, all decked up in a Boba Fett costume, blazing through the cosmic landscape of Sagittarius. The Archer, ever the welcoming host, offers Mars a cocktail of optimism, vision, and a pinch of 'no boundaries.' And Mars? Well, it chugs it down like it's the best thing since the Big Bang!
Now, with Mars in Sagittarius, we're all going to see life through Sag’s rose-colored, wide-angle lens. It's like upgrading your old CRT TV to a 4K OLED display - everything's just brighter, clearer, and more full of possibilities.
But remember, folks, while Mars struts around in Sagittarius, we might find ourselves a little too focused on the future, a tad too eager to leap into the unknown. Picture yourself as a Star Wars fan who's just been told that there's an unwatched spin-off series. You'd want to binge-watch it all, wouldn't you? But ah, moderation, my friend! We may have the drive of the Millennium Falcon, but even it needs a pit stop once in a while.
Mars in Sagittarius is also about exploring and expanding - people, places, knowledge, beliefs, that secret stash of cookies...you name it! It's like being Luke Skywalker, seeking the truth about your ancestry, only here the force could be anywhere.
And finally, Star Wars fans, gear up! It's time to travel, not to Tatooine or Coruscant, but places that will expand our minds and hearts. But hey, who says you need to cross galaxies for that? A new book, an online course or just a chat with your friend from another culture could do the trick.
So buckle up, folks! It's time to embrace the Mars in Sagittarius energy. May the force (and the farce) be with you!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 05 Tau 41' 15", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 652150306km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Well, folks, strap on your space boots and hold onto your telescopes, because Jupiter is vacationing in Taurus - and it's not just passing through, it's gone full retrograde! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, another planetary event to add to my existential crisis." And to that, I say, take a deep breath, pour yourself a cup of cosmic tea, and let's break it down. Jupiter, our resident celestial bigwig of wisdom and deep thoughts, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn sign. It's like that brilliant but slightly eccentric uncle who shows up unannounced at a family gathering, challenging everyone to a game of quantum physics Pictionary. He might be a bit overwhelming, but he sure knows how to shake things up! This cosmic mashup is nudging us to tap into our inner Yoda and awaken the dormant wisdom within us. Think of it as a gentle reminder that spirituality isn't some far-flung concept orbiting Pluto; it's right here, tucked away amidst your daily grind of coffee spills and Wi-Fi drops. Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about introspection, though. It's also your golden ticket to tackle that dream or long-term goal collecting dust in the corner. With Jupiter's 'go big or go home' attitude and Taurus’ stubborn persistence, you've got the best cosmic cheerleading squad encouraging you to get cracking on that to-do list. Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, but they were laying bricks every hour! Now, let's talk cash. Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, paired with Taurus, the sign of wealth, has got the potential for a cosmic jackpot. It's like a celestial game of Monopoly; you could land on Park Place, or you could end up in jail. It's a great time to check your financial pulse and seize opportunities for growth. Just remember to keep an eye on those Taurus tendencies to overindulge - that new telescope might be tempting, but do you really need it? So, as we navigate this Jupiter in Taurus transit, remember to balance your inner wisdom with practical steps towards your goals, all while keeping your impulses in check. And if all else fails, remember: we're just tiny specks in a vast universe, so don't sweat the small stuff!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 02 Pis 30' 56", moving at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1521866127km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
The Nerdy Astrologer's Guide to Saturn in Pisces
Alright star gazers, buckle up! Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, and Pisces, the zodiac's daydreamer, are currently engaged in the celestial equivalent of a nerdy study group. Picture this: Saturn, with its perfectly organized ring system and reputation for discipline, has taken a 1.5 billion km trip into the Piscean realm. And, get this, it's not even in retrograde! It's prograde, moving forward, just like you should be during this transit. Time to swap those comfy PJs for some productivity slacks!
Saturn in Pisces is like the universe's way of asking you about that novel you've always wanted to write or that DIY kombucha business you've been daydreaming about. It's like your cosmic coach, reminding you to stop napping on your dreams and start putting them into action. So, take out that notepad you’ve been doodling in and start drafting a game plan.
But don't think you're off easy. Saturn in Pisces isn't all rainbows and unicorns. It's more like your stern but well-meaning parent checking in on your messy room (or life). You might feel a bit defensive when those closest dreams get scrutinized, but remember, Saturn isn’t here to snoop around. It’s here to help you declutter. So, instead of hanging a 'Keep Out' sign, open the door and listen to its wisdom. It might be time to Marie Kondo your dreams - keep what sparks joy and discard what doesn’t!
Now, we're talking about Pisces territory here, folks. This realm is associated with sleep and dreams, so you might find yourself more restless than usual. But fret not! Embrace the inner hippie and channel your inner calm. Meditate, take a barefoot walk in nature or just deep breathe. You might even want to hit the sack early and let your mind relax. And hey, keep a dream journal handy! Who knows, the next billion-dollar idea might come to you in a dream.
So, remember friends, Saturn in Pisces is all about setting up your dreams for success. It's not always an easy ride but it's definitely worthwhile! So, turn on some calming tunes, pull out that dream board, and get to manifesting!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 19 Tau 36' 07", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2822588550km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Space... the Final Frontier... of Your Wallet
Alright, folks! Buckle up, because it's time to warp into the cosmic world where Uranus is boldly going where no planet has gone before... into Taurus. Now, Taurus, being the space-cow it is, likes to graze calmly in its cosmic pasture, but Uranus? Uranus is that annoyingly hyperactive photon torpedo, ready to shake things up!
And let's be honest... Taurus isn't exactly Captain Picard when it comes to dealing with sudden changes. No, Taurus would rather stick to the good old Starfleet manual. But, alas, the universe doesn't work that way, my friends. So, get your spacesuits on and prepare for a spacewalk on the wild side, because change is coming at warp speed! And who knows? By the end of this space voyage, we might find ourselves docked at a space station far superior to what we left behind.
Now, Taurus is like our resident Ferengi, obsessed with gold-pressed latinum. So, with Uranus in Taurus, we're looking at some serious galactic financial reform. Maybe we'll see Bitcoin become the new Federation credit, or perhaps Wall Street will turn into the Great Material Continuum. Who knows? But one thing's for sure - the financial cosmos are in for a shake-up worthy of a Klingon opera.
On a more personal level, just like Kirk breaking free from the Kobayashi Maru, Uranus in Taurus gives us the chance to escape from our own no-win scenarios. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – these are the Borg of our lives, assimilating our resources. It's time to hit them with a full spread of quantum torpedoes and take back control of our starships!
Resistance may seem futile, but remember, Uranus is here to liberate us, not to assimilate us. So, don’t try to be a stubborn Tellarite, change is inevitable. And who knows? The changes we make could lead us to a stability as comforting as a cup of Earl Grey... hot. So, engage, my friends, because Uranus in Taurus is our new course, set and laid in!
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 24 Pis 58' 11", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4487004299km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune In Pisces: A Space Opera
Alright, star gazers, it's time to buckle up and set your hyperdrives to "introspection," because Neptune's doing its thing in Pisces. This is less like a leisurely cruise on the Millennium Falcon, and more like trying to navigate an asteroid field... blindfolded... with only R2-D2 for company. You know what I mean!
Neptune, our solar system's own private Obi-Wan, is whispering sweet nothings into the ear of Pisces, the galaxy's favorite fishy twins. As these two get chummy, we're granted a kind of cosmic insight that makes Yoda's wisdom look like Jar Jar Binks' speech patterns.
What's this insight you ask? Well, let me put it in terms you'll understand: Imagine if all the Ewoks suddenly realized they were bickering over who had the shiniest rock when they could've been working together to defeat the Empire? That's right, we're talking about seeing past trivial squabbles and embracing unity, people. We’re all just stardust, am I right?
As we orbit through this transit, each of us is called to channel our inner Jedi, exploring the Force - I mean, our gifts, dreams, and ideas - and considering how we can contribute to the galactic good. And no, I'm not talking about donating your old lightsabers to charity (though that's noble too).
Now's the time to dive headfirst into whatever spiritual Death Star trench run calls to you. Build your own home Cantina, complete with an altar for the sacred. Heck, even learn to play that weird space chess Chewbacca's so fond of. Just remember, letting the Wookiee win is always a wise move!
Neptune in Pisces is like the Force ghost of Obi-Wan reminding us we're never alone in our quest to bring balance to the universe. So, let's grab our astro-blaster and set courses to a brighter future. May the Neptune in Pisces be with you!
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 29 Cap 05' 35", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5352859895km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
In the immortal words of Judge Dredd, "I am the law!" and right now, Pluto is laying down the law in Capricorn. You feel that? That's Pluto, a whopping 5,352,830,740.572543144km away, doing the cosmic shuffle in the sign of the ambitious goat. Now, let's break it down, folks. Pluto, that distant, icy dwarf planet that got demoted from the planetary A-list (we still love you though, Pluto), is all about transformation, regeneration, and occasionally, blowing stuff up so we can rebuild. Capricorn, on the other hand, is all business, all the time. Together, they're like a cosmic wrecking ball, smashing through our outdated patterns with an unapologetic "Sorry, not sorry" attitude. Here's where it gets tricky, though. Pluto and Capricorn are both obsessed with success and power, to the point where they've got metaphorical tunnel vision. It's like they're running a cosmic marathon, and they've got no time for pit stops or water breaks. This might mean that empathy for others gets left in the cosmic dust, which isn't exactly a recipe for harmonious human interaction. So, this is a double-edged lightsaber situation here. On one hand, we've got a potent energy that can help us strip away what's not working in our lives. On the other hand, we might get a bit too ruthless in our pursuit of progress. So, while Pluto and Capricorn are doing their thing, remember to take off your power goggles occasionally and take in the broader view. And remember, as Judge Dredd would say, "You can't break the law. I am the Law!" And right now, Pluto is the law of the cosmos. So buckle up, folks! It's going to be a wild ride.Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
The Sun
Sun Sextile Saturn
Self-discipline, organizing ability, and stamina are the order of the day. You are methodical, systematic and can make much progress today simply by rolling up your shirt sleeves and getting to work. People above you are likely to notice your efficient efforts and reward for your hard work will be imminent. Constructive ambition, patience, practical insights, and maturity are the keywords today.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Saturn to accept responsibilities, to lead a rather ordered life, and to apply caution in their financial and business dealings. They rarely jump to conclusions or take uneducated risks. They have a certain amount of patience and enough self-discipline to slowly but surely achieve what they set out to do. Although somewhat undemonstrative, they are generally loyal and responsible people to those they care about.These are not the quickest-moving people aroundthey take their time and generally use a step-by-step approach to most projectsbut they steadily reach their goals. Sun sextile and trine Saturn people are naturally trustworthy, and they don’t have much patience for those who don’t show respect for others, who take foolish risks, and who lead disorganized lives. With the trine, all of these traits come naturally. With the sextile, these traits are available when they are needed.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Saturn: Sextiles – Jennifer Aniston, M C Hammer, Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep, Carl Sandburg, Angelina Jolie, Winston Churchill, Robert DeNiro; Trines – Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio, Muhammad Ali, Bono (U2), Ron Howard, Raquel Welch, Gloria Vanderbilt, Dinah Shore, Linda McCartney, Sheena Easton, Elton John, Catherine Deneuve, Pearl Bailey.Venus
Venus Opposite Uranus
Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.Venus
