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13 June, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an isolated M1.2 flare from Region 3711 (S09E12, Bxo/beta). Region 3709 (S10E02, Cai/beta) exhibited weak redevelopment in its intermediate and trailing spots and produced a C3.3 flare at 12/1524 UTC. Three new regions were numbered during the period: AR 3714 (N14E24, Bxo/beta), AR 3715 (N17E49, Bxo/beta), and AR 3716 (N10E62, Cro/beta). The remaining active regions were stable and relatively quiet.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Solar wind parameters were indicative of a background solar wind regime. Total field dropped below 5 nT, the Bz component had no significant southward deflections, and wind speeds averaged near 350 km/s. Phi was predominantly positive.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Virgo, at 12 degrees, 18' 52", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.
The First Quarter moon is currently 6.5 days old. It is 404578.8 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 22:59:17, 5 Jul, 2024. The next full moon is at 10:19:50, 21 Jul, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Gemini
The Sun is at 22 Gem 44' 24", and is 151930281km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 12 Vir 18' 52", and is 403033km away and receding.
Moon Is In Virgo
Alright, star gazers! Pull up your socks, tighten your suspenders and listen closely because the Moon is sauntering through Virgo, just a casual 406,195.013576389 km away. Yes, you heard it right. That's five times the distance around the equator! Now, I'm not saying it's time to panic and start hoarding canned goods, but if there was ever a time to alphabetize your spice rack and organize your comic book collection... it is now! Virgo is the Marie Kondo of the zodiac, after all, so let the Moon in this meticulous sign inspire you to spark joy in your life by getting things nice and tidy. And, trust me, there's nothing more satisfying than a color-coded closet or a well-sorted spreadsheet. You might even consider brushing up on your Klingon or finally tackling that Rubik's Cube that's been eyeing you from the shelf. But remember, the moon has a one-way ticket from Virgo to Libra in less than 24 hours. So, if you've got any lingering arguments to settle or any diplomatic missions to undertake, get ready! Because when the moon moves into Libra, it's all about balance, harmony, and making nice. So, in the immortal words of the Doctor: “Allons-y!" Get those tasks done while the Virgo moon is still on your side. Just remember, folks, keep your telescopes clean and your minds open because the universe has a way of keeping us on our toes! And no, we can't blame everything on Mercury being in retrograde.Mercury is in Gemini
Mercury is prograde at 20 Gem 57' 59", moving at 2.2 degrees per day, and is 197571236km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Gemini
Greetings, Earthlings! Gather 'round, my fellow space cadets, as we embark on a cosmic journey through the celestial skies, where our puny human brains will be enlightened by the wonders of the universe. Buckle up your space boots and adjust your nerdy glasses, for Mercury has landed in Gemini! Now, I'm not saying that the distance between Mercury and us is like trying to count the number of times the Doctor has regenerated – but it's close. At precisely 194,349,628.671465695 kilometers away, this celestial event is happening faster than you can say "TARDIS"! So, before you blink or get trapped in a time loop, let's dive into the cosmic vortex and explore what Mercury in Gemini has in store for us. As Mercury prepares to bid adieu to Gemini and packs its bags for a quick sojourn in Cancer, it's time to channel our inner Time Lords and make the most of this fleeting moment. With Mercury in prograde, the stars are whispering sweet nothings of wisdom and mental agility. You see, my interstellar friends, when Mercury frolics with Gemini, it's like a cosmic dance party where logic and curiosity boogie down to create the ultimate brainwave bonanza. Imagine your synapses firing like the TARDIS taking off, and you'll get the idea. This planetary alignment grants us Earthlings the power to absorb knowledge like K-9 sniffs out danger. So, fellow Whovians, grab your sonic screwdrivers and seize this celestial opportunity! Embrace your inner Gallifreyan and embark on a quest for cosmic knowledge. Engage in mind-expanding conversations, ponder the mysteries of life, and don't forget to laugh at the occasional dad joke – because who doesn't love a good pun about space-time continuum? And remember, in the wise words of the Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" So, go forth and make the most of this Mercury in Gemini moment before it vanishes like a disappearing TARDIS. Happy time-traveling, and may the cosmic forces be with you!Venus is in Gemini
Venus is prograde at 25 Gem 05' 07", moving at 1.23 degrees per day, and is 259298596km away and approaching.
Venus Is In Gemini
Hello, Earthlings and other celestial beings! It's me, your friendly neighborhood astrologer, coming to you with all the enthusiasm of Marvin the Paranoid Android. As you may know, Venus is currently in Gemini, about 139,767,610.313074261 km away from us, give or take a few centimeters. Now, don't panic, but Venus will be moving from Gemini to Cancer in just 24 hours. I know, I know, how terribly inconvenient, right? But as it's currently prograde, we're going to focus on the positive (or at least try). Venus in Gemini is like mixing Pop Rocks, Mentos, and a dash of cosmic pixie dust. It's effervescent, ticklish, and downright fun! Love takes on a more lighthearted tone – think witty banter with a side of intellectual stimulation. So, forget about those intense connections and focus on finding someone who can keep up with your quicksilver mind. For those of you stuck in a rut, Venus in Gemini might be just the breath of fresh air that you need. It's like throwing open the windows of your love life and letting in a gust of invigorating cosmic energy. Be playful, flirt, and engage in stimulating conversations. Who knows, you might just learn something new about your partner (or yourself)! As for your finances, Venus in Gemini is all about spending on items that tickle your fancy and stimulate your brain cells. Buy that book you've been eyeing, invest in a shiny new gadget, or splurge on a game that challenges your intellect. In conclusion, my dear Earthlings, during this Venus in Gemini transit, remember: Life and love are as exciting as a Vogon poetry reading. Just kidding! They're as thrilling as you make them. So go forth, taste the cosmic buffet of experiences on offer, and most importantly – have fun!Mars is in Taurus
Mars is prograde at 03 Tau 01' 08", moving at 0.74 degrees per day, and is 270944839km away and approaching.
Jupiter is in Gemini
Jupiter is prograde at 04 Gem 15' 24", moving at 0.23 degrees per day, and is 893876080km away and approaching.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 19 Pis 12' 05", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1432344606km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Beam Me Up, Saturn!
Okay, folks, strap in and put your space helmets on, because Saturn is hovering in Pisces. It's like the universe's version of a grumpy grandpa visiting a psychedelic fish tank. It's not just about getting starry-eyed over the nebulae though, no, Saturn is doing some cosmic housekeeping at a whopping 1,576,278,394.181507826km away. And yes, you guessed right! The old fella's gone prograde on us. We’re talking full-on forward motion.
Now, when Saturn, our celestial taskmaster, meets Pisces, the dreamy, artsy guru of the zodiac, it's like Spock meeting a Vulcan mind-meld with Picasso. It’s time to take those daydreams of yours, you know the ones where you're writing a bestselling novel or running a successful business, and give them a Vulcan salute.
This cosmic combo is here to ensure that your dreams don't just end up as beautiful supernovae in the cosmos of your mind. They want you to get off your asteroid and make things happen. You might need to draft a business plan, draw up a budget, or beam yourself up to the bank for a loan.
Now, I won’t lie to you, Saturn in Pisces isn't always a leisurely cruise on the USS Enterprise. Saturn might be the unwelcome guest who questions your most cherished dreams, but remember, the Captain doesn’t shy away from a challenge. Instead of putting up shields and firing photon torpedoes, why not let Saturn in and listen to what it has to say? After all, this cosmic old-timer has seen more than a few star systems in its day.
With Saturn in Pisces, you might find yourself feeling like you've been beamed up to the sleepless realms of insomnia. Your usual 8-hour stasis chamber sleep might seem as elusive as a Romulan cloaking device. But fear not, my starfleet! This is the perfect time to cultivate some much-needed inner peace. Meditate, take a stroll through your local holodeck forest, or simply breathe like you’re on a vacation in the oxygen-rich atmosphere of an unexplored M-class planet.
Remember, this cosmic event is all about listening to the wisdom that the universe has to offer. So, put your tr
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 24 Tau 50' 38", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 3063564997km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alrighty, folks! Strap in and hang on to your space helmets because the cosmic roller coaster is about to take off. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "What's this nerdy astrologer rambling about?" Well, let me tell you - Uranus is in Taurus, which is like blending a stubborn bull with a chaotic disco ball. Intriguing, isn't it? Now, let's start with the basics. Uranus is currently about 3054535215.476837635km away, doing its little prograde dance in the sky. That might sound far, but in the grand scheme of things, it's practically our cosmic neighbor. So, what does this mean for us? Brace yourself for some astronomical humor because it's going to be a "Uranus-shaking" experience! Taurus - they're the ones who love their comfort zone, aren't they? They'd rather binge-watch an entire series than risk missing an episode due to power failure. But here comes Uranus, the celestial equivalent of a power surge, ready to disrupt that marathon. The old ways of doing things are going out the window. It's time to adapt and evolve, my friends. It's like when they introduced the microwave - you might have been skeptical at first, but now you can't imagine life without it. But hold on to your telescopes, because it gets juicier. Taurus is all about the moolah. So, with Uranus entering the scene, we're looking at a complete makeover of our financial landscape. Imagine waking up one day and finding out that bitcoins are the new quarters. Banks may be reshaped, stock markets might jitterbug, and your piggy bank could become a thing of the past. On the personal front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, urging us to declutter our financial and material lives. Debt, taxes, credit card interests - all these can feel like black holes sucking up your happiness particles. But now's the time to break free. It's like switching from a rickety old spaceship to a shiny new star cruiser. Resisting won't help because Uranus is here with its liberating energy, ready to beam us up to a life of greater stability. So, there you have it. We're in for a ride that's going to be more thrilling than the last season of Babylon 5. Get ready for some changes, because Uranus in Taurus is about to shakeNeptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 29 Pis 49' 57", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4489109613km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Well, well, well, if it isn't Neptune, that big blue ball of mystery, making a grand entrance into Pisces. Now, if you're picturing a huge planet swimming around in a celestial fish tank, you wouldn't be entirely wrong, metaphorically speaking. Most importantly, for those who are not space geeks like yours truly, this means we are entering a time of deep spiritual and emotional introspection. Time to turn on your inner emo-goth playlist, friends. The fusion of Pisces' penchant for feelings and Neptune’s passion for unity is like a cosmic spotlight cutting through a foggy night. It's as if the universe is suddenly saying, "Hey, look at all these pesky differences between us. They're about as important as a single speck of dust on a supernova. So, let's just get along, yeah?" This cosmic alignment is like a celestial group therapy session, encouraging us to think about what we can bring to the table for our collective progress. And no, your famous guacamole recipe doesn't count. We're talking bigger picture here. What are your unique gifts, ideas, and dreams? It's time to unleash them and explore your emotional intelligence. Now, I'm not saying you should start a cult or anything, but this would be an excellent time to delve deeper into spiritual paths that resonate with you. Perhaps you could create a sacred space at home, something more than just your cherished spot on the couch. Fiddle around with some incense, light a few candles, whip out those old yoga mats. Neptune in Pisces is an open invitation to connect with what feels most sacred and share these experiences with the world. So, put on your best hippie attire, embrace your inner nerd, and remember: the universe has got your back. Or more accurately, it's got your entire existence. But hey, who's counting kilometers?Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is retrograde at 01 Aqu 43' 36", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5122187930km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Pluto In Aquarius: The Ultimate Cosmic Face-Off
Picture this: Pluto, the wee 'planet' (we're still salty about that downgrade, aren't we?) with a heart-shaped surface feature, is hanging out in Aquarius, the sign of the water-bearer. Now, before you start picturing Pluto getting a nice splash from Aquarius' jug, remember, Aquarius is an air sign. So, no, Pluto is not getting a much-needed bath.
Pluto, the celestial equivalent of that one intense friend who always insists on deep, existential conversations at 2 AM, is all about transformation. And not just the "Oh, I think I'll cut bangs" kind, but the "I'm going to reevaluate my entire life, quit my job, and move to a Tibetan monastery" kind. Pluto doesn't do things by halves, folks.
Meanwhile, Aquarius is the sign of progress, innovation, and the odd science experiment gone wrong (or right, depending on your perspective). When these two get together, it's like a sci-fi movie plot: expect the unexpected, and then multiply it by ten.
We're talking radical shifts in science, technology, and even space travel. Who knows, maybe teleportation will finally be a thing during this transit? A girl can dream! But it's not just about cool gadgets and warp speed; it's also about humanity. This transit could see us becoming more compassionate, more empathetic, and more inclined to work together for the betterment of all.
On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is the cosmic kick in the pants we need to change how we view ourselves and our place in the world. Instead of being self-focused, it's time to think about what's best for all. Basically, it's about becoming more like Mr. Spock and less like Sheldon Cooper.
So, are you ready for this cosmic shake-up? Because like it or not, Pluto in Aquarius is here, and it's about to make things a whole lot more interesting!
Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 22 Gem 44' 24" |
| Moon | 12 Vir 18' 52" |
| Mercury | 20 Gem 57' 59" |
| Venus | 25 Gem 05' 07" |
| Mars | 03 Tau 01' 08" |
| Jupiter | 04 Gem 15' 24" |
| Saturn | 19 Pis 12' 05" |
| Uranus | 24 Tau 50' 38" |
| Neptune | 29 Pis 49' 57" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 43' 36" R |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.