The Sun

The Sun is in Pisces

The Sun is at 19 Pis 10' 08", and is 148544888km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Pisces

The Moon is at 03 Pis 20' 14", and is 357942km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Pisces

By the holy stars of Orion's Belt, folks! The Moon is chilling in Pisces right now, and let me tell you, it's a cosmic party up there that would make even the Big Bang jealous. And the Moon is only a mere 358,055.738819128km away. I mean, you could almost hit it with a well-aimed paper airplane if the laws of physics weren't such party poopers. Now, with the Moon doing its best impression of a celestial fish, things are going to get emotional. And I don't mean "forgot to record the latest Game of Thrones episode" type of emotional. I'm talking "you just found out Darth Vader is your father" level of feels. So, buckle up my space-loving nerds. Pisces, the two fish in the cosmic ocean, is all about intuition and creativity. So, expect a tidal wave of inspiration to hit you like a rogue comet. This is the time to finally start that cross-stitch of the periodic table or write that sci-fi novel about quantum mechanic penguins you've been daydreaming about. Just remember, while the moon might seem to be impersonating a giant glow-in-the-dark fish, it's not an excuse to start communicating in bubbles or develop an irrational fear of fishing nets. Keep your feet on the ground, even as your head floats around in the Milky Way. And hey, you never know, with the moon in Pisces, you might find yourself having some profound late-night conversations with your cat. Don't worry, we're all mad here. It's space, after all. May the force of the cosmos be with you, stargazers!

Mercury

Mercury is in Pisces

Mercury will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.

Mercury is prograde at 28 Pis 15' 14", moving at 1.93 degrees per day, and is 189801143km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Pisces

Mercury In Pisces: The Jedi Mind Trick Edition

Listen, friend. I’m about to drop some hot cosmic knowledge on you with the delicacy of an AT-AT on Hoth. Our favorite little planet, Mercury (not to be confused with Luke’s home planet of Tatooine), decided it's time for a little spiritual retreat in the dreamy realm of Pisces. That’s right, our quick-witted, data-loving Mercury is taking a dip in the ethereal waters of Pisces, like a protocol droid in a bacta tank.

Now, you might think this is as mismatched as a Wookiee at a stormtrooper convention. After all, Mercury has a penchant for facts, figures and fast-talking, while Pisces is more into daydreaming, intuition and the Force. But trust me, this cosmic combo is more powerful than a fully operational Death Star.

With Mercury in Pisces, our dreams will be as vivid as a Hutt's appetite. Our thoughts are going to be as loose as Han Solo's morals, and our instincts as strong as a Jedi’s connection to the Force. While Mercury is doing its deep dive of Pisces' illimitable sea, our minds are going to open up wider than the Sarlacc Pit.

So, whether you're navigating asteroid fields or just your regular office politics, get ready to think outside the box—or the TIE fighter, as it were. This transit will bring forth creative inspirations that would make even George Lucas proud and provide solutions from places you never considered—like using the Ewoks to topple an empire.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go discuss thermal exhaust port vulnerabilities. Remember, in space, no one can hear you laugh at bad Star Wars jokes. May the Force (and Mercury in Pisces) be with you!

Venus

Venus is in Aquarius

Venus is prograde at 26 Aqu 43' 27", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 230214573km away and receding.

Venus Is In Aquarius

Hey there, stardust wanderers! Grab a cup of cosmic tea and listen up because Venus just pulled up a seat in Aquarius and things are about to get real... interesting. Like finding out your best friend is actually your soulmate type of interesting. Or realizing that the guy in the corner with the tin foil hat and conspiracy theories might just be your dream date. Yup, Venus in Aquarius blurs the line between love and friendship like an Instagram filter on steroids. Now, don't go expecting any gooey rom-com moments or Nicholas Sparks inspired passion. Aquarius has about as much emotional attachment as a piece of toast, so this transit is less about heart-fluttering romance and more about intellectual connection. Think less Romeo and Juliet, more Mulder and Scully. In essence, Venus in Aquarius is like having a relationship software update - it's less sticky, less confining, but also kind of exciting, right? It's like replacing your old flip phone with the latest smartphone, with the added bonus of not being tied down by messy emotional cords. The key here is freedom, space, and a shared Netflix account. For those in committed relationships, this cosmic shift encourages you to put on your lab goggles and rediscover the chemistry that sparked your love in the first place. Maybe even work together on that DIY project you've been putting off, or join a local cause that speaks to both your hearts. You know what they say, the couple that recycles together, stays together. And for all you single Pringles out there, this is the time to shake up your love life! Venus in Aquarius is like a green light for unconventional dating. So, go ahead and RSVP to that alien-themed costume party or sign up for that Vampire Role-Playing meetup. Embrace the weird, my friends. After all, love is an alien concept too, right? Finally, while Venus is strutting her stuff in Aquarius, we're likely to be drawn towards modern forms of art and personal style. It's like suddenly everyone's closet morphed into an avant-garde fashion runway. So, go ahead, splurge on that neon green jumpsuit or the spaceship-shaped toaster you've been eyeing. Remember, one man's weird is another man's wonderful. So there you have it, folks. Venus in Aquarius: A time for love, friendship, and potentially a new wardrobe. Keep looking up!

Mars

Mars is in Aquarius

Mars is prograde at 19 Aqu 19' 37", moving at 0.78 degrees per day, and is 325821172km away and approaching.

Mars Is In Aquarius

The Martian Aquarian Extravaganza

Alright stargazers, grab your telescopes and adjust your tin-foil hats because Mars has decided to shimmy on over into Aquarius. No, Mars hasn’t literally changed its galactic address (it's still a comfy 325846046.062797427km away, give or take a few kilometres), but in the cosmic dance of the planets, it's currently having a little boogie in the sign of the Water Bearer. And let me tell you, it’s about to get as spicy as a Sriracha-coated Jalapeno out here. Mars in Aquarius is like your eccentric uncle who shows up at family gatherings with a different weird hobby each time. This time around, Uncle Mars has taken up the cause of justice, fueled by Aquarius' humanitarian spirit - and possibly one too many cups of fair-trade, organic coffee. This ain't your grandma's knitting circle, folks. It's a full-on brainstorming session where tradition is about as welcome as a flatulent skunk. The box? Forget about it. You're not just thinking outside the box, you've taken that box, recycled it, and turned it into an eco-friendly compost bin. The status quo is so last century; it's time for fresh ideas so radical they make Newton's apple look like a boring old fruit. As Mars fires up Aquarius like a rocket booster, societal injustices are as glaring as a neon sign in a dark alley. Suddenly, you're not just a passive observer, you're a problem-solving superhero. You see issues, solutions, and the whole chessboard. It's like you've suddenly gained 20/20 vision, but instead of seeing just what's in front of you, you're seeing what could be. So, don't let this opportunity pass by. Grab it by the reigns and ride this wave of revolution like a surfer on a cosmic tide. And while Mars gallivants through Aquarius, rules will feel about as restrictive as a feather boa. Who needs 'em? You're a rebel with a cause, thumbing your nose at convention and opting for an original path that's so uniquely you, it could be your cosmic fingerprint. So go ahead, liberate yourself from the mundane and embrace the exciting uncharted territory of innovation. After all, there's a bit of brilliance in us all, waiting to be unleashed.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 47' 08", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 826327292km away and receding.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Alright kiddos, grab your telescopes and your favorite cosmic snacks! Jupiter, the big ol' planet of wisdom and deep thinking, has decided to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac's equivalent of a stubborn, very comfy couch potato. Now, you might think this is like pairing a philosophy professor with a dedicated Netflix marathoner, but hold onto your star maps because things are about to get interesting. You see, when Jupiter and Taurus start sharing cosmic space, it's like a reminder from the universe that the answers to life, the universe, and everything aren't out there in some distant nebula – they're chilling right inside us, probably buried under a heap of laundry or that deadline we've been ignoring. This cosmic combo is the perfect chance to dust off those dreams you've stored in the attic of your mind and actually DO something about them. You've got Jupiter’s wanderlust for growth and Taurus’ bull-headed determination cheering you on from the sidelines. So, whip out that to-do list and get ready to tick off your goals one by one. It’s like running a marathon, but with less sweating and more existential satisfaction. Now, let's talk money, honey. Jupiter is the universe’s lucky charm, while Taurus is all about that cheddar. This means your piggy bank might start feeling a bit heavier during this transit. But remember, Taurus loves the high life and rarely says "no" to indulging in, well, indulgences. So, while Jupiter might be raining dollar bills, don't go running to the nearest store for a shopping spree just yet. In summary, folks, Jupiter in Taurus is like having your own personal life coach who’s also a financial advisor. A word of advice though - make sure to keep a leash on those impulses. After all, you wouldn’t want to blow all your newly found cosmic cash on a lifetime supply of alien figurines now, would you? Or maybe you do, who am I to judge? Happy stargazing, fellow space nerds!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is prograde at 10 Pis 55' 15", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1600637971km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Warning: Saturn in Pisces Alert!

Hold onto your horoscopes, folks, because Saturn is currently doing a cosmic waltz with Pisces, and it's about to get real. And by real, I mean like "Why didn't I start that vegan food truck?" kind of real. This isn't some run-of-the-mill planetary hokey pokey; it's more like the universe's version of an intervention. But don't panic! This isn't the part where Arnold Schwarzenegger crashes through your wall and says, "Come with me if you want to live." It's more like your cosmic dad saying, "Clean your room, it's time to adult."

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Who does Saturn think he is, barging into my dream space like some overbearing cosmic landlord?" Well, here's the thing. Even though it might feel like Saturn is the intergalactic equivalent of a buzzkill, it really just wants to help us get our acts together. And let's be honest, we could all use a little cosmic coaching now and then.

But here's the glitch in the matrix, folks. While Saturn is busy giving us the cosmic kick up the backside, Pisces, the lord of dreams, is going to be tossing and turning like a caffeinated insomniac. Expect bouts of restlessness, anxiety, and some seriously weird dreams (like, zombie-alien-invasion weird). But don't fret, my stargazing friends. This is the perfect time to channel your inner hippie. Meditate, forest bathe or do whatever you need to do to keep your cool.

So remember, next time you're feeling like the universe is messing with your mojo, just remember - it's not personal, it's just Saturn in Pisces. Now, go out there and make those dreams a reality (and maybe write that down in dream journal...just in case).

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 50' 23", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 3002396518km away and receding.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Space Log: Uranus in Taurus, Captain Astro-Nerd at your service

"Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of Uranus in Taurus. Its seven-year mission: to explore strange new financial systems, to seek out new currencies and new ways of banking, to boldly go where no planet has gone before!"

If you're a Taurus, you're probably clutching your wallet tighter than a Vulcan nerve pinch right now. I know you prefer things as steady as a Starfleet captain's gaze, but Uranus doesn’t care about your comfort zone, not one iota! With Uranus barreling through Taurus like a warp-speed starship, we're all in for some cosmic turbulence. Resistance is futile, my friends. This celestial shake-up is set on uprooting our old ways, faster than Scotty can say "I cannae change the laws of physics!"

During this astrological adventure, we'll face galactic revolutions in how we handle our credits. New forms of currency might pop up like Tribbles, while banks could see changes as dramatic as a Klingon opera. The housing and stock markets? They might be needing a good deflector shield!

On a personal level, though, this isn't just about money. It's about breaking free from the materialistic tractor beam that's got you in its grip. Debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages – they're like those annoying Romulans, always causing trouble. Uranus in Taurus is here to initiate a warp core breach on these obstacles, freeing us from the tyranny of financial stagnation.

So, don your redshirt bravely, my friends. We're embarking on a journey that could bring us to a point of greater stability, much like the gravitational pull of a well-placed black hole. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream... but they might hear your sigh of relief when you realize that these changes are not only necessary but beneficial.

Uranus is here to liberate us. Digging in our heels and resisting the change is about as useful as a tribble on a starship – it won't stop these changes from happening. Engage, my friends, and may the force... err, I mean, live long and prosper!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is prograde at 27 Pis 02' 55", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4620340391km away and receding.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Well, gather round, star-enthusiasts and celestial voyagers, because our dear friend Neptune has decided to take a dip in the astrological hot tub called Pisces. Now, you might be thinking, "What does this mean for my Snapchat streaks or my ability to understand the latest TikTok dance trend?" Well, let me break it down for you. Firstly, just a friendly reminder that Neptune is chilling out at a brisk 4,620,330,125.830161095km from us (typical introvert). No need to Google that, I've got you covered. But, don't let the distance fool you, Neptune's influence is as strong as a black coffee on a Monday morning. When Neptune decides to do the backstroke through Pisces, it's like someone turned on the high-definition setting on our spiritual television. Suddenly, we're seeing the world in 4K ultra-HD. We're realizing that arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste or who ate the last slice of pizza is about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Instead, it's time to have a good old chinwag with your inner self and find out what gifts you've been hiding under your metaphorical bushel. Maybe you're the next Beethoven, or perhaps you've got a knack for making the perfect avocado toast. Either way, it's time to step up to the plate. Neptune in Pisces is like getting an all-access, VIP, backstage pass to the spiritual concert of the century. So maybe it's time to dust off that yoga mat, or start that mindful colouring book you bought in 2015. Remember, dear stargazers, Neptune's cosmic energy is cheering you on from the sidelines. It’s like your personal astrological mascot, waving pom-poms and doing cartwheels (or whatever it is that planets do in their spare time). So, let's get out there, embrace our quirks and share our unique gifts with the world. Because, after all, we're all just tiny specks on a blue dot hurtling through space, and if that's not a reason to celebrate our uniqueness, I don't know what is.

Pluto

Pluto is in Aquarius

Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 25' 25", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5329866813km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Aquarius

Well, well, well! If it isn't our old friend Pluto, a planet...or is it a dwarf planet? Oh, never mind that. It's currently sashaying its way through Aquarius and no matter what we call it, it's causing quite a stir! Now, Pluto, despite being named after the God of the underworld, isn't all doom and gloom. In fact, it's quite the opposite. It's like that friend who makes you clean out your closet and get rid of those clothes you haven't worn since the 80s but can't seem to part with. Pluto is here to help us shed what no longer serves us and bring about a rebirth. And guess what? It's doing this dance in the sign of Aquarius, the harbinger of progress and innovation. So, what does this mean for us mere Earthlings? Well, imagine wearing a pair of 3D glasses in a 2D world. Things are about to get real interesting, real fast. Think leaps and bounds in technology and science, maybe even space travel! Fancy a cuppa on Mars? With Pluto in Aquarius, it might just be possible. But it's not all about gadgets and gizmos. This transit is pushing for a transformation in how we treat each other too. Imagine a world where kindness is the currency, and compassion is the governing system. A world where we think as much about the good of our neighbor as we do about our own. Sounds quite utopian, doesn't it? But that’s the kind of future this planetary tango could herald. On a more personal level, it's like Pluto and Aquarius are conspiring to give us a cosmic makeover. "Out with the old, in with the new," they say, nudging us to rethink our place in the world and how we relate to others. So, hold on to your telescopes, folks! It's time to answer the cosmic call and embrace the change. And remember, change is not a four-letter word…well, technically it is, but you get my point. Keep looking up!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

Mercury

Mercury Conjunct Neptune

Your imagination is working overtime today. You may be interested in spiritual subjects or art and music today. Your thinking will tend to be idealistic, not necessarily realistic. Keep your feet on the ground and your head out of the clouds. Don't let anyone pull the wool over your eyes and stop daydreaming if there is work to be done.With Mercury conjunction Neptune in your chart, you are highly intuitive and creative. You have a real appreciation for artistic and literary endeavors, especially fiction and fantasy, and many of you are talented in the arts. It can be hard to focus on straight facts, or to be objective, because your perceptions are often distorted (or enhanced) by your wishes and dreams. Your mind often wanders, and you are often found daydreaming. You are excellent at visualization and creative expression. You may not have a lot of confidence in your ability to communicate effectively, simply because there can be a lot of hesitation or confusion in your self-expression, but generally others find you intriguing and creative. In fact, you might be a fascinating story teller. Stretching the truth can be a problem with this conjunction, and it is not always done consciously. Your imagination is strong, and it often colors your perceptions. You resist being pinned down to a particular opinion or stance, largely due to the fact that you see so many ways of looking at something. Routine or dull learning programs are unlikely to stimulate you. You long to connect to something higher and larger, and so you tend to glamorize or dramatize.Sample interpretation from our Career report — Mercury/Neptune contacts indicate an active imagination, sensitive perceptions, and heightened intuition. Your mind is open to the more subtle or spiritual aspects of reality. You have a gift for sensing public moods and anticipating future trends. In adversarial relationships, you readily sense your opponent’s motives and potential strategic moves. This skill is useful for fields as diverse as diplomacy, creative writing, journalism, marketing, financial investing, military planning, and psychic investigation. The creative and imaginative aspects of Neptune often indicate a talent for art, music, painting, sketching, acting, film, photography, and so on. You may have an interest in studying Neptune-ruled matters such as oils, gases, chemicals, medicines, or anything involving the feet. You could also be interested in hypnosis, counseling, meditation, dream analysis, psychic phenomena, and spiritual development. If this conjunction forms stressful aspects, you may have problems paying attention or be prone to dreamy, nebulous, or illogical thinking.Sample interpretation from the Merlin report — Your mind does not function in a linear, logical manner and you are often unable to express your thoughts in simple, everyday language. Symbols, images, art, or music better express your ideas. Flights of imagination and fantasy carry you into strange and beautiful worlds, and you could develop the ability to transcribe some of your perceptions to share with others, for example, by writing fantasy, fiction, lyrics, or poetry. You are sensitive to nuances and possess intuitive or psychic gifts, but you may become confused between imagination and true perception. You have a strong mystical and idealistic bent, and have difficulty concentrating your attention on practical or mundane activities. You are strongly attracted to metaphysical and spiritual topics.Some Famous People with Mercury conjunct Neptune: Neil Armstrong, Ray Bradbury, Martin Luther, Christina Aguilera.

Mars

Mars Square Uranus

Take time out to slow down and stay in control of yourself. You may feel out of control today. You may feel restraint even if none is there. Don't let your impulsiveness and your impatience get the better of you. Accidents are possible around machinery, your car, or around electricity. Be careful and stay alert. Carelessness is your biggest enemy today. This is a time for high anxiety and lots of nervous energy. Get some exercise. Avoid excess stress. Put your energy into something creative, self-expressive and inventive.You prefer to stand out in a crowd than to follow. Watch for a tendency to be stubborn or dogmatic, which can impede your progress in life and cause unnecessary delays or obstacles. You can be very temperamental, but you tend to get over things quickly. You might often be hasty, impatient, and impulsive.Alternate, short interpretations: Mars square Uranus or Mars opposition Uranus: *Intensely restless, dynamic, and energetic, you are always on the go. When you want something, you want it NOW, and you act decisively, impulsively, sometimes hastily and prematurely. Impatient, high-strung, and often nervous and tense, you find it difficult to slow down, pace yourself, or relax. You are fiercely individualistic and independent, self-willed and intolerant of restraints and restrictions imposed by others. You have a reckless disregard for authority and can be extremely rebellious. Cooperating with others is not your strong point! You are often brutally frank and abrupt with people, and can be quite impersonal when you are pursuing a desired goal. You may have an explosive temper when your will is blocked. You have a superabundance of energy and need much personal freedom to do things in your own style and at your own pace.#Your life is peppered with dangerous intersections where you may be physically injured. These very events, however, form the substance of your spiritual path. It takes courage to follow this independent path, and effort to maintain strong relationships as you do so. Intuition can be a great asset.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alexander Graham Bell, Catherine Zeta Jones, Patrick Duffy, Johannes Kepler, Madonna, Sissy Spacek Oppositions – Roman Polanski, Regis Philbin, Tyra Banks, Chris Brown, Jackie Gleason, Monica Lewinsky, Arnold Palmer.

Jupiter

Jupiter Sextile Saturn

Progress can be made in business and professional affairs, especially regarding law, politics, education, religion, and travel. A certain seriousness toward career and life direction is evident. Organized expansion into new areas can further your goals. You have a serious minded, responsible attitude toward achieving your long range goals.You have an underlying self-confidence that is based on your belief that life will give you whatever you want if you are willing to work for it. You see the reasonableness in the way that things happen and are willing to invest in yourself. You are very industrious, believing that hard work will bring you progress. You have a taste for material acquisition but are willing to work for what comes to you. — Interpretation from the Indra report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Jupiter and Saturn have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Jupiter trine Saturn: *You have a good balance between idealism, optimism, and vision for the future on one hand and a realistic sense of what can actually be achieved on the other hand. Your judgment and business sense are usually quite good. You possess patience and the ability to accept limitation and frustration on the way to your goals.Older, more experienced individuals or mentors are likely to play a significant and beneficial role in your life.Jupiter sextile Saturn: *You have the patience and the stamina to realize your visions and bring them down to earth, a fine balance between hard work and realism, and a positive, hopeful spirit. You grow through following systems and plans, and taking one step at a time. Overnight success or instant enlightenment is not what you aim for. Your patient, well-balanced approach gives you credibility with many different types of people, and you are apt to gain an excellent reputation for being able to do big things without overreaching or becoming pretentious.#You have the capacity to endure through the daily grind to find something of spiritual value in your work and relationships. You are happy to spend time in seclusion, studying or meditating.